HOUSEKEEPING...

[HatsuneMiku93]

Duke Nukem Rains Money On Hookers

[JeebsandMattLover]

ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ƃuıʎnq ɯɐ ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[lwsbdre]

Hehe in rule #5 you said "Seriously, see rle #1" :3

[xMewWinx96x]

whats sadism and masochism?

[MatheusBond]

@xMewWinx96x Pleasure of inflicting and suffering pain, respectively.

[simonomio14]

holy shit i am wearing the same wristband right now !!!!

[buddysimian]

@michellemccoo1lfan "That was easy!"

[Bl1ndm4n94]

i pressed the button 4 times :D?

noy good?....

[gun185]

Damn him, i can't grab the money D:

[utoober5]

1:46 I HAVE THAT SAME TEAPOT or whatever.........i forgot what its called

[321RYR]

I can't get past the easy button help me plz help me plz!!!

[TotalEclipseFilm6]

just a question. Do you have sweet tea up there in Boston or wherever it is you live? Not iced tea, or peach or raspberry or whatever flavor tea. But just sweet tea. i went to new york and the restaraunt i went to didn't sell it..

[littlemisDana]

that taco bell story made me laugh so hard

[metalXhao]

i dont have a camera and i really want you to do something!!

[10RJ01]

Are you calling me dumb?

[GilladanAndranarii]

whats rule #1?

[KittyStar4589]

@GilladanAndranarii i'm.... i'm actually not sure... lol :P

[stickman2400]

How did you sneeze and it got lodged in your nose... did it rebound off the wall off the tele's off the chair off the bald man and into your nose like a skit? :)

[Yiminy3]

Jory, why the hell is there a naked tied up Ken doll on your wall? WTF?

[AnimeDuelist15]

HOUSEKEEPING!!! lol i love that.

[joshwadams]

HEY EVERYBODY!!! #OMG i dont know if you realized this but there is a secret caption in this video. Yeah I accidentally found it but i think its pretty cool. If you hover your cursor over the Dan Brown on the white board from 0:06-0:15 there is a link to his page. So yeah i thought it was pretty cool. Mystery Guitar Man also does alot of those but his are WAYY hard to find. Like this if you think its cool how there is a secret link!

[FraggerRem]

Like my uncle always says. "make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot"

[hiromonk]

Your right..Dan Browns Board has nothing on that..

[Lstep13]

I've been watching this video for hours I can't get passed rule #4.

[notedkillerrage]

@Lstep13 wait intill #5 i jsut now got past #4 lol

[JacobNfromhubcity]

"These videos should make people laugh, not cry." I couldn't help but laugh.

[AnimeDuelist15]

snakes on a plane

[davesanti]

1:35 That guy took teabagging to a whole new level.

[CauseNEffectTV]

haha true players make it rain 2$ bills funny shit

[NOOBNUT08]

You can't really consider a YTP doing something but it is stupid. But really freak'n funny. 

[NOOBNUT08]

Like is making a youtube poop called doing something stupid?

[NOOBNUT08]

Will you accept youtube poops?

[loonybin1234]

Whoo! Arazona for life! ( the tea that is)

[herbienbrian]

wow, he was pissed as fuck in this

[tomanater00]

omg hot tea in mouth

[jrca96]

the same thing that happened to jory at taco bell happened to me with barbecue flavoured chips

[serveris6]

Teabag in mouth.....Lol ;)

[mark3229]

its been 6 days jory... u lie!!!

[Beast76V]

i pushed the button 7 times...

[loudtyper]

You say taco weird.

[ProductionsByEvan]

Can't stop clicking button! .......... I've been here for 3 days! Help..... *click*

[MusicMagicSite]

these people should be part of a show called Is it a good idea to be a dumbass

[SailorCire]

Its beyond pathetic when you need to make ANOTHER one of these videos

[Arkenx]

There's a snake on that plane.

[networkindigo]

yea... i clicked the EAZY button too many times!

[sigiii66]

tAco bell

[theawesomestawesomer]

0:00 !!!

[DutchTallJacker]

Jory is a Brownie? FTW!!!

[SpiffySpider]

ahem, Jory...

So, cannabis consumption...that works as well? that's not on the list...

[prefuffle]

i watched number 1 20 times

[MarleyVK]

I LOVE WASABI PEAS

[RollerCoasterManiac]

wow, people need to think before doing some of these things... "lets staple my hand to wood!" ... "lets shove this up my nose" ... "let me pour boiling water in my mouth" ... lol!

[Flametale]

Well, at least we can safely know some of these idiots will probably end up offing themselves in their stupidity, thus closing their gene pool for good.

Aaaaaaaah that's a relaxing thought.

[yoimdanigga]

jory...your dumb as shit cmon man youd gotta know how dumb we are and when you said "send me a video of you guys doing stupid shit" we just wanna be like you and throw ourselves down some stairs didnt mean to offend you just sayin you pretty much asked for a lawsuit

[thetechie123]

I used to live in the us and I never saw a $2 bill — though $1 bills were my lunch money. Now loonies are the thing in Canada (any coin operated ride takes loonies).

[UltimateIRS]

HA BISKY!

[MattieKirby1]

0:02 MOVING BOTTLE!!!!

[s0584333]

dont show these stupid videos you'll be shut down by youtube

they wont send them if you dont show them im not a hater i just don't like what im seeing

[jpawhees]

man if u lived in canada u would be throwing around toonies( 2 dollar coins) instead of bills.i havn't seen a 2 dollar bill since 1996.

[guitarist0418]

@jpawhees I work at a hotel and see them quite a bit...apparently you get them at strip joints or so im told. (this is how one learns way too much about hotel guests.

[jpawhees]

@guitarist0418 the bills are probly baught off the net. like electronic ciggs that are sold at non smoking strip joints. in my city thats every strip joint. its illegal to smoke indoors in private places unless an airtight ventalated smoking room is provided. yet u can't smoke outside a resteraunt where the unbrelllas seating are. its stupid.

that funny to find out though.

[KepiLayla]

Damn, and here I thought from the thumbnail that I'd get to see Jory dressed as a storm trooper and cleaning his house with some hot chicks. Now I'm stuck in an endless video loop... Why won't it stop?!

[ugamuffin21]

yay Arizona tea!

[JessicaCalaway883]

I don't quite comprehend rule 1, 4, and 5.....xD jk :D

[pkhamidar2com]

HOLY SHIT, didnt that hurt his mouth???

[OentOent]

I have a suggestion for a new show for your account. In the Netherlands we have the show Checkpoint on TV. One of the rubrics is called Ondersteboven (Upside Down), which tests if it's possible to do your daily things while hanging upside down. How about doing tests like that on your account?

[flikcbigg]

Jory I've said this before and I'll say it again - you're a legend!

[RaijinNoKen]

why. why would to poor in your mouth a cupload of hot 100C tempeture water? of nail yourself, of eat some cleaning products?! damn..... It's fun to watch though :D

[Tripp426]

I haven't slept much so it's only fair that 2:59 made me lol

[Lusk93]

In your description...rule number five has rule spelt wrong.

What? Someone had to say it!

[Newschooled]

"Do something stupid...Without doing anything stupid". Jory, I think in context, the operative word you should have used was odd or perhaps weird. There's a reason why "stupid" means what it does!

[IloveRotelle]

STORYTIME. Similar to your Taco Bell story.

Once I was chewing a small amount of gum. I accidentally swallowed it, but for some strange reason it went up instead of down and got lodged in my nose as well. Interestingly enough, the gum was green.

[L337Kelly]

Naked Ken doll FTW!

[Maus5000]

wow, those $2s are mint 1953As... how did ya get em' Jory?

[jmlapinay3]

i just remembered something. wasabi peas are gooooood!! xD

[MakubekuUrashima]

i had no idea of what you meant by the 2$ bills thing but it was funny

[Francois878]

Raspberry tea FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

[77theworldsends77]

I was on here at 11,111 view what do i win!

[yumizookk]

It's sad that people will keep sending you twisted and stupid shit just so you will put their videos on yours as something not to do... Maybe you should stop and just be even clearer? Maybe then they'd stop. Just a suggestion. :)

[HandySandy96]

#OMG !! YOU GOT A PIECE OF MEAT STUCK IN YOUR NOSEE!!! #LOL

[xdarkxflowerx]

I make it rain... banana bread.

[jay112711]

im gonna do something insane!

[RaccoonKit]

why is there a naked, umm... Ken barbie doll hanging up behind you?

[shinigamimomo]

holy jesus...... the things people do D:

[lunnyyy]

WOW so, i just filmed me stapling a dead squirrels' nut sack to my own in a library for nothing?... Why don't you make things more clear next time Jory... i mean, next time i won't film it, but i just wasted my time having to delete unnecessary footage...

[CrrackTheSkye]

lol @ the White Board :D

[PossumCuber]

I didn't realize Jory had so many stupid fans

[CaptinChaos]

Airzona tea (w/lemon) Kicks Ass!

[angeleyesexoh]

Nice Whiteboard

[NinTheFolf]

Basically, anything that might wind you up in a hospital, don't do.

[smashinglollipops]

ARIZONA FTW!!!!!

[xZeldaofCanadax]

I'm just waiting for another video, explaining this AGAIN.

Because seriously, you can be amazed by how much people DO NOT get things, even though they have been explained, time and time again.

[Skorpion713]

I make it rain benjamins, b*tch

[djdecca]

OMG the stapler thing is just to mutch! i had to vomit with that video those people are sic in the head

[Axle18888]

You stoled Dan's idea D:<

[smileburger]

Why couldn't you make it rain 2 googs Jory?

[goalstopper14]

when those 2 $bills fell to the ground i went down too but there was no money

[austinyb]

tack-o bell.

[thorsstargate]

Arizona Tea :D

[supersnorlax1]

sorry Jory, but the easy button does'nt work. But make more vids where you throw stuff at the target its so funny

[MrAcrope]

so don't use a flip? hahaha

[yorrickwi]

why do you have the dutch (the netherlands) flag all over the place

[xxxVJ300xxx]

3:28 Oh hell yeah I like that.

[pastelcolors321]

nice whiteboard :D

[Clutch28]

Maybe you should have an age limit for submissions? I'm not trying to be mean but it seems quite a few of bad submissions have come from those under the age of 18.

[EcksFacktur]

arizona is the best liquid known to mankind, no matter which flavor it is

[SaiiKOsThoughts]

dan brown's blackboard has nothing on this X)

[BadgermanOfDOOM]

Nice whiteboard bro.

[deastroyer99]

what kind of fucked up retard would put tea bags in their mouth and water at 100 degres that will just remove flesh instantly

[EnforcedCrowd]

arizona tea, is my favorite

[sarahofsand]

I had two dollar bills.....before my brother took them from me

[lXlFatTonylXl]

Jory does Jon do the editing for this as well or is theis Completley sperate?

If it is seporate then who, does the editing?

[Jory]

@lXlFatTonylXl I know it's hard to believe... but me...

[lXlFatTonylXl]

@Jory Oh.cool i was just wondering about it because if you did "ask" (Force at gunpoint) Jon to edit them wouldn't that increase his work load a lot.

[bigpboy1012]

What about fake animal cruelty? You did it to a cat in Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This? No, seriously. The cat.

[lXlFatTonylXl]

No Sadism

No Masochism

No Animal cruelty &

No other-Ism's (Espesially Jizz-m's)

[lXlFatTonylXl]

What kinda retard pour BOILING (100 *C {Degree Celcius}) into his mouth?

How fucking stupid are some people?!!?!!!!!!!! *RAGE*

[Broshmosh]

I guess I'm not a true player, all I rain is £5 notes ):

[Jory]

@Broshmosh you got nothin onb this... hahahahaha

[gabeluvsbonnie]

@Jory FAILLLLL FAILLLL TYPING FAILLL FAILUREEE FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....fail comment is fail

[jjj123comody]

@Jory Actually,£5 is more than $2.Because €10 is worth £5.

[kristyle1234567]

Jory yours is better then Dan's.

[tj11112129]

EDIBLE THINGS PEOPLE JEESE!

[DdlyHeadshot]

I love the way this combines human stupidity with ingenuity...

[VintageJunior]

when the video started, I thought you'd have an Imperial German flag on your wall....

[Jory]

@VintageJunior while I embrace imperial nazi ideology... I try not to express it through flags... (all that is a lie just to clarify... I was just wondering if I've ever said something like that before... don't think I have...)

[VintageJunior]

@Jory Not to be pedantic, but I said "Imperial German" not Nazi flag. Big difference - one is good, the other's bad ;)

[ojpowermake]

Now i'm scared of sneezing while eating...

[N0xid]

Masochists flock to you Jory.

I don't think that's a good sign.

[hikerl]

haha....product placement.....

[2old4thatsuXx]

that was easy!

[konijnverslaafde]

dumb kids at 0:50

[nc90000]

two things:

1. flog yourself with a 6 foot length of chainmail???

2. I prefer arnold palmer half iced tea half lemonade, it's delicious

AND A THIRD THING i was just kidding about the chainmail, but i wouldn't be surprised if someone DID send in that suggestion

[pyro1324]

Ok so ONLY twisted shit and it should not be for you XD

[JTGyoyo]

lol I actually clicked the easy button on Rule 4 and 5 xD

[admiralPs]

your buttons fucked up and doesnt work :P

[spugesdu]

Jory, some of your audience are demented.

[kaichi23]

crazy ppls

[Shadownite15]

Is that a naked doll in the background?

[poo23414]

i want your gapped-tooth babies!

[xPowderBluLolipopzx]

ARIZONA TEAAA<3 :)

[blinkfan4ever]

I was drinking 7-UP when I sneezed D:

FELT. HORRIBLE.

[ProjectMATHEW]

the tea one was actually kinda funny but the others were a lil dumb....

[Marcel1103]

that was easy :D

[FroNinja]

I'm watching this video in 2 years

[watermelonpizza]

HELP!! I'm stuck in an infinite loop!! He keeps telling me to go back to rule #1 and i do but then i just repeats IT NEVER STOPS!! I've been doing this for HOURS. HELP ME!!!!!!

/end sarcasm (For those who are that stupid and actually thought i was doing this...)

[kingcrabs]

@watermelonpizza i did actually do it

[BackwardsT]

So now all we're left with is boring shit like drinking mild hot sauce and slapping rubber bands on our arm? I want to swallow a live gerbil. Why won't you let me swallow a gerbil?!?!

[Jory]

@BackwardsT you just pulled a reverse richard geere...

[Theonlyfuzzybribri]

@Jory muahahahha SERIOUSLY DONT EAT A GERBIL!

[ChuckHarrington]

@Jory Hey Jory this is Aaronh and I was just wondering if you want to be friends and I liked those Is it a good idea to microwave this videos. Also I will keep waching those videos and I will leave more comments later bye.

[zindayn]

@BackwardsT because it's not funny. isn't that a good enough reason?

[OdiousLupous]

@BackwardsT Some virgin olive oil, garlic, green peppers, thinly sliced onions and I think the gerbil could be nice.

[misstrublu90]

i felt that pain before jory...i sneezed while eating a ham sandwich... u can assume what happened ...

[kenny6251]

Hi love you show, watch it every time i get, =D

[jeremyshaw]

Hahaha - "Dan Browns' Blackboard has NOTHING on this" - nice one, Jory! You are so funny, my friend! I like you references to Rule #1, too haha - good G-d it's sad that you have to spell it out for those people. I mean, that guy stapling his hand; pooring boiling water in in your mouth - wtf? Awesome videos, Jory - keep up the great work =) 5/5 stars

[Drakinus1988]

omg.... i was getting sick when they put in the shampoo! D=>

[hopelesslyinsane]

Why do you have a naked Ken doll on your wall? Something you want to tell us, Jory? hmm?

[MILFORS98675309]

Jory, some of the kids making these videos are really young. Maybe you shouldn't be accepting videos from people under the age of 18. Seriously, you don't want to encourage kids so young doing stupid shit, right? At least until it's clear to your audience what your limits are.

[sugoipop16]

The actual reason for the "Caution: Contents Hot" is because some moron bought a coffee at McDonalds, Timmies, or some other fast food restaurant with cheap coffee, put it in their lap (while driving), burned themselves, and then SUED the company for not specifying that hot coffee was HOT (and won)

[readingbooks05]

Where did you get all of those $2 bills?

[hinro]

@readingbooks05 Obviously he is just that much of a pimp.

[henriax1]

Oh, nice video thumbnail, Jory! xD

[henriax1]

Wow... this world is full of stupid people. Who the hell would even want to staple their hands to the table? what the hell is wrong with you people?

[sugoipop16]

@henriax1 someone in my school did that for no reason other than they didn't like math class.

[DuDeRaVeSaGe]

nice

[abmt55]

why not make it rain 100s?

[mypureimagination]

I <3 you Jory :D keep making me smile

[jimmyg786]

hehehehe

[Laatta95]

is that the same room where you shot the video of the "microwaving a box of wine.. FAKE!"

[Jory]

@Laatta95 yes it is... it's also my bedroom...

[SilasCilice]

Is it sad that I recognized the Arizona tea can before you even spoke?