I worked at a gas station once and there was long line of customers then this asshole comes in and start picking off about 100 lotto tickets needless to say everyone was pissed and I to deal with them. MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAM KIOSK FOR THIS SHIT!
Every time i walk into 7-Eleven to buy one drink some jackass rushes to get to the counter before me...then proceed to buy 50 scratch cards. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! "Hmmm I'll have this one and that one..." while everyone behind me is looking down at their watches in a big hurry. People who cut in front of you then proceed to take 3 hours with whatever they're doing need to learn some fucking courtesy!
Yesterday i was at the gas station. And some motherfucker took forever to decide what fucking kind of scratchers they want. They were being very rude to the cashier, yelling at her. I was like*God damn it, hurry the fuck up*. I just want to pay for my fucking soda and waited forever for that fucker to finished paying for the damn scratchers. FUCKING pissed me off.
I was at a restaurant the other day and the boy next to me won't shut the fuck up. He just won't stop talking. Even when his parents told him to be quiet while eating, he still keep running his mouths. UGH!!!!!
Just last week, I was on a plane, where not ten rows in front of me, a kid started crying. And didn't fucking stop- for the entire hour and a half long flight. I wanted to beat that child's parents with an aborted fetus attached to a baby seal.
you know i went to a restaurant once and these two kids were crying and starting to scream, and there parents actually did something about it. They actually calmed them down. i was honestly kinda impressed. >.>
Remember when parents used the belt to quiet their obnoxious kids when they acted very selfishly and acted in an unorderedly, disrespectful manner? Those were the days. Now, all parents have to do for punisnment is take away their kids mp3s or whatever technological privileges kids have these days. I remember when "No pain, no gain" had a meaning. XD
@weadone I usually do, but it was inside a mobile phone shop in town. Hehe. The whole shop front was glass and it wasn't getting the idea of where the door was. A lady 'rescued it' in a piece of cloth, but it bit her anyway. She said ouch, but didn't complain, bless 'er, and just took it outside and let it go on the pedestrian precinct. :¬)
glitter......if putting glitter on ur face attracts men...then those men are gay fags......the only way any one person gets glitter on there face is when grinding metal ....with out a face mask.. foamy ....all hail foamy
HAHAHA! To everything! And thank you Foamy....people around where I live need to get that there is no such thing as easy money...and think that they are showing "the man" who's boss by not conforming to society making 4 bucks an hour or barely any hours under the table...No you are just fucking up you own life actually.
Ok....I AGREE WITH FOAMY. Simple as that. Anyone that tells me "The only thing you need is $1 and a dream" are complete morons and need to wake up to the real world......or risk a severe beat-the-shit-outta-him session. Maybe thats what alot of people need in order to finally realize that THEY ARE FUCKING THE WORLD UP....TREMENDOUSLY!!!!!!!!!
Lol I Talk Bitchey Like Foamy. But Glitter Is Nice For Makeup And Stuff. NOT TO BE THROW ON AND SAYING FAKE FUCKING SHIT LIKE IT'S GOING TO CHANGE YOUR'E LIFE OR YOU'RE HOLE WORLD AROUND YOU!! GLITTER IS FOR GIRLS WITH MAKEUP ADD ON FOR MAKEUP. NOT WASTING IT AND THROWING IT IN PEOPLE STUPID FACES THAT THINK THAT THEIR LIFE WILL TURN INTO A FAIRY TALE !!!
I work at a restraunt and I HATE how messy kids are.
You just put up with the noice, try putting up with the noise, dodging the lil shits running around while carrying 5 kg of plates, OTHER people complaining to us about the kids like we havn't fucking noticed and you also don't have to clean up the monumental fucking mess when they leave!
i totally agree with everything he just said i was at a resturant with my friend one time and this spoiled little pomposs piece of shit kid chucked a fit and started to throw his food and it hit my friend in the head she was already pissed about the kids noise and the parents neglect so she yook her coke tipped it on the dad then took her pasta and put it on the mum then she said " you fucking morons have better fucking control over your kid'' then she and i walked out funniest shit ever
"People should think like serial killers from time to time."
That's classic.
For the record, people who purchase a bag of chip and a soda with a credit card. These people should be electrocuted with 100,000 watts the moment they try and use the credit card.
Also, isn't it ironic that you used bad language when you were just complaining about bad language? If you can't handle a few swear words and brutal honesty, that's your problem, not America's problem.
@RangerColinLZ no i often fantasize about what color purple will someone turn before they pass out if i start choking them. as long as u don't act upon those thughts you should be fine :)
-coughs- twilight
darkrose85100 1 week ago
it's the noise that makes me punch babies!!
tmeyerrose 1 week ago
I worked at a gas station once and there was long line of customers then this asshole comes in and start picking off about 100 lotto tickets needless to say everyone was pissed and I to deal with them. MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAM KIOSK FOR THIS SHIT!
catseye10000 1 week ago
Foamy's wrong, glitter makes the world a better place *spreads sparkles, shinyness and glitters*
konohamarutard 2 weeks ago
@konohamarutard i'm pretty sure ur on foomy's hit list
will260100 1 week ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
I was eating a bagle when this came on in the playlist! :D
Key2MyHeartless 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
People are stupid when it comes to putting a bumper sticker. I know they're proud of being in a university but really? XD
paladindragoongirl18 2 weeks ago
haha i give that kind of rants about kids but i say there parents need to remember what a good butt whipping is.
sarahhasley 3 weeks ago
Lmfao !!!!!!!!
QueenCuddles 3 weeks ago
people piss me off. people are soo stupid.
jdmxnos 3 weeks ago
lol, the creamy hole?? XD
ZanethCraft 3 weeks ago
Haha I could totaly talk shit about people all day long and rant about the world! XD
Cranbeery666 4 weeks ago
That woman was listening to Foamy. Too much wisdom there.
Olliesama 1 month ago 2
Every time i walk into 7-Eleven to buy one drink some jackass rushes to get to the counter before me...then proceed to buy 50 scratch cards. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! "Hmmm I'll have this one and that one..." while everyone behind me is looking down at their watches in a big hurry. People who cut in front of you then proceed to take 3 hours with whatever they're doing need to learn some fucking courtesy!
fuckyoukarmasmoker 1 month ago 2
Yesterday i was at the gas station. And some motherfucker took forever to decide what fucking kind of scratchers they want. They were being very rude to the cashier, yelling at her. I was like*God damn it, hurry the fuck up*. I just want to pay for my fucking soda and waited forever for that fucker to finished paying for the damn scratchers. FUCKING pissed me off.
angrybirdsforever 1 month ago
I love how instead of his mouth moving his eyes blink
xXxsweetgirlxXx101 1 month ago
People pissing me off, best foamy rant video title ever.
coolunusual 1 month ago
Foamy's rants make so much sense. I wish my rants could be this awesome.
Spyrogirl95 1 month ago 3
PUBE MUPPET SHOULD RAPE AND MURDER THIS ANNOYING SQUIRREL.
shein99 2 months ago
@shein99 And you have mental issues.
dAforgetful01 2 months ago 5
@dAforgetful01 thats for sure...
NarutoIsAwesome24 1 month ago
@shein99 Please remove yourself from society.
TraustiGeir 1 month ago
Theres a restaurant in Georgia called The Vortex, you have to be 18 and older to even get in, so no crying babies! You'd like it :)
lufuse 2 months ago in playlist Watch Later Playlist
He rants a lot for a squirrel with no mouth.
Emily56734 2 months ago
He blew her fuckin mind! O.O
IronDBZ 2 months ago in playlist Foamy's Classic Rant Collab
i think like a serial killer all the time...
RiseAgainstLove1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
Wonder what this squirrel would be like on weed..
tomize 2 months ago
I like "The Creamy Hole" LOL
spartanhentai 2 months ago
I"t wouldn't hurt you to think like a serial killer every once in a while just for the sake of prevention." Looks like I'm safe.
CarpeMetus 2 months ago
I was at a restaurant the other day and the boy next to me won't shut the fuck up. He just won't stop talking. Even when his parents told him to be quiet while eating, he still keep running his mouths. UGH!!!!!
angrybirdsforever 2 months ago
lol creamy hole what a wonderfull name for.....well....anything.
MrTerrokk 3 months ago
George Carlin as a cartoon squirrel (which actually looks more like a cat.)
BrokenClouds89 3 months ago
hey foamy, blink much? jeeze
multibutsecksify 3 months ago
Just last week, I was on a plane, where not ten rows in front of me, a kid started crying. And didn't fucking stop- for the entire hour and a half long flight. I wanted to beat that child's parents with an aborted fetus attached to a baby seal.
AnyallaSauniLee 3 months ago 2
you know i went to a restaurant once and these two kids were crying and starting to scream, and there parents actually did something about it. They actually calmed them down. i was honestly kinda impressed. >.>
EvilDictator99 3 months ago 3
trust me some people laugh at words that are not jokes and some think i'm a child so i now what really makes me mad
dewayne16100 3 months ago
"glitter sux ppl" ...tell that to Ke$ha XD
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poor little Johnny
vwtroy 3 months ago
Remember when parents used the belt to quiet their obnoxious kids when they acted very selfishly and acted in an unorderedly, disrespectful manner? Those were the days. Now, all parents have to do for punisnment is take away their kids mp3s or whatever technological privileges kids have these days. I remember when "No pain, no gain" had a meaning. XD
XXInfantry94 3 months ago 6
@XXInfantry94 I got put into time out... That sucked.
kiya46107 3 months ago
Anyone notice the name of that bagel shop?
"The creamy hole?"
MegaGPlus 3 months ago 4
@MegaGPlus
I was thinking the saaaame thing. Haha
MissBittles07 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
No such thing as easy money lol tell that to the people who won it.....
yingyangdragon 3 months ago
that chick in the back was listening XP
guncannon109 3 months ago
I'm always ranting around my house. If could get paid to bitch, that'd be a dream job.
SomewhereFarBeyond29 3 months ago 73
@SomewhereFarBeyond29 You can just look at Perez Hilton
monsterlore 3 months ago
@SomewhereFarBeyond29 either you are my twin, my long lost brother, or my soul buddy whom i can b*tch with for ever in peace
4trooper4 2 months ago
@SomewhereFarBeyond29: Awesome!!! I wish there was a job for this! I'd be rich like the Kartrashians.
Bloombaby99 2 months ago
Foamy suggests fire. I suggest rusty hacksaws. Neither one of us is very picky.
FuckTheSocialNorm 3 months ago
Meh. Real squirrels are better. They bite you when you try to rescue them.
wordreet 3 months ago
@wordreet maybe they bite because they didn't want or need rescued,
did you ever stop to ask them before imposeing your "assistance"
weadone 3 months ago
@weadone I usually do, but it was inside a mobile phone shop in town. Hehe. The whole shop front was glass and it wasn't getting the idea of where the door was. A lady 'rescued it' in a piece of cloth, but it bit her anyway. She said ouch, but didn't complain, bless 'er, and just took it outside and let it go on the pedestrian precinct. :¬)
wordreet 3 months ago
@wordreet Yeap. it was a city squirrel, just like foamy.
wordreet 3 months ago
@wordreet so it did need assistance. i sit corected. :O)
weadone 3 months ago
@weadone Well, yes, but only because humans weren't prepared to wait for it to 'eventually' find the open door. ;¬)
wordreet 3 months ago
glitter......if putting glitter on ur face attracts men...then those men are gay fags......the only way any one person gets glitter on there face is when grinding metal ....with out a face mask.. foamy ....all hail foamy
aldavahermilo 3 months ago
hehe "Creamy Hole"
MrAgentWashingtub 4 months ago
HAHAHA! To everything! And thank you Foamy....people around where I live need to get that there is no such thing as easy money...and think that they are showing "the man" who's boss by not conforming to society making 4 bucks an hour or barely any hours under the table...No you are just fucking up you own life actually.
WhiteChocolateStawr 4 months ago
I like how her head exploded at the end of the video.
Mechfan666 4 months ago
Ok....I AGREE WITH FOAMY. Simple as that. Anyone that tells me "The only thing you need is $1 and a dream" are complete morons and need to wake up to the real world......or risk a severe beat-the-shit-outta-him session. Maybe thats what alot of people need in order to finally realize that THEY ARE FUCKING THE WORLD UP....TREMENDOUSLY!!!!!!!!!
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foamy is so mad he is more mad than me
gigan7000 4 months ago
Lol I Talk Bitchey Like Foamy. But Glitter Is Nice For Makeup And Stuff. NOT TO BE THROW ON AND SAYING FAKE FUCKING SHIT LIKE IT'S GOING TO CHANGE YOUR'E LIFE OR YOU'RE HOLE WORLD AROUND YOU!! GLITTER IS FOR GIRLS WITH MAKEUP ADD ON FOR MAKEUP. NOT WASTING IT AND THROWING IT IN PEOPLE STUPID FACES THAT THINK THAT THEIR LIFE WILL TURN INTO A FAIRY TALE !!!
XxExtremeRockStarXx 4 months ago
OR TAHNIE NEON
CucumbaZ 4 months ago
Glitter.
Better on girls than vampires.
Dollreviewz155 4 months ago 169
@Dollreviewz155 so true
zeldafan900 3 months ago
@Dollreviewz155 My thoughts exactly.
TraustiGeir 1 month ago
GLitter is the herpes of the dance/burlesque/stripper world
crystaljourneys 4 months ago
Glitter sucks... TELL LADY GAGA PLEASE!
AgentVamp 4 months ago 3
1 down 6,999,999 to go
bruce00ja7xrobgoblin 4 months ago 2
i watch every video twice. 1st time, i watch foamy. 2nd i watch the backround
TheDownassjuggalo 4 months ago
Foamy...I FUCKIN LOVE YOU <3
criesmetosleep94 4 months ago
I WANT AJELLY DOUGNUT
DaijahVIP 4 months ago
i think like a serial killer all the time
1234bwl1 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
oh mi frikkin god.....my thoughts now sound like our lord and master Foamy.
MinakoBakura 4 months ago
i always love looking at the background.
010sasori 4 months ago
@buggygirl687....you think like a "cereal" killer?? What kind.....Fruit loops, apple jacks or corn pops?? Lolololololol.
Jennifer750806 4 months ago
"The Creamy Hole" What?
jruler93 4 months ago
BOOM HEAD SHOT
Deidaraisking 4 months ago
True it's always good to think like a serial killer sometimes. Best way to prevent problems, stop kidnappings, and laugh at their frustration
RaiRyuSen7 4 months ago
Awww, she got blood on the bagels...
LadyElsweyr 4 months ago
thats why my mom took her name that my grandma put there earlier...
think like a cereal killer sometimes!!
buggygirl687 4 months ago in playlist More videos from jimathers
17 people were glitter wearers :D(and looked like disco balls to boot)
SakuraAvalonBleac25 4 months ago
the woman in the beagle shop couldn't handle foamy's superior rant and that why her head exploded.
mastercheifslayer300 4 months ago 2
Foamy's comment on glitter pretty much sums up Twilight, in my opinion, as well as everything about that series.
SarItachi79 4 months ago
i hit 2K from the loto and $500 3 times from a $1 scratch off.
csgtfaught 4 months ago
@csgtfaught Then you are an insufferable boytoy of Lady Luck, and all of us unlucky fuckers hate you.
storstarkskogsturk 4 months ago
@storstarkskogsturk I welcome the hate, just got $50 on a scratch off today :P
csgtfaught 4 months ago
@csgtfaught GODDAMMIT!
storstarkskogsturk 4 months ago
@storstarkskogsturk you mad bro :P
csgtfaught 4 months ago
There should be a foamy movie...About his Cult taking over the world
MasterPloder 4 months ago
thums up if you think you have a doller and a dream
DEAGLESnipezzxxx 4 months ago
I don't even remember this episode!!!!
Foamy does not dissapoint :-)
SunWhiteWolf 4 months ago
is it wrong that i didnt here a word he said because the shack said creamy hole
McMasher 4 months ago
first one i found 2 years ago XD
darkling156 4 months ago
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xblaze17x 4 months ago
I feel bad for Foamy for having to deal with stupidity on a regular basis
zeldafan900 4 months ago 2
He bitches more than I do
TheDMRmaster 4 months ago 40
@TheDMRmaster See above comment
TapRackBoom 4 months ago
@TheDMRmaster I know how you feel. :T
Zeno111195 3 months ago
@TheDMRmaster Jelly?
AgentVamp 3 months ago
*girls head explodes*
me: yea i have those types of head aches too... *leans back on wall drinking starsmucks like nothing happened*
thtoutsider 5 months ago
I work at a restraunt and I HATE how messy kids are.
You just put up with the noice, try putting up with the noise, dodging the lil shits running around while carrying 5 kg of plates, OTHER people complaining to us about the kids like we havn't fucking noticed and you also don't have to clean up the monumental fucking mess when they leave!
You don't know the HALF of it!!
TheTelenation 5 months ago 3
i totally agree with everything he just said i was at a resturant with my friend one time and this spoiled little pomposs piece of shit kid chucked a fit and started to throw his food and it hit my friend in the head she was already pissed about the kids noise and the parents neglect so she yook her coke tipped it on the dad then took her pasta and put it on the mum then she said " you fucking morons have better fucking control over your kid'' then she and i walked out funniest shit ever
20anime10 5 months ago
@rangerColinLZ nawww, I think like a serial killer all the time, every couple of hours, so I think your good ^_^
mml30339 5 months ago
exploding bagels: get them at ur local grocery store today! not liable for any harm caused during said explosion.
outcastact21 5 months ago
XD wtf
invader4life36 5 months ago
The creamy hole must be selling napalm donuts!!
TJsands223 5 months ago
"People should think like serial killers from time to time."
That's classic.
For the record, people who purchase a bag of chip and a soda with a credit card. These people should be electrocuted with 100,000 watts the moment they try and use the credit card.
quietriotfan1976 5 months ago
@quietriotfan1976
omg yes :D
SakuraAvalonBleac25 4 months ago
HA
Force12141214 5 months ago
every once and awhile? no no no not every once and awhile my master. ALWAYS!
allhailfoamy1 5 months ago
i thinked like a serial killer once, well okay bye i can only be 20mins in this jail computer:D
multiestonian 5 months ago
This is so typical american
bad language, brutal, and totally shit
WillemRahbari1976 6 months ago
@WillemRahbari1976 He does make some good points though.
moomoomoo309 6 months ago
@WillemRahbari1976 You mad bro.
reaper17112 5 months ago
@WillemRahbari1976 Xenophobe.
Also, isn't it ironic that you used bad language when you were just complaining about bad language? If you can't handle a few swear words and brutal honesty, that's your problem, not America's problem.
P.S. Motherfucker.
antihitler372 5 months ago
That was...odd.
Right after the siren went off in the video I heard one go off outside my home....
JBdevil660 6 months ago
a $3 check?? wtf
kamikazejaffa 6 months ago
Why does foamy say what we all are thinking?
Nekrospark 6 months ago 22
@Nekrospark Cause hes that cool!
tamaragirl1234 4 months ago
the creamy hole... wat is rong with that name
bluejay1241 6 months ago
Oh no! The bagels are ruined!!!! :(
AsettheRiverGoddess 6 months ago
i was expecting the creamy hole donut to flip on her face and kill her instead
Xzariah 6 months ago
XD The Creamy Hole. I wonder how Mathers comes up with such easy, original jokes like that XD
GhostOfAnEra 7 months ago 17
I think like a serial killer, just for prevention lol
CursedLuna 7 months ago 3
But Foamy! The glittery people just want to be a vampire like their favorite movie star.. *Coughs*
PoppyTheSquirrel 7 months ago 3
glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
paint4splatter 7 months ago 16
@paint4splatter because it goes everywhere and gets on everyone?....eww
Sanguinis666 6 months ago
for every person who clicks dislike you know someone else wears glitter on their face
loverofwolfblood 7 months ago
@Xplayz u only get paid like a hundred dollars for acting u get more by the movie getting sold
jackster0205 7 months ago
there is such a thing as "easy mony" its called acting, even if its crappy acting you still get paid
xplayz 7 months ago
Is it bad i think like a serial killer every once and a while?
RangerColinLZ 8 months ago 92
@RangerColinLZ Naww... I don't think so.... Hehe
FLOWFAIRY 8 months ago
@RangerColinLZ Dexter?
buhghetto 6 months ago
@RangerColinLZ nope
GameStar1300 6 months ago
@RangerColinLZ no that makes u honest human being
MizzLovely123 6 months ago
@RangerColinLZ No dude, its actually healthy... and necessary
(I am not being sarcastic)
D3w10n 5 months ago
@RangerColinLZ No, it just means your thinking about prevention! ...or you're a serial killer. Either way, it's still fine with me!
Vampireslayer64 5 months ago
@RangerColinLZ Is it good I think like a serial killer all the time?
Guyver2391 4 months ago
@RangerColinLZ no i often fantasize about what color purple will someone turn before they pass out if i start choking them. as long as u don't act upon those thughts you should be fine :)
celebratednightmare6 4 months ago
@RangerColinLZ nope
tamaragirl1234 4 months ago
@RangerColinLZ not at all. in fact i think foamy made it pretty apparent that's a good thing.
mrosebro 4 months ago
@RangerColinLZ nah i do all the time XD jk jk
werewolfkingsand 4 months ago
@RangerColinLZ No, it isn't. Weren't you listening to Foamy?
kingofthering24 4 months ago
@kingofthering24 i guess he was paying more attention to his plan how to kill foamy.^^
builder396 4 months ago
@builder396 Yeah, that could be it.
kingofthering24 4 months ago
@RangerColinLZ sometimes i always think like one ... is that bad
mrjjeerroodd 4 months ago
ah with the people and their heads that go boom babababababa BOOM
DaGrimRetard 8 months ago
Apparently the bagel shop chick was one of them
EverlastingCC 9 months ago
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lol i am a serial killer
gunbooster666 9 months ago
OMFG glad my friend told me about this guy, some stuff he's alittle over hyped on but most is funny as hell
ToWYoMama 9 months ago
LOL thats so tru bout fat bitches wearin makeup tryna look hot LOL
mustardtiger89 9 months ago
who else was wondering the entire time what was gonna happen to the girl lol i was not disappointed
THEGOTHFAN1 9 months ago 116
@THEGOTHFAN1 as Pillz-E would say: "Her head went Boom!"
Rockfan1196 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you are leaning on your left elbow!
Srowee 9 months ago 4
I Just Notice That His Mouth Doesnt Move...D:
AlexxEcstacy 9 months ago
Hes a ficking squirrel who drinks coffee of course he blinks alot but watch the damn video
CrayonChillbot 9 months ago
Anyone else notice how much Foamy blinks?
AlchemistHawk 10 months ago
All you need is a dollar and a dream...and a severe fucking beating. There's no such thing as easy money folks, get a job!
bassmaster912 10 months ago
I love Foamy
chickinqueen 10 months ago
bimbo daughter making indoor pornos hhhahahhhaa
beibersgirl123 10 months ago
2:15 BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
jffry890 10 months ago
O.o now i know how to kidnapp college students thanks :D FOAMY FOR GOD!!!
doubleroft 10 months ago
"It wouldn't hurt you to think like a serial killer every once in a while..." HAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!!!
Dime6String 10 months ago
Was I supposed to laugh? I don't remember never laughing, but there it is.
CreepyMcCreep 10 months ago
I think like a serial killer ALL the time ;)
JapaneseSpeaker15 10 months ago
lol, think like a serial killer every once in a while...
IACUnited13 10 months ago
The creamy hole XD XD XD
runstygge 11 months ago
Foamy Kicks ass I want him for President lol
MrJuggalo881 11 months ago
666 Likes..
Cresitan258 11 months ago
I think Foamy talks out his eyeballs. He blinks like lip-sync, and he has no mouth. FEAR MY LOGIC.
Kairikurikusora 1 year ago
@Kairikurikusora watch matrix foamy he has mouth
pandalicious41 1 year ago
anyone fund something wrong about the shop's name?
tabby4109 1 year ago