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  • -coughs- twilight

  • it's the noise that makes me punch babies!!

  • I worked at a gas station once and there was long line of customers then this asshole comes in and start picking off about 100 lotto tickets needless to say everyone was pissed and I to deal with them. MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAM KIOSK FOR THIS SHIT!

  • Foamy's wrong, glitter makes the world a better place *spreads sparkles, shinyness and glitters*

  • @konohamarutard i'm pretty sure ur on foomy's hit list

  • I was eating a bagle when this came on in the playlist! :D

  • People are stupid when it comes to putting a bumper sticker. I know they're proud of being in a university but really? XD

  • haha i give that kind of rants about kids but i say there parents need to remember what a good butt whipping is.

  • Lmfao !!!!!!!!

  • people piss me off. people are soo stupid.

  • lol, the creamy hole?? XD

  • Haha I could totaly talk shit about people all day long and rant about the world! XD

  • That woman was listening to Foamy. Too much wisdom there.

  • Every time i walk into 7-Eleven to buy one drink some jackass rushes to get to the counter before me...then proceed to buy 50 scratch cards. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! "Hmmm I'll have this one and that one..." while everyone behind me is looking down at their watches in a big hurry. People who cut in front of you then proceed to take 3 hours with whatever they're doing need to learn some fucking courtesy!

  • Yesterday i was at the gas station. And some motherfucker took forever to decide what fucking kind of scratchers they want. They were being very rude to the cashier, yelling at her. I was like*God damn it, hurry the fuck up*. I just want to pay for my fucking soda and waited forever for that fucker to finished paying for the damn scratchers. FUCKING pissed me off.

  • I love how instead of his mouth moving his eyes blink

    

  • People pissing me off, best foamy rant video title ever.

  • Foamy's rants make so much sense. I wish my rants could be this awesome.

  • PUBE MUPPET SHOULD RAPE AND MURDER THIS ANNOYING SQUIRREL.

  • @shein99 And you have mental issues.

  • @dAforgetful01 thats for sure...

  • @shein99 Please remove yourself from society.

  • Theres a restaurant in Georgia called The Vortex, you have to be 18 and older to even get in, so no crying babies! You'd like it :)

  • He rants a lot for a squirrel with no mouth.

  • He blew her fuckin mind! O.O

  • i think like a serial killer all the time...

  • Wonder what this squirrel would be like on weed..

  • I like "The Creamy Hole" LOL

  • I"t wouldn't hurt you to think like a serial killer every once in a while just for the sake of prevention." Looks like I'm safe.

  • I was at a restaurant the other day and the boy next to me won't shut the fuck up. He just won't stop talking. Even when his parents told him to be quiet while eating, he still keep running his mouths. UGH!!!!!

  • lol creamy hole what a wonderfull name for.....well....anything.

  • George Carlin as a cartoon squirrel (which actually looks more like a cat.)

  • hey foamy, blink much? jeeze

  • Just last week, I was on a plane, where not ten rows in front of me, a kid started crying. And didn't fucking stop- for the entire hour and a half long flight. I wanted to beat that child's parents with an aborted fetus attached to a baby seal.

  • you know i went to a restaurant once and these two kids were crying and starting to scream, and there parents actually did something about it. They actually calmed them down. i was honestly kinda impressed. >.>

  • trust me some people laugh at words that are not jokes and some think i'm a child so i now what really makes me mad

  • "glitter sux ppl" ...tell that to Ke$ha XD

  • Remember when parents used the belt to quiet their obnoxious kids when they acted very selfishly and acted in an unorderedly, disrespectful manner? Those were the days. Now, all parents have to do for punisnment is take away their kids mp3s or whatever technological privileges kids have these days. I remember when "No pain, no gain" had a meaning. XD

  • @XXInfantry94 I got put into time out... That sucked.

  • Anyone notice the name of that bagel shop?

    "The creamy hole?"

  • @MegaGPlus

    I was thinking the saaaame thing. Haha

  • No such thing as easy money lol tell that to the people who won it.....

  • that chick in the back was listening XP

  • I'm always ranting around my house. If could get paid to bitch, that'd be a dream job.

  • @SomewhereFarBeyond29 You can just look at Perez Hilton

  • @SomewhereFarBeyond29 either you are my twin, my long lost brother, or my soul buddy whom i can b*tch with for ever in peace

  • @SomewhereFarBeyond29: Awesome!!! I wish there was a job for this! I'd be rich like the Kartrashians.

  • Foamy suggests fire. I suggest rusty hacksaws. Neither one of us is very picky.

  • Meh. Real squirrels are better. They bite you when you try to rescue them.

  • @wordreet maybe they bite because they didn't want or need rescued,

    did you ever stop to ask them before imposeing your "assistance"

  • @weadone I usually do, but it was inside a mobile phone shop in town. Hehe. The whole shop front was glass and it wasn't getting the idea of where the door was. A lady 'rescued it' in a piece of cloth, but it bit her anyway. She said ouch, but didn't complain, bless 'er, and just took it outside and let it go on the pedestrian precinct. :¬)

  • @wordreet Yeap. it was a city squirrel, just like foamy.

  • @wordreet so it did need assistance. i sit corected. :O)

  • @weadone Well, yes, but only because humans weren't prepared to wait for it to 'eventually' find the open door. ;¬)

  • glitter......if putting glitter on ur face attracts men...then those men are gay fags......the only way any one person gets glitter on there face is when grinding metal ....with out a face mask.. foamy ....all hail foamy

  • hehe "Creamy Hole"

  • HAHAHA! To everything! And thank you Foamy....people around where I live need to get that there is no such thing as easy money...and think that they are showing "the man" who's boss by not conforming to society making 4 bucks an hour or barely any hours under the table...No you are just fucking up you own life actually.

  • I like how her head exploded at the end of the video.

  • Ok....I AGREE WITH FOAMY. Simple as that. Anyone that tells me "The only thing you need is $1 and a dream" are complete morons and need to wake up to the real world......or risk a severe beat-the-shit-outta-him session. Maybe thats what alot of people need in order to finally realize that THEY ARE FUCKING THE WORLD UP....TREMENDOUSLY!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol I Talk Bitchey Like Foamy. But Glitter Is Nice For Makeup And Stuff. NOT TO BE THROW ON AND SAYING FAKE FUCKING SHIT LIKE IT'S GOING TO CHANGE YOUR'E LIFE OR YOU'RE HOLE WORLD AROUND YOU!! GLITTER IS FOR GIRLS WITH MAKEUP ADD ON FOR MAKEUP. NOT WASTING IT AND THROWING IT IN PEOPLE STUPID FACES THAT THINK THAT THEIR LIFE WILL TURN INTO A FAIRY TALE !!!

  • OR TAHNIE NEON

  • Glitter.

    Better on girls than vampires.

  • @Dollreviewz155 so true

  • @Dollreviewz155 My thoughts exactly.

  • GLitter is the herpes of the dance/burlesque/stripper world

  • Glitter sucks... TELL LADY GAGA PLEASE!

  • 1 down 6,999,999 to go

  • i watch every video twice. 1st time, i watch foamy. 2nd i watch the backround

  • Foamy...I FUCKIN LOVE YOU <3

  • I WANT AJELLY DOUGNUT

  •  i think like a serial killer all the time

  • oh mi frikkin god.....my thoughts now sound like our lord and master Foamy.

  • i always love looking at the background.

  • @buggygirl687....you think like a "cereal" killer?? What kind.....Fruit loops, apple jacks or corn pops?? Lolololololol.

  • "The Creamy Hole" What?

  • BOOM HEAD SHOT

  • True it's always good to think like a serial killer sometimes. Best way to prevent problems, stop kidnappings, and laugh at their frustration

  • Awww, she got blood on the bagels...

  • thats why my mom took her name that my grandma put there earlier...

    think like a cereal killer sometimes!!

  • 17 people were glitter wearers :D(and looked like disco balls to boot)

  • the woman in the beagle shop couldn't handle foamy's superior rant and that why her head exploded.

  • Foamy's comment on glitter pretty much sums up Twilight, in my opinion, as well as everything about that series.

  • i hit 2K from the loto and $500 3 times from a $1 scratch off.

  • @csgtfaught Then you are an insufferable boytoy of Lady Luck, and all of us unlucky fuckers hate you.

  • @storstarkskogsturk I welcome the hate, just got $50 on a scratch off today :P

  • @csgtfaught GODDAMMIT!

  • @storstarkskogsturk you mad bro :P

  • There should be a foamy movie...About his Cult taking over the world

  • thums up if you think you have a doller and a dream

  • I don't even remember this episode!!!!

    Foamy does not dissapoint :-)

  • is it wrong that i didnt here a word he said because the shack said creamy hole

  • first one i found 2 years ago XD

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  • I feel bad for Foamy for having to deal with stupidity on a regular basis

  • He bitches more than I do

  • @TheDMRmaster See above comment

  • @TheDMRmaster I know how you feel. :T

  • @TheDMRmaster Jelly?

  • *girls head explodes*

    me: yea i have those types of head aches too... *leans back on wall drinking starsmucks like nothing happened*

  • I work at a restraunt and I HATE how messy kids are.

    You just put up with the noice, try putting up with the noise, dodging the lil shits running around while carrying 5 kg of plates, OTHER people complaining to us about the kids like we havn't fucking noticed and you also don't have to clean up the monumental fucking mess when they leave!

    You don't know the HALF of it!!

  • i totally agree with everything he just said i was at a resturant with my friend one time and this spoiled little pomposs piece of shit kid chucked a fit and started to throw his food and it hit my friend in the head she was already pissed about the kids noise and the parents neglect so she yook her coke tipped it on the dad then took her pasta and put it on the mum then she said " you fucking morons have better fucking control over your kid'' then she and i walked out funniest shit ever

  • @rangerColinLZ nawww, I think like a serial killer all the time, every couple of hours, so I think your good ^_^

  • exploding bagels: get them at ur local grocery store today! not liable for any harm caused during said explosion.

  • XD wtf

  • The creamy hole must be selling napalm donuts!!

  • "People should think like serial killers from time to time."

    That's classic.

    For the record, people who purchase a bag of chip and a soda with a credit card. These people should be electrocuted with 100,000 watts the moment they try and use the credit card.

  • @quietriotfan1976

    omg yes :D

  • HA

  • every once and awhile? no no no not every once and awhile my master. ALWAYS!

  • i thinked like a serial killer once, well okay bye i can only be 20mins in this jail computer:D

  • This is so typical american

    bad language, brutal, and totally shit

  • @WillemRahbari1976 He does make some good points though.

  • @WillemRahbari1976 You mad bro.

  • @WillemRahbari1976 Xenophobe.

    Also, isn't it ironic that you used bad language when you were just complaining about bad language? If you can't handle a few swear words and brutal honesty, that's your problem, not America's problem.

    P.S. Motherfucker.

  • That was...odd.

    Right after the siren went off in the video I heard one go off outside my home....

  • a $3 check?? wtf

  • Why does foamy say what we all are thinking?

  • @Nekrospark Cause hes that cool!

  • the creamy hole... wat is rong with that name

  • Oh no! The bagels are ruined!!!! :(

  • i was expecting the creamy hole donut to flip on her face and kill her instead

  • XD The Creamy Hole. I wonder how Mathers comes up with such easy, original jokes like that XD

  • I think like a serial killer, just for prevention lol

  • But Foamy! The glittery people just want to be a vampire like their favorite movie star.. *Coughs*

  • glitter is the herpes of craft supplies

  • @paint4splatter because it goes everywhere and gets on everyone?....eww

  • for every person who clicks dislike you know someone else wears glitter on their face

  • @Xplayz u only get paid like a hundred dollars for acting u get more by the movie getting sold

  • there is such a thing as "easy mony" its called acting, even if its crappy acting you still get paid

  • Is it bad i think like a serial killer every once and a while?

  • @RangerColinLZ Naww... I don't think so.... Hehe

  • @RangerColinLZ Dexter?

  • @RangerColinLZ nope

  • @RangerColinLZ no that makes u honest human being

  • @RangerColinLZ No dude, its actually healthy... and necessary

    (I am not being sarcastic)

  • @RangerColinLZ No, it just means your thinking about prevention! ...or you're a serial killer. Either way, it's still fine with me!

  • @RangerColinLZ Is it good I think like a serial killer all the time?

  • @RangerColinLZ no i often fantasize about what color purple will someone turn before they pass out if i start choking them. as long as u don't act upon those thughts you should be fine :)

  • @RangerColinLZ nope

  • @RangerColinLZ not at all. in fact i think foamy made it pretty apparent that's a good thing.

  • @RangerColinLZ nah i do all the time XD jk jk

  • @RangerColinLZ No, it isn't. Weren't you listening to Foamy?

  • @kingofthering24 i guess he was paying more attention to his plan how to kill foamy.^^

  • @builder396 Yeah, that could be it.

  • @RangerColinLZ sometimes i always think like one ... is that bad

  • ah with the people and their heads that go boom babababababa BOOM

  • Apparently the bagel shop chick was one of them

  • OMFG glad my friend told me about this guy, some stuff he's alittle over hyped on but most is funny as hell

  • LOL thats so tru bout fat bitches wearin makeup tryna look hot LOL

  • who else was wondering the entire time what was gonna happen to the girl lol i was not disappointed

  • @THEGOTHFAN1 as Pillz-E would say: "Her head went Boom!"

  • Thumbs up if you are leaning on your left elbow!

  • I Just Notice That His Mouth Doesnt Move...D:

  • Hes a ficking squirrel who drinks coffee of course he blinks alot but watch the damn video

  • Anyone else notice how much Foamy blinks?

  • All you need is a dollar and a dream...and a severe fucking beating. There's no such thing as easy money folks, get a job!

  • I love Foamy

  • bimbo daughter making indoor pornos hhhahahhhaa

  • 2:15 BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

  • O.o now i know how to kidnapp college students thanks :D FOAMY FOR GOD!!!

  • "It wouldn't hurt you to think like a serial killer every once in a while..." HAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!!!

  • Was I supposed to laugh? I don't remember never laughing, but there it is.

  • I think like a serial killer ALL the time ;)

  • lol, think like a serial killer every once in a while...

  • The creamy hole XD XD XD

  • Foamy Kicks ass I want him for President lol

  • 666 Likes..

  • I think Foamy talks out his eyeballs. He blinks like lip-sync, and he has no mouth. FEAR MY LOGIC.

  • @Kairikurikusora watch matrix foamy he has mouth

  • anyone fund something wrong about the shop's name?