achmed the dead terrorist..... by jeff dunham

[LOLJb123]

i love achmed...ELOO iam lindsay lohan

[VampireBobbette]

Thumbs up if You used his help to spell Achmed (A-C-Phlegm)

[Ulquiorra276]

"So what do you think of Bush"

"I love Bu-"

" Oh oh you mean the guy ! "

[Ulquiorra276]

thumb this up if this video has never gotten old !!!!!!!!

[NYXrox89]

"Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Me I kill you!"

OMA I Told A Joke!

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[awaisahedsaleemi]

@ jeff dunham got alot of tallent

[756blessed]

A...c...flimkk...............

[BieberiluvJustin]

Son of a beeeech Stop touching meeeee

[fwe364]

this fucking thing cracks me up

[awesomemaz1]

heheh epic

[midotherun]

Fauck , u r the terrorists , making fun of Others isn't fun Radicals



[Lineage231]

"Knock Knock!"

Whose there?

"Me, I kill you" :D

[LaterGator11]

yess! yess! in the winner had to fight michael jackson!

[EscapeTheFate11271]

39 disliked because achmed killed them so they were disappointed and pressed the dislike putton

[ssaahhmmyy]

Achmed: wait..if i'm dead *gasp* that means i get my 72 virgins *gasp* are you my virgins!? i hope not!

Jeff: why not?

Achmed: there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! if this is paradise i've been screwed!

Jeff: well did they say it would only be female virgins?

Achmed: holy crap!!....wait...i can have clay akien! ha epic!!!

[Thebestever441]

Press 0 for SCH ACH ACH med the dead terrorist.

Press 1 for UGH HUH

Press 2 for HEADBANG

Press 3 for EHBUDDEH

Press 4 for You really are dead

Press 5 for EHAHAHAHA

Press 6 for Scary

Press 7 for Fuel Rod gun and jeff chewing

Press 8 for His minutes

Press 9 for AAAHHHHHHHHH

[ascarothion]

Jeff Dunham is a decent stand-up comedian with props, not the "best ventriloquist ever".

[TheFunkyBones]

SILENCE!

I KILL YOU!

[12isaiahmartinez]

whats the hell happened 2 my feet!!!???!!?!?!?

[johanyo875]

up ep ap oop STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEE!

[niklasdksalkin]

8:02!!!

HAhahahaha! :D

[Kirov2you]

I like bush... Oh you mean the president.

[Sharp0000009]

dude he's freakin' serious.

[JesterNlove]

Lol..i want to sign his turban like i would sign a footcast...

[bogdan555100]

anyone-who-subscribes-me-i-wil­l-subscribe-back-please

[trainman666]

"SILENCE!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!" my favorite line in this whole act.

[ChristoferDrewLuverr]

Silence! I Keel you!!

[SuperRmoo]

oh lets seee uh... A...C....

[JesusisTHEANSER2LIFE]

location, location, location.

[OsitoSalvaje]

SILENCE!! ill kill you!

[LunaMoon84]

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"

BEST LINE EVER!

[christasgroovy]

this made me laugh my head off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1520GIR]

Yay i get to see him tomorrow in DC!

[sasishaan]

Damn gd

[kcwbar]

"A C Phlegm..."

[kcwbar]

You're ignorant He's BRILLIANT & I BET A MILLIONAIRE!

[mjtracy]

Wow, this is ignorant. Plays in Branson I guess.

[tobester009]

@mjtracy dumbass

[lilcrosby2]

This isn't funny it's stupid

[zaida830]

Your face is stupid.

[grayson799]

allah damnit!!!!!!

[grayson799]

its a flesh wound haha

[kylierox9914]

hellooooo i am lindsay lohan

[jacobpickett44222]

@kylierox9914 actually its ELLOOOOO

[LudvikM94]

What do you think about the Bush?, oh the Bush I luv the Bush, ohh you mean the President ohh I'am sorry LOL. Can't stop laughting of him :D

[jams2cool7593]

i love this, its my fav. lol jeff ur so awesome thanks for making me laugh, i got to see u before my surgery and it made me laugh and feel so much better....u rock!!! love achmed, its so funny.....i watch this a lot.....

[thechicanogirl55]

"it use to be"

[fantarules1]

lol

[fantarules1]

lol I KILL U

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

ME I KILL U

LOL

[kcwbar]

"Sadamm's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart"

[kcwbar]

"A . C. Phlegm"

[kcwbar]

Fucking funny as shit.

"Silence...I kill you"

[manueldss]

he always looks like his eyes are shut when the puppet talks

[JackandSally4ever]

It took me a minute to get the Bill Clinton joke xD

[Nerx1]

knack knack

Who's there?

Me, i kill you

[DragonWaffle11725]

ha ha i was laughin my ass off every 2 seconds of this video

[OwyheeBrave11]

I KILL YOU!!!! ROTFLOL

[mcrulez4life]

WTF lmao i cant see that

[stalwart911]

Hilarious..

I hope all the f-cking muslims die...

[theclocknewwresler]

do you mean all muslims???.....MEE TOO???

[brillopropioleo]

esta muy bueno pero me encantaria si no lo pueden traducir

[gremiras]

stop touching me!! LOL... silence

[ghassemr]

على ما اظن ان هذا الشخص يقوم باستهزاء من النبي صلى الله عليه واله وسلم ارجو من الاخوة وضع ردودهم المناسبة ضدهم وشكرا

مالحظه : صراحة هؤلاء لا يعرفون عن نبينا شي ولا ما كان يستهزوا بهذا الشكل الله يهديهم ان كانوا غير معاندين والا فلعنة الله عليهم اجمعين الساعة

[scrumsie]

Haha i want that kind of keyboard , with elf letters.

[animes8888]

i kill you, lol :D

[Fruitsbasketcase12]

I love Bus... Oh you mean the president. Classic

[kickboxer5]

god damit

oohh ooh

i mean allah damit

[MulticolorRecords]

omg this guy i hilarious! how does he do it...

[wwwximboredxcom]

what was the last thing it flew trough your mind?

my ass xDD

well duh its made in china ._.

[dj1010101]

oooh an insult to terrorists - ALLAH!!!!!!!

lol

[flon57]

i swear i've watched this over 20 time, and i laugh each time

[natycainn]

haha so funny, not seen this guy before

[xxxpinkgurlxxx68]

HAHAHAHAHAH omg this is hilarious!!!!!!!

[flon57]

A C FLEM

[princessdrac]

lmao this is too funny :)

[HANNAHPINKY1]

this is funny

[thxnola]

"made in china" "tribute to bill clinton" ha! lmao.....i just had a thought....if he mocked bush....he should make jokes about obama....now that will be funny! HA!

[McZeroNG]

You stupid fucks ruined him for me. Quoting him, 5 months after this skit was released. It's funny when he says it, not you.

[SlingTheInk]

so funny . never gets old... he's the best

[xRawrxMandy]

Achmed is amazing!! lmaoo

[bepaka]

this is so ffucking funny

[Tashiekins]

LMAO!!!

So close to the bomb, but hilarious!

xxx

[othleyton4ever]

LOL HILARIOUS!!!

So want this guy to come to the UK lol

[thxnola]

yess!!!!!!!!!

[ascendrian]

LOLOL :D

[bobokong]

My god i wet myself at this :)

[dumptruckers]

racist

[LMartin41]

Gotta be my all time fave comedy skit! Achhhhhhhhhhhmed.

[CrazyAd88]

he milks it, he says silence i kill u like 10 times

[justme000001]

lmao :D:D:D

awesome

[moonalways]

thats was frekain hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[Nerissalovescows]

AWESOME! i love this part on the dvd.. makes me laugh every time

[shelbi16ne]

omg gay!

[tnks4lyf]

how do you spell that? uhhh.... A-C...phlegm HAHAHAHHA

[sazzle1]

Jeff: so what do you think off bush...

Achmed: i love bu....Oh you mean the president..

classic

[TheEmoPanda]

Omg xDD

This is so funny teehee

xxx

[cesc040]

literally the best ventriloquist

[smudger115]

lol

[ilwatt]

SILENCE I KILL U

if u must kno i am a horrible suiccide bomber i set the timer 4 40 min. an it went off in 4 seconds u kno wat thats lyke right

dats funny

[happy4gangstas]

nock nock

whos there?

me i kill u :P classic!

[stigit2u]

i kill UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU HAHAHA

[WintyPorth]

HAHAHA i luv it

[Megharbell]

yea cool, very cool,

but he isnt muslim

coz muslims not like that ass shit

[Duffy115]

haha lol !  STOP TOUCHINNGGG MEEE!

[anan7968]

Thanks for sharing, I loved so much. The cutest Achmed I've ever seen^_^

[roboticrichie]

i loved it

[Girlie1986]

Im not american either, and i think its funny as hell!! :D

[christiaanmeyer]

Hell isn't really funny... (tick tock! Wake up!)

[skulldugg65]

i agree.

[Thunderwavia]

ITs funny, because its true. hehe

[izzyswankashley]

5:30 is the best partlol lmao smplol=sh*t my pantslol

[PODxDevi]

That's so NOT funny... LMAO

[smileyface4774]

omg! so funny

i can have clay akin lol haha, i told a joke. lol

[dardanlatifi]

your right bro, i don't know why people gave you the thumbs down.

[mrgionni]

I'm not sure what to say, and viewing the comments here, I don't think I have an opinion. Yup, it's a ventriloquist puppet show :D

[Daniielle1991]

HELLO! I'm Lindsay Lohan! xD

He's killing me!

[65Catch]

Hammerhart, bei schlechter Laune besser als alles andere

[yacirM]

stupid and racist !

[hananna008]

A...C......Flem.....Silence I kill you!! haha:D

[aphroditeangel26]

phlegm

even the spelling is gross

0_o

[nachosomundo]

how do u spell it? What?

[lex7787]

i dont get the

'i took that verizon bastard with me' joke..

can you explain?

[Neo2681]

He thought the reason he exploded early was because he went over his minutes on his cell phone, probably a verizon cell phone, so when he had the explosion he took the guy who says 'can you hear me now' with him

[scorpion511]

ahhh thanks since im not american i never got that joke :P

[Thunderwavia]

I am not American I got the joke, perhaps you are retarded scorpion?

[ackesnack]

i remember when we watched this in school with the teacher, and one in our class sad: THIS SUCKS, so me and my friend hit him to the ground so he started to cry lol !

[nachosomundo]

wow thats... kind of mean

[nathan6546]

? wat do u mean that is mean its comedy so com down its so post ot be funny ok?

[TheBrokenFrog]

yep

[Kriasi]

OMFG CANT STOP LAUGH 2:00

[bradymaster1]

this is so funny

[richardcoleking]

Amazing! Jeff Dunham is genius!

[JoBrosluv44]

no its achmed chchchch soo funnyy

[crashlandning]

he is F***king awsome a funny gau hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[beachdog07]

RAWR! scared now? no

AWRAWR!!! scared now? no

god damit. i mean ALA damit. SILENCE I KILL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[skeeder22]

That's ok I took that Verizon Bastard with me! ROTFLMAO!!!

[thatwuzhillarous]

LOL i love this guy!!!! SILENCE... I KILL YOU!!! LOL!!!ROTFLOLPMPBAS!!!

[Mikoscho]

Ey das is so geil ich hab mich voll kaputt gelacht als der gesagt hat: Silenc!!! I kill you!!

HAHAH SOOO GEIL

Translation: Ey its so cool I has laughed me fully broken as him has said: Silenc!!! I kill you!! HAHAH SOOO COOL

[queenofkos]

dumb cant u spell?

[angelcarina03]

He is so funny if people thinks he is not funny then they can go fuck them self.

[sh0ckah]

america full of fat retards stop eating junk food u fat pieces of shit.

[pinkprincess7340]

Ala Dame it lol!

[0617797910]

cilencio

I kille you

hahahahahaha f*cking vet

[0617797910]

cilencio

[macliam1]

v funny

[NewYorkState1]

america big terrorist!!!fuck you murder America!!!

[timmer72]

LOVE OR GET THE HELL OUT!!!!

[coolrijji]

LOLZ

[tjalendran]

funny shit!!!

[alperrrrrrrrr]

u really dont know anything about islam and muslims ıt is a big tragedy that the people who use the atom bomb in japan and killed million of people also still doing the sama things in ırak called muslims terrorist.u really dont know who u r shame on u

[timmer72]

Your a f-ing retard.

[spitfire9b]

Silence, I keel U!!!

[crythe1]

god so much fuckin idiots on youtube. unbelievable.

[Schnarchinase]

SILENCE!!!

I KILL U!!!

[TinkerbellX921]

stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[stephondavis18]

nok nok hoos ther me ill kill u

[atvking69]

I KILL YOU!!

[starangelsa]

it's just a flesh wound!! I kill U!!!!!

[flavioemauro]

the best

[wolfgirl2009]

i think some idiots must live here

[sweetchickhere]

"how about now?..no...god damn it!...i mean alla damn it....slice i kill u!!!!!" lmao!!!!!! thats one of my fav parts

[Ddogj]

hahaha!!! i kill u!!!

[rolle93swe]

so fucking good!!!!!

[hippimo]

knock knock..... whos there?

me..i kill u

[madxx132]

I Kill u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD XD

[Amelialeroux]

FREAKING amazing!!! Love it!!!

[sheetguy12]

jeff and achmed rock but peanut kicksass

[sniperkitty88]

hell yes

[maidenlover101]

when my friend showed me this, i almost passed out from laughing so hard

[freddy4940]

i love bu-oh you mean the president!lol!