Funny Jew Inventions

[roeey2010]

we the best !!! jewishes rules !

[pioneertothefall]

I want that ruler thing!!!!

[wolfondhizzie]

For all you people saying fuck jews 2 things.

First, why fuck a religion and not the people themselves? I'm pretty sure not everybody in the Jewish religion is bad, like not every black person is poor, or not every catholic priest is a rapist.

2nd to all you people saying "free palestine" tell me. If the Jewish people did give back Palestine would your people back off from terrorizing every other country? If Muslims drop their weapons there is peace. If Israel then there will be no more Israel.

[BoboShitDotcom]

I don't understand, why peoples are so mean with jews? anyone can explain??

[iambehindthemirror]

Some inventions are funny, other not so.

[MenechemShaul]

Kippa comb, there a million dollar invention! Kiddush fork is even better!

[MenechemShaul]

Kippa comb, there a million dollar invention!

[KevinRCFree28]

Very funny,but if you're asking me,the funniest Jew on the earth is "Ori Hezkia"

[themusicking333]

omg il the last thing with the star of dAVID

[themusicking333]

omg il the last thing with the star of dAVID

[paulusman92]

Hahahahaha I want the thing with the rulers xD

[shadowhawk47]

i <3 jews

[yitzchak13]

smart

[lordskyller]

Hahahah, those crazy jews :D

[iddo12233]

I'm jewish and I find this video very funny!

[aboriginallove]

thisis fucking amazing.

[sweetzionist93]

lol i want that magen david ruler too!!!! =) love u guys ;)

[barnubia444]

Good funny!!!

[backwoodsgps]

really good magic

[ussoldiersm316]

1:33 to 1:38 sounded like he was trying to "hack" a loogie

[moishiesilbermintz]

This guy performed at my Bar Mitzvah, and he was the star of the show.

You can reach him at FRUMCOMEDY at GMAIL dot COM.

He does a CLEAN family show that's hilarious.

[GanjaClaus]

#LOL

[justifiedArrogance]

Gimme that Kugel HAHAHAHAHAHAH =D =D

[Regenbogen3580]

The man really has ideas I like the siddur part with the page numbers.I got lost in Synagogue finding the right page numbers on a Erev Shabbat

[oglow100]

lmao

[themarxmarvelous]

Well he's a regular Charrot Top. Get it?  Eh?

[zsupersaiyan]

Lol, the first one :P

[ashtrayday]

wow! that's so funny

[maplepop]

omg the last one is so awesome!!!!!!@#$%^&*()_

[ihaveseenyounaked]

lol at the mirror:P

[Sweden80Here]

Here's my son Sushi ! He is Yoish !

[schizophrenicization]

Thanks, Jonny Boy 96, for keeping the comments clean :-)

On a side note..

I think these are hilarious. And some are useful, too ;-)

That Star of David ruler thing is amazing ^.^

[AllianceX324]

jesus could have multiplied that bread.

[hamzyboy]

nice

[NavinJohnson90]

Should've called it a challah-gram.

[barfridman]

lol

[123rickross]

Damn I need thoes

[engieDude]

Shalom, I love Jewish inventions. Jewish Engineering rocks!

SHALOM!

[narutofan9tf]

Jews are awesome, God's son is Jewish, also Catholic, Budist, Muslim, etc. We are God's children, lol

[thebestofsopherboys]

I met Elon Gold in Arizona

[wrldeye12]

absolutely hilarious, ty

[ikmal017]

lol sush ie!

[headshottev]

this guy IS Leno. he's the only reason I watched Leno, for the opening jokes and skits. Yet I've never seen him on camera.

[Eym174]

lololol

[moshepipick]

I think this guy is hilarious!

You can hire him to perform at your Annual Dinner, Bar Mitzvah, or other Simcha by contacting FRUMCOMEDY at GMAIL .

(NOTE: I can't be objective - I'm closely related to him.)

[Ariminua]

lol that was so funny!

[saskpilsner]

lol i didnt see that coming with the rulers, great!!!!

[ahherrr]

This is hilarious! I need one of those mirrors, there is never enough challah! Shalom!

[alek100]

whats challah

.

[moshepipick]

Personally, I think this guy is hilarious!

I've heard you can hire him to perform at your Annual Dinner, Bar Mitzvah, or other Simcha by contacting FRUMCOMEDY % GMAIL .

[Blanz520]

I want one of those ruler jew stars, they looked pretty epic

[brainjesus]

oy vey

[gorilamunch]

rofl this is so jewish it made me laugh

[jonnyboy96]

Any bad comments will be removed so you can wast your time

[yankonthis]

and you still keep replying so you are still an idiot

[amerikanits]

i loved the ruler

[MeafLoafJr]

my favorite too...Gotta love portable stars...the one on my neck is just too small, no one can read it.

[dynamicDAVE519]

haha

[nomorepushingusdown]

Very funny. This guy is so creative. What's with the antisemitic stuff folks???

[nomorepushingusdown]

Obviously, someone stole your brain. Have you ever heard of Google? Try it sometime when you're not thinking up these amazing witicisms. (No, I'm not going to look that one up for you) I'd recommend a book, but I'm certain you wouldn't know what to do with it except use if for a doorstop. GFY

[moshepipick]

This guy is hilarious!

I've heard you can hire him to perform at your Annual Dinner, Bar Mitzvah, or other Simcha by contacting FRUMCOMEDY % GMAIL .

He was at my Bar Mitzvah - and he was the star.

[Aveningman]

so i can comb myself without taking it out" LOL

[EMOdisney]

this video is too funny

[pancakeslovers]

oh my good!!!!!!! that was too funny!!!!!!! made me cry from laughter!!!

"ashlee... just joking, no aslee" haha

[straikasx]

lol :D hilarious

[chikitabowow]

haha awesome! xD

[Badergader]

freaking hilarious

[xxxScepterxxx]

That one with the ruler was awesome!

[chandelierlife]

Five JEWISH stars.

ahehehehehehehe.

[jburger811]

wow this video is awesome, 5 stars!!!!!!

[valleytorah]

'second in command'? Check the ratings - Jay has been way ahead of Letterman for over ten years.

[valleytorah]

this guy rocks!!!

there should be more jews in comedy

[OktoberSunset]

The pop up star of david was totally hilarious.

[celtic9keane]

bread one was kinda stupid...but good other than that...

[racelinemax]

Hahaha... very funny..

[RITZBURY]

someone explain how to make his star ruler!!!! i need one

[ylandes]

he threw the "prayer book" on the floor...

[funnyfrumbirth]

the "prayer book" in the video was not an actual prayer book, it was a prop book made to look like a prayer book. Marvin would never throw a real siddur on the floor.

[ylandes]

that's a good thing. i knew it couldn't be real.

[spottysocks14]

rofl

[ketzelface]

very amusing

[AmbientWarrior]

lol Love those!

[BowieLovinJew]

where could i purchase the Magen David Ruler Set??? lol funny schtick :)

[daMasta21slam]

really funny

[111ryryalex111]

lol