Niza Nightmare - Prank Phone Call Rite Aid (ITCHY PENIS) by Niza Nightmare

[ruruandbennydoo]

lo,l



[hahayoudied123]

Tell them that the exterminator tried to fumegate them, and instead that problem somehow passed on to him as well. Explain that you have bonded with the ants; that you have a symbiotic relationship with them.

[hahayoudied123]

Also tell them that you unknowingly sat down on a gijoe action figure in an upright position and it has since been lodged in your anus for the past 2 years. Say that it's gotten rusty and it hurts when the arms scrape against your insides. Lastly inform them of the childhood accident of the bread crumbs that you left on your penis and the penishole was colonized by a swarm of red fire ants immediatelly afterward.

[hahayoudied123]

Call walgreens and tell them that you see gnomes and pixies and other magical creatures frolicing in your pubes. Also tell they that every other Thursday, at 4:32pm, your curly pubes stand up straight for exactly 87 seconds and then descend back into a curly barbed wire type mess. Kinda like a blooming flower.

[erinloveschad]

wow

[jayhoodxxxx]

lol

[niza11223]

thanks bro

[kaedeedub]

haaaa.. good one.