Paternity Raffle

[ExtraKawaii]

This is pretty much my favorite 5SF.

[AlterWolfMedia]

I wanna be the father!

[twowinds]

LOL this one kills me everytime ! :)

[leafninja124]

May 14th in a nutshell

[MyAccount333221]

press 4 repeatedly... hahaha

[tpauluchs]

I'd take the consequences of sex with her...

[PolSwed]

Nr# 941!?

How many candidates were they, what happened to the other 940 people!?

[Insomniac22100]

i would accept that

[Blacklemon67a]

AUAUAUAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAU!

[grazenificationful]

Lol, even she's disappointed at who the chosen father was.

[TotalSnivy]

She's gorgeous.

[fantastmic]

win the lotto never was soo annoying...

[dudesons441]

I'd uhh... I'd hit that.

[joshuare5768]

What is the woman's name?

[Shipps941]

ironically my area code is 941

[CheungmanMusic]

@Shipps941 Same.

[Nickidemic]

OK, LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT: WHO IS THIS GIRL?!

[Grentanksmog]

@Nickidemic Your mother

[BigFan227]

@Grentanksmog Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[darkphoenix2]

Dammit I swear I've seen this girl in other 5SFs but I'll never be able to find them

this is going to drive me crazy until I stumble across it

[Sticksane]

@darkphoenix2

The one where everything is bigger in texas.

'Shit!'

I think.

[darkphoenix2]

@Sticksane I don't think this girl looks or sounds like her though...

[Sticksane]

@darkphoenix2

I'm not sure either.

[jmr1021]

I think the real question is, why is there 940 others?

[victorserras]

the irony is that, normally, people who are chosen in raffles are supposed to get happy.

[B1gT22]

every time I see her frown, I die a little inside

[kubsonpl]

And the father is - :)))) sick one movie.

[stingersfury]

That was very clever... when you think of a raffle winner you expect people to cheer so when 2 people cheered it changed our perspective, very clever :)

[DedicatedToHelping]

I Like The Music That Plays

[Hamma235]

if the aim of the rafle was to lose then why enter it? 

[KimKilledPacho]

@Hamma235 Because then they got to enter that chick! Eyoo!

[BeyondLame]

nobody here's seen Maury?

[PaulieDeMafia210]

It ain't that hard people! Instead of a DNA check, the did... well, THAT!

[ElyskeTheDonut]

Why'd she wait 'til her 2nd trimester to find out who the father was? Look at the size of that belly!

[ursofukinstupid]

@ElyskeTheDonut what r u slow

[xxxVJ300xxx]

She's so cute... I had to come back

[TheFiliusMortis]

She seemed rather disappointed too....I would :D

[Snibs36]

No, see, the joke is that the two guys WEREN'T 941.

[CommanderMantis]

What are the odds of two people having 941?

[Ahksmar]

I went to one of these once, you guys. NOT FUN , SERIOUSLY.

[BeatsBySwagg]

She's hot haha

[LuxeBohemian]

that gurl is hawt...you guys should put her in every video!!!!

;)

[thismeinteil]

Hell, if I was chosen by her, I'd be the one up celebrating.

[GentleGrenade]

Does anyone else get a little heart broken when the girl frowns?

[ProxAyeMox]

I wish I could dance and chortle like that.

[AssAssIN411992b]

8 months pregnant? I'd hit that :D

[Electrikick]

Don't you get it? The one on the left is happy because he's gonna have a similidog

The one on the right is happy because he's not gonna have to care for the smurf

The one in the middle is sad because he really wanted to teach pokemon to his son.

[BriitStiick]

24 hours later I understand this clip. HERP.

[TheStormofStorms]

at first i was an idiot and was like, wait how can two of them be the dad. and then i thought why would you want to be a dad, and then i saw the bummed out guy and understood

[themindofchase]

Hmm, would you gamble a child to have sex with this girl?

[X0verXDriveX]

2 of them fucked her without knocking her up... Lucky bastards!

[SurikenJoe]

Groovy moves

[patrimacc]

high stakes raffling 

[Deddshot]

So if the guys jumping DIDN'T get picked, and are happy, than why did they even participate in the raffle?

[TellNoMore]

@Deddshot because they where possible fathers to some rando child with some rando girl. And didnt want that.

[DroneElite4862]

@Deddshot Because three of them did the woman and only one of them is the father.

[iamwithstupids]

FACEBOOK ADD LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

[rhall86]

I thought the two guys that jumped up were the Father(s). Then I thought, that can't be right. Then I thought, this is 5 Second Films, that can be right.

[CrateProductions]

@rhall86 no cuz the guy sitting down is the father...

[Danisfail]

@rhall86

But the guys that jumped up aren't the fathers, the guy sat down was the father cus he was depressed, and the other guys are celebrating cus they're not the fathers,

[Carambers]

sooo 5 seconds long... 6,493 views soo thats.... 32,465 seconds spent on watching this video!!!

and 55 seconds of wasted time!! :D

[nickname1412]

@Carambers use a calculator... i just need 10 secs.. so watch it twice and you have the same result... wasted time :D

[jackbuttplus]

girl: you know what?

men left and right: YEAHHHH WE'RE NOT FATHERS

girl:you all can be farthers..

men left and right: YEAAHHhhhh wait... what?

man in midle: fuck yeh

[spyle2]

Slut

[MultiPotatoLover]

When I originally saw this, I thought the two guys were celebrating because they both had the number, then I remembered how raffles worked and went back to my corner....

[ps2knutz]

OOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOooooo­oooOOOOOOOO is gonna be my ringtone.

[CS1Energypyre]

Is that Tacky?

[Ghostgnads22]

So what she's hot all he has to worry about is pokin the baby with his dick when he's boinking her

[benetha619]

Hehe. 619 likes.

[MPoWa54]

Loving this one :o

[HeroOfTheSidewalk]

I was like "They can't both be the father!"... Then I got it

[magicalmysteryollie]

I guess he's not a family man

[Enkidu505]

Soo... This is what has gotten bigger for her in Texas...

[7Greyfox7]

How childish.

[flithyharry]

Its a sad day when you have to buffer these videos

[Elleander1]

@flithyharry It's the ACTA I guess.

[belongin]

moar

[Themingemoblie]

Why is that guy sad? He tapped that and get's to continue tapping that...

[SameOldBlaholtzen]

@Themingemoblie yeah, you keep believing that...

[mattspense]

@Themingemoblie yet has to raise a kid which means probably wont get to tap that

[MarkMeh13]

Did anyone else think this video was called Paternity Rifle? That would certainly change the end of the scene a little...

[Themingemoblie]

@MarkMeh13 And the father is *BANG*

[shuva123]

soo.. the one whos sitting down is the guy who got chosen and looks depressed. Where is the irony in this? this is a normal reaction o.O

[JuberLOL]

@shuva123 If you think this is a normal reaction you are either 14 or a huge man-child.

[TimTheFiend]

@shuva123 Well, when there's 3 possible fathers in the room, that is a pretty normal reaction.

[klaz48]

@shuva123 Thats what you think. What they didn't tell us is that the girl is a billionaire. Somehow both of the guy's sperm whom are celebrating fertalized the same egg, and that egg had split into two. They're both lucky guys.

[s4t4n96]

@shuva123 she's pregnant

[xRip666x]

@shuva123 Look at the girls face. She looks kinda dissapointed aswell

[CrateProductions]

@xRip666x I think shes sad cuz the guy who is the father is depressed looking and the guys who didn't win were cheering

[xRip666x]

@CrateProductions No no, when she realized who the father really was she wanted to kill herself :3

[xCaptJackSparrow3x]

@shuva123 the irony is that the two other guys are jumping up and down because they're happy while the "winner" stays sitting down disappointed o.O

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

Every episode of maury ever.

[skate4lifebit]

941 is my area code :D oh wait...fuck

[mcnutseroni]

Pretty girl is pretty

[anonjoe555]

who else thought this video was called "paternity rifle"

[Jack11017]

im 12. what is this someone explain to me

[anonjoe555]

@Jack11017 when a man and a woman love each other, or are very drunk babies happen.

[adambarker96]

@Jack11017 She says the number of the ticket and the guy sitting down got that ticket. The others are happy because they are not the Dad

[l0rdjimmy]

@Jack11017 It's a raffle to say who the dad is. You can be 12 and understand. Stop looking for attention.

[StubbedT0e]

0:09!!!!!! BLASPHEMY !

[UrbanPowerz]

@StubbedT0e LOL

[PeterVescro]

how do you people not get this? were you dropped on your head when your mother drew the winning ticket?

[asherxs]

Cue Guile Theme

[kiddhitta]

@dcoxen I sudgest you watch the video "you're not the father" and you'll get the joke. And has anyone been happy to hear those words.

[dcoxen]

Is he sad because he's not the father, or because he is the father?

[DaiEinon]

@dcoxen Because he is the father. The other two had tickets as well.

[MbrCpn2037]

@dcoxen Because he is. The others are cheering because they are not the fathers.

[Adventruer]

the guile theme goes with this

[Animactus]

@Adventruer I bet your name used to be spelled right, before you took an arrow to the knee...

[lampperson21]

Wow..that girl is beautiful

[TheEloeo]

@lampperson21 Why yes, some girls are known to be beautiful. It's amazing that you noticed that just by seeing few seconds of yt footage.

[samuelthedesoluteone]

@lampperson21 your mother is beautiful

[lampperson21]

@samuelthedesoluteone thank you

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@lampperson21 Wow... you're lonely as fuck.

[lampperson21]

@AmonOfTheSahelijos sometimes yes, but you don't need to be lonely to appreciate beauty

[GregoryScottChannel]

Anybody else has ads for scientology on the side?

[TheRdmf]

how is that even possible?!

[touchsmart0]

THEY RIGGED IT!!!! DONT EVER PLAY THAT GAME

[marshmellowmix]

Who else saw the blue dog?

[CECOOO]

whores will get it

[masterjp93]

Guys, its not that hard...They're dancing because they're not the father.

[YSHTLWR]

damn, that lady is good looking.

[ezelouie]

At first I thought they were both 941

[inexplicable92]

OH MAN SHE IS HOTTTT

[scottsblogs]

it took me 3 times to understand what this mean't, but now i get it. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL XDDDD

[Gyroz9]

George Rodrigue! 

[dedk0]

I could be the father of your child, beauty.

[ecbfilms002]

There was no 0:08, rendering it 8 seconds.

[Wahzoozoo]

its fanny because no one wants to take care of a kid because it ruins their life aha so fanny

[KingOfShadeEmpire]

@Wahzoozoo I think it's fanny that got the poor guy into that position to start with

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Where do you guys find all these beatiful girls? I want an adress NAO!!

[hammythehippy]

thought that said paternity rifle

[JuelzZantana]

Did anyone notice there's no 0:08 second?

[soldanich]

@icecube769 but there is no 0:08 so it's fine

[krbato]

well i guess niw hes a

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[wzakrzak]

dat beat

[vamifek]

Is it too late to abort it?

[iLLLiL7]

@vamifek as long as its inside you can give it the abort ride

[SergiosTorrents]

everyone google ooooiiii

[TheBraddigan]

P-P-PATRIARCHY!

[MccZerk]

Dont know why hes sad shes prity hot

[xTheGerbilx]

@MccZerk

you never had that type of news told to you, have you?

[Tuthur]

@MccZerk you must be in your early teens or something

[Jerrickoh]

my area code is 941

[HalfLucky]

Liberal America.

[infrafan]

Sloppy 942nd's.

[flamdude321]

@infrafan what makes you so sure hes 942nd?

[oknasob]

@infrafan Sloppy 302nd's.



[SergiosTorrents]

at i first i thought they would "OOOOIIII"

[NDawgHoyt]

For this raffle, you should make sure you're ready before you try and win it.

[EelMuyKs]

Maury show in 5 seconds lmao

[xxxVJ300xxx]

Can... stop.. .replaying...

[CaptinSmilez]

@xxxVJ300xxx well i couldn't! (you lucky Bastard)

[gembelobosok]

LOLLLLLLLL

[KuRsAbLe]

Turn to guy 941

[YouAreOutOfMy5]

Why is the guy unhappy? That new girl is very attractive. Cute voice too.

[RuffleCoptah]

Ruffle

[fackinsaxy]

lol maury

[Geo1072]

I'm gonna have to disagree with you 5sf the actual father doesn't air until at least the 5 time.

[VampirateYuki]

What is she complaining about he was the cutest.

[Protantical]

One of these men are not like the others, one of these men are not like the others.

[25Celtics]

Shes like, "Dammit not him....." *Okay face*

[hardleecure]

@25Celtics I thought of it as "shit... he doesn't want to be the father" disappointed reaction face.

[Huntergphil2]

Game Over

[GoreTorn16]

A NEW CAAAAAAAAAR!

[DeathAngel1211]

o.o... the vid is 9 seconds instead of 8