Ellen's Audience Has a Dirty Mind!

[klmeto]

Haha, I'm 14 and I got it.. 

[dylbertreilly1]

@blanknot HOMOS ATTACK

[link99055]

My girlfriend would love one of those.

[missmiysh2011]

WTF did i just see

[MsDanioDanio]

What WAS the joke? I didn't think it was dirty, and I am 19 years old...

[IIGrantx]

@MsDanioDanio its a sex joke, like to givr her a lick out

[girlbitten97]

That women at about 1:43 in the white jacket has kind of like a weird view /face expression...

[cookiecake0717]

@girlbitten97 she has.. umm.. special needs..

[taylovespatch2]

I thought it was "You can kiss your licking days goodbye" ....

[singerorlaith123]

@taylovespatch2 it woz

[xXTigerSPEEDXx]

Lol, I don't get it

[Indylovelife]

1:39 her reaction!! LOL

[LeDiskoLove99]

Damn us lesbians are getting lazy........can I get one?

[crazydog1207]

ellen..it's 3 am...please....let me sleep

....

maybe just one more..

[JOTennisVideos]

@crazydog1207 WEIRD, man it's EXACTLY 3am right now for me and im watching ellen vids.... AGAIN lol

[SleepyDisso]

Yeah I don't get it either... what... you can use it to masturbate with?

[wasabiluver]

@SleepyDisso Yup... you got it ;-)

[wabdih]

@SleepyDisso use it to lick your vag, or someone elses if you don't have the time

[ceramicwings]

hahaha. her face when she realizes what they are laughing at. priceless

[kimmer901]

haha i love how it takes her a sec to fugure out why they're laughin

[gerbil545]

HAHAHA

[SiMpSoN6644]

i still don't get it.. can someone explain?

[indieopium]

@SiMpSoN6644 It's a little mechanism with a tounge that you can " store easily under your bed " - the audience thought of it being used for masturbation. They linked something innocent to something dirty. But .. those things actually do exits as sex toys; that tongues that is.

[artsygall]

I love her reaction when she figures out what they thought

[BlackDomeJerome]

Where can i buy this lol

[ladelame1]

Nobody thought it was "Ellen's Easy Envelope"???

[hpeselyk]

hahahahahaha 

[Rebaluvr1234]

Hahaha "woooow. THAT WAS NOT THE JOKE!" I love Ellen. Haha

[blaineem]

love the expression on her face when she realizes it!

[Arushi1234]

i don't get it....

[ChaseDotters]

bwahahha that's so dirtyyyyy

[BloodySweetJbalz]

Wow this is pathetic.

I'm 13 and I got the joke. >.>

I love Ellen.

;D

[IndigoRockGirl94]

Hahaha! :'D

[itsrealityification]

omg i'm 17 and i didn't understand the joke until i read the comments haha



[GraLimon]

and the joke wassss? O_o?

[vngirly21]

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEZ

[AnnBajou]

And it took her a loooooong time...:D

[limxzero]

The joke beyond the joke.

[himeko009]

OMG people she's talking about using it the little licker thingy for masturbation! I guess I'm dirty minded?

[r3i123]

how could anyone not get this? it's so frikkin obvious....or am i just too dirty minded? wait, don't answer that...

[ImNafko13]

0:15 wink ;)

[ABmalikAH]

if you don't get the joke your virginity is showing

[lazybonez511]

@hellopeopleofthetube think of a certain naughty device that you wouldnt want people to know you had, but you wanted to keep it by your bedside for easy access

[nixieinmontana2]

As some as I saw the tongue I knew what they were thinking! lol

[Liliann76]

@BubbleTeaseXD

That means you are not old enough to watch this,sweety.

[LopeForestLope]

it took me a second....but I got it.....lol

[71midnite]

1:42 the woman in white is shocked

[hellopeopleofthetube]

i'll just come up front and say i don't get it. kind soul spell it out for me please?

[scouthouseluv]

the ideas cute actually. :3

[thejesster1993]

What if I'm 18 and didn't get it?!?!?

[Freckles7396]

when she said "where do you want to put it Andy" i totally thought that was it.

[StillAware]

@Freckles7396 That would have been even funnier.

[MrJaffacakemonster]

@Freckles7396 yeah and "your licking days are over"!

[yurismir1]

@Freckles7396 I thought it was "You can kiss your lickin' days goodbye"

[LaYourMaster]

wait what i'm fifteen and i dont get it :'(

[salvi016]

@LaYourMaster umm they thought it was a toy.....

[sexygirl101sex]

@LaYourMaster 

[sexygirl101sex]

@LaYourMaster a toy for sex



[chocoholicSISTA263]

@LaYourMaster its a good thing. Be happy ;)

[RainbowsTiger]

Press 0 and wait for her to say ''this is this is'' and keep replaying it XDDD It cracks me up so much

[nellie2581]

Great invention. I don't lick envelopes anymore anyway, I use water from a drinking glass and I dip my finger in it.

[Hiosableful]

It's kind of funny that she was oblivious within the five seconds between 1:35-1:40. :P

[SaarrahR]

WOOOWWW LMFAOO omg dirty ass minds

[lensol]

No matter what I do on youtube, I always end up on Ellen-videos :P

[ColombianMamiKO]

@lensol LMAO SO TRUE

[XOmisstay916XO]

@lensol BAHAA ME TOO!

[oxoxnataliax1]

Omg.... At first I didnt understand, but then... it hit me. Oh good god.

[4Kurtismyman]

...I don't get it.

[MissMakeupandGossip]

LOL

[TheOfficialPiixel]

Cant see the red dislike bar...

[Sweetforthesoul]

Ellen will never kiss her lickin' days goodbye

[keleic]

can someone explain the dirty thing that popped in the audience's minds? i'm so confused lol

[iamsultana]

@keleic where do you think a girl will use a licking tool that she keeps under her bed?

[chocoholicSISTA263]

@iamsultana her nipples??

[MoFanz]

Ellen's prop people are amazing.

[Pinja567]

Man, I want Andy's job!!

[mimislovVe]

audience:"WOOOH!!!"

Ellen: that was not the joke

:PPP

[garystepp]

i could use that machine till the tongue wilts.. haha

[reesesmovies]

where can i buy that

[BubbleTeaseXD]

i didn't get the joke....

[EmmaCharmed]

@BubbleTeaseXD a licking .... gadget ... presented by a lesbian ... do the math ;)

[mozzajunior]

@BubbleTeaseXD She was joking that you can use it for masturbating...

[linz85able]

@BubbleTeaseXD Oh dear, you;re more innocent than me!! n that ain't good lol.

[mollymoomarie222]

@BubbleTeaseXD itz a lezbo thing..

[mamamarang]

@BubbleTeaseXD i guess you have a clean mind..lol..=D

[Esorassen]

@BubbleTeaseXD she said it stores easily under the bed. as in people could keep it under the bed then pull it out and use it for pleasuring themselves

[Shift4chizzle]

@BubbleTeaseXD badgewlers 

[chocoholicSISTA263]

@BubbleTeaseXD aww bless you! You;re a cutey

[funnylala2105]

"you can kiss your lickin' days goodbye"

[WokinRice]

1:42

SAAAAATAAAAAAN.

[R3DeckHD]

@WokinRice which one?

[yaying404]

I didn't get the joke ^^

and I actually thought "where you wanna put it andy" was the joke xP

[PanderflyLUV]

"It stores easily under the bed so that you don't have to worry about... anything."

"Hahahaha'

"Wow.."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA!"

"That was NOT the joke!"

lol

[brndnrckn]

haha i dont get it..

[PanderflyLUV]

@brndnrckn Really? Hide it under the bed... It's a tongue...?

[brndnrckn]

@PanderflyLUV no.. how is hiding a tongue under the bed dirty? i dont get it at all lol.

[RuthieJey]

@brndnrckn Ellen is gay and is married... So the joke in which the audience thought of was that she would use it while her and Portia got intiment.

[artiebarnes]

@RuthieJey intiment?

[talkingaboutrandom01]

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

[andisgreys]

They sell these in Japan, I'm sure.

[TheAndroidNerd]

my bick is enormous!! (haha dirty mind!)

[Jatsun95]

@TheAndroidNerd didnt read it wrong

[cheekyrulez]

at first i didnt get it but now i do O_o

[ariedevine]

@emilysarahful gy

[924nicoleee]

I still don't get it... o.o

[TheCorrsFriends]

The lady at 1:42 is kinda creepy.

[NorwegianMuslimGirl]

@TheCorrsFriends

She has a sickness, and can't move on her neck or face.. she's handicap ed!! -.-

[jamesfranco0312]

@TheCorrsFriends which lady thers like 10

[TheCorrsFriends]

@jamesfranco0312 the one that's obviously kind of creepy and looks like a victim of the Tom Riddle's basilisk (the one that's not moving, to your left)

[RealComedy101]

@TheCorrsFriends thats rude! you can obvisly tell she has autism! god..no respect

[TheCorrsFriends]

@RealComedy101 I don't know if you're being serious or sarcastic but I didn't thought that way. I thought she was just zoned out and that.

[R3DeckHD]

@TheCorrsFriends which lady?

[9753241860hb]

@TheCorrsFriends haha xD

[kandeelov100]

@TheCorrsFriends in the corner???

[TheCorrsFriends]

@kandeelov100 OMG, MY COMMENT HAS 110 THUMBS UP. I feel so good. Huh, yeah, the one that looks kinda frozen.

[kandeelov100]

@TheCorrsFriends ohhhh ye man its so creepy lmfao!!!

[xXxkawaiisugarxXx]

@TheCorrsFriends

which lady ??

[kelsarecool]

@TheCorrsFriends i think that lady is my teacher 0_0

[TheCorrsFriends]

@kelsarecool HAHAH, seriously? Bah, she's in the Ellen audience, she's automatically awesome.

[CriminalMindsFan55]

@TheCorrsFriends What lady?

[MerwaiseA]

@CriminalMindsFan55 look at the girl with pink stripes, and then look at the lady behind her, that is just like frozen -ish

[CriminalMindsFan55]

@MerwaiseA Haha I got it thank you so much.

[SparpNo2Pencil]

@TheCorrsFriends which one

[TheCorrsFriends]

@SparpNo2Pencil the one who looks frozen. No offense.

[AllHailGaga]

I get the dirty reference, but she says "that was not the joke", so if she didn't mean it in a dirty way, what did she mean? I mean why else would you keep it under your bed, lol?

[BoOkLuVrHTSC]

I am pretty sure if your a teenager u understand it, LOL trust me, am a teenager and in school there alot of things I had learned ALOT of perverted things evry since i turned 13 and sometimes when u say 'do it' 'give me some' etc. right away somone starts laughing, especially in High school there lots of perverts Especially the GUYS. LMFAO

[Disn4yLover36]

@BoOkLuVrHTSC Haha, thats agreeable. Once you hit middle school prepare for pervertedness.

[waleedsajjadkhan14]

@BoOkLuVrHTSC LOOOL that's so true. I'm in 8th grade and I have a hella dirty mind. I just can't help it. I try not to think about it but just hearing it from so many people... well ya know XD

[BoOkLuVrHTSC]

@waleedsajjadkhan14 I know before i was in the 8th grade when i was in the 7th the 8th graders wuld tell us that once u reach the 8th grade u are goin to be very perverted even more than now, i didnt belive them till i got there, LOL

[iLoveEllenLee]

I love Ellen's long pause with the blank face and then... "wow..."

[RissaNaChelle]

it hides easily under the bed

[inmyopinionism]

i laughed when the audience was quite lol

[inmyopinionism]

when was i suppose to laugh D:

[SaltTheWoundx]

I'm sure she didnt know what she said lol!

[BgirlRox123]

i dont get whats to dirty about this video

[DolphinPrincess89]

Anyone wonder if she said that on purpose? LOL

[b3njamin0912]

Whatever...we're all gonna be disgusted by our genitalias by the time we hit our 50s-90s

[DavidCookFan21]

@swimlots247 it's like a girl might have a toy under there bed....that's what people were laughing about

[swimlots247]

I dont get it?

[SapphireHeart100]

@swimlots247 it stores easily under the BED

[frank825212]

I don't get it? I have a clean mind:)

[MissMakeupandGossip]

@frank825212 where would a girl use a licking tool which means she doesnt need a man?

[eminemismyloverrawr]

@frank825212 you can store your vibrators under ur bed lol

[craiizy1ify]

this made my day

[maryy294]

ANDY!

[Mileneum69]

@maryy294 without shorts!!!

[maryy294]

@Mileneum69 CRAZY!!

[josiewlls]

lol... love her face wen she realizes wat they are laughing abt... :)

[TheGoldenEyedboy]

@josiewlls What were they laughing about

[josiewlls]

@TheGoldenEyedboy i guess its cuz she says stores easily under the bed.... and u no wat happens btw 2 girls in bed.... at least i think thts it lol

[emilysarahful]

the audience laughed at the least funny bit...

[sweetouth20]

@emilysarahful

u didnt get it

[ziggie2012]

i had to watch the ending a second time to get it xD

[Exmoor123]

Okay I'm a teen and my mind went right into the gutter the moment I saw the title. I came up with more gutter phrases than there were in the video!

[asmile949]

I would buy it!

[bok0306]

At 1:42 I swear the woman on the left looks like Aunt Petunia from Harry Potter!

[9753241860hb]

@bok0306 lol someone here in the comments said she looked creepy so I went to see what they were talking about and when I saw her I thought she looked like Aunt Petunia too, lol so i opened the comments and then pressed CTRL + F , typed petunia lol and you were the only other person XD

[themazeful]

I understood the whole thing right away. How come a lot of people didn't...morons

[LotsOfLoveLulu]

Her face when she understands why they are laughing was too funny

[morikahjo]

Ellen -"Where do you wanna put it , Andy?"

Me- AHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Ellen- (Silence) Ahh we didn't think about this...

Me- Oh wait....not yet...ok... -_-

Ellen: You can kiss your lickin' Days goodbye!

Me: AHAHAHAHHAHA!

Ellen- (Silence)

Me: DAMN It! x_x

[Twihard675]

@morikahjo ewwww she didn't mean it that way