My Inner Life Pt. 42

[IWishIWereAnEmoKid]

That was the best ending that could have ever happened. Ever.

[masterplusmargarita]

Ah. It's over. The nightmare is over. Kinda sad, really.

Also, the ending was so awesome that I know consider it cannon. As Inner Life cannon. I refuse to believe that Inner Life as based on Zelda. It has as much relation with it as My Immortal has with Harry Potter: A few names of people and locations are the same.

[Kristiekins2]

Seriously, all I know about Link Jr. is that he's good at math and cute. I think. Maybe.

[RandomCommenterful]

@Kristiekins2 Don't forget that he's the SPESHUL son of Link and Jenna.

[liamisultimate7788]

I seriously started loaughing so hard at the end scene i was crying!

[Tareltonlives]

Mikado FTW

Here's something I noticed-the baby never cried once in the entire story.

And what happened to the first kid? She wrote One-dimensional sex doll Jr. out of the story.

That was a great ending and a great reading.

[nicolebmoviesFTW]

LOL! Was that a Battle Royale reference at the start? That music, the fact that there were 42 students, and that most people would rather be put in that survival game than have to read this fic? XD

[manwithoutabody]

@nicolebmoviesFTW Nope. I've never read or seen Battle Royale, and I know almost nothing about it.

[nicolebmoviesFTW]

@manwithoutabody Seriously? LOL! I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but if not, that's a huge and awesome coincidence. The music you played at the start is the same music that plays at the start of the movie, and there are 42 students featured.

Oh, and that bit at the end with The Princess Bride almost made me piss myself with laughter.

[StephanieAl16]

But...but...how did she shake Link's shoulders with both hands while she was holding the kid? Aaaaargh. It is only the brilliant hamminess of your reading that has made this nonsense remotely bearable. Well done!

[NarutoXNani]

Yay Princess Bride!

[AdorableWolfTengu]

Did I hear the terminator theme being wah'd?

[Sapientiores]

Your speculative ending was a flawless win, as was your rendition of the entire saga. I thank you for displaying such mental fortitude and resilience of spirit. Not many could read that hideously-written monstrosity in its entirety, let alone make it an enjoyable listening experience. You have an excellent sense of humor. Thank you! :)

[dracotheferret]

That old hag from the Princess Bride just became even more epic win.

[Mufnluvr]

I love the ending. It was the only part of the walkthrough I watched, because my buddy recommended it, but it was sooo worth it. Hehehe... she raped that canon.

[Saieras]

Worth it just for your ending.

[vaatiz]

AND SUDDENLY

MY HEAD SNAPPED.

[dracotheferret]

@vaatiz *CRUNCH*

[KoyasuNoBara]

Your ending was beautiful, but I'm unsure if my opinion is based purely on that wonderful bit of humour, or if my love for The Princess Bride is influencing it.

[neander7hal]

No apologies to Brad Fiedel?

[manwithoutabody]

@neander7hal If he's the guy who wrote the Terminator theme, then yes, apologies to him.

[SirPainsalot]

You know, despite how horribly written this fanfic is, I think it's necessary that Jenna did this. Why? It teaches us that there's much worse fanfics out there and we should strive to make our own good fanfics. Learn from the mistakes Jenna made.

... Or you know, we could just laugh at her. But I prefer the former.

[SubparPanda]

Your ending was...beautiful :'D

[animeblackfox]

Thanks for sitting through this whole fic, I loved all of your reading! :D The ending was awesome, I loved that you used that clip from The Princess Bride, it was awesome.

[chibichao]

Damn it. I wanted to make the ending ;-;

[manwithoutabody]

@chibichao I didn't make THE ending. I made AN ending. There's room at this party for everyone's ending.

[Lynn17]

*wild, massive applause*

I loved every single moment of your dramatic reading. You are officially my hero for getting through this whole fic, and your ending summed it up brilliantly.

[mrbobmanbob]

I can't disagree with you on the ending, there.

[knightrebound]

God DAMN. I thought the head snapping was great, but the "Suddenly Link's face went a shade of white, the color completely draining from his eyes." REALLY got me laughing. Eheheheheheh. Why did the timing have to become so awesome and perfect NOW of all times? And the second head snap moment came at a better time than the last one.

And.. heheheh. Wonderful ending. I especially loved the kings' last words.

[Shaleblade]

That was an amazing ending.

[Moonchipz]

Link: I WON! :D

[Idonthaveanamelol]

I survived!

[579862BRADLEY579862]

That ending was so cool it's awesome!

[ratgirl407]

WOW! A great ending. I was wondering what you would do but I love the whole part with the princess bride voice over. Great job and I have loved your videos. Wed and Saturdays are not gonna be as fun without seeing a video of My Inner Life.

[MegaBlargle]

PLEASE truly end this by reading the footnotes and the sentences they are used in. Put this fic to rest!

[lamnaa]

Well it looks like sending a bat monster did not work for poor old Ariakas, perhaps he would have been better of challenging them to a children's card game.

Loved this last instalment. Any plans to do more dramatic readings?

[deathsheep]

Oh. My. God. That ending was the most fantastic thing in the world.

I clap for you sir. I clap for you.

[maswellasm]

You know, she did claim to have written a lot more...I wonder how awful/damning/much of a waste of time it would be to troll modern day Jenna into forking those over (like get close to her, eventually ask, 'hey, whatever happened to the rest of that story? May I see it? Ya know, just for kicks'). It can't be impossible...its not that I, personally, have plans to try this...but maybe some ambitious, potential internet hero does. I thought I'd get the idea out, anyway. Wonderful ending, BTW!

[ZeldaQueen64]

@maswellasm I'd love to see how this all was supposed to turn out as well, but it would be really difficult. The author is a major drama queen who apparently engaged in a huge fight with someone who tried to dedicate a website to her literary...erm achievement. At one point, Link's Queen indicated that she no longer used LQ as her username and that she wants to put "all this MIL shit" to rest.

[maswellasm]

@ZeldaQueen64 LOL, you're probably right. She has more than likely deleted all the files (or would swear until her last day on earth that she did). Its not that it isn't extremely predictable, I suppose. Everything that manwithoutabody said definitely happened. Jenna and Link were most certainly made King and Queen, tigersex and then yet another "plot" would come along that Jenna would angst about and eventually resolve single-handedly.

[maswellasm]

@ZeldaQueen64 And who says she ever wrote a concrete ending, anyway? A resolution has to follow an exposition, rising, and then falling action...that happened, like, twenty-something times within the course of this story. I bet it still remains 'unfinished'...assuming, of course, that it even still exists. 

[ZeldaQueen64]

@maswellasm You're right. Actually, when I sporked the thing, someone had a theory that Jenna was setting up for their brat to take Link's place as the next Hero of Hyrule. -_-

And yeah, I bet she never finished it even. Shame, really.

[bobobolover197]

That ending was perfect. I would say Jen couldn't end it better herself, but that's a given at this point.

[Yarsian]

Your ending is perfect karmic justice, and it has Princess Bride. Awesome!

[WhitePawn]

Marry me, manwithoutabody. 

[14thOmega]

And so it ends, not with a gangbang, but a wimper.

Loved your speculative ending!

[Mustex4]

Oh, and btw, can't wait for Midnight Sun.

[Mustex4]

I'm sad it was over, but that was a perfect ending.

[SerenityAithine]

That was the greatest ending ever. Thank you for this. 

[KaterzTheMSTie]

You got farther reading this than I ever did, and you made it entertaining. I tip my hat to you, sir.

I loved the Terminator theme. XD

[RenegadeTimeLady]

...You are amazing, sir.

"SUE! SUE!" shall be the rallying cry of all Jenna-haters the world over.

[InfinitesimalSpeck]

"His little blue eyes seemed to SPAAARKLE!"

The last installment I watched was 14. It's still as funny as when I left off.

By the way, manwithoutabody, did you deliberately split the readings into 42 parts?

[emilygclarinet]

I love the word "refenestrated."

Now that this story is over, here's my ideas for the drinking game:

--References to cats and/or tigers in the sex scenes

--"So" spelled with two o's (as "soo")

--Link and Jenna talking telepathically

--Mood ring eyes

--"Threw" being used instead of "through"

--"Hugh" being used instead of "huge"

--Booting horses in the legs

[ThePuppin]

Oh my gosh.. I LOVE that voice-over you did! LOL

[MewThrustSP]

Wait... It just ends with "PATH OF DARKNESS"?

Well that makes sense. You walk through this story/path, and you end up in the dark wondering what the heck is going on. Fitting end to me.

[ampersand93]

Wow, it's actually done. Hilarious ending you provided for this fic.

Looking back, which part of the Suethor's writing did you find most grating?

[manwithoutabody]

@ampersand93 Probably the pregnant bender.

[thecleverfovie]

The horror...is over. I find it funny how it coincidentally has "42" as the last part of "My Inner Life". Or is it? *cue dramatic prairie dog, dun, dun DUUUN!*

[IntenslyStupid]

They discuss needing to talk alone.....while speaking to each other telepathically?