Confessions of a Homosexual (ADULT CONTENT)

[cherrybomb20]

♥ you Zipster!

[RadicalNewBreeds]

And also priests have sex with priests-this is common practice. The Catholic Church is the Great Whore in the book of Revelation. You are not going to find God here or His love, so a perverted counterfeit takes its place. Satan wants to be like God so He imitates- the exact opposite in the earth. Jesus saves only Jesus can help all who fall into this perversion to escape it and be set free.

[MrShayneOneill]

@RadicalNewBreeds Counterpoint: God isn't real.

[johnnylifeson]

FUNNY !!!!

[MrTheBestVideoMaker]

Are you homo? cause you talk about it like all the way? just wondering...

[PuRpLeJeLLy420]

lmfao

[cicirox919]

i said may i say i asked u could have said no sir

[cicirox919]

sir my i say ur old

[Zipster08]

@cicirox919 You can say what ever you like, you're just making yourself look foolish!!

[alonzow1]

i said you should, use one of your characters to immitate the fruitcake lady..try it..

[alonzow1]

Zipster, please say something in response to my post!

[Zipster08]

@alonzow1 I don't know what your post was!!!

[WickstertheCat]

My imagination filled in the rest and I loved the flowers.

[loganthegreat]

GROW UP!

[Zipster08]

@loganthegreat Look who's talking!

[loganthegreat]

@Zipster08 I love you.

[BlakeMason2]

I think the best bits ended up on the cutting room floor ;)

[Cloe5047]

grow up!

[Zipster08]

@Cloe5047 Fuck OFF!

[Cloe5047]

Grow upp!! 

[vivianmari]

hahaha loved it! and the flowers !! Just too bad i was getting curious bout what u were wanting to say

[powerrangersteve]

Flowers made me lol at least 5 times hahaha!

[orawal]

HILARIOUS! :P

[jillaaree]

I love you Zipster! You make my day!!! Keep doin what you are doin! Don't let people hate on you!

[cybermalemk]

That was great! LOL. Kinda gives me an idea for a video (uh-ohhhh!)

[GotGab]

lol. i got an exit only sign tattoed on my hello butt

[OwrKeeng]

i thought gay people died after they were like fourty or something. oh wait thats downs syndrome

[BoynDE1]

Mabey you should have a tutorial vid for all the straights out there. lmao

[RyanXHavok]

hahahahaha love ya ZIP!

[MTLover07]

oooooooo. hey big daddy. what's your name?

[MTLover07]

The flowers slayed me, Zipster! LOL!

[KrisMTL]

Hate is a strong word.

[KrisMTL]

wow the flowers lol

[yoyoboy70]

homosexual? oh no

[Arcadiax91]

OMG LOL burst out lughing everutime the flowers showed up

[Zskillit]

LMAO... The editing of this video is sooooooooo fucking hilarious. Great job man, who cares if you're gay.

[Zipster08]

Why the hell are you here then?

[cool1of1duty]

im on it because your old, annoying, gay and retarded and i like laughing at you

[shawnyglass12]

no are u like 60 yrs old and gay wow

[LadyVLR]

That was gay - in both the "homosexual" and "delightfully happy" ways! :) LOL

[toadlytadpole]

You stick it where? hehe

[sangreal2999]

HHAAhahahahaha awesome

[Honest2410]

hilarious luv this vid lol jodie x

[wilmil7545]

id like to see the unedited version of this. i bet its really insightful. and by insightful, i mean hilarious!

[Cozamonkey]

so cool!!! msg me! O

[IndyMoon777]

We don't care if you're homosexual, Zipster! You could strip stark naked & run down the street with nothing but a rubber glove on your head, yelling, "HI! I'm a squid!". We'd love ya' anyway!!

[nbboi1]

OMG, you went there!!! That was funny!!!

[Zipster08]

Lighten up!!

[ishomeless]

Yay!

[lotusfae]

One of the best videos on youtube, right here. :)

[LeonSKennedy828]

I wish I could see the whole thing =P

[rachiecuddle]

hahahaa lol i almost pissed myself toooo funny

[pjm716]

That kinda creeped me out, Zipster is amazing and idc that he is gay, but i realy don't wanna know all that...

[MyPinkRainbow]

hi there you can watch that movie passion ofthe christ, my lord there is so much s & m in it i almost fell out of the seat , wish i could have some of the floggers that they used gee they were amazing ,

[juliawuvzoo]

Hahaha you are a diamond, an absolute diamond.

[Femalecommaman]

I laughed so hard I lost track after "I have an EXIT ONLY sign tattooed over my, hello, butt" THAT WAS ONE OF YOUR FUNNIEST EVER, Zipster!

"Oh my God are you done yet or what?" A SCREAM!

[00Enid00]

that was honestly hilarous! one of your best!

[Aprildew]

you know better..the unedited version should be on your account on xtube! (laughing cuz I KNOW it's an imposter Zipster account)

[Timberwolf460]

oh man Zip this one made me laugh my ass off, I have tears honestly.  Don't ever stop posting! :-P

[phdseuss]

ty zipster...if it werent 4 you BN as comical as U are & yourself I probabaly would have been cryin a tear or 2 while observing the flowers (my late fiancee was N2 gardening. he passed away a few months ago) & just the sight of them made me think of him. While watchin this i didnt know whether 2 laugh or cry but because of U (of course) I end up smiling instead : ) Thanks!!!

[GnomeyHead]

Omg that was soooo funny!!!

[ozmart1]

That was cool but one thing do you have teeth or not?

[shmuffincake]

I guess I'm not old enough, but I really enjoy listening to you (: And the flowers added a nice touch.

[Zipster08]

Ha ha...thanks!

[indycat47]

Nice flowers.. n/i what you're talking about in between. LOL

[ukechi]

Lmao. I would pay good money to see the unedited stuff. Ohhh you make me laugh so much, you just made my night...you are such a fun person to watch, thank you for being wonderful

[aljazeri]

Hey Zippy, try to entertain us! Just trying to give you some tips on video making.

[Zipster08]

Why would I take advice from someone who has YET to make a video let alone get anyone to watch it??

[aljazeri]

I watch videos and comment on their quality. please impress.

[starangel5205]

This is great!

[desala2007]

Damn it.

My nosy meter is off the charts, I have to see the full cut!

Love you anyway!

[jacketeer]

--yet here it is, on youtube!

holy crap, the flowers really make this one. the interspersing of them is just hilarious.

[DolcezzaVT]

Oh you are adoreable! I would like to hear the "unflowered" edition - I'm sure it would be educational! :)~

[LeSaMilano]

I'm so offended by those flowers!!! Obscene!!!

hehehehe

[MyPinkRainbow]

the flowers r beautiful, i like the white ones the best lilies right?

[Zipster08]

Those were orchids...and yeah, they're really pretty and disguise the fact that this video was about blow jobs!

[totheduals]

this guy is fucked. I want my 2min back. Wack job. Go get a job and real life you red neck hillbilly.

[siobhanolivia]

Zipsterrrrrr!!! Now I'm curious to hear the rest of it!! Not fairrr!

[exchhc]

oh, i just love this guy!!

[childre24]

LMAO with the cuts to the flowers and the jaw comment!! LOLOL Good one, thanks for the laugh!!

[Zipster08]

Thanks for the comment!! ;-)

[fehquig]

Those flowers are so objectionable, not to mention GAY. Where's the REAL story? I look at your channel for dirt, trash, glamor, music,

and most of all, my heroine, IDA!!! I don't want no frikken horticulture review... :)

[EmpressG1973]

Funny vid. Totally random, but I loved it.

[jonnyrobinson1]

I love flowers. WoW, I must be a homosexual too. I learn something new about myself every day.

[berzerkeley]

ROFL.

[Imasuzi73]

funny with the flowers :)

Thanks

[1938superman]

Unedited version available for $15.95 at 1938superman. com lol

[Zipster08]

YouTube is how I make my living. I LOVE doing videos. Would you prefer seeing me working some meaningless job for the "last years" of my life? Yeah, that's not going to happen!!

[TheYuggernaut]

You are a genuine homosexual.

And by that I mean you aren't a conceded, arrogant asshole.

Much like the rest that I know.

I'm subscribing.

[visiyesthatone]

This is what happens when you drink and vlog. I admit, I'm guilty of doing that myself-it's how my parents know I'm doing well.

I'm glad your friend advised you to edit the morning after. Good fun.

[the7thwreck]

you make me smile

[ItalianStallionette]

I think this is one of my favorite videos of yours. This is just WAY too hilarious! There was an S & M place in SF that would duplicate the crucifiction of Jesus. Yeah... that's way too out there for me... Body bags? hahahahah

[kcnightops]

ZIP you kill you me as always

[blabadiblabla]

More power to ya... a ya, i'm a lezbo and my mom's a born againer so I know how it is. Thanks for taking a stand and having courage. I for one appreciate it. :o]

[HeLuvsMeMore]

"Helloooo, butt!" LMAO!  Loved that line! Right up there with "my jaw...point that at someone else!" Hahahahhahah!

[MattieCooper]

Wow! Good Job Zipster! You taught them a few things! :0)

[ReallyRick]

Zipster is a TOP only! HIGH FIVE!

[no1funkydiva]

I'm in tears! I'm at work, on my lunch break, and my co-workers think I'm nuts!

This video just tickled me!

5*s (as always), and an instant favorite! Thank you Zipster! I REALLY needed a good laugh. (ugh! I work customer service, and ALL of the stupid people are calling me today!)

[Zipster08]

I'm glad I made you smile!!

[DheeLocke]

XDXD that was great! the flowers were a nice touch . . .

>>rando

[MamboDogFaceOne]

Ha ha ha!!! LOL! Tee hee... LOLZ! grins...

EDIT EDIT EDIT

NOW I want the outtakes version!

[saintfletcher]

You know, at the last presidential elections, I got lock jaw in shock. It happens if I eat an orange or if something is in my mouth for too long. Anyway, I went to casualty and a my open mouth's dribbling. Aar aar arr arr arr. I wrote it down. They took me into the operating room and were about to do an operation when it clicked back. Thank Christ for that. I would not give good head. Blessings +++The Saint+++

[sanmoifnuck]

i dont get it...

[Zipster08]

Are you serious? It's SO obvious!

[sethmanson]

Haha, i know what you are talking about in this video, aaaaand i agree with you. HAHA.

[elurah]

haha this was the best thing ever :o)

[Jardinami]

Is that what they have at Dan Schantz right now? I so want to go there! Think Spring, think Spring...boy are you gonna get hits with this one!

[matereymate]

eww you're gay? xD

[479Lucy]

so, the flowers are objectionable to 18 year old homophobes? lol

[meatpuppet]

Hey those flowers were really suggestive...

[gymer15]

never gave it much thought when i watched your vids, now i will. Your an adult and can do whatever you want, you seem like a nice person.

[paul2641]

i want 2 no wha u were saying when we looking at the perty flowers

[englishpuzzle]

Hetero female tip..you can count ceiling tile until it is over

[PrincessDiana161]

OOoooo lookie at the purty flowers!

[wisemanthree]

LOL this cracked me up totally. loved it zip, remember to say whatever you want, it doesnt matter! :)

[tubeeorrnottubee]

GORgeous FLOWers!!! ;)

..I was FLOORed when I first came on the internet and found how many.. too many to even BEGIN to count, outRAGEous, outLANDish FETishes there are.. or WERE THEN!! In the 10-some years that I've been familiar with the net, it amazes me how many things are out there that people, {I hOpe no one I know!}, ARE IN to! OY!:-{

[mikma]

mikma was here

[littlequeen64]

"Sometimes my jaw gets sore".That happens whether you are gay or straight though.Lotta work,lets face it.Yea,and the latex suffocation bed things,WHY?I just about have a panic attack driving through a tunnel,please!To each his own i guess.(?)Luv ya

[ukulelerocker]

LOL

[distorteddogma]

This is like your, "My life isn't controversial enough" video. I really like you Zipster, you bring subjects to YouTube that need a little airing. But sometimes...

Be Well.

[analcarbomb]

Never watched your vids before, but this was pretty funny.

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[Zipster08]

You damn right!

[nightladymagic]

lol that was great

[xpityparteex]

first time commenter. freaking loved it. good for you.

[Zipster08]

Thanks! I appreciate the comment!!

[ysabellabravetalk]

5 stars, hilarious

[Zipster08]

Thanks, honey!!

[ndbrendo]

hahaha.... where do you expect me to put that?....my jaw is sore!....hahaha, I totally get it. I wish you would post the unedited version with a 'gay only' password or something, too funny!

[RyanRobertJ]

Hilarious video! I've been getting back into you the last month or so, I was probably one of the first few hundred 'prescribers'. Good to see you haven't changed who you are :) And I am totally with you on the sore jaw thing... and when they get thrusty.. ahem, what am i even talking about?

[Zipster08]

Good to "see" you again!!!

[blubutterfly07]

okay now i wanna see it uncut

[SeraphChild]

TMJ + BJ = owies. I totally hear you on this one, Zip.

[xenafairy3]

brilliant!

[matt5413]

LOL now I REALLLLY want to see the uncut version!

maybe you should put it on xtube??

[Shadwkat69]

zip contriversial? Gasp *laughs* You so silly zip I luvs you...Pretty flowers those orchids are beautyful! *rotflmao * have you been stalking me cuz everything you said sounds oddly familair to me!! *BLUSH* LMAO!! BAI!!!!

[insidethemusicbox11]

baaahahaha! you're awesome for posting this!

[GroceryBag]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA........ That was.... the greatest thing of my life.

My jaw is sore too. From laughing so much. ^_^

[sukatra]

I've had many of those own thoughts myself.

[lsbigbro11]

That was great Zip, but now I wanna see the whole thing! =P

[titanflower]

I love you and I love this video!!!!! It put a smile on my face today! You're the bet!!!!!

Love ya!

[skooterx]

OMG.... I can't believe you would put flowers in that video. They are what made the damn video objectionable. Come on Zip!!!!

[TracyInsomiac]

Umm...yeah, Some guys get a little greedy...a true gentleman will take into account things like jaw pain and...um...breathing....

[stylistbrighton]

haha excellent. i am glad you posted it. Lovely flowers. x

[JCoreyball2]

LMAO that was funny!

[gijoedaisy]

Oooh, tulips!

[sweetcharade518]

rofl!

[bohogirl1]

i don'tknow if it was a good or bad thing that most of the video was edited out. guess i will never know.

[tinydancer22233333]

I WANNA SEE THE WHOLE THING ahhahahaha it was so funny I LOVE U ZIP MORE THAN LIFE<3 =D

[AnnyaMoon]

I didnt hear a thing you said I was distracted by the beautiful flowers. ;) lol

[Fiolex78]

this was retarded,...and i......?.....yeah...i dunno...speechless....at a loss for words...uhh.. I ...I just don't know. I'm not sure I Understand. How did this happen?

Word.

[artifeks]

LOVED IT.

[catsiekiitty]

the flowers were a bit distracting, zipster.. but the video wasnt as bad as you think.

much love

-C

[claytonwiskur]

yo zipster u make me cry man u remind me of my grandpa i lost

[aurayon]

LOL, make another video with the same topic!

[Sandguy99]

This was one of your best! Loved the effect of the flowers and the score.

[missdivinestalls]

This is one of my favoite vids from you. TOO FUNNY!! 5 stars.

[acsims1]

This applies to women as well! hahahha great

[niteboy82]

LMAO! The flower scenes were wonderful! :P

[rinygrin]

LMAO!

That video inspired me to actually *think* of doing vlogs!

Keep up the greatness!

[FastStudio]

Stupid old gay ;))

[Zipster08]

Stupid BIGOT!

[mad7o7]

lol flowers

[OhCurt]

LMAO

[AmyRoseXOXOXO]

Are you almost done or what!LMAO!!XOXO

[SEXYgayIOWAboy]

i like body bags........ :-\

[Sinny42089]

LOL! My jaw gets sore a lot too! From eating candy I mean, yeah...candy!