@OgreVI Bless you brother! In a way I'm not surprised you missed it first time round — many do. This spirit broadcast can only be picked up by the psychically sensitive! Clearly you've recently developed some very unnatural qualities. Don't be shocked if you start smelling disembodied baby sick .... — Yours in spirit, S. Sap.
@LeSaMilano Hey Lesley! ;8) I think I was in a bit of a medication haze on this one. I had *raging* laryngitis, but I'm a terrible patient — get so restless just lying there in bed — playing around on an iMac is much better therapy! x
I "received" this astral transmission in the seance room at the Winchester Mystery House. Now I know that Sarah Winchester really did commune with the spirits! The really amazing thing is, I haven't been in that house in over two years!
On behalf of the spirit world, thanks so much for your affirmation/validation of the psychically spooky Largo64! We British psychics are now forced by law to introduce our shows with the humiliating preface that what people are about to see is for entertainment purposes alone with no scientific validity. It's just another manifestation of the fascistic agenda of rational thinkers against braindead folks like me!
A few blocks from my home is the Church of the Divine Man (CDM). Once every 6 weeks they place a sign along my driving route (just 2 blocks from their church) announcing "Psychic Fair Today". I drive past and send them my thought, "sorry folks, but I can't make it today". One day, just for the hell of it, I will attend. My guess is that when I enter and am greeted, my silence will be met with a cry, "finally! you made it!" I could be guessing wrong, though...
Thanks Crazy! I did have doubts about handing my channel over to this guy .... I usually shy away from such obvious publicity cu—, I mean, *stunts*! ;8)
Just caught that "the earth revolved " , I love this video! but that bit will make me chuckle all day , you are clever,and my telepathy today is amazing as
Receiving your waves loud and clear alphadog — thank you for your affirming witnessing: it put a smile on my face and got Epiphany purring like a nutter!
Cool... Look, I've been praying/conjuring a 09 Harley Davidson FatBoy in Red... The one I have is black, so last millennium.. ..1000 Euro huh... ..hummm..
Oh my good Gordy! Quick, Epiphany — get googling 'Hurley Fat Boy'! .... You have? Let's have a look .... oh .... and he wants one of those in red?? Guess we'd better throw in some body paint ....
Yes, kind sir! We take all cards, cash — and in emergencies, gold fillings!
Thank you so much for seeing that my need for an over priced luxury motorcycle is more important to God than some starving sweat shop workers need for a bowl of corn meal in some 3rd world ghetto..
Thank you Spiritual Sap, perhaps you would ride bitch with me sometime on my new hog, that hair would look great blowing in the wind... Oh, I'll need need new leathers too...
Seriously, beliefs can become facts. I'm rich and sexy, rich and sexy, rich and sexy...I'm not rich and sexy yet. Does it only work if you think your a child of god? I'm gonna need some help with this one. Great vid, laughed my ass off.
I'm very glad that I came across this video. I've been worried about UFO's for a while now, since reading the beginning of the book of Ezekiel. It's very reassuring to know that the aliens who pilot them are both friendly, and enjoy a nice tea party. Though, now I feel silly for posting this, since with your psychic abilities, you knew I felt this already.
Spiritualist Sap....ROFL!!! I was happy to hear about that fig leaf! Good to know it's around still!! :-) GWIAICG!! Works for me...lol Now those are some amazing facts! ha!
I'm glad I'm going channel to channel now to see what I've been missing...I would have hated to miss this one!! :-) YT glitches are getting on my nerves!! grrrrrrrrrr!
Thanks Linny ;8) I thought the '5 facts' thing was in danger of getting a little stale, especially having done it before — so handing it over to someone desperate for the publicity seemed the charitable thing to do. And I have no problem admitting, Mr. Sap is the most impressive psychic I've seen .... ;8)
Dear Mr Pickles the Chimp! Whether I loosened your mucous, or caused you to die by asphyxiation and you are now commenting from the spirit realm — talk about win-win! — I am indebted to you for your psychic witnessing! Thanks! ;¬)
That's a good point, SS - I'm not sure if I'm currently in the flesh world or in the world of spirit. Either way, I think your clairaudient hair is acting as a spiritual aerial for my psychic connections to yourself... Love and kisses to Epiphany. x
I sense the force is strong in this one, Epiphany! Mm, Epiphany agrees! Mr Xoroaster, if you find yourself choking on invisible swathes of lush curly hair, don't panic — it's just me testing out our psychic connection! ;¬)
Thank you Hypatia! Alas the thing about Epiphany was stretching the truth just a little — in that I don't have a cat and it isn't called Epiphany. But I do carry that photo round in my wallet, and like to think that somewhere in the universe there's a boss-eyed Siamese watching over me .... with at least one of its eyes. ;¬)
Oh I know how that feels Pathogens! The bereaved really don't have any idea how funny they are! I often have to dig a pencil in my thigh just to get through a reading! ;¬)
Link, you know what I'm like when we get together, something sets us off and we just can't stop laughing... That was me all the way through this video!
For some reason, the smug look when you said "That's the kind of evidence you just can't argue with" got me the most.
Ah — S.Sap is my nom de plumage: 'Spiritualist Sap'. I tried out various stage names early on in my psychic career, but felt none communicated my essence so strongly as that one. My thanks again, kind unexpected lady. ;¬)
Cheers xerograde. I am often on the verge of manic laughter when giving psychic readings to the bereaved. I try to hold it in, as they tend to be quite a grumpy lot.
I think I've just found a great part time career. I'm quite good at manufacturing facts & telling lies. Probably pays well also. Seeing as I'm a great candidate possibly you can provide some training? Do you offer degree programs? Maybe a simple certificate would do since I'm a bit short on cash these days. Please let me know how I can get in on this great new scam (Oops! I mean career activity)! Your kindly response is anxiously awaited.
We do indeed offer surprisingly inexpensive training programs, which cover such subjects as 'developing your gullibility-radar', 'how to inveigle yourself into the lives of the prosperously-bereaved' and for those interested in UFOs, a quick course in Photoshop. I'll send you a pamphlet! ;¬)
Fact: I'm still laughing as I write this. Fact: if that is your real hair and not a wig, you have better hair than me and I can no longer be affiliated with C.U.U.U.U or you--I'm just no that secure.
Dear tinySpectacle, my hair is the finest nylon money could buy. But wait, this means you •can• be affiliated with C.U.U.U.U. after all! I'll pop your bible page in the post today! ;¬)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha damn, ran out of space.
Haven't you read the greatest new age writing of all time, The Secret???
You have to "imagine" that you have a million pounds, from your armchair for hours, daily. I saw it in the movie.
Now that's how you get stuff! I imagined money on the plane and when I was collecting my baggage at the airport not one, but 3 black luggage bags that looked almost identical to mine came out! And they were just FULL of different things I could pawn! I made $126! AMAZING! :O
Dear Atheistblindchick, I'm so sad to hear the spirits have not responded to your psychic money-plea. Personally I've found that hanging round the freshly bereaved — as well as the impending bereaved — can do wonders in turning those 'circs' around! ;¬)
P.S. the PSX (is that really a proper name for a guy named venomfang? i only learned of the story after the fact) mockery towards the end really made me lol. also, i wish i had a telepathic cat.
It looks like Spiritualist Sap belongs to the same hair-sect 'Peaceful Vibes' does! Hilarious, but so well done it was scary too. How I wish there weren't so many people exactly like this. Hope this video might serve some as a mirror, great work as always Thereamin!
Hey BC2 ;8) — the bit about the husband lost at sea was based on a real story, with a psychic giving horrendous details and really losing himself in his powers of description. We went to see a show by a famous UK 'psychic' Sally Morgan — just to see what the live experience was like. It was appalling — she didn't get a single hit the whole night. But — incredibly — on the way out, people raved that she had performed wonders. I thought, Did we see the same show??? ;8)
I tried, I really did, I received the telepathic message to view this video, and I tried oh so hard to believe, but I am sorry, I could not make everyone see that these are facts.
I guess that the brain washing of the church did not work ...
Dear Mr PerthPete. You may not've been able to make everyone see these were facts — but, in your generosity of spirit, you made me see that you are my psychic brethren! Now if I could trouble you for your life savings? ;¬)
here I was having a peaceful brain-dead morning, like you do, and suddenly I felt an echoing wave come over me- I thought at first it was one of those pesky indoor ufos whizzing by (I am in New Mexico after all) - then I realized the echo was coming from inside my own head. Too bad cos I like a good alien probe now and then!
*ILAGAPNAT* — I sense a T-SHIRT COMING ON!!!!!! ILAGAPNAT, ILAGAPNAT, ILAGAPNAT .... ah that rolls *beautifully* off the tongue. I am in acronym heaven!! Thank you, kind mysterious New Mexican lady! ;¬)
Tell me about it Baileys! I've been on to YouTube about their psychic connection — or lack of it! — for months. Yep Mr. Brain-box Richard Hawking will realise what a silly boy he's been when he crosses into spirit and finds out all those 'private' things he think no one sees, weren't so private. He should've listened ....
Exactly Mr Vicepresident! Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I put my bible page under that microscope — that clash of science and religion would surely be like matter and anti-matter! I am careful to keep them in separate drawers!
Every word, Ancient! Scientists try to claim that their facts are better than mine — and other like-minded folks! — just because their ones are 'true'. But that's just discrimination pure and simple. It's monstrous and tyrannical!!! I want to see equality for all facts, true, false or inbetween — what I like to call bi-factual.
As the first to confirm my message got through, my gratitude and blessings on you CriticalAtheist! You don't know how relived I was to know that my humble — yet hopelessly heroic — experiment didn't fall on its arse! ;¬)
i tried to watch this vid but the sound is TOO echoy <--- i know its not a word. I imagine this is what it would sound like having a conversation with god, but i would have to reply the same way. Please cut out some of the echo, thankx, now what is it you wanted to tell me?
It is a source of great psychic pain to me that alas my message will not be heard by all. But I remember when I first heard ghosts talking it just sounded like the budgie. Don't give up though! Try listening with the ears of your heart ;¬)
Dear ProfMTH. I've just visited your channel — and I see a man in torment. But the *fact* you received my psychic message shows me there is hope. I strongly urge you to consider a hefty donation of funds to the C.U.U.U.U.. Don't think about the money — just about the gesture of commitment you're making. I promise, when you've given away all your money, you will see changes in your life!
AHHAHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Best video of ALL TIME!!!!!!! I donate all my $time to the Spiritualist Sap because I know that one day he will succeed in debunking the theory of revolution!
Okay, I have to stop laughing so I can finish typing!
Yo! Solidarity, Sistren! Together we *will* get there!! By the way, I've received several comments from ghosts — yes, they write comments too! — who wanted to extend their thanks to you for your incredible validation. They think you're ecto-gasmic!!!!! ;¬)
Your tactile-voyant psychic message made it through the YouEtherTube! [hmm — that didn't sound quite so close to 'urethra tube' when it was in my head, but anyway we'll move on briskly ....] And is very much reciprocated my dear ghost lady! ;8)
Theramin's often spoken of you a2z — I'm so glad you got this psychic projection and take it as a great vindication of the sap I dribble, that one as powerfully sceptical as you should be able to tune into my vibe! ;¬)
What do you mean?? It was ALL genuine! ;8) Actually a load of this is all too genuine — exaggerated, but inspired by gob-smacking 'real' events/people. Like a TV psychic who got carried away and described tons of gory detail to a widow — then caught himself and tried to back-peddle furiously. The dangers of improv, eh?
Hey thanks you brethren! We at the C.U.U.U.U. believe in the healing power of humour — in fact we spend many many hours laughing the sick and disadvantaged. Peace! ;¬)
2:09 EARTH REVOLVED FROM AN AMEBA!!! HAHAHAHA:D:D:D
borissman 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheraminTrees
Somehow I missed this one first time 'round, but I'm glad I found it now. That was a blast!
OgreVI 6 months ago
@OgreVI Bless you brother! In a way I'm not surprised you missed it first time round — many do. This spirit broadcast can only be picked up by the psychically sensitive! Clearly you've recently developed some very unnatural qualities. Don't be shocked if you start smelling disembodied baby sick .... — Yours in spirit, S. Sap.
TheraminTrees 6 months ago
just having a stroll through some of my 'favourited' videos - most are yours! It must be that psychic connection. x
LeSaMilano 7 months ago
@LeSaMilano Hey Lesley! ;8) I think I was in a bit of a medication haze on this one. I had *raging* laryngitis, but I'm a terrible patient — get so restless just lying there in bed — playing around on an iMac is much better therapy! x
TheraminTrees 7 months ago
I too am psychic, and I discovered my abilities while a member of the Church of Unified Necromantic Theists. Other wise known as
C.U.N.T.
kpmadness 8 months ago
LMAO.... Can't...stop...laughing...!!! XD
maradashewolf 1 year ago
nice
azumaninjay 1 year ago
I have always wondered why UFO's hang around Texas and anally probe prominent members of their communities.
Great video thank you for sharing/
Jamesuni 2 years ago
"The Earth quite obviously revolved from an Amoeba".....yeah? which way was it facing when it finished?
Zatoichi444 2 years ago
If the fig leaf is the genuine leaf Adam covered his bits with, it will remain unscathed in the composting! Dig for it Spiritualist Sap, dig man!
Snackar 2 years ago
This is so funny, the tone of voice is priceless.
iCipher 2 years ago
Hi I'm a serious scientist. The Earth quite obviously revolved from an Amoeba. You can't prove it didn't.
Tyranith 2 years ago 3
I "received" this astral transmission in the seance room at the Winchester Mystery House. Now I know that Sarah Winchester really did commune with the spirits! The really amazing thing is, I haven't been in that house in over two years!
Great video!
Largo64 2 years ago
On behalf of the spirit world, thanks so much for your affirmation/validation of the psychically spooky Largo64! We British psychics are now forced by law to introduce our shows with the humiliating preface that what people are about to see is for entertainment purposes alone with no scientific validity. It's just another manifestation of the fascistic agenda of rational thinkers against braindead folks like me!
—Spiritualist Sap.
TheraminTrees 2 years ago 3
@TheraminTrees Clearly you have blown their theory of revolution out of the pond! Kudos!
tripnixon 1 year ago
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TheFirebrand 2 years ago
YAY! I'm psychically sensitive!
Wait....what?
ColAbernathy 2 years ago
A few blocks from my home is the Church of the Divine Man (CDM). Once every 6 weeks they place a sign along my driving route (just 2 blocks from their church) announcing "Psychic Fair Today". I drive past and send them my thought, "sorry folks, but I can't make it today". One day, just for the hell of it, I will attend. My guess is that when I enter and am greeted, my silence will be met with a cry, "finally! you made it!" I could be guessing wrong, though...
swimrski 2 years ago 2
LoL! Bloody skeptics...
Thanks for the laugh!
dzikv01 2 years ago
hahaha!! C.U.U.U.U.!!! The fig leaf...hahaha! UFO's...hahahaha! Now those were amazing 5 facts! Thanks for ALL the laughs!! :-)
Brilliance!! (As always!)
GreatGig1 2 years ago 2
You fucking rule...I haven't laughed like this in a while. Thanks TT.
crazypills2 2 years ago
Thanks Crazy! I did have doubts about handing my channel over to this guy .... I usually shy away from such obvious publicity cu—, I mean, *stunts*! ;8)
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
TT,
You should let this guy have free reign over your channel. I could use a few more laughs.
crazypills2 2 years ago
Just caught that "the earth revolved " , I love this video! but that bit will make me chuckle all day , you are clever,and my telepathy today is amazing as
Epiphany earlier confirmed.
Will channel to you later
Best waves to you
_Spiritualist Sap
alphadog7473 2 years ago
Receiving your waves loud and clear alphadog — thank you for your affirming witnessing: it put a smile on my face and got Epiphany purring like a nutter!
—Spiritualist Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
That was quite well done. Subscribed.
otherether 2 years ago
Cool... Look, I've been praying/conjuring a 09 Harley Davidson FatBoy in Red... The one I have is black, so last millennium.. ..1000 Euro huh... ..hummm..
Do you take American Express?
TheRonGordyShow 2 years ago
Oh my good Gordy! Quick, Epiphany — get googling 'Hurley Fat Boy'! .... You have? Let's have a look .... oh .... and he wants one of those in red?? Guess we'd better throw in some body paint ....
Yes, kind sir! We take all cards, cash — and in emergencies, gold fillings!
Blessings and psychic hugs
—Spiritualist Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Thank you so much for seeing that my need for an over priced luxury motorcycle is more important to God than some starving sweat shop workers need for a bowl of corn meal in some 3rd world ghetto..
Thank you Spiritual Sap, perhaps you would ride bitch with me sometime on my new hog, that hair would look great blowing in the wind... Oh, I'll need need new leathers too...
TheRonGordyShow 2 years ago
LOL! love it! especially Epiphany the boss eyed burmese
Polkacentric 2 years ago
Brilliant! I especially like the donation bit at the end.
wanderingskeptic 2 years ago
"And just maybe finally admit that the brain-dead can communicate with the living." LOL that line was the best. Instant sub!
AznDemonLord 2 years ago
Indoor UFO's.
They are truly annoying.
:)
gotohellfast 2 years ago
Seriously, beliefs can become facts. I'm rich and sexy, rich and sexy, rich and sexy...I'm not rich and sexy yet. Does it only work if you think your a child of god? I'm gonna need some help with this one. Great vid, laughed my ass off.
SocialAnathema 2 years ago
I'm very glad that I came across this video. I've been worried about UFO's for a while now, since reading the beginning of the book of Ezekiel. It's very reassuring to know that the aliens who pilot them are both friendly, and enjoy a nice tea party. Though, now I feel silly for posting this, since with your psychic abilities, you knew I felt this already.
tobiasaurusrex 2 years ago
Spiritualist Sap....ROFL!!! I was happy to hear about that fig leaf! Good to know it's around still!! :-) GWIAICG!! Works for me...lol Now those are some amazing facts! ha!
I'm glad I'm going channel to channel now to see what I've been missing...I would have hated to miss this one!! :-) YT glitches are getting on my nerves!! grrrrrrrrrr!
GreatGig1 2 years ago
I love it! Made me laugh on several occasions.
I particular loved the acronyms. Very good indeed Theramin!
Lihiro 2 years ago
Only Theramin Trees to pull this off.
The idea, performance and production..... brilliant as usual.
LuisDrGt 2 years ago
An immediate classic.
ozmoroid 2 years ago
That was absolutely BEAUTIFUL. I loved it immensely. Your poignant sarcasm and flawless wit is appreciated! I also like the reverb on the audio.
Guitarzoink 2 years ago 2
off the hook.
YogiToad 2 years ago
"I was only half-listening - but I have proof!"
Loved it as always, Link my friend!
DefenderOfReason 2 years ago 2
Thanks Linny ;8) I thought the '5 facts' thing was in danger of getting a little stale, especially having done it before — so handing it over to someone desperate for the publicity seemed the charitable thing to do. And I have no problem admitting, Mr. Sap is the most impressive psychic I've seen .... ;8)
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
LOOOOVEEED IT!!!!!!
this video was insanely hilarious.
Great work brother.
5 BLOODY STARS : )
BreadWinner06 2 years ago
Hey thanks BreadWinner — 5 bloody stars from a bloody sceptic are truly bloody marvellous! Cheers ;8)
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
I could barely hold on to my chest infection whilst watching this! Found it hard to breathe from laughing!!!!
PicklesChimp 2 years ago
Dear Mr Pickles the Chimp! Whether I loosened your mucous, or caused you to die by asphyxiation and you are now commenting from the spirit realm — talk about win-win! — I am indebted to you for your psychic witnessing! Thanks! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
That's a good point, SS - I'm not sure if I'm currently in the flesh world or in the world of spirit. Either way, I think your clairaudient hair is acting as a spiritual aerial for my psychic connections to yourself... Love and kisses to Epiphany. x
PicklesChimp 2 years ago
I think your swirly thing hypnotized me. I can't stop watching it.
Absolutely brilliant. ;-D
Xoroaster 2 years ago
I sense the force is strong in this one, Epiphany! Mm, Epiphany agrees! Mr Xoroaster, if you find yourself choking on invisible swathes of lush curly hair, don't panic — it's just me testing out our psychic connection! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Made me laugh as ever! Great wig...er sorry, cool hair. Is your cat really called epiphany? I think it would be a good name.
Hypatia350 2 years ago
Thank you Hypatia! Alas the thing about Epiphany was stretching the truth just a little — in that I don't have a cat and it isn't called Epiphany. But I do carry that photo round in my wallet, and like to think that somewhere in the universe there's a boss-eyed Siamese watching over me .... with at least one of its eyes. ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Was it a peaceful death?
AHAHAHAHAHA...I just got a serious workout trying not to laugh too hard at work.
PathogensQuest 2 years ago
Oh I know how that feels Pathogens! The bereaved really don't have any idea how funny they are! I often have to dig a pencil in my thigh just to get through a reading! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Link, you know what I'm like when we get together, something sets us off and we just can't stop laughing... That was me all the way through this video!
For some reason, the smug look when you said "That's the kind of evidence you just can't argue with" got me the most.
*Just* perfect. ;^> xxx
QualiaSoup 2 years ago 10
Ah thanks Doug! ;8D I tried to reach for Sally Morgan or Colin Fry levels of smug — but I think that requires some kind of greasy embrocation ;8) xxx
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Haha...very good....love this....will return to watch more of your vids...!
xyzllii 2 years ago
Dear xyzllii, my thanks — I am always touched by a sympathetic spirit! Often in the most unexpected places .... ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Unexpected me ! I actually , try to hide that I am quite thick...but what does...-S.Sap mean.
Is it nice ? Ha.
xyzllii 2 years ago
Ah — S.Sap is my nom de plumage: 'Spiritualist Sap'. I tried out various stage names early on in my psychic career, but felt none communicated my essence so strongly as that one. My thanks again, kind unexpected lady. ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing at the story of the sailor's death. Er, I mean crying... so sad...
xerograde 2 years ago 4
Cheers xerograde. I am often on the verge of manic laughter when giving psychic readings to the bereaved. I try to hold it in, as they tend to be quite a grumpy lot.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
I think I've just found a great part time career. I'm quite good at manufacturing facts & telling lies. Probably pays well also. Seeing as I'm a great candidate possibly you can provide some training? Do you offer degree programs? Maybe a simple certificate would do since I'm a bit short on cash these days. Please let me know how I can get in on this great new scam (Oops! I mean career activity)! Your kindly response is anxiously awaited.
featherdude 2 years ago
We do indeed offer surprisingly inexpensive training programs, which cover such subjects as 'developing your gullibility-radar', 'how to inveigle yourself into the lives of the prosperously-bereaved' and for those interested in UFOs, a quick course in Photoshop. I'll send you a pamphlet! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Very good Mr Sap.
I especially like the:
"I was think it was 'cos my hair was a little too cool."
:)
Keep up the good work!
SPWhipp 2 years ago
lol... press play, close your eyes and think of garth marenghi
HighKingOfDalliance 2 years ago 2
that's exactly what i thought lol
Khayd4126 2 years ago
Fact: I'm still laughing as I write this. Fact: if that is your real hair and not a wig, you have better hair than me and I can no longer be affiliated with C.U.U.U.U or you--I'm just no that secure.
tinySpectacle 2 years ago 2
Dear tinySpectacle, my hair is the finest nylon money could buy. But wait, this means you •can• be affiliated with C.U.U.U.U. after all! I'll pop your bible page in the post today! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha damn, ran out of space.
Animavore 2 years ago
This is awesome.
jbz3 2 years ago
Absolutely brilliant! ;-)
mconn2112 2 years ago
Thanks Mconn! I'm glad my brain was able to touch yours — if that image isn't just a little too squishy! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Egg sandwich, poignant.
thunderpants10 2 years ago
LOL
Really funny!
Especially the psychic bit!
I've been wishing for a million pounds btw, but it hasn't become fact yet... Better keep trying, I guess...
Atheistblindchick 2 years ago
You fool!
Haven't you read the greatest new age writing of all time, The Secret???
You have to "imagine" that you have a million pounds, from your armchair for hours, daily. I saw it in the movie.
Now that's how you get stuff! I imagined money on the plane and when I was collecting my baggage at the airport not one, but 3 black luggage bags that looked almost identical to mine came out! And they were just FULL of different things I could pawn! I made $126! AMAZING! :O
WRAYDAY 2 years ago
Dear Atheistblindchick, I'm so sad to hear the spirits have not responded to your psychic money-plea. Personally I've found that hanging round the freshly bereaved — as well as the impending bereaved — can do wonders in turning those 'circs' around! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Gwiaicg, everyone. Live by it.
wehavemagnums 2 years ago
Brilliant.
Textra1 2 years ago
i liek to put sugar on strawberries and then eating them.
eSilva90 2 years ago
Yeah, that's so fucking good!
Try dipping fresh rhubarb in sugar.... MMMMMmmmm!
WRAYDAY 2 years ago
P.S. the PSX (is that really a proper name for a guy named venomfang? i only learned of the story after the fact) mockery towards the end really made me lol. also, i wish i had a telepathic cat.
AntiChristAntiFail 2 years ago
Can't... breathe... laughing...
PanNarran 2 years ago
needs subtitles
AntiChristAntiFail 2 years ago
subtitles are up ....
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
It looks like Spiritualist Sap belongs to the same hair-sect 'Peaceful Vibes' does! Hilarious, but so well done it was scary too. How I wish there weren't so many people exactly like this. Hope this video might serve some as a mirror, great work as always Thereamin!
bCurious2 2 years ago 2
Hey BC2 ;8) — the bit about the husband lost at sea was based on a real story, with a psychic giving horrendous details and really losing himself in his powers of description. We went to see a show by a famous UK 'psychic' Sally Morgan — just to see what the live experience was like. It was appalling — she didn't get a single hit the whole night. But — incredibly — on the way out, people raved that she had performed wonders. I thought, Did we see the same show??? ;8)
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
hahahah good ... very good.
MissAnthropic66 2 years ago
Theory of revolution out of the pond heheh. That is classic.
mattyabsley 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!
Elaina43 2 years ago
Thank you, sweet acronym-wielding lady!!! ;8)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
That was fantastic!
otakujhp 2 years ago
Immediately made me think of Look Around You.
Thanks ants.
Thants.
Gesmehod 2 years ago
I tried, I really did, I received the telepathic message to view this video, and I tried oh so hard to believe, but I am sorry, I could not make everyone see that these are facts.
I guess that the brain washing of the church did not work ...
Thankfully!. :-)
PS: What great hair!
PerthPete1 2 years ago
Dear Mr PerthPete. You may not've been able to make everyone see these were facts — but, in your generosity of spirit, you made me see that you are my psychic brethren! Now if I could trouble you for your life savings? ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
I am commenting telepathically using the metaphysical realm to say "OMG" and "LOL". No, wait! Make that "ROFLMAO"!
8WholeThing 2 years ago 3
'OMG' 'LOL' 'ROFLMAO'?? Ooooooh — I just had an acronym-gasm!!! Thank you 8WholeThing!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
LOL divine humour!! :D
Buschox 2 years ago
here I was having a peaceful brain-dead morning, like you do, and suddenly I felt an echoing wave come over me- I thought at first it was one of those pesky indoor ufos whizzing by (I am in New Mexico after all) - then I realized the echo was coming from inside my own head. Too bad cos I like a good alien probe now and then!
*ILAGAPNAT*
LeSaMilano 2 years ago
*ILAGAPNAT* — I sense a T-SHIRT COMING ON!!!!!! ILAGAPNAT, ILAGAPNAT, ILAGAPNAT .... ah that rolls *beautifully* off the tongue. I am in acronym heaven!! Thank you, kind mysterious New Mexican lady! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Terrific, Thank's.
flomartoo 2 years ago
brilliant !!
11889music 2 years ago
Fantastic.
miksedene 2 years ago
Should we make the cheques out to:
CUUUU
Analyses
Spiritual
Health with a microscope
??
8~)
ghostgummed 2 years ago
You've got it in one, Sister! It is so affirming when I meet people like you, on exactly my psychic wavelength!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Wow! The PCS reference at the end was great!
afBeaver 2 years ago
I believe! From your mind to my mind!■
longhairred 2 years ago
Thank you Longhairred! And from your hair to mine! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
I too have no computer and am sharing this enervating projection with my companions forthwith. thank you ever so much
Nhurm 2 years ago
Bless you for witnessing, Nhurm! Thank you.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
the sound is cool, but i can hear shit.
waksibra 2 years ago
The psychic message is stronger with some than others, but there are subtitles for the overly rational.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
This guy is fucking sharp!!! Holy shit, he's reversed everything we've ever known about...
...
EVERYTHING
666MOTORHELL666 2 years ago
Thanks you for that affirmation MOTORHELL — I am a proud reverser of knowledge!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Ah, screw knowledge. Just read yer damn Bible already
666MOTORHELL666 2 years ago
I could've sworn I posted this already, must've been the negative vacuum that lingers on youtube.
I can't believe these close-minded science idiots are following Richard Hawking.
If the earth revolved from an amoeba, then why are there still amoebas?
BaileysBeads 2 years ago
Tell me about it Baileys! I've been on to YouTube about their psychic connection — or lack of it! — for months. Yep Mr. Brain-box Richard Hawking will realise what a silly boy he's been when he crosses into spirit and finds out all those 'private' things he think no one sees, weren't so private. He should've listened ....
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
"If the earth revolved from an amoeba, then why are there still amoebas?"
I HAVE to use this quote.
ericv00 2 years ago
You're welcome :-)
BaileysBeads 2 years ago
Oh, the hilarity. Smirks and sniggers all 'round (in an "icwatudidthar" sense, of course.)
qwerty1qwerty1123 2 years ago
indoor ufo = alien pie
: )
Leadman1989 2 years ago
Funny you should mention that — I did get a whiff of cooking apples as it whizzed by!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
lol
what about alien flavored...
grandma's secret recipe
Leadman1989 2 years ago
You are brilliant.
dazzelya 2 years ago
100% agreed
Leadman1989 2 years ago
I laughed my ass off at the PCS reference at the end. 5 stars
PoDReligion 2 years ago
Thanks PoDReligion. Ah, good old PCS. He attempts mediocrity — and achieves it.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Microscopes = science. It's a widely believed fact!
vicepresidentfru1tly 2 years ago 2
Exactly Mr Vicepresident! Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I put my bible page under that microscope — that clash of science and religion would surely be like matter and anti-matter! I am careful to keep them in separate drawers!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Nice try, but I know all about your F.A.C.T.s:
Fabrications
And
Contrived
Tales
>_>
I dunno... Spiritualist Sap said he loves acronyms, I'm just trying to be cool like him.
vault312 2 years ago 4
"Was it a peaceful death?" LOFL!!
Brilliant, Trees! I don't usually care for tag videos and especially five fucking facts - but this one was unique. One question: were they all true?
AncientAtheist 2 years ago 2
Every word, Ancient! Scientists try to claim that their facts are better than mine — and other like-minded folks! — just because their ones are 'true'. But that's just discrimination pure and simple. It's monstrous and tyrannical!!! I want to see equality for all facts, true, false or inbetween — what I like to call bi-factual.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
"Bi-factual"... LOVE it! :D
AncientAtheist 2 years ago 2
This was great. Very funny. Fact.
CriticalAtheist 2 years ago 2
As the first to confirm my message got through, my gratitude and blessings on you CriticalAtheist! You don't know how relived I was to know that my humble — yet hopelessly heroic — experiment didn't fall on its arse! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Lmao.
pyxlated 2 years ago
Great vid bud... 5ed and faved
CrayolaCowboy 2 years ago
Thanks Crayola ;8) Glad the psychic message got through!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
i tried to watch this vid but the sound is TOO echoy <--- i know its not a word. I imagine this is what it would sound like having a conversation with god, but i would have to reply the same way. Please cut out some of the echo, thankx, now what is it you wanted to tell me?
Relativisticism 2 years ago
It is a source of great psychic pain to me that alas my message will not be heard by all. But I remember when I first heard ghosts talking it just sounded like the budgie. Don't give up though! Try listening with the ears of your heart ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
"the Earth revolved from an amoeba"
Classic!
XOmniverse 2 years ago 3
Fucking brilliant mate! 5 starred and faved.
rationalmuscle 2 years ago
Thanks RationalMuscle! And do let me know if PayPal give you any shit with your C.U.U.U.U. donation! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
that's a faved!!
Luke12000 2 years ago
Hey brethren — thanks for the solidarity!! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Oh that killed me. Was it a peaceful death? yep!
lol.
Hey who did you tag?
intelligentfalling 2 years ago
Thank you Mr. Intelligentfalling!
I psychically tagged 5 people — I await their replies. Three of them are dead.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
LOL!
ProfMTH 2 years ago
Dear ProfMTH. I've just visited your channel — and I see a man in torment. But the *fact* you received my psychic message shows me there is hope. I strongly urge you to consider a hefty donation of funds to the C.U.U.U.U.. Don't think about the money — just about the gesture of commitment you're making. I promise, when you've given away all your money, you will see changes in your life!
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Fact 4: I take photos...of UFOs.
...
...
FACT.
Lmao. Love the pause and reaffirmation.
trumasamune 2 years ago 2
AHHAHAHHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!!! Best video of ALL TIME!!!!!!! I donate all my $time to the Spiritualist Sap because I know that one day he will succeed in debunking the theory of revolution!
Okay, I have to stop laughing so I can finish typing!
ghostofdayinperson 2 years ago 4
Yo! Solidarity, Sistren! Together we *will* get there!! By the way, I've received several comments from ghosts — yes, they write comments too! — who wanted to extend their thanks to you for your incredible validation. They think you're ecto-gasmic!!!!! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Here is a message from one of those ghosts that was written in disappearing/reappearing ink:
"G.O.D. hugs trees. Musical trees".
ghostofdayinperson 2 years ago
Your tactile-voyant psychic message made it through the YouEtherTube! [hmm — that didn't sound quite so close to 'urethra tube' when it was in my head, but anyway we'll move on briskly ....] And is very much reciprocated my dear ghost lady! ;8)
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
"I say to them, are you criticizing or inquiring about a franchise?"
Best line ever.
Spacemonkey2084 2 years ago 2
;8)
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
I laughed at the "a thousand miles a second...almost the speed of sound bit"
4jonah 2 years ago
Was it a peaceful death?
LMAO! Thanks for the insightful... um... "facts"
d;^>
a2zdiy 2 years ago
Theramin's often spoken of you a2z — I'm so glad you got this psychic projection and take it as a great vindication of the sap I dribble, that one as powerfully sceptical as you should be able to tune into my vibe! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
LOL I so enjoy your sense of humour. Great video. : )
capergirl1976 2 years ago 2
Thanks capergirl! At the C.U.U.U.U. we treasure humour — as we say, if you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?? ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Loved the VenomFangX dig at the end.
tasidar25 2 years ago 4
VenomFangX is a lightweight — only fit to lick the flap of the envelope I push. Cheers!
—S.Sap.
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Lol.
nodvick 2 years ago
"Bloody skeptics" LOL
fehquig 2 years ago
Excellent, I thought this was genuine for the first 5 seconds
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago
What do you mean?? It was ALL genuine! ;8) Actually a load of this is all too genuine — exaggerated, but inspired by gob-smacking 'real' events/people. Like a TV psychic who got carried away and described tons of gory detail to a widow — then caught himself and tried to back-peddle furiously. The dangers of improv, eh?
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Wouldn't that be "cistern"
LOL.
FTLNewsFeed 2 years ago
'Cistern'? I think you'll find that's a chapel in Italy whose ceiling was painted by Leonardo da Caprio.
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
Silly scientists and their science. Don't they know waves can travel faster than the speed of light? Oh, I mean sound.
nunquamsecutus 2 years ago 2
This is THE funniest thing I have seen in months! INSTANT favorite.
ericv00 2 years ago 3
Hey thanks you brethren! We at the C.U.U.U.U. believe in the healing power of humour — in fact we spend many many hours laughing the sick and disadvantaged. Peace! ;¬)
—S.Sap
TheraminTrees 2 years ago
fantastic ending
Hall1263 2 years ago 3
LMAO! Hilarious...nice "Facts" lol "Bloody skeptics"
Ravindra9689 2 years ago 3
First! I know I feel terrible about myself.
CriticalAtheist 2 years ago
As you should.
sweatytoothmadman 2 years ago