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  • 2:09 EARTH REVOLVED FROM AN AMEBA!!! HAHAHAHA:D:D:D

  • Somehow I missed this one first time 'round, but I'm glad I found it now. That was a blast!

  • @OgreVI Bless you brother! In a way I'm not surprised you missed it first time round — many do. This spirit broadcast can only be picked up by the psychically sensitive! Clearly you've recently developed some very unnatural qualities. Don't be shocked if you start smelling disembodied baby sick .... — Yours in spirit, S. Sap.

  • just having a stroll through some of my 'favourited' videos - most are yours! It must be that psychic connection. x 

  • @LeSaMilano Hey Lesley! ;8) I think I was in a bit of a medication haze on this one. I had *raging* laryngitis, but I'm a terrible patient — get so restless just lying there in bed — playing around on an iMac is much better therapy! x

  • I too am psychic, and I discovered my abilities while a member of the Church of Unified Necromantic Theists. Other wise known as

    C.U.N.T.

  • LMAO.... Can't...stop...laughing...!!! XD

  • nice

  • I have always wondered why UFO's hang around Texas and anally probe prominent members of their communities.

    Great video thank you for sharing/

  • "The Earth quite obviously revolved from an Amoeba".....yeah? which way was it facing when it finished?

  • If the fig leaf is the genuine leaf Adam covered his bits with, it will remain unscathed in the composting! Dig for it Spiritualist Sap, dig man!

  • This is so funny, the tone of voice is priceless.

  • Hi I'm a serious scientist. The Earth quite obviously revolved from an Amoeba. You can't prove it didn't.

  • I "received" this astral transmission in the seance room at the Winchester Mystery House. Now I know that Sarah Winchester really did commune with the spirits! The really amazing thing is, I haven't been in that house in over two years!

    Great video!

  • On behalf of the spirit world, thanks so much for your affirmation/validation of the psychically spooky Largo64! We British psychics are now forced by law to introduce our shows with the humiliating preface that what people are about to see is for entertainment purposes alone with no scientific validity. It's just another manifestation of the fascistic agenda of rational thinkers against braindead folks like me!

    —Spiritualist Sap.

  • @TheraminTrees Clearly you have blown their theory of revolution out of the pond! Kudos!

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  • YAY! I'm psychically sensitive!

    Wait....what?

  • A few blocks from my home is the Church of the Divine Man (CDM). Once every 6 weeks they place a sign along my driving route (just 2 blocks from their church) announcing "Psychic Fair Today". I drive past and send them my thought, "sorry folks, but I can't make it today". One day, just for the hell of it, I will attend. My guess is that when I enter and am greeted, my silence will be met with a cry, "finally! you made it!" I could be guessing wrong, though...

  • LoL! Bloody skeptics...

    Thanks for the laugh!

  • hahaha!! C.U.U.U.U.!!! The fig leaf...hahaha! UFO's...hahahaha! Now those were amazing 5 facts! Thanks for ALL the laughs!! :-)

    Brilliance!! (As always!)

  • You fucking rule...I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thanks TT.

  • Thanks Crazy! I did have doubts about handing my channel over to this guy .... I usually shy away from such obvious publicity cu—, I mean, *stunts*! ;8)

  • TT,

    You should let this guy have free reign over your channel. I could use a few more laughs.

  • Just caught that "the earth revolved " , I love this video! but that bit will make me chuckle all day , you are clever,and my telepathy today is amazing as

    Epiphany earlier confirmed.

    Will channel to you later

    Best waves to you

    _Spiritualist Sap

  • Receiving your waves loud and clear alphadog — thank you for your affirming witnessing: it put a smile on my face and got Epiphany purring like a nutter!

    —Spiritualist Sap

  • That was quite well done. Subscribed.

  • Cool... Look, I've been praying/conjuring a 09 Harley Davidson FatBoy in Red... The one I have is black, so last millennium.. ..1000 Euro huh... ..hummm..

    Do you take American Express?

  • Oh my good Gordy! Quick, Epiphany — get googling 'Hurley Fat Boy'! .... You have? Let's have a look .... oh .... and he wants one of those in red?? Guess we'd better throw in some body paint ....

    Yes, kind sir! We take all cards, cash — and in emergencies, gold fillings!

    Blessings and psychic hugs

    —Spiritualist Sap

  • Thank you so much for seeing that my need for an over priced luxury motorcycle is more important to God than some starving sweat shop workers need for a bowl of corn meal in some 3rd world ghetto..

    Thank you Spiritual Sap, perhaps you would ride bitch with me sometime on my new hog, that hair would look great blowing in the wind... Oh, I'll need need new leathers too...

  • LOL! love it! especially Epiphany the boss eyed burmese

  • Brilliant! I especially like the donation bit at the end.

  • "And just maybe finally admit that the brain-dead can communicate with the living." LOL that line was the best. Instant sub!

  • Indoor UFO's.

    They are truly annoying.

    :)

  • Seriously, beliefs can become facts. I'm rich and sexy, rich and sexy, rich and sexy...I'm not rich and sexy yet. Does it only work if you think your a child of god? I'm gonna need some help with this one. Great vid, laughed my ass off.

  • I'm very glad that I came across this video. I've been worried about UFO's for a while now, since reading the beginning of the book of Ezekiel. It's very reassuring to know that the aliens who pilot them are both friendly, and enjoy a nice tea party. Though, now I feel silly for posting this, since with your psychic abilities, you knew I felt this already.

  • Spiritualist Sap....ROFL!!! I was happy to hear about that fig leaf! Good to know it's around still!! :-) GWIAICG!! Works for me...lol Now those are some amazing facts! ha!

    I'm glad I'm going channel to channel now to see what I've been missing...I would have hated to miss this one!! :-) YT glitches are getting on my nerves!! grrrrrrrrrr!

  • I love it! Made me laugh on several occasions.

    I particular loved the acronyms. Very good indeed Theramin!

  • Only Theramin Trees to pull this off.

    The idea, performance and production..... brilliant as usual.

  • An immediate classic.

  • That was absolutely BEAUTIFUL. I loved it immensely. Your poignant sarcasm and flawless wit is appreciated! I also like the reverb on the audio.

  • off the hook.

  • "I was only half-listening - but I have proof!"

    Loved it as always, Link my friend!

  • Thanks Linny ;8) I thought the '5 facts' thing was in danger of getting a little stale, especially having done it before — so handing it over to someone desperate for the publicity seemed the charitable thing to do. And I have no problem admitting, Mr. Sap is the most impressive psychic I've seen .... ;8)

  • LOOOOVEEED IT!!!!!!

    this video was insanely hilarious.

    Great work brother.

    5 BLOODY STARS : )

  • Hey thanks BreadWinner — 5 bloody stars from a bloody sceptic are truly bloody marvellous! Cheers ;8)

  • I could barely hold on to my chest infection whilst watching this! Found it hard to breathe from laughing!!!!

  • Dear Mr Pickles the Chimp! Whether I loosened your mucous, or caused you to die by asphyxiation and you are now commenting from the spirit realm — talk about win-win! — I am indebted to you for your psychic witnessing! Thanks! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • That's a good point, SS - I'm not sure if I'm currently in the flesh world or in the world of spirit. Either way, I think your clairaudient hair is acting as a spiritual aerial for my psychic connections to yourself... Love and kisses to Epiphany. x

  • I think your swirly thing hypnotized me. I can't stop watching it.

    Absolutely brilliant. ;-D

  • I sense the force is strong in this one, Epiphany! Mm, Epiphany agrees! Mr Xoroaster, if you find yourself choking on invisible swathes of lush curly hair, don't panic — it's just me testing out our psychic connection! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Made me laugh as ever! Great wig...er sorry, cool hair. Is your cat really called epiphany? I think it would be a good name.

  • Thank you Hypatia! Alas the thing about Epiphany was stretching the truth just a little — in that I don't have a cat and it isn't called Epiphany. But I do carry that photo round in my wallet, and like to think that somewhere in the universe there's a boss-eyed Siamese watching over me .... with at least one of its eyes. ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Was it a peaceful death?

    AHAHAHAHAHA...I just got a serious workout trying not to laugh too hard at work.

  • Oh I know how that feels Pathogens! The bereaved really don't have any idea how funny they are! I often have to dig a pencil in my thigh just to get through a reading! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Link, you know what I'm like when we get together, something sets us off and we just can't stop laughing... That was me all the way through this video!

    For some reason, the smug look when you said "That's the kind of evidence you just can't argue with" got me the most.

    *Just* perfect. ;^> xxx

  • Ah thanks Doug! ;8D I tried to reach for Sally Morgan or Colin Fry levels of smug — but I think that requires some kind of greasy embrocation ;8) xxx

  • Haha...very good....love this....will return to watch more of your vids...!

  • Dear xyzllii, my thanks — I am always touched by a sympathetic spirit! Often in the most unexpected places .... ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Unexpected me ! I actually , try to hide that I am quite thick...but what does...-S.Sap mean.

    Is it nice ? Ha.

  • Ah — S.Sap is my nom de plumage: 'Spiritualist Sap'. I tried out various stage names early on in my psychic career, but felt none communicated my essence so strongly as that one. My thanks again, kind unexpected lady. ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • I couldn't stop laughing at the story of the sailor's death. Er, I mean crying... so sad...

  • Cheers xerograde. I am often on the verge of manic laughter when giving psychic readings to the bereaved. I try to hold it in, as they tend to be quite a grumpy lot.

    —S.Sap

  • I think I've just found a great part time career. I'm quite good at manufacturing facts & telling lies. Probably pays well also. Seeing as I'm a great candidate possibly you can provide some training? Do you offer degree programs? Maybe a simple certificate would do since I'm a bit short on cash these days. Please let me know how I can get in on this great new scam (Oops! I mean career activity)! Your kindly response is anxiously awaited.

  • We do indeed offer surprisingly inexpensive training programs, which cover such subjects as 'developing your gullibility-radar', 'how to inveigle yourself into the lives of the prosperously-bereaved' and for those interested in UFOs, a quick course in Photoshop. I'll send you a pamphlet! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Very good Mr Sap.

    I especially like the:

    "I was think it was 'cos my hair was a little too cool."

    :)

    Keep up the good work!

  • lol... press play, close your eyes and think of garth marenghi

  • that's exactly what i thought lol

  • Fact: I'm still laughing as I write this. Fact: if that is your real hair and not a wig, you have better hair than me and I can no longer be affiliated with C.U.U.U.U or you--I'm just no that secure.

  • Dear tinySpectacle, my hair is the finest nylon money could buy. But wait, this means you •can• be affiliated with C.U.U.U.U. after all! I'll pop your bible page in the post today! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha damn, ran out of space.

  • This is awesome.

  • Absolutely brilliant! ;-)

  • Thanks Mconn! I'm glad my brain was able to touch yours — if that image isn't just a little too squishy! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Egg sandwich, poignant.

  • LOL

    Really funny!

    Especially the psychic bit!

    I've been wishing for a million pounds btw, but it hasn't become fact yet... Better keep trying, I guess...

  • You fool!

    Haven't you read the greatest new age writing of all time, The Secret???

    You have to "imagine" that you have a million pounds, from your armchair for hours, daily. I saw it in the movie.

    Now that's how you get stuff! I imagined money on the plane and when I was collecting my baggage at the airport not one, but 3 black luggage bags that looked almost identical to mine came out! And they were just FULL of different things I could pawn! I made $126! AMAZING! :O

  • Dear Atheistblindchick, I'm so sad to hear the spirits have not responded to your psychic money-plea. Personally I've found that hanging round the freshly bereaved — as well as the impending bereaved — can do wonders in turning those 'circs' around! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Gwiaicg, everyone. Live by it.

  • Brilliant.

  • i liek to put sugar on strawberries and then eating them.

  • Yeah, that's so fucking good!

    Try dipping fresh rhubarb in sugar.... MMMMMmmmm!

  • P.S. the PSX (is that really a proper name for a guy named venomfang? i only learned of the story after the fact) mockery towards the end really made me lol. also, i wish i had a telepathic cat.

  • Can't... breathe... laughing...

  • needs subtitles

  • subtitles are up ....

  • It looks like Spiritualist Sap belongs to the same hair-sect 'Peaceful Vibes' does! Hilarious, but so well done it was scary too. How I wish there weren't so many people exactly like this. Hope this video might serve some as a mirror, great work as always Thereamin!

  • Hey BC2 ;8) — the bit about the husband lost at sea was based on a real story, with a psychic giving horrendous details and really losing himself in his powers of description. We went to see a show by a famous UK 'psychic' Sally Morgan — just to see what the live experience was like. It was appalling — she didn't get a single hit the whole night. But — incredibly — on the way out, people raved that she had performed wonders. I thought, Did we see the same show??? ;8)

  • hahahah good ... very good.

  • Theory of revolution out of the pond heheh. That is classic.

  • LMFAO!!!

  • Thank you, sweet acronym-wielding lady!!! ;8)

    —S.Sap

  • That was fantastic!

  • Immediately made me think of Look Around You.

    Thanks ants.

    Thants.

  • I tried, I really did, I received the telepathic message to view this video, and I tried oh so hard to believe, but I am sorry, I could not make everyone see that these are facts.

    I guess that the brain washing of the church did not work ...

    Thankfully!. :-)

    PS: What great hair!

  • Dear Mr PerthPete. You may not've been able to make everyone see these were facts — but, in your generosity of spirit, you made me see that you are my psychic brethren! Now if I could trouble you for your life savings? ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • I am commenting telepathically using the metaphysical realm to say "OMG" and "LOL". No, wait! Make that "ROFLMAO"!

  • 'OMG' 'LOL' 'ROFLMAO'?? Ooooooh — I just had an acronym-gasm!!! Thank you 8WholeThing!

    —S.Sap

  • LOL divine humour!! :D

  • here I was having a peaceful brain-dead morning, like you do, and suddenly I felt an echoing wave come over me- I thought at first it was one of those pesky indoor ufos whizzing by (I am in New Mexico after all) - then I realized the echo was coming from inside my own head. Too bad cos I like a good alien probe now and then!

    *ILAGAPNAT*

  • *ILAGAPNAT* — I sense a T-SHIRT COMING ON!!!!!! ILAGAPNAT, ILAGAPNAT, ILAGAPNAT .... ah that rolls *beautifully* off the tongue. I am in acronym heaven!! Thank you, kind mysterious New Mexican lady! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Terrific, Thank's.

  • brilliant !!

  • Fantastic.

  • Should we make the cheques out to:

    CUUUU

    Analyses

    Spiritual

    Health with a microscope

    ??

    8~)

  • You've got it in one, Sister! It is so affirming when I meet people like you, on exactly my psychic wavelength!

    —S.Sap

  • Wow! The PCS reference at the end was great!

  • I believe! From your mind to my mind!■

  • Thank you Longhairred! And from your hair to mine! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • I too have no computer and am sharing this enervating projection with my companions forthwith. thank you ever so much

  • Bless you for witnessing, Nhurm! Thank you.

    —S.Sap

  • the sound is cool, but i can hear shit.

  • The psychic message is stronger with some than others, but there are subtitles for the overly rational.

    —S.Sap

  • This guy is fucking sharp!!! Holy shit, he's reversed everything we've ever known about...

    ...

    EVERYTHING

  • Thanks you for that affirmation MOTORHELL — I am a proud reverser of knowledge!

    —S.Sap

  • Ah, screw knowledge. Just read yer damn Bible already

  • I could've sworn I posted this already, must've been the negative vacuum that lingers on youtube.

    I can't believe these close-minded science idiots are following Richard Hawking.

    If the earth revolved from an amoeba, then why are there still amoebas?

  • Tell me about it Baileys! I've been on to YouTube about their psychic connection — or lack of it! — for months. Yep Mr. Brain-box Richard Hawking will realise what a silly boy he's been when he crosses into spirit and finds out all those 'private' things he think no one sees, weren't so private. He should've listened ....

    —S.Sap

  • "If the earth revolved from an amoeba, then why are there still amoebas?"

    I HAVE to use this quote.

  • You're welcome :-)

  • Oh, the hilarity. Smirks and sniggers all 'round (in an "icwatudidthar" sense, of course.)

  • indoor ufo = alien pie

    : )

  • Funny you should mention that — I did get a whiff of cooking apples as it whizzed by!

    —S.Sap

  • lol

    what about alien flavored...

    grandma's secret recipe

  • You are brilliant.

  • 100% agreed

  • I laughed my ass off at the PCS reference at the end. 5 stars

  • Thanks PoDReligion. Ah, good old PCS. He attempts mediocrity — and achieves it.

    —S.Sap

  • Microscopes = science. It's a widely believed fact!

  • Exactly Mr Vicepresident! Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I put my bible page under that microscope — that clash of science and religion would surely be like matter and anti-matter! I am careful to keep them in separate drawers!

    —S.Sap

  • Nice try, but I know all about your F.A.C.T.s:

    Fabrications

    And

    Contrived

    Tales

    >_>

    I dunno... Spiritualist Sap said he loves acronyms, I'm just trying to be cool like him.

  • "Was it a peaceful death?" LOFL!!

    Brilliant, Trees! I don't usually care for tag videos and especially five fucking facts - but this one was unique. One question: were they all true?

  • Every word, Ancient! Scientists try to claim that their facts are better than mine — and other like-minded folks! — just because their ones are 'true'. But that's just discrimination pure and simple. It's monstrous and tyrannical!!! I want to see equality for all facts, true, false or inbetween — what I like to call bi-factual.

    —S.Sap

  • "Bi-factual"... LOVE it! :D

  • This was great. Very funny. Fact.

  • As the first to confirm my message got through, my gratitude and blessings on you CriticalAtheist! You don't know how relived I was to know that my humble — yet hopelessly heroic — experiment didn't fall on its arse! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Lmao.

  • Great vid bud... 5ed and faved

  • Thanks Crayola ;8) Glad the psychic message got through!

    —S.Sap

  • i tried to watch this vid but the sound is TOO echoy <--- i know its not a word. I imagine this is what it would sound like having a conversation with god, but i would have to reply the same way. Please cut out some of the echo, thankx, now what is it you wanted to tell me?

  • It is a source of great psychic pain to me that alas my message will not be heard by all. But I remember when I first heard ghosts talking it just sounded like the budgie. Don't give up though! Try listening with the ears of your heart ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • "the Earth revolved from an amoeba"

    Classic!

  • Fucking brilliant mate! 5 starred and faved.

  • Thanks RationalMuscle! And do let me know if PayPal give you any shit with your C.U.U.U.U. donation! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • that's a faved!!

  • Hey brethren — thanks for the solidarity!! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Oh that killed me. Was it a peaceful death? yep!

    lol.

    Hey who did you tag?

  • Thank you Mr. Intelligentfalling!

    I psychically tagged 5 people — I await their replies. Three of them are dead.

    —S.Sap

  • LOL!

  • Dear ProfMTH. I've just visited your channel — and I see a man in torment. But the *fact* you received my psychic message shows me there is hope. I strongly urge you to consider a hefty donation of funds to the C.U.U.U.U.. Don't think about the money — just about the gesture of commitment you're making. I promise, when you've given away all your money, you will see changes in your life!

    —S.Sap

  • Fact 4: I take photos...of UFOs.

    ...

    ...

    FACT.

    Lmao. Love the pause and reaffirmation.

  • AHHAHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Best video of ALL TIME!!!!!!!  I donate all my $time to the Spiritualist Sap because I know that one day he will succeed in debunking the theory of revolution!

    Okay, I have to stop laughing so I can finish typing!

  • Yo! Solidarity, Sistren! Together we *will* get there!! By the way, I've received several comments from ghosts — yes, they write comments too! — who wanted to extend their thanks to you for your incredible validation. They think you're ecto-gasmic!!!!! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Here is a message from one of those ghosts that was written in disappearing/reappearing ink:

    "G.O.D. hugs trees. Musical trees".

  • Your tactile-voyant psychic message made it through the YouEtherTube! [hmm — that didn't sound quite so close to 'urethra tube' when it was in my head, but anyway we'll move on briskly ....] And is very much reciprocated my dear ghost lady! ;8)

  • "I say to them, are you criticizing or inquiring about a franchise?"

    Best line ever.

  • ;8)

  • I laughed at the "a thousand miles a second...almost the speed of sound bit"

  • Was it a peaceful death?

    LMAO! Thanks for the insightful... um... "facts"

    d;^>

  • Theramin's often spoken of you a2z — I'm so glad you got this psychic projection and take it as a great vindication of the sap I dribble, that one as powerfully sceptical as you should be able to tune into my vibe! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • LOL I so enjoy your sense of humour. Great video. : )

  • Thanks capergirl! At the C.U.U.U.U. we treasure humour — as we say, if you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?? ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • Loved the VenomFangX dig at the end.

  • VenomFangX is a lightweight — only fit to lick the flap of the envelope I push. Cheers!

    —S.Sap.

  • Lol.

  • "Bloody skeptics" LOL

  • Excellent, I thought this was genuine for the first 5 seconds

  • What do you mean?? It was ALL genuine! ;8) Actually a load of this is all too genuine — exaggerated, but inspired by gob-smacking 'real' events/people. Like a TV psychic who got carried away and described tons of gory detail to a widow — then caught himself and tried to back-peddle furiously. The dangers of improv, eh?

  • Wouldn't that be "cistern"

    LOL.

  • 'Cistern'? I think you'll find that's a chapel in Italy whose ceiling was painted by Leonardo da Caprio.

    —S.Sap

  • Silly scientists and their science. Don't they know waves can travel faster than the speed of light? Oh, I mean sound.

  • This is THE funniest thing I have seen in months!  INSTANT favorite.

  • Hey thanks you brethren! We at the C.U.U.U.U. believe in the healing power of humour — in fact we spend many many hours laughing the sick and disadvantaged. Peace! ;¬)

    —S.Sap

  • fantastic ending

  • LMAO! Hilarious...nice "Facts" lol "Bloody skeptics"

  • First! I know I feel terrible about myself.

  • As you should.

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