top gear richard hammond Vampire dragster crash

[koleknight]

Thanks gad,Hammond is survive !

[koleknight]

sorry, who is vagina ?!?

[wi11ydapimp]

ok. if you say so (???) I'm outta here assholes

[DADDYDCFC]

@hoopy21 so should you,you fucking melt.

[hoopy21]

hahahahaha wee fucker should have died!

[mrmestupkid]

i love top gear, im glad he recovered from this.

[MrRagingbovine]

i liked him when he done brainiac

[wi11ydapimp]

TWAT

[mAnclTy]

@wi11ydapimp <-- Obvious troll attempt. GTFO YOUTUBE FAG!

[wi11ydapimp]

@mAnclTy yeh another homophobic top gear fan. that's what I been sayin

[cynicaldemon]

@wi11ydapimp Why do you hate Hammond so much? Please explain in detail. I literally have no clue about these people personally.

[wi11ydapimp]

@cynicaldemon He's everything I hate in a person. When Clarkson the ugly Tory cunt starts cracking snide "jokes" about "gypsies" and "lesbians" and "vegetarians" and "liberals" Hammond stands there like a little fuck giggling. I'm a Troll??? Hammond is the troll. I wish he'd been decapitated

[cynicaldemon]

@wi11ydapimp You realize that traditional british humour (that which Top Gear is all about) has to do with extreme generalisation and irony? They make fun of everything and act arrogant because it is part of the sense of humour.

[wi11ydapimp]

@cynicaldemon traditional British humour? Clarkson???? piss off

[cynicaldemon]

@wi11ydapimp It kind of is though. If you think about it.

[clydeyello]

@wi11ydapimp Oh, I see. You hate the Clarkson-Hammond duo because they're not politically correct. But then, are you? Wishing for a person to be decapitated in such a miserable and horrific way?

[wi11ydapimp]

@clydeyello not pc? what are you on about???? they are bigots. jesus! idiots on this goddam page

[clydeyello]

@wi11ydapimp They would have been bigots if they weren't actually humorous when mocking the categories you've mentioned. Then, I don't know Clarkson's political or ethical standpoint on the Rromane people or LBGTs.

[wi11ydapimp]

@mAnclTy your 'arrow' is very good mAncy

[wi11ydapimp]

Hammond is NOT a living legend he is a Clarkson's bitch

[TheRichardooo]

@wi11ydapimp why would you even say that? fag.

[wi11ydapimp]

@TheRichardooo cos he is the worst kind of cowardly little shit but he's alright ugly giant Clarkson let's him hang with the schoolyard bullies

[24AndyMartin]

@wi11ydapimp wow, you're clearly a troll. have some respect for other people you selfish fucking prick, he almost died! I bet you're too much of a little pussy to even go near such a machine, let alone drive one!

[wi11ydapimp]

@24AndyMartin  Why? he doesn't respect people - he's a weasel, mate

[wi11ydapimp]

HAMMOND IS A CUNT WHO DESERVES TO BE BURNED ALIVE

[CaliforniaVolante]

@wi11ydapimp wtf is your prob

[CaliforniaVolante]

@wi11ydapimp wtf is your prob

[jacopo1161]

Hammond, sir, you make me dream

[shobin05]

@londonblock with all do respect sir, you are a the biggest vagina on youtube..

[wi11ydapimp]

@londonblock you see that? he called you a vagina. Top Gear fans are all misogynists

[hardtimer1903]

@mattprinn Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.',

[butterworthway]

what did the guiness book of world records say?!

[southparkgreat]

@butterworthway That it doesn't count. To make it count he has to crash twice and take an average.

[MrYeahYeahWhatever]

Very nicely put together video....If you could redo this vid please use high quality videos and sort that ending out as just cutting off mid sentence is not pretty. It would be a fantastic video with those two changes well done!

[blazeofthepla]

Hammond is a living legend

[mynameis19982011]

thank fuck he a live i wood be sad top gear wood not be the same agen

[Samm8420]

@mynameis19982011 would* Fuck that annoyed me

[wi11ydapimp]

fucking shit weasel

[MrBaconsniffer]

THATS NOT AN INNOCENT BUTTON NOW IS IT

[orangio]

@abbychaya Why would you wish that on him??

[wi11ydapimp]

@orangio why wouldn't you wish that on him? he is one of the most despicable little shits that ever took a breath

[AWELLSlad]

@wi11ydapimp how is he? what has he done wrong? you prick

[wi11ydapimp]

@AWELLSlad Fuck you

[spooncvc]

@abbychaya yes, why would you wish that on Hammond? The hell is wrong with you!

[batmanh20]

i got a toy which looks like that car...

[stoogle01]

fuckin gay ending man

[23StormShadow]

you rock

[23StormShadow]

you rock

[RideDH3S]

Artist Meat Loaf wtf?!?!

[SPOOKSTR]

Richard Hammond is Jeremy Clarksons lap dog....woof woof.

[MCDAMON1Productions]

if it wasn't for the cage the engineers added, he would have either died or taken more serious injuries.

[scoobytyper1977]

@MCDAMON1Productions

fuck me, u Sherlock Holmes? lol

[cliffthelightning]

@MCDAMON1Productions Yes, and if he had a jar of marmalade between his legs his trousers would have got rancid

[ermwhatsmyname]

What is the rest of the vidoe about? Wtf? Gay music much

[TakeThatMarkFan]

My two favorite person in the world is Mark Owen and Richard Hammond. <3 I love them!!!!!!!!<333

In what year and season is Richard Hammond's crash?

[gofftell]

@itsmeJTke Prick

[OriginalYTName]

Damn, I wanted to hear what he said at 4:54 onwards, does anyone know?

[jinxedx]

@OriginalYTName he said that the World Record people say it had to have been in the other direction, for some reason

[gjbsaxman94]

"lets get something straight, speed doesnt kill people, its abrupt stops that do" - Jeremy Clarkson

[pjford1]

dido best show ever

[pcvideogamer]

Top Man

[GoDxPunisher]

what happened to him as far as injuries?

[bkwrmrokr23]

i can't believe he survived this

[FraAngelico729]

Little dude with big cojones. Glad to see you're still with us, Hamster!

[itsmeJTke]

shame he didn't burn up

[izrkayjayzxv]

@itsmeJTke  dick

[halopivotgta]

@itsmeJTke prick.

[HORNYxHOBO]

@itsmeJTke bastard

[Dpesh7]

hes still alive btw

[MrJivePirate]

very reminiscent of 2001 with the bungled audio

[zac6201]

yo oly 1 amburlece

[iluvcandyxx99]

ok whoever says richard hammond should have died should either a)commit suicide so that the world can be a better place or b)get a life and do something useful with it

really glad he survived that was a truly horrific crash!

i love top gear thanks to my dad who also loves it (btw im a girl) i think its absolutely hilarious and wouldn't be the same without hammond

[fabregas0234556]

top gear - best tv show ever

[Joethemojo1992]

He was told in the event of a tyre blow out to pull the shoots, NOT hit the breaks. This goes for all types of drag racing, but he didnt, the crash would have been no way as bad as this had he listened and responded correctly.

[2ndsykes]

it was all good till he put that crap at the end, like he died WHICH HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CardbordBoxHD]

@Ekkelfluga 7 I think

[BuilderHD]

Why did he make it like a tribute at the end like hammond actually died

[karaloca]

@BuilderHD Wishful thinking maybe.

[mattprinn]

Speed Kills, no it dosent, you might die at 30 mph and a lamppost but at 288mph you survive, everyone should drive jet cars at 300mph =D

[TheLivirus]

@mattprinn Him surviving had very much to do with the entirely flat and obstacle-free landscape he crashed in. One tree/lamppost/ditch/wall/hill/­whatever in his way and he'd been dead.

[chiimpy]

3:15 before the crash 'im so alive' after the crash, sadly he couldnt move :'(

[TheDoccobra]

this is worst than a horror movie.

[WoodzTV]

whats with the hammond montage, he didn't actually die u know

[InfnityXAquos]

@WoodzTV But it was close.

[Markhan94]

i almost cry :(

[pras0104]

whos so alive now

[tukmonster]

He did 314 mph on his fastest run but on that one he didn't get so fast before the tyre burst. I am reading his book at the mo

[mrdrumandbass1]

hmmmmmmmm if he was dead then how did i see him live in birmingham a few months ago.. or was thats ya mothers blow up doll i mistaken him for??

[DoCoR69]

... holy shit that was a horrible crash! .. thank god the kid is ok! .. unbelievable... i love his part in top gear!

[MegaAlexRogers]

im a so glad he did not die, just think what top gear would be like, maybe even no topr gear :( but luckily he did not, COME ON YOU HAMSTER :D

[Guitar5525]

he's dead

[MiotaLee]

@Guitar5525 No he is not

[DoCoR69]

@Guitar5525 .. which world are you in mate?!

[magisterartium]

Hello 240p we meet again.

[TheAussieDoctor]

WTF is up with the sound/video lag. its about 5seconds!!!

[simokool247]

shut the fuck up if a knew u a wud kill u u bastard and how did he get the place in top gear wen hundreds of other people didnt? bastard

[giraffegirlgracie]

I am serprised that Richard survived!!

[MrMasonx742]

@audishot true it wouldnt if he were any taller he could have ben decapitated thank god james dint drive this and thank god he dint die

[TheBigwille33]

u dont need talent to be nearly killed by doing the one thing u love and i thank the paramedics and the air ambulance would of been a bad day if we lost him p.s top gear top quality.

[anddyx]

@TheBigwille33 Would have been a great day for the rest of us if it had gone the other way.

[anddyx]

he's still a talentless cunt.

[MrMasonx742]

@anddyx your a fucking pathetic troll go get a talent witch does not consist of talking shit on youtube, try driving a car at over 5 mph then talk shit talentless cunt

[simokool247]

@anddyx you r a funkink piece of shit how wud u like it if u wer the one in the car and he is talented unlike u hoo is a son of a bitch and has a fat arse u cunt!

[anddyx]

@simokool247 You can rant all you like but he's still a talentless cunt - you cunt. And what I say is the truth. End off.

[spokdck]

"and possibly the biggest accident youve ever seen"...thats chilling :/

[c1v1c93]

Because Race Car

[anddyx]

@URsuckishATlife you said "@anddyx I help you sleep at night? eww". that's not what I said. What I said was that Richard Hammond is a talentless cunt. And you're an ugly cunt. So get real with the conversation.

[Vudo865]

@anddyx i'm sure you have lot's of friends haha, please stop projecting your insecurities on other people

[kristee1121]

@anddyx Lets see you get in that car you miserable prick. Richard is ten times the man you'll ever be.

[anddyx]

@xh558able Oh go on, excite me again, you MAN. Wow!!! I can feel it.

[anddyx]

Richard Hammond is such an ugly talentless cunt and nobody can prove otherwise.

[Yaddaer]

@anddyx Told by u it's a compliment mate!

[anddyx]

@xh558able Nor me you.  So we're equal.

[AlfaUba]

They use fiat panda tires and they pretend them not to disintegrate at 400 km/h. Losers.

[JOEDEEVEE]

go to 3:24 for the crash.

[anddyx]

@xh558able Well after that little diatribe, he's still a talentless and ugly cunt. Bit like you really.

[snoopyprobing]

mexico has invented the first time machine this video is proof

[anddyx]

@xh558able Ooh, get you - getting me all excited.

[anddyx]

Let's face it he's still a talentless and useless cunt. And if I say so then it's true.

[URsuckishATlife]

@anddyx Insulting a "talentless and useless cunt" makes you look like a bigger "talentless and useless cunt".

[anddyx]

@URsuckishATlife HE'S A TALENTLESS CUNT YOU DOUCHEBAG. And coming back at me makes you a fucking prick.

[anddyx]

@URsuckishATlife Yeah, you.

[URsuckishATlife]

@anddyx I help you sleep at night? eww

[anddyx]

@URsuckishATlife And the talentless and useless cunt that is URsuckishATlife is back in the running.

[URsuckishATlife]

@anddyx Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[anddyx]

@URsuckishATlife And I repeat "And the talentless and useless cunt that is URsuckishATlife is back in the running".

[URsuckishATlife]

@anddyx And whatever helps you sleep at night. ^^

[anddyx]

@URsuckishATlife You said "whatever helps you sleep at night" My answer, "knowing that I don't have to sleep with a deranged cunt like you".

[hypersaiyangoku]

those who wish he'd die in that crash are just evil bastards, if Richard Hammond actually died, Top Gear would no longer be running, as the dumb health and safety bastards would deem the show to dangerous.

Those who wish Hamster should have died, I hope they get shot and bleed to death

[ruscote]

@hypersaiyangoku i hope you get shot and bleed to death

[hypersaiyangoku]

@ruscote Yeah, I hope so to, I always wander what it would be like to die, I bet it's fun

[theyorinator]

if that happened to clarkson would of been 0.1 percent funnier

[TomDrummer15]

i still think what Top Gear would be like without Hamster

[topginge83]

@TomDrummer15 it would be a lot better without him

[Yaddaer]

@topginge83 U are the biggest asshole of the world!he has a family u ugly bastard!!!

[topginge83]

@Yaddaer not as in he is dead, you over dramatic cunt. I mean he is shit on the show, it would be a lot better if they dropped him. now start crying over a man you have only ever seen on the tv you fat prick

[Yaddaer]

@topginge83 if there's a prick here, that is u, and the same for a cunt, as well as a shit .

U better shut the fuk up, and plug the brain with the fingers u wanker.

An advice, don't watch Top Gear,it's better for u.

Cheeres

[topginge83]

@Yaddaer why do queers always get so agry when someone makes a serious hetrosexual comment. I would relax before your mum puts you on the naughty step.

[topginge83]

@Yaddaer The ratings would go through the roof if he was killed, would make awesome TV. Its a real shame, cause he will kill the show before the show kills him. 

[yetanotherguyhere]

in the start he said that he'd probably crash. if they didn't say that about every single fast car they test, it'd be pretty awesome, and scary at the same time...

[yetanotherguyhere]

wait a sec... already in the start he had a feeling he would crash? thats pretty awesome, and scary on the same time...

[Bainster97]

Topgear wouldn't be the same if he died? like if you think this?

[lucernrox]

glad he's doing better and survived this horrific accident!

[joripiano]

audio and video don't Sync.....but awesome video



[SlugDropsonheads]

Now that's good programming =D

[SlugDropsonheads]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­

[lourke123]

Why is this video showing as if he died?? He's alive!

[frederick1820]

he sounds like kenny from south park when hes got the helmet on inside the car

[hoithoi100]

He Still  Alive

[bluecheese1987]

maukish shit

[mat1helm]

Suppose to be season 9.

Can't believe you use meatloaf, what with top gears opinion of him...

[ruskiroma]

what season and episode is this from?

[xoio]

Shame the audio is grossly out of sync

[katieandjoshwright19]

thumbs up for andyxx been the biggest dickhead alive

[Monkeyslash]

I lol'd

[GFORCEpackattack]

what did the world record people say about it

[ScarletHawtyIV]

Blown tire on a jet car @ 288 mph, he should consider himself very lucky to be alive.

[run4pie]

@ScarletHawtyIV he said 314.8 mph in his book

[anddyx]

he's still a talentless cunt.

[SilverTrippyHaze]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

[Jesse22H]

This idiot below me should just delete his youtube account...

The person i most look forward to seeing every time my tv records an episode of top gear is Richard Hammond, i think he's the best out of the three and the most entertaining and lively.

[anddyx]

@Jesse22H Wow what a life you have.

[Jesse22H]

@anddyx i have no life because i like richard hammond and because i watch top gear? what type of a pathetic bullshit statement is that?

the fact that you're on youtube means you watch as much tv or spend as much time on a computer as i do....

way to be a dumbass

[anddyx]

@Jesse22H Oh dear, your life is interesting.

[anddyx]

@Jesse22H Ooh, chase me!!!

[bobbybird1987]

the tragedy is he lived