Semi Pro Funny Clips

[2taggs2]

As a movie - it sucked... but if you edit it like this, there are funny parts in it.

[philipsingh122]

Jackie - Spumoney

Clarence - One round no Spumoney

Jackie - F you Clarence Spumoney ahahah

[DimebagDisciple]

"there will be NO refunds! your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life!" (never really heard that line before koz i'd be laughing too hard by then but its amazing haha)

[barkape]

Hiiis brothers a retard..

[ricardo144]

who the hell has $10000. lol.

[warftrat87]

oh fuck that shit, SPUMONI!

[GHHG8675]

Lets go Trops! lol

[jerkingking5]

.......foul no wait 2 fouls hahahahahaha

[lakernation619]

i love this movie

[TheDynamicContinuity]

An especially dirty hippie trying to sink an impossible shot XD

[krayziebonefailz]

1:41 SHIIIIAT!

made me shit my pants laughing

[qFaithful]

FUCK YOU CLARENCE SPAMONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCoats1234]

LMAO! Dude on the right of the screen @ 1:43 is killin' it!

LOL........Love him sexy!

[TheCoats1234]

@TheCoats1234

DAMN! Wrong video. Sorry about that.

[ivanovsd]

Get The Funk Out My Face is a must in my EVERY car CD, rollin with the 1.6 while blasting it now thats gangsta :)

[mcmuffinjoyce]

I wish you were still a washing machine!

[TheOnlyEmpireCinema]

Whats the song at @3:30?

[Demarini71691]

@TheOnlyEmpireCinema 5th of Beethoven by Walter Murphy - OohMitch said it a few comments below, only reason I know it.

[mimichu1]

SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!!

[michaelbarrettm107]

hahahahahahahah 4:25 funniest face ever

[kentontudor]

You missed one of the funniest parts... the actual fight during the timeout.

[Jo3Yyy1991]

SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY

[henri4046]

i forgot how funny this movie is

[dougie1o3]

They never seen an alley hoop before :) 4:20

[hydrahandler]

i love the alley hoop part. double foul!! haha

[JManXJMan]

I vote we keep them blowjobs.

Yeah, all in favor?

[ThePS3gamesful]

what is he ending song?

[david98basketball]

you forgot "Love me sexy"

[Demarini71691]

@david98basketball Love me Seeeexyyyy. lol. I would've put it in but there's a million love me sexy videos out there.

[david98basketball]

@Demarini71691 haha ok

[nicolemariecruz]

foul... two fouls!

[deathshero777]

SPAMONII!!!!! SPAMONIIII!!!!!!

[Slacker11Hrly]

"Yes, I'm a miracle!"

[lavatahir]

the bear is genuis...

[UnionKid15]

haha, thanks for posting this.

[nrdify]

Your refund will be escaping this death trap with your life!

[jayzeebutardo]

SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!

[Jaye3rd89]

YOUR REFUND WILL BE ESCAPING THIS DEATH TRAP WITH YOUR LIFE!!

Funniest part to me lol

[CalmBluFire]

HOLY SHIT, I'M A MIRACLE! :D

[dhide14]

my favorite line is when Will Ferrel says..... "you.....mother-fucking cocksuckers!!"

[alexroy43]

FOUL!... NO TWO FOULS!

[hdcantona]

What's the name of the song that starts at 3:15?

I know it's Beethoven's 5th but what's the remix called?

[OohMitch]

@hdcantona LOL a 5th of Beethoven by Walter Murphy :-) he does the music on Family Guy now

[tallmanenterprises]

@hdcantona Walter Murphy

[AC1583]

Moon: Dear Dukes im sorry it took so long but in this bar is $10K cash.

Duke: Really??

Moon: Its actually $2300 il be paying you the rest after my merger buyout

LETS GET TROPICAL!!!

[ShinyRapidash5]

You get then from the concessions stand

[JinrohDFLL]

iirc the bear killed its trainer or something in real life.. that happened way after the movie was released.

[luketono]

The whole movie is a funny clip

[dulinwiffleball]

Corndogs jackie!, corndogs for all these people!

[Stephdog20]

Yeah, I don't know why Dick, but I just got an erection!

[thebiggersfamily]

Heaven wants us to win this game!!! I'll burn your house to the ground!!!

[Shibbyer69]

no theses girls arn't gonna fight

[benwallace3a]

"YOU SAID S MY C!!!!!"

[colotron]

The best bit in this whole movie is the 2 people in wheelchairs escaping from the stadium haha!

[vilottibros123456]

the alley oopp... lmaooo

[teamhighhoe]

where was the jive turkey bit?

[Demarini71691]

@teamhighhoe video was already 8 min adding jive turkey would've put it way over the limit :\. it is one of the best scenes in the movie though, but i also figured that there's gonna be a lot of videos on youtube of just that clip so i could leave it out.

[ACVik11]

@Demarini71691 limit on youtube is 15 minutes... its a 3 minute scene...and also the best scene in the movie

[ACVik11]

@Demarini71691 limit on youtube is 15 minutes... its a 3 minute scene...and also the best scene in the movie

[Demarini71691]

@ACVik11 "Uploaded by Demarini71691 on Jun 13, 2008" You must be new to the internet because 2 years ago you had a 2GB limit and 10 minute limit. Nice try though skipper.

[TheEllampalli]

SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!!!!

[Demarini71691]

@TheEllampalli lol i didn't think it would actually work.

[TheEllampalli]

@Demarini71691 Youtubers are very predictable.

[Demarini71691]

@TheEllampalli indeed

[TheEllampalli]

Why are the two highest rated comments the same?

[Demarini71691]

@TheEllampalli if you type a suck my cock ill murder your family in caps that usually has a good chance of getting to the top if you wanna try it.

[raikox313]

jjajajja "Holy Shit Of America"



[TheKahuna70]

sock my cock i'll murder your family

[zacefrongte2009]

Suck my cock, I'll murder ur family!!!

[kaumeyer12]

" I dont know why dick, but i just got an errection "

[trisathlios]

is the dirty hippy rorsach?

[Demarini71691]

@trisathlios lol yea he is. imdb.com/name/nm0355097/

[tdawg12024]

Anyone else notice how Coffee starts on the right side at 3:53 but ends up catching and dunking it on the left side of the court at 4:13?

[tdawg12024]

@tdawg12024 4:11 i mean

[Demarini71691]

@tdawg12024 lol yea, i guess they could say that he jumped from the left side of the court...but why did he run there and then cut back. a little unorthodox i guess lol

[carpy1219]

bobby d help me SHIT!!

[DoomEgg]

6:37 - Hey that's Rorschach from Watchmen!

[StonerMike84]

DUKES!!!

[benbrooke132]

"hey how come it says monix on your jursey when your names pussy?"

[ime239]

Dukes is excited

[NMbluestormtothemax]

"ya dick its a shit fucking sandwiche"

"Ya I dont know why Dick but I just got an errection"

The whole alley oop scene especially father pat

then the other good part somewhere around THE REST OF THE MOVIE

[kmyhzyl]

dukes scenes are the funniest scenes lol

[Louisee182]

IF YOU HAVE A SMALL CHILD USE IT AS A SHIELD! THEY LOVE TENDER MEAT!

[blackflame100]

"Spoomoni!"

"1 round, no Spoomoni"

"FUCK YOU, CLARENCE, SPOOMONI !!!"

[OGkush2011]

Dukes is home grown! i think you all are on a little somethin thats home grown. hahahahaha

[TheMegaCommentkid]

Afro black guys like Andre Benjamin is funny!

[TheMegaCommentkid]

My fav was the fight during commercial

[dannq05]

the alley-oop part is so epic

[beantownjunkie77]

i love how he never says dukes won $10,000

[botchnizzle]

i'm not sure how the part immediately before the beginning of the video didn't make it. "i'll bet my alleged son he doesn't make this."

[StormShadow619]

SUCK MY COCK ILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!!

[420JohnnieBoi]

lmao at 5:07 "son friend"

[DegrawL2Elite]

fantastic!

[Pankakeman465]

8 people are basketball refarees.

[mattsmt20]

We are on break somebody hit somebody lol

[smalc0lm]

anyone knows the song that plays when clarence scores the alley oop?

[96renegademan]

@smalc0lm i think it is a fifth of beethoven by walter murphy

[epsilonboy]

foul ..... no two fouls lol lmao

[VicerExciser5]

hahaha "heaven wants us to win this game...ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!"

[supermanfan62]

freddy kruger

[1023aaliyah1]

SUCK MY COCK I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY! Bahaha <3

[gnot0928]

0:53~1:10 the way to have brawl is first need to get a time out and get commercial break on live TV...haha

[rogerm187]

LETS GET TROPICAL!!

[goris121]

i think he left, Dewie? RAWR AHHH EVERYBODY PANIC OH MY GOD THERE IS A BEAR LOOSE IN THE COLOSSEUM!! LMFAOOOO funny as man

[wimboathens]

3:08 to 3:15 has to be the best one

[MarkCFC69]

Ill murder your family!

[Coops2517]

6:01 is funny shit

[JessicaJecroy]

" im sorry i .....dont....kno wut just happened a very unusual series of moves just made the ball go inn..." LMAO

[JimmelHappyFunTime]

You ain't nobody but a dumb bear....SMACK ATTACK!

[KongIsBored]

LOLOLOL! "foul..! no two fouls!"

[Offmid123]

he brought nachos from home!

[NativexViper]

Dukes

[TomsUniverse1]

he was mad about the suck my cock but not the i'll murder your family part xD

[TomsUniverse1]

you forgot the jive turkey scene

[TomsUniverse1]

he just won a giant check that says 10 thousand dollars!!!

nice safe jackie xD

[TomsUniverse1]

SPUMONY!!

[DarthZimmeris]

"...many women actually prefer a smaller penis.

You should me a woman who says that, I'll show you a liar.

Well I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield, later on tonight.

Ahh, Jesus, Dick." :)

[iamMattastic671]

Funny Clips??

then you should of put the whole movie in.

[jstnsmn]

haha this movie is awesome that was good ill burn your fucking house down haha i love it

[TheMagicPillow]

Man this is the second bear fight will ferrell has been in haha

[comptonbrotha]

Fuck you Clarence, Spumoni!

[Flyjammer]

they miss the part when he says:

use your children as sheilds just run!!

[punkadelicfuzz]

this is like my favorite will ferrell movie

[rizenpro]

He just one a giant check that says ten thousand dollars! i took the giant check to the bank but they wouldnt take it. big check take it to a bigger bank

[dgat213]

YOU ALL CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!!!

[babyedsall]

Watch my hair THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS MY HAIR

[jrrlcods]

Ya idk why dick but... i just got an erection.

[MrPASSDAMAYO]

i thought they would show the whole movie

[BuTTeRZ3695]

lmao why does it say monix on your jersey wen your name is pussy!

[BuTTeRZ3695]

lmao why does it say monix on your jersey wen your name is pussy!

[mclaxin9]

"Hey Monix. How are your mom and sister? It's been about 12 weeks since I porked em!"

[hewster319]

"Fuck You Clarence, Spamoni!!" lmao

[irviomagic]

y is jackie's mom black

[MrTySweet]

She's angel. Heaven wants us to win this game!... ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

[julio81511]

well we got a especially dirty hippy here down on the court, tryin to sink an impossible shot! hahahah.

[bearcook01]

Lose weight father pat? fuck off jackie

[zieoblow]

I'm a miracle!!!

[discomotorcycleman]

where did JIVE TURKEY go? hahahaha lol

[airlinefoodprez25]

lol at 4:00 the out of bounds line

[Demarini71691]

@airlinefoodprez25 i have literally never noticed that. and now that i see it i feel stupid.

[airlinefoodprez25]

@Demarini71691 dont feel to bad u made this vid and its awesome

[arex102]

@Demarini71691 i dont see it? where is it

[eminemfan427]

@Demarini71691 i cant see anything there ?

[Anakin53Padme]

@Demarini71691 whats up with the line bro?

[JustToPointless]

@Demarini71691 i still dont see wha tyou guys are talking about haha

[Demarini71691]

@JustToPointless the court is incredibly small.

[JustToPointless]

@Demarini71691 well is saw that lol but i thought it was somthin else haha

[nickers2]

@airlinefoodprez25 What's special about it?

[airlinefoodprez25]

@nickers2 that there is not room between the announcers table and the sideline usually there is a couple of feet between them

[nickers2]

@airlinefoodprez25 hahahaha thanks.

[NotYourAverageJoe321]

@airlinefoodprez25 i dont get it? what about the out of bounds line?

[KrfNYC2]

@NotYourAverageJoe321 I think he;s pointing out that the table is on the line.

[thenobs123]

@airlinefoodprez25 i dont get it

[airlinefoodprez25]

@thenobs123 there is no room between the out of bounds line and the scorers table

[thenobs123]

@airlinefoodprez25 oh ok i guess thats just not funny to me cause when i was in middle school we played on a court that had that on all sides:p

[airlinefoodprez25]

@thenobs123 haha thats like arena basketball

[thenobs123]

@airlinefoodprez25 lmao exactly

[GermTarrot]

@airlinefoodprez25 whats at 4:00?

[airlinefoodprez25]

@GermTarrot there is no space between the announcers table and the court

[krisjelinski]

@airlinefoodprez25 whats wrong with the out of bounds line?

[airlinefoodprez25]

@krisjelinski theres no room between the scorers table and the line

[jayNicks10]

@airlinefoodprez25 What abou the out of bounds line?

[airlinefoodprez25]

@jayNicks10 theres no room between the line and the press table

[aquamakwesha]

@airlinefoodprez25 i dont get it hahahha

[tonelli1478]

@aquamakwesha i think he is pointing out how narrow the court looks....the out of bounds lines are usually much farther apart

[TheBlackhawk58]

@tonelli1478 and the score stable is on the line

[BasketawlBoi]

yeah, i dont know why Dick butt...... i just got an erection. ugh

[frogstomp91]

Man, I wanted to see Vakidis :(

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! LMAO

[brentwhitehead]

whats the song called at 3: 24?