John5: The Ulitimate Guitar Collection

[TheTadz9]

John 5 doesn't play chuck norris's guitar, chuck Norris plays john 5's guitar!

[MrSatanochio]

@TheTadz9 Chuck Norris doesn`t play guitar.

[TheTadz9]

John 5 hates telecasters!

[DerekBallesty]

Wow thats a lot of telecast....yawn.

[MisterTibTib]

a telecaster with humbukers? interesting...

[TheNylonStrings]

He looks like he needs a wash.

[MrSatanochio]

@TheNylonStrings Because of the hair color and style. Don`t worry.

[frenzexperiment]

I collected ninja turtles action figures till I was 12

[TheKidGizmo]

oh snap he has a jim root tele too.

[stratocasterfranck]

how can you enjoy playing other teles when you got 10 black guards????

[Chumbaweed]

You know you've got a big collection when you can't remember if you've got an Olympic White Tele or not.

[ThatSillyMosher]

anyone else notice the esp 7 string behind the dime?

[000acr000]

@ThatSillyMosher Stephen Carpenter's signature i believe :P

[wankerpanther]

He should sell them and get a bigger house, he looks like he lives on my street

[3010smejo]

1966 Fender ASSQuier

[ZOMB13]

I want to see his Ibanez guitars he used with Manson :(

[jipak93]

$75,000 for Kiss posters?

Who would pay that much for Kiss stuff?

[Lynch34]

@jipak93 KISS has A LOT of hardcore fans that would obviously pay top dollar for vintage, mint condition, stuff.

[garyptaszek]

@Lynch34 and John strikes me as the kinda guy who might horde stuff and keep it in perfect condition. It's cool that he could make soo enough money off those KISS posters that he could start a Tele collection.

[linfylionel999]

May I know how many teles do you have John? (:

[AlexiTheWildchild]

imagine yourself cleaning every single one of these guitars o.O

[Lynch34]

@AlexiTheWildchild imagine having to restring all those and check up on the wiring

[disturbedbass49]

telefetish lol

[antimatter07]

0:13 chicken lol

[antimatter07]

what is a john5?

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@antimatter07 A very overrated human.

[antimatter07]

@FinalFantasyCenter hes a human? :O

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@antimatter07 Probably o_o

[GuitarsGirlsCars352]

I wonder where he lives.......

[JoeMedia69]

Its funny because if for every person who watched this video donated £1, we still couldnt afford that Broadcaster now...

[spanky2964]

You sir sound to me like a fine human being.You can never ever judge a book by its color.(playing in marilyns band and all)That being said can I have the one guitar you like the least,I will pay the shipping.J

[FuckinMetal3694]

fucking homo

[pipsqueek14]

@FuckinMetal3694 NO HES NOT.

[doubletoe2011]

@FuckinMetal3694 YOUR THE FUCKIN HOMO JOHN IS AN AMAZING GUITARIST!!!!!!! YOU PROBABLY CANT PLAY WORTH SHIT!!

[woundspooden]

how does this guys afford a 125 k guitar? i doubt he makes that much a year and it looks like he has a nice house and car. its not like hes in metallica or something.

[doubletoe2011]

@woundspooden He makes alot of money plus he writes with alot of other famous artists and does alot of guitar sessions at guitar center in Hollywood

[FlyingLawnMower123]

0:14 The gayest laugh I've ever heard.

[joey1364]

@FlyingLawnMower123 couldn't agree more

[1FenderGuy]

Thumbs up for the fender 12 string

[insikification]

I saw a double-neck SG. @2:55

[Mayhem3033]

guitar hoarding... the only form of hoarding that doesn't need an intervention

[TheDetroitredwings25]

That's crazy

[rockerguy1213]

i play a lotta guitar and am a fan of john 5.... but 135,000 for an old telecaster seems slightly excessive....

[BoNeZz99]

lol thumbs up for the razorback @ 1:26

[ericputtz]

@BoNeZz99 plus the esp 7 string behind it.

[Timmy4pawz]

If you go to one of the legends of bass's house, you might find some empty coffee cups, a couple of basses, a rack of dvd's and an empty bag of weed

[skystang2]

Haha, crazy collection but i think when he said "i have such a collective personality" he mean such an "addictive" personality.

[Diehard804]

@WeKickBabiesOfficial i wish i had a 1957 goldtop =(

[Diehard804]

idc if i was famous and rich. im not paying 150,000 dollars for a guitar (especially crappy telecasters)

[Diehard804]

@WeKickBabiesOfficial yes i agree!!! gotta have the humbuckers though. (not a fan of the p90's)

[marlinm60ss123]

my dogs name is jasper too

[jvbo]

could do without the irritating shredding music in the back..

[leaveblank]

pss.. I don't like this guy, sorry..

[MonsterButtikoferi]

HE knows his guitars BUT it doesnt stop him from being a forced gay victim from a skinny weak gay dork cunt called (fake name) marylin manson!! forced gay cock smother on stage!!! Queer CUNT take the makeup oFF!!! POOF!!!! This world today is breeding queers!! like its good to be a queer???? in the 80's we had Queer/Gay BASHING!!!! Kids today....fags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Neuromance27]

@MonsterButtikoferi I think you need to come out of the closet.

[MonsterButtikoferi]

@Neuromance27 I think you and your 3 boyfriends already have!

[RelaxNplay64]

@MonsterButtikoferi what does any of that have to do with guitars no one cares what your political views are :p

[MrCORN1BREAD]

SO MANY TELECASTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dougiscool77]

Imagine a tele body with a universe multi color swirl!!!!

[MrLU2000]

man how much money he has?

[guitarhead911]

so...uh.....could i have a few of these beauties....to stop my mouth from drooling...haha

[jarekuXhide]

*throws on pile*

[boredright]

hes gonna be on "hoarders"

[HELLPINAVENGER]

hum... so where do you live?

[iGuitarGuru]

WHY so many teles?

[Obliviateable]

@iGuitarGuru BECAUSE HE CAN!!!

[bloodbird6six6]

if i keep my guitar now and wait about 60 years i bet i can sell it for thousand >:D

[ultimateRupture]

rich guy..

[GuitarPlayer96100]

0:13 BEST LAUGH EVER XD lawl

[dancingwithcalvin]

Just looking at this guy, I would have never thought he was a telecaster guy. hmm.

[zoraliciousful]

That''s one badass goatee.

[01123581321345589xci]

Only tele's, that's pretty boring. All of history's greatest music wasn't do with a fender tele. If I had cash I'd be into every guitar.

[captbarbossa2]

@01123581321345589xci Teles are only 1 percent of his collection. He owns Les Pauls, SGs, Gretchs, he doesn't only buy Teles but they are his passion for sure. I got to meet him last September along with Rob Zombie Piggy D and Joey from Slipknot when they played the Mayhem Festival at the Gibson Ampitheatre, they are so cool each of them and they're really nice too especially John

[stix471]

I don't exactly know why, but I get the feeling that he likes telecasters...

[TheCrockettb]

@stix471 or finder lol

[stix471]

@TheCrockettb telecasters are fender buddy -.-

[ulquiorraisawesome]

JOHN if i get you a 1951 fender no caster will u PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!!!!!

[pipsqueek14]

i want a couch just for my guitars too!

[padawan007]

i dont know fenders and gibsons are not my style i dont really love them, but i try to make my own kramer,jackson,charvel guitar collection all from 80's

[acdcrocksyou]

Isn't it "the ultimate guitar collection"?

[2009korte]

57-59-63 ? wtf. they all look da same/sounds the same. haha wat a waste of cash

[onixtheone]

@2009korte It's the wood it's older

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

ok wtf is the switch foe on an Esquire? It only has 1 pickup so why does it have a switch? is it a kill switch?

[ibanez4guitar]

This man is SIC very SIC O_o

[IDontUsePicks]

@eddejager2007 you're a fucking moron.

[meeebit]

I'd call this an unhealthy obsession, but its a telecaster, a great guitar, so i thats fine

[eddejager2007]

I think a lot of them are fake.Just an opinion...

[kamikazie1974]

got himself a nice little pension there,lol

[roundhousekicker88]

If only I liked Telecasters :|

[musicmaster555]

IT'S WORTH $135,000!?!? HAIL NAW MAN!!! LOL

[mnm1945]

song in backround

[chefnaj]

my holy grail guitar that i possess now is a 400 bucks ibanez guitar that gets easily out of tune :-D

[lammaking333]

Always thought we would be weird but he seems like an alright guy.

[manancikkt]

he really likes his tele's 

[TheDoylen]

i wish i could spend $135,000 on a guitar...

[FlipGordon]

If I Had the money my collection would blow his away

[Direksone]

awesome guitars but eh.. who the fuck is john5<.<?

[acc894]

@Direksone rob zombies guitarest

[TheDoylen]

@Direksone he plays w/ zombie now but he played for manson

[triviumgibson]

Who the fuck buys kiss posters for 75 000 dollars?

[mats765]

@triviumgibson maybe someone who is desperate after Kiss posters

[johnathandk42134]

@triviumgibson secretly gene simmons does.... lol

[Timmy4pawz]

@triviumgibson Someone with a lot of money to burn

[youboon]

@triviumgibson Faggots.

[Rampndude]

@triviumgibson Gene Simmons is one rich mofo!

[iag127]

@triviumgibson rich people

[NadamasGuitarreando]

@triviumgibson probably gene simmons himself...

[giantrobot4]

HOLD ON.

Did he say he sold his collection of KISS posters for $75,000?

IS HE JOKING?! WHO THE HELL WOULD PAY THAT MUCH?

[guitardoffi]

@giantrobot4 probably gene simmons.. btw i suck in english grammar*

[JoeKooL25]

what about that buck owens??

thats badass!!

[TheGreatStonedOne]

For playing for so many strange people, he's actually a pretty chill guy haha.

[frozenfarm]

2:50 holy shit!!

[sasukeuchihalb]

can only help but wonder if he ever gets tired of telecasters :S

[bianchiniman]

isnt the les paul a solid body guitar. the les paul was made in 1944

[morbideddie]

@bianchiniman les paul probably made his original around then but im pretty sure the gibson model was released early 50s where as the telecaster was1950. so the tele would be the first commercial model

[bianchiniman]

@morbideddie well i know for a fact that he made the first electric guitar it says it in his documentary and his bio. i think your right though the tele might have been the first commercial model...

[BoxenstienMusic]

John 5 now is in possession of that 51' nocaster

[foshizRAWR]

Does he want to brag a little bit more? Haha.

[mattm465]

Jimmy Page has nearly 2000 guitarst so this is truly nothign in comparison still some pretty cool guitars in there though

[flipkid6222]

love the razor back in a sea of teles XD

[Sadist102]

135000!!? AND HE'S HANDLING IT LIKE THAT? I'd keep that guitar in a cryogenic chamber and handle it with a pair of $800000 silk gloves. A true relic......

[zvegasz]

Fucker plucks his eyebrows. FAGGOT!!

[Haveada]

@zvegasz hehe... ATLEAST HES NOT RAGING HOMOSEXUAL TROLL

[zvegasz]

@Haveada Yous a biatch! I bet u pluck yo eyebrows 2!

[Haveada]

@zvegasz yeah i might... i just dont see the connection between plucking hair from my face and being attracted to men...

[TheRockCrab]

Don't really listen to metal, but its funny to see a metal guy with teles.

[MrGallaghers]

Kiss poster collection for $75,000..?? Wow.. :P

[KoldkilleR99]

i would like to see his reaction if the guy who was filming sneaked a hammer in and suddenly started smashing his pride and joys to fuck....................

[zaktan415]

thumbs up for jasper!

[NiCkSpAgE96]

pause at 5:16. Did you see the grain of that wood? Absolutely astounding!

[iplayguitarhero1]

Yngwie Malmsteen's pile is more sexy.

[RonnieAGonzalez]

im just amazed and how he can make a tele squeal the way satch and vai make their ibanez guitars squeal

[zombiegaara]

i thought the first guitar was a rickenbacker. made by adolf rickenbacker.

[superlou1s]

75,000 $ worth of kiss posters? This guy has a really collective personality.

[Pannemat]

@superlou1s That's what he said,yes.

[lockndropent]

The Broadcaster is diff from the tele because it never had a neck pickup.

[jimistephen]

@lockndropent really, that all original Broadcaster he's holding has one. And so does all the Nocaster's i've seen

[EvMund]

@lockndropent nope, it's the Esquires which only had one pickup

[lockndropent]

@EvMund yes it was the Esquires! thanks

[MrExodus91]

Nice collection, but probably this guy has never tried out a Les Paul otherwise he would have hundreds of those^^

[fum8]

is that himself on his teeshirt?

[jahnj1]

he probably spent a couple grand just for all teh guitar stands.....

[nothway426]

if he sells them all he will make a fortune

[Psychoguy99]

i love how he has a shit load of fender telecasters, and ONE dean razorback

[RIVR2319]

He's obsessed with the Tele's!!! lol

[fairfaxsurfshoprider]

Saw you at Mayhem with the Zombie thanks for gracing my ears with your tele

[1994Motorbreath]

he is shredding while he is talking

[packzach11]

With 75,000 starting off I would have just made an entire guitar set up instead of 100s of Teles

[augusrockhouse23]

I think it is SQUIRE

[londonkol]

1:55 you can see a dean V

[theflyingkiwi01]

@londonkol not a dean v bro. dean dime razor back.

[neurocosm]

Cool. Dude is obsessed with his toys. Awesome. I love guitar history.

[staplesmcjebus]

just realized he's wearing his own shirt. atta boy

[brooklynstudio]

those guitars could feed a third world country

[fantschi]

0:25

[iplayveryloud]

boys play teles, men play Les Paul...........Les is more

[MrLeedom]

@iplayveryloud impressive collection...but i cant stand the tele!...my most hated guitar

[carlosdlguerra]

title correction : the ultimate telecaster colletion

[Martiluk1]

He's not nearly as wierd as he looks

[jarraflies]

At 1:27 -He's got 700 Telecasters and one acoustic and a Dimebag Razorback. John 5 is a real cool dude.

[staplesmcjebus]

@jarraflies and a double neck sg, sg junior, two EVH guitars... these were all visable around the 2:50 mark

[londonkol]

Fuckin Hell $75,000 kiss poster collection 

[seg940]

I saw him bash a 100 grand guitar at Mayhem...I cried I wanted it so bad

[staplesmcjebus]

@seg940 you mean the squier? yeah, shame

[seg940]

@staplesmcjebus yeah it was pretty odd how his "$10,000" guitar he loved so much wouldn't be played live

[staplesmcjebus]

@seg940 i thought you said it was 100 grand? either way, something that expensive gets taken care of, stays at home. theres a difference between a guitar you love and a guitar that is used as a tool for live shows.

[seg940]

@staplesmcjebus He probably is endorsed by fender by now and get's them for near free so...

[staplesmcjebus]

@seg940 the bottom line is, he breaks squiers not fenders. even if it was a standard fender tele, that wouldnt be more than $2000 at the very most. and that's before his discount.

[1FenderGuy]

@staplesmcjebus Squier fails but my Squier strat is so reliable but the teles fail. i'd rather a Fender tele than a squier tele

[lordmetal2]

ho-ly shit.

[CiviC092]

I can imagine someone with a collection of all Gibson Les Pauls

[Guenthch]

yehaaaaa

Fender can play Metal

Telecaster - John5

Stratocaster - IronMaiden