Kiss the Toad Weiners

[PsychicGirl13]

UDM ummm doesnt he relize the enitials of his yt name scrambled spells DUM????

[FallOutBoy1201]

UDM is a piece of decroded poo.

He's just jealous that Nalts is funnier than he is.

And I never got a chance to see the video he posted, because he took it down or something.

They can always dish it, but can't take it.

[RosannaYanouk]

Every time UpDownMostly starts laughing he sounds like an old record that is stuck, and keeps repeating just one part of a track.

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL UpDownMostly's laughing.

[1994cg]

that frog noise is sooo anoying but i love it at the same time..LOL i love you nalts. i am like your biggist fan and i have become absest with watching all of your vidios. lol. xoxoxo

[CaptainRock]

Awsome stuff!!!!

[CagedSongBird]

Happy Halloween! :)

Have a wonderful day, in a wonderful way!

(((Hugs))) to you & yours...

Paula

Honors for This Video:

#21 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy

#12 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

[sneakypreacher]

Well at least UDM was a good sport about this whole thing. Gotta give him a few cool points for that.

[UTubeSnob]

When I left that comment I had Grants voice in my head. I'm glad you liked.

[MysticVideo]

LOL I'm glad my comment brought about your award winning comment!

I may not always appreciate your humor, but i sure do respect you and what you've managed to accomplish. You do have talent, there's no denying it!

Best wishes to you, my friend, from this UDM servant! :)

[robtran]

Give a guy enough rope.....

[DatAintRight]

If your gonna get so close to kiss a toad, you might as well lick it and get a buzz while your at it. A little extra sleep aid there for ya!

[OWRBtheo]

Poo, I didn't win.

Well I can't have expected to.

[Joan3424]

"I am Nalts, hear me roar" -- I love it!

Joanie

[Aprildew]

I'm just glad it's over..and he needs to get out more if he thinks those comments were THAT hilarious to guffaw to. sheesh!

[nalts]

You know, your comment is interesting. I think there will be a day where we can isolate ourselves on YouTube and filter out drama and hate. Hard to do now, but that's part of the fragmentation of media. It does have downsides too... more narrow perspectives. I read a great piece about the harm of just having your own iTunes songs instead of getting exposure to new bands.

[pornfartin]

big words.

[TimberGeek]

Just watched your contribution to Tim's "The Saga of Lil Miss: Final Chapter". I think you might benefit from having a straight vlog channel.

[nalts]

Ya think? Ya think anyone cares?

[TimberGeek]

I think so, I do... You have the kind of humour that draws people in and makes them want to know more about you and your life and family. It's the viral video genius curse, people always want more!

[sukatra]

I don't know if you need a separate channel but I for one LOVE your vlogs, and I don't generally listen to vlogs -- too boring. Yours are always interesting with at least a little funny. And I'm not just saying that because you picked me. Although that didn't hurt.

[blackturtleus]

Thanks for the honorable mention for my song/video! I have to say that I liked writing and recording the song way more than filming and editing the video... editing, in particular, is a major pain in the... um... neck!

[nalts]

Isn't that funny? I love editing and HATE the music. And yet the music is vital. We should team up, baby. Can you send me more of your best songs?

[Fringe111]

This was classy, you both are. Good vid

[raeperk]

Well done!! You both ended this with class....:)

[thesmiths1013]

very funny and well done

[LukaIsntLuka]

Nice!

[izzysmart]

LMAO nice job

[gibbo1988]

great job nalts

[ThomasIsTired]

lol

[hartnell114]

anyone like me really want to knwo what the funniest one he laughed so much at was?! lol,

he made me laugh, and yeah i did exactly the same thing, i sat right back in my chair!

[nalts]

I should have played his whole clip. Maybe he can post it. It just made the video too long, so I edited the laughs and kept his ending. He actually went through about 12 comments, and his best laughs came from the ones he later selected in the finalists (the footage at the end).

[hartnell114]

wow great to know!

sorry for the delay sending a reply, ive been traveling about, all for the greater good of youtube! lol i assure you, hope all is well :D

[vitalfinds]

I have mixed feelings about that video. It kind of seemed like Nalts went way too far in trying to accomidate UDM's every wish. It just seemed a little humiliating.

[coloursepia]

sniff sniff hmmm does the saga continue? Is this a whole new cast with a few guest stars...

Mike, if the toad is a pedo I hate him and run him out of Dodge! I got ma horse and I'm packin' a six shooter on my youtube keyboard, but if he's not there's a lot of credibility on the line round here.

Mr. Toad, are you or have you ever been...

[nalts]

Tough one to dissprove and easy to prove. I'm going with "innocent until proven guilty," but I'm not having anyone from YouTube babysit my kids until the Feds clear it.

[nbwulf]

Good final chapter...

[RoboFillet]

Hey Nalts! You know you can get actual stuffed toads off the internet? Real ones from Australia, where there is an epidemic of them.

[nalts]

Oh gross. Dead toads with stuffing inside?

[RoboFillet]

They're totally taxidermied. Or taxidermised. Or whatever it is. I think you can even use them as keyrings.

But you're right. It's pretty gross.

[UpDownMostly]

Woot I know what to send Kevin for christmas! :)

[azzonfu]

Oooh funny about him... i thought we were supposed to say something about you.

Must be why i didn't win, everyone has already said all the Nalts jokes and they are all out of date, hehe.

[nalts]

Oh- what did you say?

[azzonfu]

nothing really, hehe, just said... who is nalts? i don't know, i think its funny if someone doesn't know who you are.

[mikeskehan]

Stop downrating my comments, ya little bitches. Downrating comments is for the butthurt and the pedos on here. Knock that crap off and debate me, you whores.

[mikeskehan]

Nalts, are you famaliar with vlog wars? Please let me know.

[UpDownMostly]

ribbit ribbit

[nalts]

Nope- what's that?

[mikeskehan]

No offense either, Nalts.. But the whole "toad" thing you're doing is really lame and not funny. be more funny, nalts.

[WhistleStix]

My entry was going to be:

"Look! Nutcheese's ear has learned to speak! But not intelligently."

But I decided it was mean (to Nutcheese!)...

[nalts]

Oh I think that's totally in bounds!

[DreadfulVids]

Can we be done with this fool now?

Banish him to the swamp!

[marquisdejolie]

So was marquisdejolie

[AerocK]

How many hour of footage did he send you to get that 1:20 of barely usage video?

[responseofnalts]

45 minutes

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha!

[Urgo6667]

Of the ones mentioned on this video, I think the Santa one is the best. That one had me laughing. =]

[mikeskehan]

this situation was handled horribly, nalts. this video is another example of many..

[nalts]

What situation?

[mikeskehan]

The UDM doggy drama. You handled it poorly right from the get go.

Am I the scape goat in this situation? Plz let me know. Why is it even in there in your video?

[responseofnalts]

You're not the scape goat of this, captain. It's just newsworthy that you and Boring Dispatcher were jumping on him post weinergate, and it almost made me scrap this little contest. But he claims he's not phased by your stuff so I continued as planned.

[mikeskehan]

Clearly you could tell by his first video he made about me before I started pedo week and by the other one he made of me after pedo week.. Yeah, I'd say my stuff didn't phase him.

[nalts]

When I saw your video, I sent him a note saying I'd bag this contest in light of your video. I guess I didn't realize this has been a long-running game of volleyball. Which begs another question... why do you care about him?

[mikeskehan]

Because he spends a lot of his active time on Youtube socializing with little children. That shit doesn't fly past me, Kevin. I have no patience for that at all my friend.. That's why I care. He's a creepy man that is obsessed with chatting & interacting with children and discussing them in videos. It's disturbing and NOT normal behavior for a grown man.

[mikeskehan]

Also, Kevin, why is it that you say you would pull videos because of UDM's other drama yet all Roger did was call him boring and you did the same, my friend... So what difference is there? Also, UDM has been dealing with my videos and others relating to his activies with children for quite a long time now.

[nalts]

Maybe I'm under the naive belief that a TBD or MS video hurts, and I didn't want to "pile on." And I didn't realize this was an ongoing saga. Or maybe I was just looking for an excuse to move onto something else.

[UpDownMostly]

Careful Kevin, you're falling in to the "mike zone" and you don't want to go there. It's a creepy perverted place. :)

[mikeskehan]

Please, do you even realize what you're saying right now? Do you realize how many people you're insulting? Moron. Use your head. Use some common sense!

[UpDownMostly]

And I can say publicly that I did appreciate that Kevin.

[mikeskehan]

Why does it seem like you're defending UDM all of a sudden? That's where I get this idea from. What does what Roger & I have to do with your drama. What does one have to do with the other?

[pornfartin]

dude, im nobody, but i think nalts was using examples of other youtubers that were slagging udm. i don't think he meant anything in regards to you and roger, if anything he may have gotten those vids extra views. i now notice that the last post was 15 hours ago in this convo.

[MattandCory]

Wow, I had no idea that Matt commented on that video. When I heard you say our name I literally gasped and woke up my roommate.

[MattandCory]

actually it was less of a gasp and more of a "Wha-What!?" followed by a "WOOT-WOOT"

[mikeskehan]

I don't think I called him a pedophile. I'll have to recheck the video..

Nalts, answer the PM i sent you..

UDM fails

[nalts]

I'll correct in the description

[mikeskehan]

Answer the PM homeboy..

[responseofnalts]

Don't see no PM, homeslice.

[NutCheese]

Screw that... I like my anal wart comment the best. "I kissed a toad and got anal warts"!

[responseofnalts]

Where'd you kiss him?

[tsalaghi]

I don't know where she kissed him, but I think I know with what she kissed him.

[pornfartin]

her nasty ear?

[responseofnalts]

You want moreeeeeeeeeereee??

[marquisdejolie]

Please, sir, may I have another?

[karliezmarie]

I loved the video with you falling asleep. and he is very boring, I could probably also fall asleep to it.

[S14DGENER8]

lol that toad kisser song is nice

[DMXell]

I wish UDM didn't block me, that was a default loss for me in this competition.

[LilCav68]

gawd,.. UDM is such an attention whore.. (yes, Tim, you are - shut up) Now he has gotten what he wanted considering he left his 'friend' during the Zen dramascape to field the questions alone, left another friend on the way to ST and frankly whines so much.. gawd.. next time, don't he shouldn't bitch about ANYONE at SouthTube, even the ones in the room next to him.. *sorry, some venting here*... Go Flyers!! :0)

[iAddum]

Hay iT's Nalts.. Call sometime jk when ever u can..

[msdragonfly1]

a colab, interesting. funny!

[responseofnalts]

Do you suppose I'm going to get warts now?

[msdragonfly1]

Hmmmm, you may. be careful!

[MelancholyMomma]

Yeah for the weiners!

Hugs!

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Lol very funny. Nalts is funny dang it! And you all know it, deep down inside, we all want to be little Naltses!

[responseofnalts]

Goooood boy

[marquisdejolie]

Does a funny little mustache come with that?

[responseofnalts]

Yes. And a lightening rod.

[ambermcdonald]

loveeeeeeeeeeee it