A Reading from Snooki's Book

[kak10053]

"A reading from the book of Snooki, 'cum one cum all'. Amen"

[rainbowlollipop7]

Im buying that now

[kelly12051]

keep pressing 5 or 6 lol

[jOEytingBB]

press 6 and hear her say YOU ARE SUCH A HOE ahahahaha

[meaninghasnomeaning]

omg...i seriously wish i could listen to tony's laugh all day.

[shrek4414]

@meaninghasnomeaning he has such a contagious laugh!

[HelloooooThereeeee]

lol why was the woman in the pearls reacting like that? It wasn't that shocking.

[8sakuraleaf9]

@HelloooooThereeeee because she is a "lady" -.-

[Rorix9]

A SURE THING...what guys think when they hit on her at a bar

[veroronnieronron]

That was diabolical.

[Rosalia100100]

FUCK, I WAS EATING..... T__________T

[Rawrieshizzle]

What does she say at first? The reason for tony to laugh .. What does she say @ 0:19

[KatieBrittanyy]

@Rawrieshizzle "She reached for the front fastener and set her girls free." Meaning her boobs. :3

[98alyssarocks]

LOLOLOL TONY'S LAUGH!!! :P

[nano4028]

that mans laught is hilarious

[ellenfan96]

how does ellen manage to keep a straight face?! :P

I laughed like crazy :D

[bellatrixgrangerr]

Why would you guys tell her what cum is? She's obviously young and shouldn't know. Fucking idiots. I hope you never have children.

[hwangstet5k]

i never knew dumb bitches that dont even know the full meaning of NASA can write a novel

[ph0134hill31]

YOU ARE SUCH A HOE. hahaha

[TrangCao1]

@Roxy4ureal

Well, my friend told me that cum is like .... Sperm... But im not 100% sure. :D

[hexponi]

@TrangCao1 Yeah it is sperm

[TrangCao1]

@hexponi

Yahh :3

[Roxy4ureal]

i dont get it...whats cum????

[xMISSUTUBOVAx]

@Roxy4ureal

1. n. Semen

2. v. To orgasm

sourse: urbandictionary

[nihiraram20]

@xMISSUTUBOVAx *source :)

[naturefourever]

@Roxy4ureal In the book a capter is called "Come one come all"... Cum=come i guess

[msmegalove123]

@Roxy4ureal same idk

[KaroSwaggin06]

Tony's laugh 0:23 - 0:36 (13 sec)

[beachbeautyaddict99]

i love snooki! she doesnt care what people think and i admire that

[hexponi]

@beachbeautyaddict99 She doesn't care what people think? All she does on that show is drink, have sex and cry about other people thinking she's a bitch or fat or a shit stirrer or whatever.

[MehNameless]

I'm pretty sure there's a special name for that type of novel... erotica....

[RainbowsTiger]

Tony ''HAHAHAHAHA'' Ellen ''-_-''

[mrwaffledude11]

is the book actually like that

[MrDJMarmalade]

Oh my God, those posh bitches in the audience..

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

@MrDJMarmalade lol what... because they dress nice and reacted the same exact way to the excerpts that tony did they are bitches? man.. narrow minded maybe?

[justinsgirl32456]

Cum one, cum all! xD

[18mrsbrightside]

ahahaha tony enjoyed it :D

[hydroE99]

best laugh ever!!

[muffins61061]

i like how from time to time she talks to tony

[asiye1988]

LOL tony has a great laugh

[Tims3700]

And now a reading from the book of snooki

[pandy2323]

OMG. his laugh. it's awesome.

[Trimere]

Dictating to a Ghost Writer ≠ Writing

[cupcakegirl1324]

Snooki can even write I'm surprised!

[Bieberlover2403]

I suddenly need to read this book lml i died

[MsDanioDanio]

Snooki is a fucking WHORE!!!!

[meaninghasnomeaning]

Ellen and her nerdy glasses are funnier then the readings from the book. lmao

[mainMichelle]

Tony's laugh just made this video soooo much more hilarious. And the fact that it's like 1 am and I have to get up at 6.

[Bugzhay95]

someone please tell me that ellen was kidding 0___o

[MyLifeDestiny]

I'm surprised Snooki even has a book!

[meghan0095]

oh.my.god. how does something like that get published?? i menajust becuase it's by Snooki does not mean it's any good...

[mrsknowitall002]

Like if you cant stop watching her videos!

[MrEvilStevo]

guess im going to scrap my novel to try and become a slutty and superfluous tv celebrity (not star) instead. Cos apparently thats how to get a book published nowadays :S

[cnamalm]

Wait that book was on the new York times best seller list...woooow.....funny !.... But....wow....

[JosantDeath]

and u ppl buy dat book...... damn society is fucked up

[hmcg020]

Americans surprize me every year with the shit that comes out of their country...

[jdm0715]

Who were the prude bitches in the front row? "*Gasp* Ohhh myyyy gawd!" Get the fuck outta heeyah.

[FreeGirlForLife]

Ellen's actually pretty hot..

[youmakemelaugh99]

Cum one cum all xD

[xDanielleNolanx]

TOOONNNYYYYY <3

[TheNinjaabarbie]

oh snooki.

[cynthiakaye480]

Lol I recommend that book if u like the comedy things like that lol I've read it actually I jut didnt see this first I still like the book tho

[andreab4ya]

EWW not buying that book...

[Kate9Sunrise]

0:29 "Guuurrl, hold ma pearls!"

[All4youkis]

i <3 Snooki Lol NOT!!

[lazybonez511]

wtf kind of book was she writing?!?!?!

[dannykh1]

Me + Tony's laugh = LAUGH OVERLOAD!!!

[StannaBlue06]

tony's here...

[Omaricas7]

Tony gasped as Ellen read out the last part LMAO.

Wow what a world we're living in smh

[shizzles24680]

Hahahaha

[psg12310001]

i dont get the first one..

[kilplixel]

@psg12310001 front fastener. belt. growth free. u should know that one

[eliichocolate]

@psg12310001 she's talking about her boobs hahaha

[wangsajayasenioryear]

I actually don't get it .

[FruitLooperLove]

I just love Tony hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[allisterschultz]

why did that blonde look so suprised....racy? ya. but nothing to over act about...

[NekoProductionCorps]

I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard

[JustKissAndTel]

i love tony's laugh!!!!

[UnAmEiTwEmAkEiTFILMS]

it's probably a picture book, loaded (no pun intended) with alcohol adds XD 

[The74sally]

that book must be cheap...

[justlenaxlove]

I saw that at walmart today ... ;)

[MizzSuu]

TONYY'S LAAUUGGGH!<3 :DDDDD

[jameyandcats]

when did snooki have time to write a book... i doubt she even wrote it

[xDsmile1298]

That's not a book, it's literary porn. xD

[sUncreen245]

i wonder how many "favors" she had to do to get it published....

[iamthecooltype]

@sUncreen245 omg, ftw! xD

[hamany12]

i hate snooki omg

[BUKGYQ]

here's some more prose...

[MissAnimeFreak513]

Snooki has a book?

[Zeena122]

"Cum one cum all" whahahahahahha

[iamthecooltype]

I love Tony...

I can't believe Snooki has a book. I hope nobody buys it!

[8913151822]

@iamthecooltype

Ellen did

[AcceptanceIsKey23]

I love how Tony's laugh is funnier than the joke!!! You can't NOT smile when you hear Tony laugh!! :D

[Nezaable]

Even worse than a IQ of a potato...

[ashley77710]

@Nezaable and i think its the potato that would be insulted by that comment because its being compared to her... ;)

[zeCookieThomas]

Nothing compared to Scrotie McBoogerballs.

[rexlovestoboogie]

@zeCookieThomas South park FTW!

[GalaxyAngelK]

That awkward moment when you've been writing a book series for several years, carefully drafting and developing characters and plot, and Snooki has a book published and you don't.

[linkxkid13]

@GalaxyAngelK Brian's gonna be so cheesed.

[bl0nd3saresmart]

@GalaxyAngelK that's not awkward. That just sucks.

[GalaxyAngelK]

@bl0nd3saresmart

lol true, true

[DELPHIIII]

@GalaxyAngelK Youtube comments hall of fame. 350 thumbs up in one week FTW

[rylraven13]

omg, I *love* Tony's laugh. His laugh gave me a boost of happiness for the day!

[daniellandgrens]

Snooki can`t even phone after pizza an now have made a book ^_^

[daniellandgrens]

Whats up with the starfuccers in front row.

They dont look like they usually get chocked of things outside the box^^

[millers3888]

Totally jacked Bea Arthur's Pamela Anderson roast routine, Ellen.

[keep0nsmiling]

i cant believe people are actually going to buy this. and how did she get published in the first place anyway?!?

[Burt0nB04rd3r]

Snooki is literate? OMG it must be the apocalypse... No wait. Never mind.

[prasad604]

snookies sucha a talentless bitch

[74tannya]

@ yo.  Supsoup1000 Ikr I dunno eater

[hergesh4u]

I love tonys laugh

[CaptainRicotta]

That is a magical laugh.

[skyemarine]

I didn't know she could read...

[supsoup1000]

i wonder why when u dis like something it dosnt show

[anjlim13]

i LOVE tony's laughhh!!!!! he is adorableee! <3

[fromthelandofeskimos]

Or civilization is ending if this is publish worthy.

[xXRetardKoolaidXx]

LMFAOOOOO!!!!! Fucking hilarious!

[Lunammi]

His laughter is priceless.

[0AnimeLova0]

Tony should write a book. I would read it. seriously. he's witnessed so much :D

[mpurple620]

OMG i luv snooki



[ShannXProductions]

can someone please tell me what this one means : Gia Gulped, she reached for the front fasiner. and blah blah blah... just tell me plz!

[futurerockstar1992]

@ShannXProductions She let her boobs out.

[DMlax4]

lol his reactions are priceless...when she said "cum one cum all" he was like "OOOHHH..."

[stocker104]

What the fuck

[christina9817]

LMAO that is hilarious, and tony's laugh just makes me laugh more

[ItsMeNoeli]

OMG WTF IS SNOOKI WRITING ABOUT ?!? lol

[bonnie7842]

ahahahahahahahahah ngngngng eeehehehehehe oooooohhahahaha

[LatestMusicToMyEars]

i dont get it , Snooki has a book ? omfg , whats happening to the world ...........

[MoeKnowsIt]

Lmao her audience are annoying with their stupid dramatic face expressions

[douniaatje79]

hahaha I love Tony's laugh!!!

[MKA0201]

0:57 priceless 

[slideshowgurl]

I actually read it and it wasn't bad....

[ciciguidette93]

lmfaoo

[frankie16883]

i want to read it but im scared its going to make me stupid ..

[TheGodOfPegana]

@frankie16883 LMAO!!

[BlueLeopard200]

@frankie16883

the fact that you actually want to read it means you must already be a bit stupid

even if I knew that the secret to eternal happiness was randomly inserted into Snookis book I would till have to give it some thought

[TheMasterOfTheGays]

@frankie16883 myself*

[bbaabbeeyy1]

the audience are retarded ! how they act shocked :S wtf ?

[YoItsChelseaa]

Uhmm...ellen that all wasnt in that one chapter Actually three different to be exact (in order) 'Take My Breath Away' 'Come One, Come All' and 'No Hug' :P yes i read that book

[515NeNe]

@YoItsChelseaa She never said it was all one chapter and obviously u could see she skipped around in the book

[ADancingOstrich]

His laugh kills me :D

[nellie2581]

Wow, Snookie has a novel

[mager258987]

@nellie2581 She clearly didn't write it herself.

[Connieleann]

Funny !!!

[grumpyclouds93]

Why does she even have a book...that's more pointless than Paris Hilton's singing career.

[TheHMFN]

Girl at the end saying "WTF" LOL :P

[MrLB4ever]

Can she even spell?

[missmakeupshow]

It's hilarious cos she got a straight face on

And wants too read more xD

[cuddlingkitty]

damn the woman at 0:29 are so annoying :O

[SWandGFFreak]

Is Tony British?? :O

[palepinkdaisy]

@SWandGFFreak Yup :)

[nellie2581]

@SWandGFFreak I think he is

[oliveyou1028]

Just the way she reads them is funny to me!

[fasionfreaks11]

I want to read where do you get it

[MsFunnyMJ]

Tony's laugh always makes my day :D

[MrTichabin]

PRESS 4 !

[BeccaLovesNiley4ever]

@SH3RZOO fordi danskere styrer! xD

[JustSoMiMi]

i want ellens nerd glasses<3

[SH3RZ00]

I'm a danish boy at the age of 15, and I really find The Ellen Show very entertaining! :)

[LeTinamster]

@SH3RZ00 Same, I'm a French 14 year old girl !

[ThePiaablabla]

@LeTinamster Same.. I'm from Slovenia.

[kaylaa999]

Tonys laugh!!!!

[PikiruMuzu]

tonys laugh xDD

[jancoetzer12]

"cum one, cum all" LMAO

[incrediblepancake]

Tony, you are pure win

[ChemicalAtTheDisco]

Tony's laugh, omg ;D x