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  • love it...

  • Loved the Monkeyed Movies and Chimp Channel, this one was one of my favorites! "You're the man!" "Aye, and doont' ye forget it!" ROFL

  • I used to have these all on video! Love these!

  • come on lighting bolts.

  • those chimps remind me of people having tea on a sunday afternoon........Nice....epic

  • i used to love watching this with my dad. Good times

  • apes not monkeys

  • Come on lightning bolts lol I had forgotten about these till recenly

  • Lol!

  • Aye, the brravest monkey everr live i tell ye

  • good gos, have we devolved 50 years in thinking this is funny?

  • @SuperOxideDimutase Clearly you have ZERO sense of humor !! GET A LIFE !!

  • Haha funniest thing since mr shifter !!!!!!!!

  • LMAO Tom Stern is brilliant

  • Cool, they'd let ya see that?

  • 34 people are going to be victims of Willy's bolts

  • how do they move the monkey mouth?

  • @Juinor They just train them to flap it on command.

  • @Hotshotter3000 Tide,, thanks bro.

  • come on lightning bolts...!

  • "This is so embarrassing!" xD

  • That must of been one painful fart

  • OUCH!!! I bet that hurt

  • Fucking hilarious i think i pissed my pants

  • kew i'd like to see that

  • 1:12 dont u mean your the monkey and not your the man

  • They should make a dvd with all these monkey movie things on it!

  • this is a classic!

  • This shit would drive Peta INSANE. I love it.

  • @bhopp88 im a member of my own selfproclaimd group of PETA(People Eating Tasty Animals)

  • Monkeys??? Arent they normal Glaswegians?

  • lol i would be pissed off of people taking a piss out of the moveies but i was the one who pissed with lauther lol ha ha i thought i was going to dies lol ;0)

  • Haha

  • What happened to these videos? I loved them, are they on DVD?

  • Lol "I like what he's done with his hair."

  • i think im related to him in real life

  • You're related to a monkey that shoots lightning from his arse?

  • yea and im related to Santa :)

  • cool we'd like to see that lol

  • Very funny! So much intelligence on the youtube videos. Braveheart is an excellent movie. Mel Gibson has superior intellect. Shoulda stayed with your wife of 30 years!! Oh well.

  • Omg i love this shit!

  • Good stuff!

  • I thought Chuck Norris was the only one that could shoot lightning from his ass! =O

  • He learned from Mel. This video is great!

  • I'm always gonna laugh when I see this. Random monkeys and butt-lightning!

  • Good video.

  • OMG I loved The Chimp Channel. It used to be on after WCW Thunder. I liked the one where the chimp news anchor talks about Gas Shunk Toys.

  • lol

  • dude, shut the fuck up

  • Wow, someone ask for proof to your statement and you mark their comment of as spam so it won't show.

    Good sportsmanship there.

    Guess you'll do the same here.

  • didn't mark it as spam, somebody else did. i didnt think his comment was rude or anything, but apparently someone else did.

  • Dude, this is not cruel. If the chimpanzees don't want to do it they wont. Chimpanzees can't be beaten by humans. At least by bare hands. They are far to strong. Infact, they only do it because they want to. Most live good lives.

  • a good live for a chimp is in the jungel

  • You can teach a dog without beating it.

  • "..great big lightning bolts from his arse!"

    5/5

  • <3 HAHA!

  • This is great!

  • This is why God invented television.

  • funniest stuff on the web OR tv. bring back the chimp channel!

  • time to make with the lightining bolts willie

  • proving that monkeys WILL rule the earth

  • @coolguy7869 we already do =)

  • haha, monkeys do make everything better!

  • 5 english vs 4 Scotts outnumbered!! xD

  • oh god... my sides...love it...LOOOVE it!!!!!

  • wtf lol

  • hahaha xD love it!

  • hilarious... just hilarious.. .P

  • lol brilliant

  • HILARIOUS!

  • Well like fit ih weigers wid say:

    Pure dead brilliant n that.

    Funny as fuck like.

  • "time to make with tha lightnin bolts willy"

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  • @SteelWool91

    this is so embarrassing

    Aye but quite entertaining

  • That's the spirit! Scottish and proud.

    P.S can anyone tell me who Scott was?

  • u rippin scottish ppl ad like u tae come over here and say that

  • Yikes...........we are in trouble......

  • if only it had been so easy. that a monkey could have done it

  • lol...........................­...

  • this is quite embarrassing...I know, but quite entertaining.

    eerrrgghhhh, aaarrgghhhh, cmon lightning bolts!

  • lolololl! x

  • And, its YER MUM. Not Yer MOM...Lol :0))

  • LOL Stu!

  • Well, im a proud Scotsman and I LOVED THIS...LOL.

    Thanks Terri for the share lollol.

    Love & Light, Stu

  • LMAO

  • best

  • Very funny lol

  • what does he say at 1:01? aye but querre tutining? or wtf

  • aya but quite entertaining.

  • 1:11 made me lol so hard.

  • ROFLMAO!!!

  • i love these monkey-ed movies

  • ROFLCOPTER

  • Scotland the Brave!

    Go Clan Scott Gathering 2009!

  • Whoehahaha i cant stop laughing

  • ha ha ha...all these are great :o)

    wonder if the guy will ever make some of up to date movies?

  • Really cool, rofl!!!!

  • scottish monkeys haha weak mother fuckers!

  • braveheart was the worst fuckin movie of all time for serious

    this was better than the original...not as long as well

  • are you retarded, it won like 12 academey awards, i think you need to re-examin your life, and realize what movies are good and not.

  • you are really ignorant and dont know anything, the movie wasnt just based on some Hollywood story. Those events really took place in history, and it wasnt just the fact that I could identify with Mel Gibson, it was that I tried to put myself in the shoes of the people who were DYING for their freedom, it wasnt some pumped up action drama, it was a movie of passion and deliverance. So you need to get your facts straight and really ask the question, "who is the real Douchetard"

  • Non-sense its full of historical errors. Like how Mel would of really been hung drawn and quartered. Not publicly disembowelled.

    Wrong century!

  • Hitmeimapacifist..doesn't "drawn" mean being disemboweled ?

  • aye your the man and dont yee forget it lol

    that is so bloody funny

  • hehahehaehe roflmao!

  • tHIS ROCKz

  • When i see thees monkey, i feel like some times on work^^

  • braveheart is one of my favorite movies of all time and this is preety funny

  • i thinks its pretty entertaining xD

  • HAHA!!! Good Job!!!

  • is this historically accurate?

  • I love these videos............as for the Scots who don't like it? Get over it, you are too damn serious.

  • that was brilliant - where's the oscar?

  • 'Ay, and don't ya forget it.' That's what Lightning Bolt Willie says at the end of this.

  • Sorry, but what does William Wallace say at the end? I didn t understand

  • i dont like this it is a stariotype plus i am scottish!!

    long live Wallece

    longlive the Stewart Clan!!!!!!!!

  • haha great ;]

  • i hateturdbuglar and also all teh fucking basterd who betrade the Scots i hate all the people i think william wallace have to kill them

  • Love it!! Lighten up with the history guys! This is a PARODY of a movie and it's funny as hell, though I think the 'A Few Good Men' parody was better.

  • its offensive to the scots that died fighting for our country = people think ah well its years since brveheart was out so we will have a wee joke about it but true scotsmen never forget learn that ya f yanks and english twats

  • I'm with ye mate! Too long have the Celtic nations put up with so called harmless fun like this...apart from it being mildly amusing in that PG Tips way (i.e not really) it reinforces yet again the Anglo Saxon / Roman view that we were the barbarians! Saxons were Roman mercenaries who turned on their masters. F**k 'em we know we were here 1st & nothing can change that! We were who we were when their world was a pup & we'll still be here when they've f**ked it up! Erin agus Alba go braigh!!!

  • There was no England when the Romans left Gaul! Read your history book. They were the first propagandists and like the true fascists they were they destroyed a world they and obviously you could never understand!

    As for Germany the bit of fun they had between 1933 and 1945 nullified any and all claims they have to greatness. Pacifist they may be today but arrogance is a gene they're born with!

  • come on this sucks

  • Come on lads, we know who the best are

    The ROMANS AND THE GERMANS;

    THE ROMANS BROUGHT CIVILISATION in your fucking country (England) and in the rest of the world, while you were sitting on a tree like those apes!

    T

  • The Romans stagnated and choked on their own success and Germany is no longer the 19th century powerhouse it once was.

    This aside, even responding you you suggests your words might have merit. Just so you know, that's not my intent at all. You're a complete and utter moron.

  • Well, the Germans kicked your damn asses at Dieppe!

    And Canada was only a land to conquer; I think you are the bigger idiot, well, Canada stays for Idiot!

  • Na das ist der absolute Hammer! Affen die Schotten nachmachen! Zu geil! Einfach der Kracher

  • i did that same thing when i hade to many sour starburst

  • @ dejawolf and Binfieldius

    please calm down. If this ofends you then don't watch it. And don't get so mad if someone else is offended, ok? BTW this was pretty funny, but the james bond one was better.

  • i love brave heart and i love monkeys...... and pizza............... thats why this is funny.

  • thats so cool i can only make thunder come outa my arse ^_^

  • I don't know what's more disturbing. You taking offense or the fact that you think having the highest murder rate and teenage pregnancies in europe is being "up to date". Ha!

  • they talk cute with an accent :)

    deftig.

  • hahahahaha beautiful! XD

  • ahahahaha

    omg thats awesome

  • If you take this video seriously and are offended............why haven't you jumped off a bridge and ended it all? Get over it!

  • The english is to many ^^

  • genial but the poor animals

  • lol

  • that was shit

  • correction: that was THE shit.

  • i'm half scottish and half english

    i agree with Buskie1

    i took this offensively and i don't care what anyone says. it was offenseive.

    as for the comment on the queen. if someone happy slapped her i would go fking nuts on em.

    Rule Britannia.

  • well i'm half norwegian, and half finnish, but who the fuck cares what kind of a bastard child you are.

    example 1:

    dude where's my car, had 2 gay scandinavian, with shitty scandinavian dialects.

    was it annoying? yes. did i take offense? NO.

    i still thought it was a funny movie.

    i take offense from people who are incapable of laughing. so laugh now, or i'll fucking go nuts.

  • ALSO. i would probably happen to know more about the vikings than yourself!

    the Vikings did nothing but invade and raid.

    you can't compare the Vikings with William Wallace!

  • you dumb shit, your ancestors were vikings, who invaded, and colonized britain.

  • well it shows how much you know!

    the vikings may have colonized Britain, but they where NOT the last to do so.

    what about the anglo saxons you twit!

    Britain has had more visitors than just the Vikings!

  • lol whos ancestors were vikings that invaded britain?

  • I haven't seen this in years!

  • ROFLMAO

  • lol

  • LMFAO!

  • listen people we all have different opinoins on the video k

    so if i want to take it offensivly i will take it offensivly kapeesh

    its the same with englishmen if they saw someone coming up and giving the queen a happy slap they would go absolutely fuking nuts

  • whaat? people got insulted by this clip?

    grow the fuck up, and get a fucking sense of humour. norwegian-english accents in movies are always wrong, people make fun of vikings all the time, horns on viking helmets is wrong, BUT I DON'T FUCKIN TAKE OFFENSE.

    now what i do take offense from, as you clearly can gather from the above statement, is people who have no fucking sense of humour.

  • you overact.

  • that's because the vikings didn't try to fking liberate themselves!

    YOU GROW UP.

    have a sense of national pride!

    RULE BRITANNIA!

  • what do you know about vikings and liberation. you take yourself way too seriously.

    if i'm not mistaken, your ma and pa went and blew themself up for northern ireland, leaving you a bitter and homeless orphan, having to grow up on birdseeds and whiskey.

  • first of all!

    i take life seriously. and william wallace was and still IS a national HERO of Scotland!

    he liberated them from the English at that time.

    i am just standing up for a fellow scott!

    so don't push me mate

  • catholic irish monkees always swearing and doing what the Priest says

  • Braveheart is about Scotland you imbecile.

  • wtf are you talking about?

  • Braveheart is my NO 1 favourite movie ever.....but this clip is really funny, I don't take it as an insult to Mel Gibson or William Wallace. It's just something creative.

  • that just wasnt funny

  • fuck man it was a joke he was telling

    he didnt really mean he would fart lightning bolts from his arse

    people were making sht up

    i dont find stuff making fun of william wallace funny

    he would chop every last englishman down

  • talkin monkeys are funny...so go kiss willie

  • its jus' a parody, i cannot believe you took offense. lame dude. jus' sad. its not like they were trying to innsult wallace. i like him and brave heart too. its just a funny vid. get over it.

  • and he would consume the english

    with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning frm his arse

    dont make fun of william wallace or ill chop ure balls off

  • you wish you had some

  • it doesnt disrespect wallace atall its a video of braveheart and braveheart did rip the pish out of the real wallace but no one complained then

  • How can you take this seriously?

    You guys need to get over it and get a life.

    It's funny, like it or not.

  • Complete rubbish!!

  • In what way?

  • how is Making fun f William Wallace funny.

  • Its not making fun of William Wallace, it making fun of Mel Gibson's movie.

    Nor is it this joke I'm defending, but the principle freedom of speech in comedy.

    Okey, a little pious when defending a fart gag with monkey. And I agree there are limits to this (like racist jokes). But it seem a little petty to say we can't satirise a man whose been dead for 700 years.