Heather Graham Breastfeeding!

[2wheelfamily]

Mutha fucka tricked me

[justthat335ikid]

And i still did not see what i came here to see..

[BigG7757]

what a nob

[wower501]

That baby is so damn lucky...

[speedylegs8]

looks like mr bean epic...

[Gingervention]

booooooooooooooooring

[AmericanRiver]

I strongly suggest taco's for dinner!

[TypicalUser7]

Haha! This was released two exactly two years ago.

[N1ghtstar4]

Inglorious bastards was fukin terrible

[HansiPotter]

not worth watching it! the guy is an idiot !

[65tone]

you fuking liar

[Thopter]

Ironic that a movie reviewer that looks just like Major Toht is talking about killing Nazis.

[bombarto344]

these idiot nerds... i am gonna start to live in us in one year u have any state recommendation that i wont ran of of those!?

[jhsgalaxy]

you asshole just wasted MY time. If I get you I'll hurt you. You'll never ever waste my time again.

[BobbyRossRacing93]

@jhsgalaxy and your one load your mom should have swallowed

[EyesTheBean]

i searched " best reaction ever for bad kill " and this got up, wtf youtube!

[RandyLahey911]

"the hangover; not quite high art"

hahaha

[LGZ024]

uhhh what about the tits?!?!?!

[elrichzann]

Go to 8:10 for the tits.

[MrStufferino]

@elrichzann All pervs would've tried that. ;D

[chesmaster2ky]

I saw Jonathan commentate on the movie but, where's paula? (I bet, she's hot.)

[projectseventyone]

where is the tits?

[seirv0621]

i want 2 minutes of my life back...

[firecats4455]

the title is a lie you bastard

[JPizzle1122]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 - I have a great life, and an awesome job actually! But thanks for being a douchebag just because you're being a pervert on YouTube...

[coolryan121]

@JPizzle1122 Jon you are cool

[jakenash1998]

@JPizzle1122 lol

[miketh2005]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 ANYONE That is watching this video is a pervert! LOL

[Darthbrandon]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 To add to what Jon said to you, He doesn't need a hooker. he's married.

[JUNO8820]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 ouch you just got owned by that comment

[greenpopper38]

Time to delete my history...AGAIN! D:

[BenitoJamesFernandez]

Really great stuff

[thinkmanworld]

why so many teenagers are so addicted to sex?? i stumbled on this video suddly and really hate this immorality. women have hier own digity

[WhatTehFcuk]

@thinkmanworld lol and by stumbled you mean saw the thumbnail and clicked on it just to be disappointed when there weren't any boobs?

[thinkmanworld]

@WhatTehFcuk actually, i'm a girl.. so sory,,

[miketh2005]

@thinkmanworld Why are so many people bothered by something that is natural?

[geraldinebacalso]

You really look nicer when you have your beard and mustach on.

[darkknightstudios88]

I love how people hate you for having an opinion Jon, on almost all of your "Movie Night" videos. If you were willing to stoop to their level, you should hate them for the same reason.

[JPizzle1122]

@darkknightstudios88 - Yeh, well, I have fun responding to them anyway, haha.

Thanks for watching :)

[FalloutReaper]

both great movies :D also my name is Quentin :D

[lpo267]

im sorry but i didn't care for it and I FUCKING LOVE WAR MOVIES but this was sad some cool parts carves swasnica in the forehead last part.... a good but long war movie ''band of brothers'' 10 hours a h.b.o mini sires but it is amazing

[C2aimar123]

when are u gonna review the hangover part II?

please do so, i loved that movie

[RideMyBMW]

Hangover : My top 10 list of the decade.

[kamakazi1212]

You look better with a beard.

[JPizzle1122]

@HammerEditorPro - Okay... so I mis-placed a single space? Yeah... nice attempt fool.

[4squaredby4times4]

Quenton Tarantino goes over the top in his action films. This movie had some pretty hilarious parts! Great movie! LOL.

[TheTechSmile]

I'm so glad you got a new camera, wait was this released in 2009?

[JuusoTurunen]

You say comedy is not high art...

I think it's pretty high art! It's not that easy to make people laugh.

[Nosensefornonsense]

both fricking great movies all the way

[liveleakman]

the big problem I had with inglorious basterds was that most of it was in french, I spent half the movie watching the subtitles. 4/10

[Samael51760]

@treon123456 Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along.

[fliegeroh]

This guy knows nothing about movies.

[JPizzle1122]

@fliegeroh - I know as much as anyone, actually.

But thanks for being a dick, and referring to me int he third person like I'm not right here.

[SuperShoplifter]

wow i remember watching dis a year ago :P

[LetsPlaysFTW1]

2:50 I wouldn't say that, I think the asian man sounds very laugh inducing.

[MosleyFML]

Double 9 on inglourious, im not that into it to be honst. I understand what it was trying to do and normally im into the whole Nazi slaying, hell i even have 1500 GS on WaW, but it didnt do it for me. 4/10

[Kamakazi242012]

So you were LMAOing

[MarleyVK]

I'm reading all these comments, and all I can think is: "are you all in grade school? You do realize a good movie is not one that is all hilarity and explosions? The best movies ever made are so-called 'talking movies'. I consider film to be an art form, and sadly most films nowadays are used to make money, which then are giving people lower expectations and attention spans. Seriously, if Citizen Kane came out this year, everyone would hate it."

[JPizzle1122]

@MarleyVK - And do you realize that just because a movie has jokes and explosions - doesn't mean it's bad.

Please dismount your high-horse.

[MosleyFML]

@JPizzle1122 You beat me to it i'll admit. I was going to end up spamming your comment feed with an arguement between me and that pompous arse but you saved yourself. Great reviews btw.

[MarleyVK]

I love Inglourious Basterds. It is without a doubt Tarantino's worst film, but still it's pretty good. I realize it's 'boring', that's why you require a high attention span to view it. And also, did anyone even listen to the dialogue? I haven't seen that good of a script in years. I think everyone is so used to classic pulp fiction tarantino, something that isnt action comes as a surprise, and nowadays everyones hates new things.

[siomar60]

0:01

[acenace24]

Yeah Inglourious Bastards was the most overrated piece of crap i watched, it was honestly a failure.... 3/10

[TheUsurper50]

I was so bored during Basterds. Fucking overrated 

[hebiluver13]

The Hangover was fucking hilarioussss

[LUKEWAShHere]

inglorious basterds had its occasional funny and action moments, but i really couldn't stay focused because i felt it moved too slow. 6/10

[PivotMartini]

inglorious bastards was great 8/10

[brwneydgirl70]

I love the hangover but I couldn't get through inglorious basterds cause im impatient :/

[22912129113]

@brwneydgirl70 yea exactly same here! too much talk scenes imo ^,^ even though the absurd executions.

[MrBICKUS9]

i loved inglorious basterds, brilliant film 10/10

[jackylegs94]

"The only show on YouTube, that's talking about Hitler...on Christmas eve." I don't care what people say, you are probably my favorite, if not, one of my top five "YouTubers". You're funny AND intelligent. Judging by the bulk of your comments, it seems as though pretty much 90% of your subscribers are 12 year olds, only interested in you blowing shit up in a microwave.

[CorrinMovies]

anyone notic he hasnt had a 9 yet? Thumbs up if u did

[kyledavistv]

hangover 1122/10

[iammadrightnow]

@kyledavistv am i the only one who gets this joke?

[Rycan18]

The Hangover is one of the best comedy movie ever,i can watch this movie forever!and i will still love,Inglourious Basterds was a fun movie,the first 20 minutes are great,and the rest is just as good,a fun action movie,The Hangover 100/10,Inglourious Basterds 100/10!

[ximbabwe0228]

Ok I thought basterds was kinda stupid. You can blame me for this one, but I had no idea that they would actually succeed to kill Hitler. What the hell? Unlike the similarly-themed Operation Valkyrie, Basterds had absolutely no point. The writing and acting was witty and enjoyable enough to pull this movie out of the darkest recesses of failure. 5/10

[Martianhammock]

@ximbabwe0228 : It's supposed to be revenge fantasy?

[illegalyblind]

The Hangover sucked...It wasn't funny. I believe i am the only 15 year old who actually doesn't like this movie.

[666Brago]

@illegalyblind I'm not too crazy about that movie either. From the creators of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" which was also not worth watching.

[Preditor117]

"welcome to movie night, the only a show on youtube that's talking about Hitler on Christmas Eve."

I'm not sure why, but that line made me laugh. Like, I literally laughed out loud when you said that.

[tess1337]

What a fucking crappy shit film

[denovinha]

Lindo demais ele! rilitros

[gkcogs]

Number 1000 baby!!!

[streuner44799]

hangover bored the shit out of me, just a movie geeks like, because they haven't seen anything in their lives yet. for me it's a lame version of "very bad things"

[TheEmpireStartsHere]

you make fun of hitler because he was going to take the world and exterminate the jews too bad he didnt take the world and killed all the jews :(

[Sk8r2143]

F5 to skip ads!!! =) Pass it on...



[Flam3ProductionS]

the Hangover is 10/10 from me... but the inglorius basterds... i saw the trailer, but FUCK when i saw the movie it was a DAMN waste off time!!! it was so awrful i was like almost asleep... it has som good sences tho. Like when they was like smahing the nazi with baseball bat... but fck that shit i hated the movie.. i give it 3/10!!!

[09vl1603]

More movie nights please!

[jinxmalloy]

i didnt laugh when i saw the hangover.

[ocho85cincofan96]

@jinxmalloy you have no soul

[LachesisBlue]

Sounds like you take a biased position when reviewing the Hangover. Almost as if you have a negative pre-disposition towards comedies. Great none the less.

[BlueSpeedDemon13]

i love this movie thing its a nice breaker for the microwave and you dont have to worry about your junk

[Krizpyy]

Hangover was one of the best films ever 10/10

Inglourius Bastards was boring 3/10

[mrmakemakkara]

very nice videos tov toda

[RandomVideosInc640]

the Hangover reminds me of "dude, where's my car" where the same thing happens but they're trying to find his car.

[thedeadwalkk]

i am ahuge fan of all your episodes, i enjoy waching everything you release lol. keep up the good work!!!!!

[katiedominates]

brad pitt and christoph martz were AMAZING!!!! 10/10

[SRMkay]

To be honest, I expected The Hangover to be one of those comedies that I'd love and others would see as low-brow, but everyone seems to love it. Nice to see a comedy movie breaking the mold. Also... I have yet to see it all the way through. But I did like what I saw.

[3Leg2]

@ jpizzle u should do bruce almighty!!!!!

[thunderhub]

5:37 It is an amazing film. You might need to correct the rate-o-matic.

[rymaly]

the hangover sucks, inglorious basterds is freaking awesome

[HolyJoe09]

Hans Landa is going to be remembered as perhaps Tarantino's best character.

[AColonDashSix]

Easily the best part of the movie.

[dj5o5o5]

hey great videos i enjoy them

[golddemona]

I haven't seen either of these movies. (I want to, tho)

The Hangover sounds very similar in plot to "Dude, Where's My Car?". =P

[XdSK8RBOidX]

no its better than that its funny, badass and just plain awesome. The hangover- 9/10

[cullenoy]

i just want to say, you do a great job at reviewing movies! FTW!!!!

[paranasrdacoolest]

umm ya i did that probably why i went to jail for 5 years and on probation for 2 years now o well helped my sister shes jewish

[theomnificent]

The Hangover = 8/10

Inglorious Basterds = 8.5/10

[MrHeavyMetalx]

i thought the hangover was really funny, ive seen it many times! i didnt like inglorious bastards that much...i was hoping for a little more action

[AcEproductions95]

a movie critic, u are not, i give ur preformance a 3/10

[JPizzle1122]

AcEproductions95:

1) I never said I was

2) Why do you say that to begin with?

- Jon

[MrHeavyMetalx]

this is a movie review dude...anyone can do a review, Jon just does it better than most.

[viva0la0life]

@AcEproductions95

and yoda, you are not

[RoldanIncorporated]

inglourious bastards was one hell of a good movie. i had some plot holes, yet it filled them along the way. i was kinda bored withe the secondary plots. but they all beautifully tie together at the end. The movie had soo many good jokes, and quotes that i think alot of people will remember. "That's A Bingo!"

[codyownz2]

Inglorious Basterds was an amazing movie with great acting, a great plot, and amazingly-written dialogue, but there wasn't enough nazi killing for my tastes. 9/10

[Sprinkelz013]

fuck hitler !

[truegreenbuds]

Inglourious Basterds BORING i can not believe i spent $10 on it 6/10

[JPizzle1122]

truegreenbuds - You give a boring movie a "6" ...?

- Jon

[truegreenbuds]

@JPizzle1122 just for the ending

[Tyewilleatyoualive]

@truegreenbuds i cant believe you said that. You dont have good taste.

[JimiGoode]

Loved the Hangover, I also feel as if a lot of comedies have gotten old but I thought the Hangover was very original and very genuinely funny, I'd definitely give it a 10/10... sadly I never got to see Inglorious Basterds although I wanted to and still do.. and because it was there I'll give my two cents, I thought Avatar was absolutely terrible, albeit the graphics and visuals were absolutely incredible, I thought that the script and acting were bad leading to a very melodramatic overdone movie

[LordofWolves]

Honestly, I wasn't too thrilled with The Hangover. It was funny but it didn't have me laugh out loud that much. Overall a 7/10 at best. Inglorious Basterds was entirely another story however. I didn't find any of the scenes drawn out because of the fantastic and entertaining acting and different twists added along to the scenes. I don't see why people didn't like Bra Pitt's acting in this movie, it was perfect for the role: an American with a crap accent. Overall, a 10/10 and top 5 of 2009.

[Kadadj]

Inglourious Basterds was a terrible, boring movie? Why does everyone love it?

[jjm1388]

the hangover was a great and really funny movie, i was litterly jumping up and down and crying how bad i was laughing, if you haven't seen this movie then i would have to hit you in the face cause you'iv missed the best movie of 09, i'll give it a 10/10 overall,

[supermanththoee]

Hangover can't be 10/10 it can be 1 million!

[docplutonium]

Heil Hitler!

[GRANGSTASH]

@docplutonium no one cares! if u are in love with Hitler becuz most of us dont!

[Hotshotter3000]

To Hell with Hitler!

[docplutonium]

fuck off

[simms43]

hangover 20/10 it was

[petar070]

Hangover 6/10

[Hotwheelsftw]

Blown away by the ending and the movie. 10/10

[primehunterlol]

FUck these movies showing them killing poor nazi's FUCKERS

[levib0057]

read night by Elie Wiesel. ull know then what the nazis did primehunterlol

[j3venmusic]

both great basterds first half 10/10 second half 7/10 lacks a lil at the nd they should've had the basterds in it more often

[ChenJunHung]

i love both of them

[luke3854]

10/10

[Ampex101]

The Trailers are so misleading to Inglorious basterds,i was expecting Action comedy but boy was i wrong, First chapter is nothing what you see in the kick ass action filled trailer.

[halowarrior1000]

chinesseguy2 LOL best spam comment evar (alien nazis?)

[Kamakazi242012]

Finally watched The Hangover...and my review of it would be much like Riley's review of The Goods. Don't know what I'm talking about? Go watch it on his channel.

[EasyMovieStudios]

Ingloriuos bastards was truly awesome... the first time 'Hitler' was in a scene i couldnt stop laughing and many of my friends took turn acting his role out. i'd give it a 8/10

[adamw122007]

Inglorious basterds was pretty boring with all of the dialouge in the middle but it all payed off at the end, the hangover is a great movie i love it and even though i've seen it about 3 times it is still funny

[muitcannonman]

avatar was a amazing movie

[q123477]

agreed.

[graffitibig]

2 amazing movies ooo ya?!?!!!

[LosPeebles]

Being Jewish, I always resented the fact that there weren't too many stories of Jews fighting back during the Holocaust, which is really why I loved movies like Defiance, and Inglourious Basterds.

[CmGHaures]

Atleast you didnt upload the video on the first or last day of Hanukkah...

[Trowa71]

did he say his 400th episode?

[JPizzle1122]

Trowa71 - I said 400th video.

And why did you refer to me in the 3rd person?

- Jon

[xxTHALExx]

@JPizzle1122 I think he was asking the rest of the commenters Jon

[Trowa71]

@JPizzle1122 i guess i dont understand the joke... if there is one... or if you really have 400 episodes...

And i was actually asking the other viewers. Im not prone to actually being responded to by the video creator.

-Cole

[JPizzle1122]

@Trowa71

1) This was the 400th public video uploaded to my YouTube channel... but only the 7th episode of JPMN.

2) Well... why not? You commented on my video... why wouldn't I read it?

[JPStoned]

From one JP to another, keep doing what your doing.

[Vorarlbergerhardjump]

i loved it how you spelled IngramoschFelshammer :D

[themadmajor]

0:06 thank god you remembered

[yosherbob]

I loved both of these movies. They were two of my favorites.

[Powkeemawnz]

The Hangover was a good movie, but I was disappointed.

Everyone else in the theater was laugh really hard, but the most it made me do was chuckle. I was really hoping to laugh so hard I wouldn't be able to breath.

However I did like Inglourious Basterds, even though I thought it moved really slowly.

[boredomavenger]

@SRHBRO1488 + stoker48

I really loved Inglourious Basterds, I am just curious why you didn't like it. Any specifics? : /

[stoker48]

@boredomavenger mainly because it was unoriginal and boring. just becuse Christopher Waltz was amazing the movie itself was stupid. If it wasn't directed by Tarantino everyone would hate it. it's simply overrated.

[stoker48]

was i the only one that hated inglorious bastards? looks like it.......

[SRHBRO1488]

@stoker48

I DID TOO

[stoker48]

@SRHBRO1488 thank god I'm not the onlyone :)

[SRHBRO1488]

@stoker48

HAHA YEAH I JUST DIDNT LIKE HOW THE JEW MADE UP THE ENTIRE STORY FUCK HOLLYWOOD

[stoker48]

@SRHBRO1488 well yeah. a bunch of american jews killing Hitler in a jew's cinema. that pretty much covers how bad this movie was.

[kaukosaadin88]

hangover made me be ashamed to be human.. in a good way :)

[jo3yboy1]

my favorite part  in the hangover is when they are sitting at the table with the baby and james said look he's jacking off his little weenis. LOL.

[b1ggbyrd]

Carlos not at the table. LOL