Identity Crisis (30 Second Spot)

[0fjune]

These handcrafted artsy soaps are beautiful, creative and easily fits in with bathroom theme. Who wants plain boring Ivory? You ended up fooling yourself with these commercials

[soapboss]

I agree with @mrmojoman4! This showcases the creativity and beauty behind handcrafted soap!!! Who wants boring when you can have beautiful???

[jennifer171986]

i didnt know there were soaps shaped like bacon!!! i need those for my bacon theme bathroom!

[wiska6]

0:18 :D TASTY SOAP!

0:07 :O not sure what to say

[xxmeloncholicxx]

O SOAP! I LOVE SOAP.....leaves you feeling tingly!!

[mrmojoman4]

i swear this is a larger advertisement for those awesome creative soaps.

[corgicute]

EGGS AND BACON SOAP!!!!!

Why am I here... I don't care about SOAP

[lappinlover]

i always feel sorry for the soap when it shape dies tho...

[FredFigglehornFever]

How Did I Get Here?:O?

[thinkyization]

Play me some delicious saxaphone muzak! I love you're buttered corn ad, Fabio. It gets me everytime. Curtis Flynn (our son thet used to go to eastfield global magnet school) loves watching them. later, sweetie!

[Kenblu24]

Ivory would HATE the soap that Vat19 has. 

[WeAreSquishies]

thumbs up if ur fave was all the food



[usacasinosonline]

this is your brain on drugs

[loveislovepeaceis]

fuck that i want awesome brain soap

[koalabear07100]

How did I get from watching cooking videos to soap?

[daBASICpincess123]

omg hell no ivory is dry as fuck.

[greenfish13]

wait they make soap look like bacon? dude thats like epic and shit

[ttrompeter11]

@xrosepetals

Must be hungry!!

[goobergiri]

i came here from a makeup tutorial???why am i here?

[Wrio619]

Wonder if the voca people did the song? :U



[D0wnWithTheSickn3ss]

Thumbs up if you'd rather have the cute yummy smelling soap!

[Lomns]

Cute bars of soap.

[godsword4u1]

Cheating!!! The name of this video was changed!!! When I first view it!!! It was called pure and clean!!!!

[miklitov23]

Fail advertising because now I don't feel like getting ivory I feel like getting a butter on corn soap.

[janetandward]

Store bought soap like Ivory is robbed of all it's glycerin and filled with synthetic chemicals, animal bi-products & detergents that dry and age skin. It's probably about the furthest from real soap you can get. For real, all natural soap look for unscented or those scented with essential oils and you'll ALWAYS get your glycerin with no detergents or synthetics!

[lilli12123]

my favorite one was at 0:20

[Parawh0r3s]

This makes me wanna go wash my hands

o_o

[LIMEblueness]

i want the hedghog x]

[LittoBUbbo]

lol I think this advertisement failed at the message... now people want weird lookin soap

[graciegirl2222]

did i just watch a video about soup? like this if you think its rediculus

[02chevyguy]

@graciegirl2222 Uh..it was soap...Ivory soap at that.

[bodaciousbetsy]

@graciegirl2222 your spelling is ridiculous

[Katlynrose123]

i want the corn, bacon, or poripine one. Screw normal soap.

[blubberychiknnuggetz]

FUCK i came because I thought it was a toaster waffle commercial...

[dahbhossashley]

hahaha funny!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[MurdochMaxwellHarris]

OH YES BACON SOAP



[TheBesties30]

at 0:19 something drips down the wall.

[xrosepetals]

Wow I thought it was corn & butter from the thumbnail ;x

[MegaLily2001]

hahahahahahahahaha i love the corn soap i need some i have a sore troat and stuffy nose:(

[mmbestfriends]

I don't like ivory soap... :\ I only use snowcake from lush!

[LUVable1500]

ummm no i think its 33 sec not 30

[MizzBurrito]

Modern Warfare 3 brought me here… O.O

[mizzcool24]

I wnt the bacon & egg soap & the corn soap :D !

[FionaWest]

Ivory soap has always smelled like dirty ass to me

[Nicolle0sakura]

I love this soap Ivory is the best i recommend it if you have pimples...

[TheDarkness989]

LIES!!! it said 30 SECONDS..... WRONG it was 33 seconds!

[HiAznHello]

@TheDarkness989 oh shut up...

[kLuMzee808]

thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb choo chooooo

[ninaeld]

Wow, it looks like the handmade soap revolution is quietly making some detergent-based cleansing bars manufacturers nervous. Real, actual soap is marvelous. It doesn't matter what shape or color it is as long as it's real :)

[girlygirlmommy1]

I'm sure handmade soaps are WAY better for your skin than manufactured soaps...or am I wrong? At least you know what your putting in them! And I want the popsicle soap LOL :)

[kyarose]

Oh how funny! P&G is trying to rag on soapcrafters. Well guess what folks? Hand crafted, cold processed soaps contain GLYCERIN and don't strip away your skin's natural oils the way commercial soaps, even Ivory, do. P&G removes the glycerin from their soaps and has sold it away since the 1940's. P&G profits and your skin suffers. Buy REAL, cold-processed soaps from knowledgeable crafters and see the difference in your skin!!

[MyWebsite2006]

If they made those shapes I would BUY THEM. I WANT THE CORN ON THE COB!

[ChristinaChao]

i love the smell of the original ivory bar!! im addicted to it and no other bar soap can compare! 

[FrenchieMeister]

Brain soaps would be awesome.

[kopradya]

This song sounds like something from Glee :P

[crazymo6200]

@kopradya they use this music in glee when the characters do voice-overs sometimes

[ambertreeleaves]

@kopradya aww dang it! it totally does! but why does every a cappella have to remind people of glee. . . .

[Pinkie3411]

@kopradya it is lol

[MariaLynnBanaszak]

@kopradya no something for a mario game.

[ranybabe]

which is the soap the corn or butter @11?

[BleedingEyeDisturbed]

I'd rather have a soap of beauty than a beauty bar! And, most of those soaps are crafted with fine and nourishing ingredients just as much as Ivory. Sorry, Ivory, but you just made want the opposite of what you suggested. ;)

[sandstoneangel74]

Hey come check out my channel for beauty videos!!

[eledinsky101]

sound like glee...

[pit808545]

@eledinsky101 Exactly what i thought.

[FunnyCats582]

i like them except i wouldn't buy them because after only a few times of using them, they would all turn into unidentifiable lumps. :(

[D0wnWithTheSickn3ss]

ivory smells like shit :(

[megamiteexplosion]

ooo kaaayy....

[divia1717]

i would so love to have the hedgehog soap!!!

[Sunshinecutie25]

idk about you but I rather have a super cute good smelling soap then a boring one

[HollaBackKid11]

If my mom left the soap at 0:12 in the bathroom, I would try to eat it.

[cutiepuff31692]

Lol anyone see the recommended vids?

[suze2012]

cute. I love ivory.

[Matt00851]

i like the brain and phone soap

[stellar615]

i love that corn one! so cute!

[xCandyRazorzx]

I love the bacon and egg one xD

[nightlight12340]

And what do you think all these huge businesses started as?

[wojiaotori]

@pakopakopako333 Haha, how can you compare soap with an entire group of people?

[1126moreno]

WASTED 33 seconds, i can never get bacc!

#WTH!

[Alexiablack101]

wtf??



[Gracelovestodance]

I clicked on an albino video or something like that and it came to this, I was like... O.o Wuhhhh??

[KatValentine85]

Really? I was excited about the cool shaped soap....

[vipsince95]

Where's 32 seconds?

[Plexipeanut54]

Is this the music from Glee?

[PhoenixBaby96]

lol it's actually a 33 second spot :)

[coneyandapop]

Where can I buy the cooler soap?

[KatValentine85]

@coneyandapop Haha. This commercial makes me want to buy sculpted soap like that. It's really cute!

[MissIzzyProductions]

how did i get here from watching marching band videos?

[gazebogrrl]

I like the soap that's shaped like a corn with a pat of butter on it! I love Ivory Soap, it's the only soap I can use that doesn't make my skin itch.

[ladybaillio]

Jealous of my fancy cool soaps?



[harajukugirlloveandG]

like this if you would rather get one of the cool looking soaps!

[JESSE8500BOI]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS FUCKEY SUPPOSE TO POINT OUT ANYWAY, if i wanted some muthafucken soap , i dont have to spend 33 seconds looking at soap, i just go to the store and smell the god damn soap and spend like 2 dollars, then i watch this.

[TheNolo73]

You stopped being soap Ivory a while ago. I can't get lather from your bars at all anymore. Pure crap,same money.

[Stinkydancersoaps]

This is the reason I make soap...Ivory is crap.

[nuclearcosmos23]

i want the brain soap

[Dakukobura]

I thought this was some hippy talking about replacing your "harmful and unnatural" soap with corn XD

[shirye]

id like to stick that corn up my corn hole

[Matt00851]

@shirye your a sick fuck

[shirye]

@Matt00851

ur mum

[Matt00851]

@shirye right. im not the one that loves shove soap up their ass

[shirye]

@Matt00851

no u

[Matt00851]

@shirye what? go shove soap up your ass and leave me alone. im done with you

[shirye]

@Matt00851

ur fat

[Matt00851]

@shirye wow is that suppose to hurt me or something? cause it dont. now go shove soap up your ass while ur daddy licks it

[trolledandowned]

@Matt00851

You're feeding him

[shirye]

@Matt00851

U mad?

[LoveIsTheCure98]

lol this is hilarious! I have never seen so many different "soap" shapes!

[MegaSexyLlama]

Lol @ the comments ;P

[Cheshiable]

I was watching glee and this came on during the commercial break and i thought it was back...but it was just about soap. *sighs*

[iFdesignstudios]

This is sad, because they can't compete they discredit smaller artisan soap makers. As long as it cleans ya up does it matter what it looks like? For Shame Ivory.

[lovelemonade20]

fancy soaps!!!!!!

[MusicForTheHeart123]

Why did I click on this?

[ThatsJustLardy]

this backfired. totes m-goats.

[theosmama]

Marketing fail! I want some brains soap...

[nakedhoboproductions]

Thanks for making me want cool looking soap.

[GeorgeofGeorgeGeorge]

I clicked this video because of the corn.

[IndianaKoopa1]

It sounds like Dukem Nukem Dukem Nukem Dukem Nukem Dukem Nukem

[geeksdreamgirl]

I love buying my soap from small businesses that use natural, vegan ingredients. Besides, if I buy Ivory soap, I make a millionaire just a teensy bit richer. If I buy soap from a small business, I'm helping them pay their mortgage.

[gojiro42]

All this makes me want to do is buy the cool-looking soaps. Marketing fail.

[cfxrench]

NO ONE WANTS YOUR BORING SOAP!!!!!!

[cfxrench]

WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT HAVING COOL SHAPED SOAP?!?!?!

[Vennyxful]

I love how this commercial makes everyone want to get those awesome soaps as opposed to boring white bars.

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!! 8D

[slimboni12356]

and here i was thinking that my video would start soon after the videos until i realized that the video was the ad

[lilpumpkinhead99]

why am i watching this?

[sabird1]

So they're not selling brain shaped soaps...?

[ChocolateAndMaxiPads]

that corn looked so good...

[lilcupcake10]

What is the song at the end??? Plz awnser!!

[SuperMasony]

@lilcupcake10 ivory song its theirs

[epicbeastyboy2121]

I HAVE TO GET THE EGGS AND BACON

[drksktdrk]

Not sure why i clicked on this video.

[JianLong1833]

who else thought of glee when they heard this?????

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

Those novelty soaps are usu. handcrafted/homemade and have more natural ingredients than Ivory, plus they're more fun to look at and smell anyway

[Redwhiteblue8]

my favorite is the owl soap. 0:15

[crazyaphla]

brainzzzzzz

[muthafuckindevilsson]

The brain soap would be perfect for Halloween

[potctk]

being as imature as I am, i want a bar of soap that is the shape of a dick, and is white so whe you rub it on you it bubbles and stuff and looks like its cumming on you LOL THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY, but like i said, im just an imature person :O

[misstique08]

@potctk

that's like too much information.

[potctk]

@misstique08 no i wasn't :P

[misstique08]

@potctk

;-)) I know you were being hilarious...believe it or not if someone made that it probably would be a best seller.

[potctk]

@misstique08 It so would be...

[june02494]

i get the soap. but then its too pretty. so i use liquid soap.

[SuperBluestar5]

i want the corn >:D

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

@SuperBluestar5 With the pat of butter, it looked like the most realistic soap :D

[xCandyRazorzx]

Where can i buy those ? I want the bacon and egg xD

[emmygerard]

The ivory soaps are creepier because they move on their own and congregate into stacks.

[RubberToadstools]

@emmygerard It' alive! It's Alive!!!!!!

[geekwithsoul]

I wonder how soon until Ivory realizes this ad just makes more people want cool, handmade natural soaps in cool shapes than mass produced blocks of blah?

[HowYouLikeThemApplez]

The shaped soaps are cool and all but it sucks when it loses its shape... :\

[Chan4Crafts]

this is so cute. I enjoyed the video

[OpticalKiwi]

sounds like glee music

[misstique08]

I want that corn on the cob with butter soap

[PortalFanPage]

Minecraft brought me here... WTF???

[graffiticandy]

@PortalFanPage haha me to

[nae1543]

what song is this?

[kainniak1]

man if i could get like 100 bars of soap for like 200 to -250 and it was some i personalized id get that some soap company should work on that nd give me a job makin it ofr such an awsome fucking idea

[MonaRocks09]

wtf is this

[FrizzyKrissy]

@MrSgtTaters Haha, I know, I know. But it's just been one of those days where the little things that probably don't matter are a bit more annoying than usual. I'm sure you understand.

[KidDexxSwagAcad]

@FrizzyKrissy hate those days... just remember your special! and i love you ;D

[FrizzyKrissy]

Soap stops becoming soap when they stop using natural products. If they start using synthetic materials, then it's considered a detergent (look it up). And, honestly, I think I'd rather not use soap that uses beef tallow (which yours does). The shape has nothing to do with the product except possibly make it more interesting. I guess the real question is "At what point does other soap become more interesting than our soap?"

[MrSgtTaters]

@FrizzyKrissy youre lookin way too far int this. its just soap

[ska0tahirany]

@FrizzyKrissy and at what point does some1 stop taking measly things up the ass?

[seth570123]

@FrizzyKrissy Two-Part Comment Opportunity! - Part 1 - I would have liked your comment if you would have left it at: "Soap stops becoming soap when they stop using natural products. If they start using synthetic materials, then it's considered a detergent (look it up)."

Personally, I'd prefer a plain and simple bar of soap... because soap isn't a decoration, it's a tool... I don't think a crazily shaped bar of soap makes it any more interesting, unless its' shape helps it clean better...

[FrizzyKrissy]

@seth570123 -Part 2- And the beef tallow thing is more of a personal pet peeve of mine than anything. (I don't don't eat red meat, so I'd prefer not to use it for washing either.) I know animal fat has been used to make soaps for as long as soaps been around, but we've come to an age where we can make soaps out of plant glycerin, so people like myself don't have to use animal based soaps.

[seth570123]

@FrizzyKrissy Part 1... Well, I don't think small business owners are too concerned about selling soap itself. I think their main concern is selling their soap at a higher price for the "novelty" they put into it. If they were concerned about making good soap they'd probably focus more on their soaps' chemistry than on its' shape (it's a wast of time and money in my opinion). I had figured your bit with the beef tallow, and personally I'd rather use plant based soap myself as well.

[seth570123]

@FrizzyKrissy Part 2... If small businesses wanted to get a jump on making plant-based soap, cut the "Artisan" bullshit, and actually make a decent, use-oriented, and effective product, than that would be something I could stand behind. But they don't. All of the small business/ Artisan soaps I've happend to have tried are far too perfumed, hard to handle due to their annoying shapes, and are therefor too annoying for you to notice if they actually even cleaned you any better in the first place.

[FrizzyKrissy]

@seth570123 Part 1... I understand what you mean about reusing the beef tallow instead of just wasting it while people still consume animals and I do agree it's a good idea while it's still needed, but like I said before, I think it's more of a personal pet peeve than anything else. And I've never had any problem with small businesses ingredients. If anything, I feel like, more often than not, they focus quite a lot on the soaps chemistry and how things will effect your skin.

[seth570123]

@FrizzyKrissy The ever shameful Part 3... But like I had said, I understand and agree with you on the whole beef tallow bit, but for the masses who don't care what they eat or wash their bodies with, I don't think it's a bad idea to use it so long as it's around, it being both result and cost effective, while also re-using what would other wise be thrown out.

[FrizzyKrissy]

@seth570123 I DO agree that they often use quite a lot of scents, but that's never bothered me and, personally, I like scented soaps, but even if you don't, they usually make atleast one unscented item. And I never had a problem with the shape getting in the way for cleaning. Especially if I just wrap it in a facecloth and use that to wash, but I can see why it would be cumbersome to some. Also, I'd like to thank you for the polite, intellegent debate, It's a nice change of pace for youtube!

[seth570123]

@FrizzyKrissy @FrizzyKrissy Part 2 - In terms of beef tallow: You need a fatty acid to make soap... Soap has been made using fat of numerous different kinds of animals all throughout its' history, with good cause: Why not use what would otherwise be wasted?