Sh*t Real Housewives Say...

[kat13460]

YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE! - table flip-



[pluckyred]

"GO TO SLEEP! YOU'RE CRAZY!"

"I don't understand all those ingrediences."

"She is a thug in a cocktail dress."

[dannyorozco99]

Lol so true

[BlondDarkBeauty]

Lol to him pushing the dog off the couch

[diabeticdoode]

Oh my god SEQUEL! 

[kaliforniasgold]

Gonk!



[theFitzarthur]

Now this is something youtubers need to keep remaking! LMAO

[propheticLA]

these are all just quotes directly lifted from the show. there is nothing witty or satirical about that.

[MiniTheCat]

More, MORE!



[misz504]

PROSTITUTION WHOOOAAAA-REEE.

[trishinhi]

Who gonna check me Boo!

[katelync0]

you should have said "bring it bitchhh" like brandi said in beverly hills..lmao

[Contantina46]

he sounds like pauly shore lol

[lolez10]

hahahaha the ham game

[ThriftyBoss]

Damn that women has big calves

[affiliater]

Thumbs down if you'd rather fuck these "housewives" than any of the actual ones!

[tkopp13]

Sooo funny!

[Mecctacular]

This is so inaccurate, but who CARES?! This is HILARIOUS! LOL!

[laura32976]

Awesome! Who is that guy in the video. I know I know him!

[DESIREEXELYDA]

You look so much like Kim Richards.

[pigheather]

I feel tardy for the party LOL

[mothra93]

This needs "I did Playboy, but I didn't spread."

[carunito]

haha

[thesearemy2cats]

Yea you got it !!! 5 stars!

[whatabandgeek1]

omg....the friggen glasses hahaha and JIGGY hahaha

[mraznguy]

Needs "Prostitution Whore!"

[mmheartsmu11]

i loved this!!!! a part 2 is definitely in order :)

[LCSTRAVELBUG]

hilarious!



[DiscountDamsel]

Ok I have watched this like, 10 times consecutively and I laugh harder every f*ing time...!

[pusssssyyyyyy]

i can barely walk in this fendis

[Balendula]

"I feel like my face has fallen, and it can't get up"

[hestaprynnmusic]

where the f is prostitution whore???

[scsurfgurl14]

Those people in the last scene seem to be quite scared ha.

[peejes]

"Wrong time, wrong place!" and "Say it to my face!"

[BeautyBoyTV]

"who gonn check me boo?"

"I didn't pull her wig, I just wanted to *shift* it"

"My family is THICK AS THIEVES"

"CLOSE YO LEGS TO MARRIED MEN!!!"

Honestly you missed so many great quotes... But I still love this video.

[andthisispeak]

I can't stop watching this.

[karaxmadds]

hey looks like sonja!!

[john03ification]

@karaxmadds He really does!! I thought the same thing!!

[Jadison03]

I can't stop replaying it! Help me! LOL

[john03ification]

@Jadison03 I've watched it like 16 times and almost wet my pants every time!

[pinkroseangel88]

LOVE IT!!!

[XSaVrAiNoiRX]

I don't know any women like this in person, but I see them on TV all the time lol and this is a pretty accurate depiction.

[mrcioffi33]

this is awesome... those women are horribly pathetic (i don't even want to call them people).. die! haha

[sketcheddreams]

LMAO the ending one!

[packofpoptarts]

The best part? He actually does look like Kim.

[chantalcarrere]

Oh my God soo funny!

[BubbaLopez]

HOT Love it

[stephoreverable]

We're ignoring the real issue here... Not only is this video hilarious... but that guy is HOT! And likely gay. Dammit

[chikisrambo]

Whoop whoop that's what's up !!!

[TomboysTv]

This is my new favorite video. Already watched it 3 times. In a row.

[TomboysTv]

Hilarious!

[theekaypea]

The ham game!

[Intelligentmiss420]

You SERIOUSLY have mad cow! lol

[ola3rd]

AHAHAHAHHA OMG "TURTLE TIME WOOOOOOHOOOOOO"

[TheLondon18]

I never get tired of watching this. Hahahahaha LMFAO

[mkyouroneandonly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rape the replay button

[OliveGirlNY]

As a nanny, I approve.

[Missebonyelise]

you shouldve added ...who gonna check me boo!?!!?!?!

[TheScarlett]

I would have liked to have seen anything from the Kelly Bensimon/ Betheny Frankel confrontation - the "This is you. This is me. We don't talk."

[1GRR]

whaaaaaa?!!!! you've come back to me! (well half of you) you don't post a video here for eons and then you come back with a vengeance!

[melissajanern]

This is the best thing I've seen all year.

[manndewitt]

This is TOO damn funny!!! Thanks for doing this!

[biggsbarbers]

U forgot the "at least I own it" when really they were bitching

[nikkiadiel]

you missed "get a hobby!"

[KenyanBunnie]

I really needed this laugh!

[Deezeh1]

Tardy for the party !!!!!!!!!!!

[KatherineHDoyle]

Funny - you should have flipped over a table and said "You were married 19 times!!!"

[fierceloveandglam]

the ending walk off = the best part!!

[MizzDivineGenius]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rallymaniac92]

Nipples are in this season! hahaha 

[Missebonyelise]

this is too funny GREAT job!

[neurotiiko]

"who's gonna check me boo?!"

[blanketshades]

GET A TRIPOD!!!! JESUS CHRIST WAS ALEX P KEATON HOLDING THE CAMERA

[PepperLust1]

lmao!!



[hottboi559]

Do you like my glasses??? $25 thousand dollars LMFAO

[VigLou]

@hottboi559 Who said that? I don't remember!!!

[CapricornQueen80]

Look @ the puppy 0:56. LML I'm starving I need a drink

[Jpokemaster2]

Okay number one, it's creepy how much this guy looks like Sonja! AND HOW COULD YOU NOT DO PROSTITUTION WHORE?!?!

[mattchew03]

HOW THE HELL COULD YOU GET "DID YOU KNOW? $25,000!" WRONG?! THIS VIDEO IS SO DORKSIIIIIDED.

[dvinewrite]

LOL smh

[Paacreek08]

Marry me???

[frsfca]

He looks like Sonja! Love it!

[buddyskippy]

LOVE you John Hill

[amckeziah]

Hehe, you have the 25,000 dollar sunglass witch down perfect!

[npena1]

Lol ham game

[MrSwiffT]

I want to see the outtakes!

[bletsos24]

!! <3

[blu76butterflie]

Oh thats wonderful ,what a good laugh!!!

[flowerchildcc2000]

thanks, I needed that...



[WulfPee]

"Im STARVING I need a DRINK"....

Priceless xD

[guromors]

LOVE IT !! <3 on the dot :)

[cl4udi4nic0l3]

that's actually perfect, there were a few really good lines missing tho!

[MzBK84]

He got those quotes dead on LMAO!

[fagan1031]

hahahahahahhahaha



[samyboysss]

hahahahahaha

[princessbeuty7]

lmboo thats hilarious

[Matildalovesu]

LOVE IT!



[twned]

my hero!

[bubbaganooshable]

he says the glasses line JUST like whats her face. Dana i think.

[ctmason8]

Stupid. Everyone is trying to copy 'Sh*t girls say" and be funny but its lame, prob because the guy sucks so bad at it.

[lmgavin]

Love it!!!

[hayleyspring]

mad you didn't include "this is not the time or the place"

[skmixmaster]

i love how the people try their best to ignore him XD

[Deezeh1]

hahaha

[XvmerrivX]

nice calves

[jmtparker]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha



[atwtfan1]

Hilarious!

[Beautiful8927]

loving it...!!!

[azl574]

Hilarious

[kristincharity1]

please make more like this!!!!!

[marshagay2]

deadings lol

[loxykelly]

A weave doesn't count as a hat hunnie . . . . lmfao! So funny!

[akashaVSenkil]

nene leakes disliked this video. HA-TER! lmao! 

[kristincharity1]

this is SO ON POINT! lovelovelove this!!!!!! "You seriously have mad cow" lmao

[TheLagostim]

Millionth time watching. L-O-V-E this. Adios, lunatic!

[barb8ara8]

I cannot love this enough....I love it so much, I want to marry it!

[brit7800]

those hells make ur clavs look great.

[eyebrowsQ8]

lol where the hell did he get all those nice looking outfits from?

[vieveangie]

great

[DanarazziTV]

Amazing! So, so true!

[txncali81]

not funny

[trolldozr]

Nipples are in this season... beep boop... Hahahahahahahaha

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

You are in high school and Im in Brooklyn! HAHAHHAH!