Marisa Stole The Precious Thing

[xPixelDreams]

@DevilChik1029384756 No, I'ts from a dôjin-game called Touhou.

[DevilChik1029384756]

is it a show or sonting?

[DevilChik1029384756]

at 1:04 she says horny xDDDDDDD

[giulia4th]

The beat is contagious

[LOOOLZZ90]

That skirt... I love it.

[GuardianValkyrie]

haha poor fairy.

[ChickenPika]

I am 12 and what is this. 

[GuardianValkyrie]

@ChickenPika im 12 to and apparently i understand this. you are too immature -_-

[DerpusViaHerpus]

@GuardianValkyrie

If you don't know about the "Im 12 and what is this" joke, you're obviously way too immature for the internet.

[259]

@DerpusViaHerpus That's not the correct response. What you should have said was to "Lurk Moar."

[GuardianValkyrie]

@DerpusViaHerpus actually i hate that joke. people always underestimate 12 year olds knowledge level. im sure that you were 12 also. its not that like you were born 30 something.

[PrussianUTAU]

@GuardianValkyrie Isn't that a bit hypocritical with your grammar and all?

[LOOOLZZ90]

@GuardianValkyrie

I'm 91 and what is this...... halp wheres my diabeetus tablet

[GuardianValkyrie]

@LOOOLZZ90 Lol good one but it would be more like "Im niney one...hwelp wheresh my diabeteesh tablet..

[destructias445]

@ChickenPika Y U NO KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

[JokersBunny]

sooo...is the song about a girl who fell in love with another girl or am I wrong? and is there a happy end after all? I don't get it.

[sam17simba]

LOL

[Yakultyummy555]

Am I only think this fits Hetalia better ;3

[cannonfodder4000]

@Yakultyummy555

Well, it's a Touhou song, and this is Touhou, so I can't say I agree. <=s

[groove1231]

yeah 

[blu3fish1]

who created the song?

[hidrokobra]

@blu3fish1 IOSYS based on "Doll Judgment"... Touhou

[a0001521]

Marisa stole our precious Half Life

[mrxai658]

DONT DO WHAT CANADA AMERICA CHINA BRITANIA RUSSIA .. WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!

[mrxai658]

WTH how many fingers are missing !!!!!!!!

[mrxai658]

must be the banker

[dummiexx2]

/watch?v=WmtJ6g4mpKQ

FOR 1080p

THUMBS UP SO PEOPLE CAN SEE

[StuffedMBros]

She stole my iMac!

[davidel67]

heh no wonder she stole it it was precious

[TheBlacknose]

She Stole a Minecraft idea!!!!

[Hiarok]

what the hell is that ?

[ChibiAngelKotone]

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THIS WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR?! XD

[brianimy]

The snow effect somehow makes this more hilarious.

[LOOOLZZ90]

Marisa stole my precious IQ

[superkittylova]

i was in computer virus remixes....how'd the hell did i get here?

[SonicOrbit01]

What...

[maxxtro9]

OK, yeah...... uuhm... WHAT?

[itsgumballwatterson]

gawd, i love this video for no reason ._.

[Esteban7214]

I was watching Japanese Techno Dance with a fat guy dancing, then i want to go to the song, but halfway to there, i took an arrow to the knee, killed justin bieber, played minecraft with criken and kilplix, danced like i was high, saw rebecca black Dead Metal Friday version, laughed, pead in the toilet, readed a book, outplayed modernwarfare 3 and Saints Row 3, but it dind loaded, couse i mis-clicked the link. And then i sended the time back, now im on my istone in the year 1235. Save meah!!!!!!

[glopso360]

@Esteban7214 I don't get it

[Esteban7214]

@glopso360 Ow the point is, japanese internet is hell slow, srry police but im in holland using free internet from japan

[glopso360]

@Esteban7214

Japan's internet isn't particularly bad compared to other first-world countries; maybe the place offering free-wifi just has a low bandwidth?

[MissJasuChan]

{This comment is now stolen by Marissa]

[BarbiesToxic]

@awesome83656 Try Hourai.

[ken890alibab]

O_O

[ImSpidey2]

This is the song from the Windows Crazy Error video.

[Reminiscable]

I actually understood what was happening! +1 for my Touhou-background.

[QuiietLikeSnow]

So THIS is where Takano stole the precious thing came from..

[MultiWTFGamer]

0:20 DEUTSCHLAND FTW!!!!111!!!!111!!!!

Joke :D

[rinnosukechan]

Marisa stole my books T_T

[yukita0love]

marisa stole my laptop ;_;

[RobloxColdplay765]

Marisa stole my robux :P

[SingOutToOurWorld]

who else thinks of beyond when you see the wara ningyo at the begining...

[YaoiDude3625]

I'll never be able to listen to this without seeing that fat dude dancing to it :(

[davidee00]

it actualy sounds a little like the super meat boy sound track, except that there is added some weird sounds and japanese voice

[aqworldsdare]

I Wanna Steal this...."Precious Thing"...And when I do...I will rule the world while speaking Japenease in an extremely high pitched voice.

[Acuity1024]

Is it just me or do I hear the skype message sound twice at 1:00 and then also at 1:05????

[suninshine101]

@Acuity1024 I didnt hear it XD

[CrayzMario64]

Five years.

And it's quality is STILL better than 1080p.

Ironic since it's 360p.

[RuuriruSuzukai]

Oops, I accidentally the precious thing.

[Fantasy5001]

Eins Zwei Guten Morgen Haha awesome!!

[mrredcat96]

nice but there are full version too not here but in another video

[OminousGravyTrain]

0:44

FUCKING WITCHES FLYING THO MY WINDOW WHILE I'M READING TO MY PIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[MAKTURAxSHADOW]

i get here from a crazy windows error!

[Dwojy18]

I remember when I had this on loop for about 10 hours.

[ggllaayy1436]

画質ないす

[shadowfan1997]

did anyone else in the end heard the words HD?

[MRMAGIC305X]

I'm here because of the dancing chubby Japanese guy.

[MKSTAR26]

Let's see... Marisa has stolen a sack of Christmas gifts, two girl's hearts, a LOT of books, goods from Kourindou and the Non-Directional Laser.

I'd be content with just lots of books.

[BoBBaB0oN]

windows error song

[d1i2n3o4s5a6u7r]

episode one

[GordonChiefSack]

Japan! Y u make so catchy music?

[WaffleFa1L]

Transvestite at 1:46 or  1:47

[WaffleFa1L]

Transvestite at 1:48

[WaffleFa1L]

This vidieo hospitalized for a week what the hell happened?

[DoktorWoron]

1:07 YEAH BABY!

[BLEACHFAN857]

Gucicigucicigucicigucici LOL

[84561237456123]

thumbs up if windows error brought you here

[ERR0R9O9]

@84561237456123 wut

[VSky384]

@84561237456123 It even my first touhou song because that windows error A_A

[TomzillaEnni]

@84561237456123 Welcome to the world of Touhou

[Peachetts]

I just found my new ringtone.

[Holyshitswords]

its too hd im gonna die!

[MitoMito0]

@tinktank1959 bitch please, touhou is a fucking game NOT an anime

[Biatchesillo0or]

eins zwei guten morgen :3 wer auch deutsch ist (geiles deutsch) daumen hoch ^.^

[ColonelSchnitzel]

@Biatchesillo0or Nein

[TehSalomon]

Something just cracked loudly in my head...

[HaseoDG]

:3

[Warchief1223]

Marisa stole your bike

[PatoLarax]

So... Marisa Stole Half-Life 2 Episode 3?

[KlLLAH573]

@PatoLarax Hilarious, I'd like to see a picture of that

[Tanzklaue]

@PatoLarax no, she stole half life 3

[QuoteSenpai]

The fact that its not an anime brings up a lot of questions:

What?

Who?

How?

Why?

Desu?

[MitzisLoppunny]

@QuoteSenpai There were one or two episodes of an anime, but ZUN didn't want it to be copyrighted, so the anime was cancelled :P

[Starwrathful]

@QuoteSenpai

１．アリスの心

２．霧雨 魔理沙

３．心を捉える

４．それは事故です

５．ですですです

[Master77443322]

@QuoteSenpai

Touhou.

Maria.

IDK; ask her.

Because she is a kleptomaniac.

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[KlLLAH573]

...no escape...

...there will be no escape from the influences of ZUN and Gabe Newell...

the Internet as we know it is ending

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Episode 1 - WORTH THE WEIGHT

Episode 2 - WORTH THE WEIGHT

Episode 3 - WORTH THE WEIGHT

[BarbardosBabyBoy]

0:20 Even german I feel bad now



[a0001521]

marisa should teach gaben how to count to 3, so we can have half life 2 episode 3

[KlLLAH573]

@a0001521 but there are ⑨ classes in Team Fortress 2

Gaben must be a ⑨

[WaffleTheQueenz]

@tinktank1959 For the last time, it's not an anime.

Look up Touhou.

[Digitalsp33r]

This video will gain a lot of views from valve fanboys unaware of what Gabe stole the precious thing is referencing... they're in for a big surprise.

[Chimeccio]

G.A.B.-G.A.B. 1,2,3,1,2,3, Worth the wait.

[EpicFunkey]

@Chimeccio Marisa stole the precious Ep3.

[tailsandsonic100]

hey the noize is like the crazy widows error

[CanaryAsylum]

@cadillacgoeswhaa

Oh hey looks like you got banned fro youtube. Guess they care.

[XxD3athxMet4lxX]

Eins

Zwei

Guten Morgen.

1, 2, Good Morning to you too.

[KlLLAH573]

Out of all the IOSYS and other similarly-styled Touhou videos I've ever seen, this is still my all time favorite for some reason.

It just has some certain quality about it, and it is actually my first contact with Touhou material.

[TheModernRiot]

apparently Marisa stole this poor womans sanity.... and sexuality?

[alexdz123321]

If you search for Marisa, this is the first result.

[saia100]

Fukken saved

[LetsGoFreshCookies]

I'm sorry, but...wut

[jackalhunt1]

Guys stop feeding the trolls please. If your going to reply to a troll just say "Cool story bro" then ignore them...

[AltareGlenard]

idk why this song(maybe) reminds me n**** stole my bike... faved anyway

[kingbooforums]

Flagged for shocking and or duisguisting content.

[Wobuffet3]

@kingbooforums flagged for spam

[kingbooforums]

@Wobuffet3  it's ok. I make one of these comments at least once a week.

[marko619666]

I was hearing Kreator's flag of hate before this, and I have listened this 10 consecutive times xD

[bobakken5]

PROP HUNT anyone?

[Tanksareforcowards]

this song is dumb i dont even speak french

[MitoMito0]

@Tanksareforcowards wat

[Tanksareforcowards]

@MitoMito0 I SAID I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH

[tr9536on]

@Tanksareforcowards japenese retard

[Tanksareforcowards]

@tr9536on you misspelled Japanese.

[tr9536on]

@tr9536on oops sorry but i dont really care im 14

[tr9536on]

@Tanksareforcowards and i know french

[Cloaytonem2]

Not stole, just borrowed.

[chibichibininjachibi]

I miss 2006.

[kizzychiz]

@chibichibininjachibi I miss 2006 too ):

[crandor6]

Touhou cured me from being gay and stupid

[Nuijin]

wapanese engrish is the bestest

[jackalhunt1]

@Nuijin Cool story bro.

[Y0shiart2]

meh. "Crazy windows Error".

[markolo25]

my favorite part was the 1-2-3 part :3

[PsychoNoodles13]

8D i like the first part of the song the most

[UnendingEmpire]

After reading this comment, all you will hear is what I said

1:03 you will hear "Horny horny HORNY horny!" rather than what she said

If I heard right, was it "Hourai"?

[charizardpal]

藁人形に五寸釘

[charizardpal]

0:19 einz, zwei! (1, 2)

[jackalhunt1]

@charizardpal Well done.

[TobiTheNinjaKitten]

@charizardpal guten morgen! (good morning) :3

[Touhouprinny]

I really don't know what the HELL Alice is doing, but well...she looks like she have fun.

[matafannimE]

when i forget my homework in school i'm gonna say "MARISA STOLE MY PRECIOUS HOMEWORK!" xD

[jackalhunt1]

@matafannimE The chance of any one getting that are very slim :P

[matafannimE]

@jackalhunt1 anyway, is gonna be awsome if somone does :D

[NathanRomml]

@matafannimE

and when they ask you why start explaining who Marisa is

lulz guaranteed

[teeny13021]

I heard this at Deidara saying UN UN UN UN UN

[Tascalirica]

Don

Subidon Subidon Subidon Subidon Subidon!

[MitzisLoppunny]

I told my Teacher that I'm making a song to rember the prepositions out of this.

I now have an excuse to watch this continuously in my classroom for the whole period >D

[MrViruszone]

marisa stole my data

[MrsValhallaRising]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­at =_____=

[WrestleMe661]

DAWNTO!DAWNTO!DAWNTO!DAWNTO!DA­WNTO!DAWNTO!

[blackkuncp]

Marisa stole my cookie

[darthcupcake2]

I am proud to say I can sing this >:D I can't do the finger counting thing, though. It looks like I'm trying to do the Geddan with my hand O__o

[n00bofdestiny]

I can't stop listening to this for some reason...

[PKFifer]

So, she says "Can't be alive without you"...rotate the v and it becomes "Can't be alice without you". There ya go.

[Nyemai]

@PKFifer o_o

[StupidHead1010]

Bona-fide weird Japanese thing.

[BobisOnlyBob]

@StupidHead1010 "Widget" for short. Widget = WJT = Weird Japanese Thing.

[Itzaric]

I began by watchin "Skye stole the precious thing" and then I discovered it was an editing from this video.... This 'Marisa' from what anime is she??

[doru0147]

LoL i listen this song and i do fatalities on mortal kombat XD

[shadowfang64]

Does anyone else think 1:30 - 1:53 sounds alot like a Running In The 90s, near the end?

[Gunnar120]

whaaaaat?

[killerbot999]

DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO DAWN TO

[5up3rp3rs0n]

Replay button won't work! :(

*has a seizure*