Twilight in 5 Seconds

[CosmosusMagnus]

10

[o0Reesha0o]

Now i know why i hate this movie -.-

[WoollyMammoth16]

twilight in 3 words: PIECE....OF.....SHIT!

[KaiRaccoon]

Is it just me, or did that five seconds seem to last for twenty five?

[iSteveo1]

LULZ

[Gerichtsmediziner13]

lol :P

[scudwerfer]

name of the music on the ending please!!!!

[japanesegeekfreak]

@scudwerfer 15 step by radiohead

[paulvenkman]

If you don't like how I spell, why don't you go on all the videos on the right that have spelling mistakes and correct them too? Hell you could even talk about why it's important to use capital letters and full stops.

[pokermemeface]

Twilight in one word = shit

[Chuckalakala]

Hahaha how much of a bunch of losers are you faggots commenting about how long the video is??

Seriously, who gives a fuk if it's 2 or 3 seconds different from what it says in the title..? You fags obviously don't have lives..

[screamingmustard]

I'm pretty sure the guy who made this doesn't give a rat's arse how long it is. God, you people are thick...

[TheWorstHorrorMovie]

1.2.3.4.5 = 5 counts

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.­14.15.16.17.18.19.20.21.22.23= TWENTY-THREE

VINGT-TROIS!!!

23 does not equal 5

[TheParygirl101]

12 seconds moron learn to count

[StarGaar4443]

@ilove666  It isn't.

[ilove666]

Why is this movie so "amazing"?

[NewMewmaple]

Twilight in 4 words: he's a gay pixie.

[Arulez12348]

Better ten the movie 

[RedMasta1]

Still better than the actual movie. (Duh.) 

[chubbylilloser]

You could have just put a 5 second clip of a guy sucking another guys love length... would have been the same.

[demonz250000]

lies that 20 seconds

[LilyBatley]

If only this was how the film was i might not have lost 2 hours of my life when i watched it.

[jc2753]

This video just saved me 2 hours of my life. You sir/madam are a scholar. Best 5 seconds of my life.

[shaggyluvar12]

I'm guessing you count like 1 2 3 4 24 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 5

[Caseyjanestokesx]

I'm pretty sure five seconds is shorter then that.

[okliviprincess700]

@Caseyjanestokesx yeah it is.. five seconds doesn't go

(every 4 seconds) 1! (4 seconds later) 2! (4 seconds later) 3! (4 seconds later) 4! (4 seconds later) 5!

[Caseyjanestokesx]

@okliviprincess700 LOL, so true:L

[Roguephilsopher]

The movie sucks, the books suck, everything about twilight and series suck. There I wrote that comment in 5 seconds.

[lolvks]

Should have just put gay porn :|

[garralovetemari]

This sucks more than the movie

[calibornfish]

@paulvenkman wht u talkin bout she counteded right... 1+1= WINDOW! duh :P

[centerofthecircle666]

I can understand different grips on things like vampires and wolves... but why the fuck did they play baseball? Its like making a bunch of Yetis play golf. I got to admit though, the movie did really catch the suck of the book.

[angelbabe777]

How can anyone like this crap..Twilight I mean.

LOLing at the video

But none of them are good looking and the characters have like..NO personality and omzzzz Sparkling vampires... pitiful

[tigerlvr333]

@angelbabe777 Don't hate on people's opinion. I'm not hating on yours. I understand your point of you, even support it, I just don't agree with it. I think Twilight is so addicting and entertaining. I'm not even going to ask if you have a problem with that, because it you made it clear that you do. Please respect other people. :)

[eliseio0]

its not 5 seconds actually, its 24 seconds. like if you agree :)

[DeathApothecary12]

That's basically the whole movie...

[sweetcookiemonsteful]

@ddoroka Full Moon by The Black Ghosts :)

[ddoroka]

@sweetcookiemonsteful thanks a lot:)

[aleiyah123]

lol that was not 5 secs but it was still funny as hell :P

[2funnyguyszacandjosh]

This is stupid! learn to count

[Kagami232]

@2funnyguyszacandjosh fuck you this is cool

[PiratePrincess6809]

i love twilight.....I found this hilarious :D

[71demonium]

Still a better love story than Tw... Ho.. wait ... nevermind :/

[Gulbosable]

Teeheehee lol... Love edheads eyebrows...

[IlyKennyMcCormick]

Lol

[elleoneiram]

To everyone who pointed out that this vid is not literally five seconds: I APPLAUD YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POINTING THIS OUT. YOU ARE TRULY A RARE GENIUS. NO ONE ELSE CAN THINK OF SUCH WIT.

[candy4725331]

XD Lol

[Terra1311]

woulda been better if it actually was like that.

[TheShakiebreaks]

Hahaha twilight sucks balls.

[Mangolover87]

yeah. thats pretty much how it goes

[tigerlvr333]

@Mangolover87 not at all, they don't even establish the fact that he's a vampire or that she's clumsy and blushes a lot or that he loves a human whose blood is especially appealing to him (star-crossed lovers). It's a lot more than music, a scream and "you probably shouldn't have said that" just sayinnn. :P

[DarknessWithenMe]

this is hilarious but you might wanna go back to kindergarden

[paulvenkman]

Don't know where you learnt to fuckin count...

[devsox1]

@paulvenkman "learnt" ??? omg...

[TONSTORR]

@paulvenkman and you haven't learned how to spel :p

[paulvenkman]

@TONSTORR

You're one to talk...

[kellyisabum]

@paulvenkman ......learned*

[paulvenkman]

@kellyisabum

Learned? Learnt? Who the fuck cares? The guy still needs to learn how the count! I'll learn how to spell later ;)

[paulvenkman]

@paulvenkman

I'll learn how to write later. I'm drunk.

[MoonRose9]

@kellyisabum "Learnt" is a word and is being used correctly. Look it up on Google.

[YOMAMAXXL]

@paulvenkman Don't know where you LEARNED to FUCKING spell...

[paulvenkman]

@YOMAMAXXL

Stop trying to be some clever twat and post something relevant to the video than someone's comment. My response in simple terms for you is "This video is over 5 seconds meaning the guy who made it doesn't know how to count." And congratulations on the spelling, you're awesome! *In the most sarcastic 'fuckin' voice ever*

[YOMAMAXXL]

@paulvenkman /watch?v=5dI6mPDCqEo

[paulvenkman]

@YOMAMAXXL

I enjoyed that thank you and I saved it to my favorites but I don't understand what you were trying to accomplish out of it. You still are "awesome."

[YOMAMAXXL]

@paulvenkman I was joking! I actually think your comment is quite clever :D /)^3^(\ brohoof! /)*(\

[CyberTechWolf]

@paulvenkman The same place you learned to spell hahahahaha!

[ITHROWROCKATFATGIRLS]

twilight is gay

[EmmyNemmyLove]

this was 24 secs

[MissGauntGirl]

@EmmyNemmyLove yeah, including the intro bit and the end thing

[ImmaPandaRawr]

I like Twilight and have to admit this was hilarious. 

[280246jpp]

This will give people a bad idea on how the twilight series is about

[Lara1Croft2is3all4]

@280246jpp I didn't need to watch this video to know the twilight series is bad

[Goofee75]

Still too long to see that flat faced freak, He's gotta learn not to chase parked cars.

[fincoolbeans]

watch mine pls its funny

[chippetesVEVO]

you should have sped it up! like make the whole movie and speed the whole thing up really fast!

[barbyloves]

wie heißt die Anfangsmelodie.. ?

[MrKellogs100]

loving the little bit of radiohead at the end there

[Lammfloisch]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[starkidmegafanz]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spore56go]

i still cant get over the fact that radiohead let this crappy ass movie use their song... sigh...

[fagseatham12]

WTF the actual "twighlight" footage was only 18 seconds long.Count it

[koutaa55]

RADIOHEAD :D

[RavenMajestic]

uhhhh. learn to read.... that was longer than 5 seconds, bro.... lol fail

[bec4hockey]

ROFL

[MsChillin14]

"U really shouldn't have said that..." lol.

[CaseyT96]

I like twilight But this is just to funny!

[americanpsycho93]

still a better love story than Twilight........... =o..wait..?

[MrGrAnDcRiMiNaL]

like if you thought that u'd click on this video and hear : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY for 5 seconds..

[falinfreakster]

@MrGrAnDcRiMiNaL would like but comp is lagging

[normablue1]

That wasn't 5 seconds and it was retarded...

[misskitty345]

still a better love story than.....wait, never mind

[kristallkeks]

Twilight in one Word: GAY!

[TXRider]

@Mandalorianjedi lighten up

[VampOfAwesomeness]

I like this way more than the movie!

[Mandalorianjedi]

I call false advertisement! That was not 5 seconds!

[HotZingers]

that was 12 seconds

[MultiBrunettee]

0.o LMFAAOO!

[PriorityOfVengence]

LOL.

[AntoniaPickledBrown]

Whats the name of the song at the end of this/ at the end of the first film?

[julian123179]

well you really shouldnt have said that lol

[RebelAdmiral]

Got to love those 24 seconds long "5 seconds" videos

[ShinyNoodlePuppy]

This is better than all the films.Twilight sucks.

[ilikecheesepie11]

*24 seconds

[Rikairiify]

The cast of Eastenders can act better than the cast of Twilight. Just sayin'

[TheAvenueKid]

I'm not too fond of the Twilight movie saga...but the soundtracks are soooooo great!

[anobeisegoldfish]

you missed when he shagged her through the bed :/

[vampireshadow1990]

haha so true xD

[musicislife9414]

i like twilight...but i like this soooooo damn much

[XBOX360Kazuya174]

worst movie ever

[sheringeorge126]

hahahaha!!! OMG THATS SOOOO FUNNY! LOL!!

[freckleKaren]

bwahahaha oh man))

[AAVince2513]

I have no emotions and has to pick between a heroin attic fairy or a homosexual dog

[ironmaiden93ofangmar]

seems legit

[TheMarepoto]

still better than the entire saga...and justin bieber

[baobubs]

@TheMarepoto. I can tie a pink ribbon around my penis and it wouldn't be as gay as Justin Bieber...

[MultiSnyderman]

@TheMarepoto nothing is better than justin bieber

[wildcats3010]

still a better love sto-oh wait :(

[FullMetalSpiritGirl]

yup this is wat happenes when a girl meets a super fairy

[Roesch03WRX]

every effing movie shes in shes got her mouth open wider than a chinese mans business' front door.

[haymont1]

"You won't hurt me."

...

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHG!!!"

[LittleKitty170]

FAIL. This is 26 seconds long.

[SirezX]

@LittleKitty170

Concept, not a rule...idiot...fail indeed...

[BroadwayBaby1231]

@LittleKitty170 You're new here, aren't you? Not including the begining and the ending credits...so, there was a FAIL in your part.

[JOELY713]

@LittleKitty170 fail on fail on fail this actually 24 O_o

[FirenX951]

@LittleKitty170 Its actually 24

[2222evo]

@LittleKitty170 12 !



[TehEwglet]

@LittleKitty170 well actually it's 24 seconds long...

[iactonmyimpulse]

@LittleKitty170 FAIL. It's 24* seconds long.

[2TheAwesome]

@LittleKitty170 you must be new here

[ThundraViper]

@LittleKitty170 Lol what? xD

[Walien87]

@LittleKitty170 24 seconds long, buddy.

[xxiHeartHorsesxx]

@LittleKitty170 DOUBLE FAIL. Its actually 24 seconds. XD

[transformersbannana]

@LittleKitty170 FAIL. This is 24 seconds long.

[Benetoite]

@LittleKitty170 It's a running gag on the internet, it doesn't have to be 5 seconds to be called a five second video.

[hollyhock18x7]

@LittleKitty170 DOUBLE FAIL. It's 24 seconds.

[WeirdIdeasCO]

@LittleKitty170 Actually, this is 24 seconds long. 

[MsAdrienneLynne]

@LittleKitty170 fail its 24

[XelliegeeX]

@LittleKitty170 FAIL. This is 24 seconds long ;)

[eve0210ful]

@LittleKitty170 FAIL. 24

[LilOldCreep]

@LittleKitty170 You don't say?

[thisisnivi]

LOOOL

[JiIs3l]

24



[jmoon2010]

525 people are twihards. and will die alone ^.^

[caleb10sutton]

thats how they need to make all the movies

[zaandarbrow]

Harry Potter 8 Movies Bitches!

[MCRgrrl4ever]

That wasn't 5 seconds...it was 12!! XP

[KrustyRox]

Bella almost dying in the first movie was by far the most enjoyable scene.

[e7l13]

@KrustyRox definately. it was the only vaguely interesting thing in the movie

[Alonepants]

that was 12 seconds.. and i laughed at the part where she screamed

[TheWitchdoctr]

My, Bella, try to contain your emotions please.

[pape6cho]

And still it's not short enough! :D

[3445Pokemon]

still a better love story than twili-wait what?

[retardbuster]

To every stupid kid who complains about the video length. "___ in 5 seconds" is a saying which sums up a movie in a short time, but it doesn't mean that the video is 5 seconds long.

[kenzieuchiha1191]

i want the 24 seconds of my life back please

[MCRxfan20]

@kenzieuchiha1191 Well, you might wanna get off of YouTube if you don't want to waste parts of your life. :P

[SpectralS2]

I want my 19 seconds back

[HunnieeBuniee1]

Best piss take i've seen so far! ;D

[suicidebxmber]

In... 5 secs? That shit last long.

[RideonRunnersHigh82]

The credits song was the best part!

[drdueandpipsqeak]

LIES!!

[xXRevenantAngelXx]

Twenty-four seconds... D:<

[fluffypeachyflamingo]

25 SECONDS! HA!

[leifhp1]

no,no,no *starts* "this movie sucks" the end