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  • REEFER MADNESS

  • die

  • this kid will go far in life.

  • Someone call a priest, this kid is fucking possessed.

  • is he laughing or crying

  • nerdgasm

  • BALTOISE,BALTOISE WAHAHAAAĄ̦̰̙̮̰̬̮͓͓̜̤̅͆̉ͮ͐̃ͫ̐A̼­̪͖̖̻­­­­­̲̰̿͐̆̈́̀̂ͥ͆ͥ̈́̽̾ͨͣ͋ͯ̂­͋͢͠͠ͅ­­͍­­̻­̠­̹̭̟̱A̷͚̻ͧͫͨ͌͐͑̎̐­͒̓ͨ̉ͪ̐́̉­̎­̚­͜­­͈̬­̰̩͉͇̻̤͕͙̠̤̳­̰̻Ȧ͊͛҉̶̴̛̳­­͇͔̫­̦͜­­̺̦̼­̻̼̭͚­̦­̘͓̘̮͓̥͉̰͍̜͓̝­­͉ͭ͋̂­ͦ͛̍͗­̉ͮͫ̌­̉­̀̐̀͢­͇̜͈Ả̎ͯ̀ͧ­̌­̋ͫͬ̇͏­̀͏̝̳̬­̖͉­̗̠̠­͇̯̟͈͘­̮̬Ą̦­̰̙­̮̰̬̮͓͓­̜̤̅͆̉­ͮ­͐̃ͫ̐͡ͅ­ͅ­A̼̪͖­̖̻̲­̰̿͐̆̈́̀­̂ͥ­͆ͥ̈́̽­̾ͨͣ͋ͯ̂͋­͢͠­͠ͅ­͍­̻̠̹̭̟̱A̷­­͚̻ͧͫͨ͌͐͑­̎̐͒̓ͨ̉ͪ­̐­́̉̎­̚͜­͈̬̰­̩͉͇­̻̤͕͙̠̤̳̰̻­Ȧ͊͛҉­̶̴̛̳͇­­͔̫̦͜­­̺̦̼̻̼­̭͚­̦̘͓̘̮͓̥­͉­̰͍̜͓̝͉ͭ­͋̂­­ͦ͛̍͗̉ͮͫ̌­̉̀̐̀͢­͇̜͈Ả­̎­ͯ̀ͧ̌̋ͫ­­ͬ̇͏̀͏­̝̳̬̖͉̗­̠̠͇̯̟͈͘­­̮̬Ą̦­̰̙̮­̰­̬̮͓͓̜̤̅͆­̉ͮ͐ 

  • if i was there i would have set his pokemon card on fire

  • Weird

  • BLATOISE!! BLATOISE!! ...oh wait, this is pikachu

  • 0:10 and i jizz in my pants

  • i wonder if he still has his blastoise and what he thinks about it

  • i'm eating popcorn while watching this :D

  • So funny I keep watching this over, and over.  Keep the gun safe locked behind him though.

  • the kid looks like a muppet.

  • Thumbs up. Keep pressing 3 for Epic T-Baggin!

  • omg imagine if he got charizard!!!

  • Pokemon cards were like crack cocaine in the 90's

  • Hey, that card's probably worth like 50 bucks now.

  • 0:19-0:33 The kid in the background desperately trying to open his package in hopes of finding an equally good pokemon cards

  • REPTARRRR REPTARRRRRR

  • imagine when he sees his first pare of boobs

  • Jesus! (In Russian Accent) Little kid has crazy over pokemon card! poor kid

  • Possessed little kid.... Creepy :(

  • He's buzzing here then 3 days later when the fads over he's wiping his ass with the card.

  • WITH ME AND MY BLATOISE, WE CAN RULE THE WORLD!!! MUWAHAHAHAHHA!!

  • What a freakin loser, its a card

  • was he laughing or crying???

  • Blastoise isn't rare iv got 7 of him (2 dark, 2 shiny and 3 normal) and I don't even play it anymore

  • I am horrified. 

  • from 0:25 on he gets possesed

  • 0:9 I JUST TOOK A SHIT!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!

  • This is how i reacted to Kim Jong-il's Death ^^...

  • good for him

  • Wow,380 people don't have a Blastoise....

  • I'd love to see this kid find a Charizard!!!!

  • This NEVER gets old!

  • HAHA! this kid makes me laugh every time a watch this!!!! :)

  • nerd alert

  • Is that primetimepokemon as a kid ? LOL

  • A bit of an over reaction, but honestly, LOVE the fact this kid is appreciative of stupid little things when there is ungrateful little fucks all over this world that wouldnt even appreciate receieving a car as much as this kid did on just a CARD. #realitycheck....kudos to the parents

  • 0:18 angus young falling to the ground...

  • 0:10 for guitar

  • eww press 6

  • seriously? a fucking blastoise?!?!?i find them everywhere. its just fucking Pokemon cards, not even the video game. kid needs to get a life

  • I have got to ask... WTF is the comments with "I took an arrow to the knee. or Then I got an arrow in the knee." ive seen them popping up in at least one comment on almost every video lately... Wtf????

  • @Moose82690 skyrim, guard, "arrow to the knee", youtube, meme, dicks.

  • Lol I don't understand what the big deal is - WAIT HOLY FUCK WAS THAT A BLASTOISE?

  • i can't complain..... i was like this once

    

  • When I was a boy Blastoise was a starter. If you have the option of getting Blastoise's early form at the beginning of countless Pokemon games, I wouldn't call it rare. Oh yeah and I used to spaz over Pokemon cards... Then I got an arrow in the knee.

  • it's a fake card

  • Blackmail forever when this kid grows up.

  • Im fucking stoned and this is hilarious.

  • Scary ass motha fucker!!

  • Jesus dude its just a blastoise...

  • crying over a fucking piece of cardbored paper what a fag

  • Frekin hilarious

  • @zenthex1234

    EPiCNESS

  • reaction of justin biebers death

    sry for bad english

    Grüße aus deutschland

  • The next dr wiley

  • My fucked up deoxys will shove its foot up blastoises ass

  • whole fuck tht kid is gay

  • Lolololololol rofl what a retard

  • BLAISTOISEEE O__o

  • 0:22 for air blowjob

  • @sashkris ROFL

  • I made that face when I discovered my first boner

  • epic face epic face epic face epic face epic face

    DOUBLE FREAKIN EPIC FACE ALL THE WAY MAAAAN! XD

  • @frossh WHAT DOES IN MEAN?!

  • Hahaha world domination !

  • press 4 for jizz in my pants lol

  • jizz in mah pawnts!!!! 0:08

  • Me too

  • I stopped collecting those cards since elementary school

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOPOLOL

  • LOL his friends start shuffling through their cards afterwards.

  • isn't he a bit old to be collecting pokemon cards?

  • @tatoorocks chillout he is just a kid who loves his pokemom cards

  • That's where you have to plan the entire thing out. You get two blastoise but you keep one. When he sees and freaks out say he can't have that one and rip it up. Then give him the other blastoise you have.

  • WTF you gonna do with a damn pokemon card? Fuck it at night? Bitch, get a present that keeps you entertained, LIKE MONEY. Fucking dumbs bitches these days...

  • I'd love to be a child at Christmas again

  • BLASTOISE !!!!!

  • Awe what a cure kid....I'd like to smash his face with a giant pog

  • cracked me up 4 2 hours straight

  • I gave it to my freind T.T

  • faggot..:p

  • Wow. pathetic.

  • blastoise i got like 5 of those

  • wtf is the matter whith him +D

  • Alright, one more freak out tearing the piece of card of into half

  • DARKRITE DARKRITE OMG

  • WTF A BLASTOISE WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i wanna punch his face straight!

    

  • hey got a blastoise

  • i bet his friends are like "fucken lucky bastard"

  • what card did he get

  • It was at this moment that his parents saw his potential and began training him to one day play The Joker in a Batman movie. Sadly when he came of age that bastard Heath Ledger got the part.

    Let's just say the kid got his revenge.

  • True Story: In the first pokemon card pack I ever bought, I got Zapdos.

    Ever since I knew it was my destiny to be the very best, like no one ever was.

  • 2 things

    0:12 "itsOver 9,000!!!!!"

    0:25 "donald duck"

  • Haha I wonder what his reaction would be if he lost it or it gets stolen

  • 0:28 The kid scares me oO

  • jesus christ its just a card

  • i would burn it the next day to see his reaction

  • 0:21 GIGITY GIGITY GIGITY

  • What card?

  • @MakotoHyuugaKino

    Blastois lol

  • @TheTrumpify LOLZ

  • hahahahahaha

  • Wtf

  • is that kid Dr evil?

  • imagine what happens when he see's his first vagina?

  • He shouldve get a kick in the face immediatly

  • CATERPIE!!!! CATERPIE!!!! CATERPIE!!!!

  • @supahfly55 BLASTOIS BLASTOIS BLASTOIS

  • @TheYodadoy

    ...wut...

  • did he just said Blastoise well i have a turtle LMFAO

  • Card games will MAKES YOU CRAZY????????

  • I usually don't play card games, but when I do I choose Pokemon.

    Stay crazy my friend.

  • DONT PISS YR SALF LOL LMFAO

  • and this is why the japanese fuck up our country so much

  • IT LEVEL 54 OMG

  • my god...its like something from the excorcist..

  • Underreaction

  • @Tr3xKuro This comment made me laugh more than the video

  • thats friekin scarY!!

  • this kid got up and smelt the fresh air of pot

  • I'm not gonna lie, the thumbnail for this vid kinda creeped me out...

  • and that children is how the joker got revived.

  • press 7 for tweak out seizure

  • if ur wondering what the song is its called smells like teen spirit check it out its sick

  • 0:24 onwards is pure evil

  • keep pressing 4 it sounds like a foghorn

  • It's OVER 9000!

    374 people had their pokemon stolen too =-(

  • =D LOL

    

  • Makes me happy when I see kids his age so grateful for small things, the presence of that is so rare these days.

  • i got a shiny blastoise card with my second packet ever

  • Why is there a bird coming out of the wall at 0:09?

  • @007bassam070 ...

    

  • @007bassam070 His screams ripped a worm hole into another dimension which allowed ancient creators to pass from one world to another.

  • @alldayandnight09 So he can enter now the "Another dimension Pass"?! WHERE CAN HE GO IF HE HAD RAQUEZA?!?!?!!?!?( or how ever you spell it ) My ears would have been ripped of by now

  • @007bassam070 the bird comes out to say wtf is that kid on

  • @007bassam070 wtf that is amazing

  • BLAAAAAAAAASTOISE BLAAAAAAAAAAASTOISE @O8293EVBLKJJSHXCLKJBZKNXBC,ZM­XNBCHIULHEDHUIYG

  • Happy pills

  • Damn! I think its time for someones happy pills

  • That kid is way to upsesd with pokemon

  • thats how i got all those years ago when i got my N64

  • tht laugh is  fucking creepy

  • ohhhh kayyy then.......

  • Imagine if he got Charizard. Fuck, we should be running right now.

  • @Blade8745 i think the reaction would be the same...if you hear him carefully, he said "blastoise!!!"

  • @pmartins16 Yeah, but imagine if he got a Charizard. Everybody fucking loves Charizard.

  • @Blade8745 true...imagine he got a blaziken...first time i saw it i was like "im gonna get this one im gonna get this one" xD

  • @Blade8745 too right

  • @Blade8745 IMAGINE IF HE GOT ARCEUS!!!!!

  • Wait till he finds out about boobs

  • Amagine if He gets all EX'es and then his head is gonna blow off

  • he has had his first orgasm

  • Then you burn it and see his reaction..

  • the fuckin title of this video makes no damn sense why dont u change the shit

  • 371 ppl didnt have a childhood

  • srry i dont see the big deal about pokemon cards. i wast my life making friends

  • 0:25 the scary begins

  • keep preesing 9

  • I think this video is worth more than any pokeman card!

  • Imagine he pulled out a Dark Raichu...

  • Lol!

  • A crack addict.... the early years.

  • i have nighmares about this kid

  • @agent47FX lol

  • he proubly has like 1000 of the other origional 150 pokemon but couldn't find a single blastoise

  • Hes on crack

  • Press 3 for some hardcore anal rape, press 4 to see the guy raping.

  • Keep pressing 2 and watch the other kid take some nasty karate chops to the crutch

  • 0:25 creepy laugh xD

  • a blastoise? everybody knows ditto is da bomb.....

  • Ich kenns von Nerd Alert, bei GIGA :D

  • Lol pokemon cards are lame XD