Portal: Still Alive Is There Anyone There Achievement Guide

[DillonHammons]

1:55 idk why but when the cube didn't go in all the way I laughed my ass off

[ELITEKILLS564]

who are you in a deep voice (i'm ratman)

[fandhstudios]

Did anyone else notice the radio on top of the cube?

[MitchoftheDead]

NOONE PUTS TURRENT IN THE CORNER!

[TheHighLife412]

@MitchoftheDead i do lol

[AreYaCrazy]

Do you need to do the whole campaign or just from 16?

[jaaaaaaack13]

Can you reload checkpoints if u mess up???

[wtfchaseramsey]

when u dropped them did u sing ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST i would have

[p0nz3r1]

im the freaking bat man

[arnold23121990]

Turret: Put me down

Chell: As you wish **throws down**

....

Turret: WEEEEEEEE!

[2royalpengu2]

Nobody puts Turret in a corner D:

[Grimbassador]

Ahhh I love reading the top comments. They make the funny parts seem even funnier (:

[RoboticBaby]

who thinks even though they want to kill you the turrets are cute

[thrixxxlol]

thumbs up if you did this and then realized u did it on your pc :D

[MegaXsonicx]

turrets are naughty they have to go stand in the corner

lol

[fearmydonut248]

Turret: Who are you?

Me: You don't know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

[torchfire1]

is there anybody in there i n there just not if u can here me

[IceBankMyself69]

press 4, and boom goes the dynamite

[ukikocarrot23]

I like how you just kinda stuff that turret into the corner at 1:35

[LilThrillaGorilla]

Chell also adds 10 pounds

[ThePhantomTerror]

Knuckles is awesome!

[Theredzx10rider]

Is this game the same as the regular portal for PC? Do the cheats for the regular portal still work? Please tell me before i go and buy this game tomorrow. PLEASE.

[Nekochan117]

"put me down!" ok. *drop* Dumb*ss X3

[ROBLOXains]

You put the turrets in time out lol

[killaedie]

is you mess up can you go back to a save

[D34THGU1T4R1ST]

I just Picked up the camera and hit him with it and still got the camera adds 10 pounds

[Duncan12457]

@ 6:00 im the godamb batman

[aw6959]

IM A MORON AND I LOVE IT.....XBOX GAMERTAG POWLY79

[HelloPoland]

@GaMeFUTURE1 Maybe 4 ya

[dailydols]

Why does "turret" sound like "turd"? BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE FULL OF SH*T AND I HATE THEM!!!!!

[RichyRoo90]

Can i just start on level 16 and get the achivement?

[warhammer40kloadup]

is that true about perants being shot?

[Toshimi123B]

My bros best friend is calledf the ghost becuase he always kills turrets without them nowing. Like a ghost!

[MrRiddick225]

i love how the turrets forgive you for killing them

[Nnnarekkk]

Watching in Portal 2 Web Browser (Steam)

[blainyrules]

@GaMeFUTURE1 And PC is better than both. All consoles are complete crap except for PS2.

[Nnnarekkk]

@blainyrules All are crap exept PS2 and PC so you own a PC and a PS2.

[blainyrules]

@Nnnarekkk And I've owned a Failbox 360 and sold it because it broke 7 times. The really funny thing is I didn't use it very often at all.

[Nnnarekkk]

@blainyrules I hate PCs, Macs look better, the hardware is good and you can have Windows 7 and Mac OS at the same time, to late I already made the mistake of buying a PCrap.

[blainyrules]

@Nnnarekkk And if you'd bother to use Google you'd see that there are ways of running Mac OS X on a PC. Do your research first before you make assumptions.

[Nnnarekkk]

@blainyrules If you would have done your research, you would know that #1 WiFi doesn't work and #2 It's illegal. It's also really hard to install MAC OS X. I have tried it. And MACs have a better build quality. So I have been doing my research DUMBASS.

[blainyrules]

@Nnnarekkk Well why the fuck didn't you just buy a Mac in the first fucking place if you think they're so much better? Moron.

[Nnnarekkk]

@blainyrules Can't you read. In the second comment 'A MISTAKE'. If your mommy sees you using the word FUCK I am sure she will spank you.

[blainyrules]

@Nnnarekkk Firstly, I can read, you just must be incredibly retarded if you think Macs are better and have a PC. And secondly neither of my parents would dare to touch me.

[Nnnarekkk]

@blainyrules Okay, I start again. Caps lock, MISTAKE. I bought the Laptop = PC a few months ago and back then my opinion was different. But NOW I know that you can install Windows on a Mac and everything works. Oh and by the way Macs are really expensive so there are many reasons.

[eventfularse]

@Nnnarekkk Why do you get a Mac if all you're gonna do is run Windows on it? Your logic seems flawed.

[TackyNames]

@Nnnarekkk Better hardware? Not sure about that one. Paying $2000+ for quad core + below-entry graphics cards.

[kooljazz4]

@blainyrules TBH Applerip you off for a mac its only worth £600 not £1000 and would you rather haver a good ugly fast pc or a beutiful model thats the slowest thing evar?

[NotTheEnglishAverage]

I didnt get the achievement? At times i got shot but i just loaded back to the start. Does that mean it wont count?

[SpitfirePhantom]

@blainyrules You're a Playstation 3 fanboy by the looks of it?

[blainyrules]

@SpitfirePhantom I don't even own a PS3

[blainyrules]

I wonder why they had to put the name of the Portal theme tune in the Failbox 360 version. Or why they had to bring it out on Failbox.

[TheRobloxianVideos]

dude please make a pc version of all of these i only have l4d2 out of all the valve games for xbox 360

[ps3hater221]

these guys get achievements for thiings i normally do in pc version!!1

[1UPGamR]

what is portal still alive and how do you get it?

[djmbubba]

@1UPGamR It's basically Portal, but on Xbox 360. I think it comes with a few more challenge rooms than the original PC version of Portal. You can get it on the Xbox Marketplace for 1200 points (around $15). I believe it's only on Xbox and not PS3. Portal 2 is out now so I'd get that instead, unless you want the complete story.

[0606indy]

Portal still alive=Smart thinking,Patiance,Trying to put up with the voice of Glados

[pinkymcfloyd]

What is the difference between Portal (Orange Box Edition) and Portal: Still Alive?

[Laxfreak113]

@pinkymcfloyd still alive has the entire game and some extra challenges

[dedeede27]

@pinkymcfloyd pc fanboys will think you're a fag for getting orange box.

[gonegang95]

@dedeede27 Orange box ftw!

[Axcelerator1102]

Is this portal 1 or 2?

[Yourtrollin134]

@Axcelerator1102 Portals 1

[aSupaNinjaPanda]

lol i got a ad about portal2

[Guyincognito98]

If you get shot, then kill yourself to re-start from a previous check point; do you still get the achievement???

[pinkd0g145]

@Guyincognito98 If you reload a checkpoint you still get it. Trust me, I did it that way. :)

[Puhapio]

When the turret says "who are you?" i whisper "youre worst nightmare" then the turret says "shutting down"

[Nnnarekkk]

@spikeClan really nice but the copy and paste should be removed.

[raykrislianggi]

"Put me down!"

"Okay!"

LOL

[MrCurlyish]

is portal still alive an arcade game

?

[xXAuraSoulXx]

@MrCurlyish yes

[MrSmashface]

@MrCurlyish It was on "The Orange Box" a game by valve which featured

Half Life 2

Half Life 2; Episodes 1&2

Team Fortress 2

Portal.

Still Alive is the stand alone arcade version of Portal.

[sharper4221]

@MrCurlyish yep.

[YourOwnWorlds]

2:12 THE TURRET SAID : IM JUSTIN PISS

[Jasperfritse]

@YourOwnWorlds Nope, it says "Are you still there?"

Anyway, their voices sound creepy, like its from a horror movie...

[xxpooslingerxx]

i love that song  still alive

[mercilessbrute9]

4:20 bessst part

[OurMapleStory]

1:36 TIME OUT CORNER FOR YOU

[SnoweyMan111]

Am i the only one that shrugs at how awkward portal seems to play on the consoles. It's so smooth on PC but this looks weird.

[FusionCryptid]

turrent aA: Did you here that?

turrent B : no?

turrent A: ask is any one is there

turrent B : is any one there? she isn't saying any thing now what?

turrent A: say you seem them it scares the shit out of them

turrent B: I See you.....Now what

turrent A: Come out bitch

[HelloPoland]

@FusionCryptid turreNt?

[vXDeerSlayerXv]

@FusionCryptid It's not turrent It's Turret.

[FusionCryptid]

@vXDeerSlayerXv I just made a fucking type-o 4 months ago who the fuck cares!

[ONLYUSEmeVAG]

@FusionCryptid What the fuck is a "turrent"?

[FusionCryptid]

@ONLYUSEmeVAG it's a type-o of turret smart ass

[ONLYUSEmeVAG]

@FusionCryptid I don't think you would do a type-o of the same word 7 times.

[Fo3AR]

@FusionCryptid stole that from a machima

[ScribbleJR]

@FusionCryptid machinima's video....

[theCeilingPancake]

When the turret says "Who are you?" I say: Samuel Jackson, bitch. And I've had it with the motherfucking robots in this motherfucking game! *Throws robot on the floor*

[l4d2man2000]

win the tuet says who r u i say tristan benefiel, craper

[l4d2man2000]

win the tuet says who r u i say chuck norris sucker

[Yashimikun]

Mimi:

wait, are there some achievements you can't get when playing Portal on The Orange Box? Cuz I'm playing Portal on The Orange Box but i don't have "The Camera Adds 10 pounds", "A Feeling Like Floating', and "Still Alive Is There Anyone There". Dose Portal has it's own game, like, not on The Orange Box??

[11zoomzoom11]

@Yashimikun This is re XBLA version with 15 extra levels and 200 gamerscore

[Yashimikun]

@11zoomzoom11 - Mimi: oh, okay, thanks :D

[Crazyrocksteady]

those turret has the cutest voice ive ever heard

[vglgvn534912]

I think having my house destroyed would be a good excuse to get wasted.

[skullreaper38]

why not save on car insurance... lol gosh these ads good portal vid

[LordBman3]

The Camera Adds 10 Pounds", and "A Feeling Like Floating achievement doesnt excist on my xbox? anyone know why

[masterofthecontinuum]

@LordBman3 me too



[TheThe1337]

I always end up going right past a turret's range, and it goes "There you are! Are you still there?" LOL!

[TheRyan2455]

"who are you?" LEROY JENKINS!!!!

[zoraliciousful]

1:35 TIME OUT BITCH!

[metallicamegafan]

its just a normal Aputure science weighted storage cube, not a Aputure science companion cube like u sed at 3:15

[animakerdrag]

mine glitched...

[HabboGuy111]

Robot: Who are you?

You: LEEEEERRROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKKKKKINNNNNSSSS

[carterslave]

thumbs up if u hate ads

[bigpunk157]

@carterslave UHH thumbs for hating people who ask for thumbs ):(

[saintscolts918]

TURRET:PUT ME DOWN

MAN ; ok

(lound bag)

man;dumd ass

[TheZombiePhd]

On the feel like floating achievement does it only work for arcade or for the orange box 2?

[kcorb14]

put me down. ok, dimbass

[mikeymike2710]

0:52 ninja ownage

[dannylamb456]

5:00

turrut:put me down

you:ok

turrut:blamblamblam

lol

[sanzoisawesome2]

Is Portal:Still Alive and the Portal (Orange Box Version) The same game or is there difference in achievements/test chambers?

[DeemonSeehorse]

@sanzoisawesome2 there are 14 brand new levels in the form of challenge maps and all new achievements. If u have The Orange Box I normally would say don't buy it, but it's a steal at $5 this week only so HURRY UP!!!

[gladbug50]

rofl "put me down" stupid assholes keep asking me to put them down

[Deathstone397]

11 people got shot by a bullet

[1357fallon]

I swear hes saying turd :L

[markie758]

1:35 Turret : Motherfocker

[womenrvets2]

lol 5:02 "Put me down" such a cute little voice :3

[Netaro1000]

When the turrents says: hey! its me! I say: Why the hell do I care you try to kill me!

[stoneswordT]

ha when he fell i thought it would splatter and say: "Major fracture detected, user life signs: dead"

[TheDataMonster]

3:30 error: it is an energy pellet, not a companion cube

[Hedmanification]

lulz the turrets sound cute :D

[xzaner1]

Kill the camera!

Cameras suck!

[Chrisolboy2424]

Im Chuck Noris I didnt take a shot

[Raicuda]

Can anyone else hear 'still alive' throughout the video? the radio version.

[phillipjfry6]

@Raicuda It's because the room with all the cubes has a radio in it that plays that song.

[gigglez5667]

haha im the goddamn batman!

[StrenthrockStudios]

"how are? semen."

I do not understand?

[ManDadJr]

'yea you like getting the cube in face don't you"

[legomonster23]

"Who're you tryin' to shoot? Go to the naughty corner like the rest of your turret buddies."

[alexthegood78]

*over an acid vat* PUT ME DOWN..... "SURE BITCH! TROLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOL OLOLOL"

[TheMrTumbs]

5:03: Turret: Put me down!

Ok, down ass!"

[SammyDodger62]

@axcelkaru it's actually an arcade game on xbla that u download it's not a map pack

[anonymous4209]

what is the difference between the original portal and portal: still alive?

[AxcelKaru]

@anonymous4209 Portal: still alive is a map pack with extra maps. It also gives you extra achievments for you to find in the normal game.

[guigapizzi4wii123]

who are you

I'M LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYY JEEEENNKINSSS!!!!!

[RJFreakman]

if u save then get shot then load your last saved spot will it still work

[98mikaelah]

"who are you?"

"Ca-na-da--"*shot*

[TheWriter518]

"who are you?"

"I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!"

[Slurpinator1]

LOL, I love it when they say "Put me down!" right in front of a cliff... "Well, if you say so.."

[Dicker1801]

So simple SO awsome

[SmashingBanana]

6:14

I'm Chuck Norris

[Shockev]

My version of portal doesn't have any of these achievements. I got mine from the orange box from steam. Are these achievements from some special version of the game?

[MrLegendman3]

@Shockev You download this version of Portal from xbox live arcade

[BoySamusMetroid]

@Shockev You have the game Portal. This is Portal: Still Alive. Kind of an add-on pack with more challenges and more achievements.

[guitargeek1231]

do you have to play though the entire game to get this achievement? or can you start at chamber 16 and progress though from there?

[Eh302]

@fdlir45 I got that the first day I played this game xD

[katt800]

"and boom goes the dynamite"

[gillece]

looks like the camera :D didnt see it.....(puts on sunglasess) comingYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHH *dun* *dun*

[SamboHaxor]

I always use a cube as a shield and bum rush 'em.

[IAINoodle]

them turrets are dead cute ;D

cant wait for portal 2!!!1111

[amcbub9th]

dont like ads 0:01

[ningasora]

For some reason these achievements aren't on my xbox360 game. Are you playing on the Orange box or the actual portal game? Cause I did the camera adds 10 pounds achievement on the Orange box and Its saying Its not there

[kylek643]

@ningasora these are from portal: still alive which is from live arcade not the orange box.

[elrichzann]

i pee my pants when u the turret says "PUT ME DOWN D:<" then u say "ok dumbass"

[miciso666]

nice turret phrase not real but would be lol:can i see ur face? ill stop shooting plz? and if u die omg omg og boom! explode :D vote if a good idea X3

[Nachoking19961]

"Ayayayayayayayayayay" *burn*

[MrOPTICkickass]

i did this and on chamber 18 when i knocked the turret off the stand it fell off shooting and shot me i was like wtf u mother fucker

[EatenbyCouch]

is this the one in the orange box???

[godstickman]

can someone plz reply me is theese achievements only for x- box or will it come for pc like and update anybody knows?

[gregolol777]

i dont actually hav xbox but why is gold for???

[loladis69]

@gregolol777 It's not gold. It's gamer score.

[MrWarfire01]

@wWBlazeWw3141 Thanks a lot ive been wanting to try it

[Blademaster675]

lol i let them shoot each other out when i pick em up

[Wrash16]

Everytime the turret says "Who are you!?" I always say "Rick James, bitch!"

[MistaBubblingBlue]

@Wrash16 Every time the turret says "who are you?" to Me i say "CHUCK NORRIS, BITCH!!!"

[MsSoylu]

@Wrash16 & @Irieane =D

[thegodofs]

@Wrash16 I'm jonny Thore and I break yo Dick!

[razial36]

@Wrash16 i would send you a rick roll vid and write RICK ROLL , Bitch! in the desc but im too lazy...