ellen here and now part 3

[MrsG4y]

why.... are the top comments the same?

[infernadrumer]

If your doing something, your brain should be in on it too, lol. Very true!!

[textred13]

i came here because the demon doors told me to.

[tazomaniac]

Good stuff! Lol

[tazomaniac]

@huyt061282 And...your point is what?

[Lupannex82]

Click part 4, ohhh u just open some yogurt

[0208sb]

I just opened up some yogurt..I am in for the night

[beautysecretsxoxo]

I find she repeats some of her stand up comedy for her monologues on her talk show.

[mistylover112]

I never relize stuff like the car window anymore until i watch ellen do stand up:)

[sabixler]

amen ellen!!!!

[TheSLAggie]

Am I the only one finding this not funny?

[4278snowpeas]

@TheSLAggie yes.

[emmXD13]

can we not suck anymore!?

[Jeffieboi]

@MoonStarDutchess

I know, right? She doesn't need to be offensive to be funny like a lot of other comedians do. She just points out the funny little quirks in life that people don't notice. The car window thing is one of my favorite parts of this stand up.

[finalfantasyfreak86]

I just opened up some yogurt!

[guitarismypassion11]

" Your call has been fowarded to an automatic voice messaging sysetem ELLEN is not avail... " LOL LOVE HER she says things that everyone knows are true and has gone through!!!!!

[RuthieJey]

can we not suck anymore .. lol

[JakobTennisMB]

@MoonStarDutchess it's called idiosyncrasies

[emmabotterhuis]

Aand a diet coke

[KathleenNo3Katie]

"We're not bears" AHAHA I love that.

[lyricstosongs111]

I cried so hard watching this, especially on the window and popcorn part

[Riku1135]

SAME HERE!!!! so true!!!!

[popazz1]

She is simply delightful!

[SweetheartGerman]

The call waiting part is so true. "I gotta take this other call, which means they just said to the other person Let me get rid of this other call" This happened to me like literally the day after the first time I watched this.

[Maddummelon314]

This is so nice. It is actually funny stuff and it's not filthy material.

[FerxhGarxa]

"ELLEN...is not available " JAHAHAHAHAHA

[c1371]

"I don't want to churn butter! i just want fresh air!" ahaa i love ellen

[floydude28584]

OMFG GUYS! if u press pause and then press the left or right arrow key while watching this video, the loady thing pops up, and while its loading, u can play snake!! ................hi kim

[pixelwelten]

who cares, as long as her mind sounds like ellen?

[pixelwelten]

who cares, as long as her mind sounds like ellen?

[choirgirl171]

@1:05, Does anybody else think that looks like Diane Sawyer? Just wondering.

[choirgirl171]

@1:05, Does anybody else think that looks like Diane Sawyer? Just checking to make sure I'm not crazy.

[pianoplayer1698]

"mmmm, no. i just opened up some yogurt... i am in for the night."

hahahaha!

[Nicol3ie]

"how laz-.... can we not suck anymore??!" hahah

[kcbecauseofu]

usually when you need both hands for something...your brain should be in on it, too.

lol

[Unfortunatebeauty]

lmaoo!!!

[AnimeGrrl03]

how can 2 ppl not like this?!

[pinks1fan]

i didnt know that ellen ever sucked...

[AlwaysKim28]

" 'Cause we'd look like idiots if we did this..." hahahahah Oh ellen <3

[lalaXPlala]

@AlwaysKim28 that was my favorite part :D so funny!

[TheChika303]

"Can we not suck anymore???"

[SeanpaulProductions]

"Hey, you know what... . what was i gonna say?? " :L soo true also

[Rare92Mustang]

I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, JuJubees, um is that the largest popcorn, that bucket? You dont have a barrel or anything like that? uhh and a Diet Coke.

So true.

[kellycatlauder]

"Chances are, if you need both of your hands to be doing something, your brain should be in on it too." SO TRUE.

[EeyoreGirl8]

oh and a diet coke.

[michellewhite123]

how the hell can people dislike this

[prettypv94]

The people from good morning america are there :)

[clumsyiscoool]

I seriously almost peed my pants.

[nazerdawud23]

lolololol



[TTCbaby4]

"Is the popcorn really THAT delicious we must shovel handfuls of it into our mouths?" LOL awesome, I'm so guilty of that!

[TTCbaby4]

"Is the popcorn really THAT delicious we must shovel handfuls of it into our mouths?" LOL awesome

[AwnyaOS]

...can we not SUCK anymore!? LOL

[opthalmologiclinsee]

she is best comedian and host

[mj4evern1]

LoL the Pop corn thing Lmao

[koolcuttyanoop152]

she reminds me soo much of lucille ball :)

[titaboy123]

Ho, no...

i just opened up some yogurt!

I'll be in for the night...

OMG - funny as shit in a cone!

[debfan74]

the hot pocket LMAO!! SOOOO True!

[enurit]

oh and a diet coke...

[awesomestt]

anything that gets that hot without catching on fire is something from the devil! lol!

[LauraLuvsMariah]

Ha ha ha... Ellen gives a shout out to Mariah Carey @ 3:42...... LOL Luvs it ;) bc...... i <3 me some Mariah Carey!!!!

I appreciate Ellen is a clean comic, yet still hilarious ;)

[HardyRStudios]

I love that Ellen is a clean comic too and knows that you don't have to say a dirty word or joke to be so-called "Hilarious". If Lucille Ball and the other great golden age comedians seen Ellen, they would love her.

[SanizM88]

loved it!

this is the best part =)

[melikadothechacha]

"Hello, I'd like to make reservations for four and the name is ELLEN!" Hahaha

[xojaclynxo]

i just watched this on tv and it said it was 2004

[sprock4chick]

when was this ?

funny stuff

[fetterhausgnoll]

XDD when she says "can we not suck anymore?"

I didn´t get the joke and sayed "well, I suck"

my frend sayed "you shure do"

XDD

[mrsmusic213]

hahahahaha! omg that is prob the funiest thing i have heard in a while

[yawnsms]

"you loosen your tie if you're a man. or diane keaton or avril lavigne" lmao

[LovinTheMall]

she is so funny because she knows its true

[syriadandsora]

i am still ON the phone while i'm on the phone lol

[Tufsterbecster]

I LOVE ELLEN

[ashleytismileycyrus]

LMFAO

[mariomguy]

oh, and a diet coke.

she's too awesome!

[alan55rickman]

hahahaha! she's hilarious!

[Hellic08Pride]

Then d robot:

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system,

ELLEN is not available..

My goodness, is that how i say my name?

Hilarious! hahaha

[Gingerkyd]

shes soo funny! and one of the few comedians i can watch without my parents or younger siblings walking in at an awkward part or anything, shes incredibly clean for a comedian

[DivingDiva0594]

LOL i think thats what makes her so freakin funny

[syriadandsora]

Yea i get that too, i mean while watching George carlin or something, someone always seems to walk in when he's scratching his crotch or talking about something dirty. lol But Ellen is funny.

[kuma514]

LOL gogurt!!

[prtyoverhere]

ellen is my fav comedian!!!!!

[sdf1983]

Was there a big mobility problem with yogurt before??? LOL... she is too funny!!!!

[yasilikeyt]

i blame the microwave for most of our problems...

CAN WE NOT SUCK ANYMORE?!? ahahahaha

[elphabadance]

hello? oh hi tom! oh, i've been dying to see that movie... mm, no, i just opened up some yogurt. i am in for the night....

love it.

[castostarlight]

"Microwaves. Anything that gets that hot without fire is from the devil." XD!!!

[elphabadance]

every time i use a microwave i think of this.

[cocolacroix]

is the popcorn that delicious we must shovel handfuls of it in our mouths......thats hilarious

[srasoto]

LOL! This is soo true! XD