Fat Little Girlfriend - Mike Leach

[79barkingspider]

God I love football coaches. They have all the answers. We could handle all our problems this way. "The god damned economy would be fine if employees wouldn't listen to their fat little girlfriends." "We'd have a solution to terrorism if the terrorists would lay off their fat little girlfriends." "if everyone would ditch their fat little girlfriends, I could get laid again." This is great stuff!

[countrybill45]

I wish I had a fat little girlfriend right now. =(

[jeffbrister2004]

'Britney i just got recruited to Texas Tech... I think we should start seeing other people because fat little girlfriends aren't allowed'

[mustardbuzzard3]

I love Mike Leach. I wish he could come to USM.

[icanmyshoetie]

BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!!

[AuburnPivot]

Playoffs!?

[ngolimit2]

Playoffs?!

[olds442nj]

aggies suck nuts when was the last time they made a big 12 championship and when was the last time oklahoma texas made it, last two years bitch

[LIT12AGGIE]

How can you look pass A&M? You play KU the next week. lol lol lol lol

[MrBenjammin07]

They didn't call him "mad" mike leach for nothing

[Marine3281]

wow, wat a dick

[furiousdan]

"ah, coach, my head really hurts. i think i've got a concussion."

"no. you've just got a fat little girlfriend. go to the closet."

[ryanmacdaddy1000]

this is some of the proof that Leach is one of the biggest idiots in college football. really, how would he know that his players so-called "fat little girlfriends" told them to do something else?

[aggiesownlonghorns]

it's not because of their " fat little girlfriends" it's because A&M is better than his sorry team

[7EXASPR0]

Yea and that's why they haven't beaten Texas Tech at home in 16 years before last year?

[aggiesownlonghorns]

@7EXASPR0

was I talking about 16 years ago? no I was talking about that embarrassment in Lubbock just a year ago

[7EXASPR0]

Well you are exactly right when you say embarrassment. Good God Texas Tech was defeated by the Faggies...Poor us...I hope you enjoy it because you're gonna have a LONG wait before they beat us in Lubbock again...

[emncaity]

One more thing, "irisheyez": I haven't changed a damn thing on my page that would allow or disallow messages. But you are EXACTLY the kind of person who WOULD make me want to make it so that ranting flamers like yourself wouldn't be sending any more of those "ni##er-lover" backchannels. Talk about cowardly. You have something to say, say it out here where everybody can see it.

[IrishEyez01]

oh the irony....has he actually looked in the mirror lately?

[emncaity]

Seriously, are you trying to an impression of a stupid person?

You do realize HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL FAT GIRLFRIENDS, right? Not talking about actual people. Metaphor for guys with their heads too full of themselves. Maybe you don't understand it because you haven't been involved with college athletic programs and seen what these guys can be like. I have.

Come on. You know better, right? You're not another one on this comment list who doesn't understand this?

[IrishEyez01]

Not only are you one of the cowards that wont let ppl make comments to you on your page, but your also the kinda coward that wont let those who aren't your "friends" to make comments either....I don't even feel I need to make my stance on this clairfied...U are a coward and a coward in the worst way.........need more be said to your comment??? I would've like to address U personally but I will do it here instead....WUSS

[IrishEyez01]

oops I forgot to mention your name

"emncaity"...yeah.....the guy who wants to do all the talking but blocks those who are willing to respond to his BS

[emncaity]

Nobody's "blocking" your ignorance out here, stupid. I'll go find out why my page is "blocking" anybody, if it actually is, but in the meantime, what are you so upset about? Because you can't go backchannel to flame somebody? Because you have to put your idiocy out here for everybody to see?

Again, you clown, I engage with anybody and everybody who wants it, until it becomes so obviously useless to do so that there isn't any point anymore. Always have, always will.

[IrishEyez01]

Now we are resorting to calling me a clown....how mature..Ur the one who doesnt allow comments to be made on your fucking channel..im getting pissed, just do me a favor, dont speak to me anymore and rant on with someone else ok...im fucking done with your ignorant ass...type all you want, your blocked and I wont see anything else your fucking ass types...go fuck yourself...im a nice person but you have crossed my line....FUCK OFF

[emncaity]

You're a nice person? I've crossed your line?

Right. You get on here and call me a coward, accuse me of blocking people at my page, etc., making the nonsensical argument that not to be a "coward" would mean I would allow you to post insults backchannel anytime you wanted, so your crap couldn't be seen out here in public.

Then, having called me a "coward," you get pissed when I call you a clown, and you insist you're a nice person.

You indeed are a clown. Really.

[emncaity]

And of _course_ you don't "feel the need" to clarify your stance, because it's not possible to do so without making it completely obvious that you've misread Leach's statement in a childish and literal way, and even you know you'd be making a fool of yourself to address the substance. So instead, you just attack the messenger with all kinds of unrelated garbage that amounts to your desire to flame somebody privately rather than say whatever you have to say right out here in public.

[IrishEyez01]

I was going to respond to you privately,not publically. U do have your setting a certain way.I am no child and I did not misread his statement.I don't have the time or energy to argue with you. Good luck finding those who do.Someone who know nothing about your willing to call a fool? Flame you publically? obviously have no problems with doing that now do you?

[IrishEyez01]

Part 2 -

I was actually going to discuss my feeling with you privately but your page doesn't allow that, im neither fat or a fool you don't have time to listen to me,not my loss obviously. Your the fool. I'm an awesome friend to have but ....well....u get my message i hope.......have a nice life

[emncaity]

Who said "fat"? And why would I care about the "feeling" of somebody who comes at me with the kind of hostility you displayed? Is there something wrong with you psychologically, or something?

I'm actually trying to figure this out. She calls me a coward, when I'm the one who's _not_ wanting to slither out of public view to flame somebody; then she insists she's a nice person and an awesome friend; then she says I called her "fat," when I didn't. Weird. Really bizarre.

[emncaity]

YOU, irisheyez, are the one who turned this personal by calling me a coward and making assumptions about whether and why I changed settings at my page -- and then started flailing around, acting like a wronged victim, when I came back at you calling you exactly what you were for having come after me like that.

So, fine. Walk off into the sunset, telling yourself what a nice person and great friend you are, and how you've been victimized. The world's full of that sort of thing.

[IrishEyez01]

If I didn't know any better I'd think you are just looking for a fight. A fight on the net at that, whats the point? Truce ok, just let it go and let this be over with. I'm not walking/or did not walk away "into the sunset", instead I know when things get out of hand and this convo was going no where, absolutely no where. Theres no need for name calling of others and getting your undies in such a wad. Sorry but that coach should've used his words a little more wisely, dontcha think?

[IrishEyez01]

I most certainly DID NOT turn this personal, you did ex; "Seriously,are you trying to an impression of a stupid person?" Those are your words to me. I didn't call U a name 1st or insult you first did I? NO I did not. So go back and read what u wrote to me. My comment was "Oh the irony, has he looked in the mirror lately" You certainly did take that personal. If I didnt know better I would think you are actually this coach to go on the way u have about this entire story.

[emncaity]

I may "have" my setting that way, but I did not "set" the setting that way. Quite obviously you can send a message to me anytime you want and I'll respond.

Also: I did not say you were a child; I said that what you said was childish. There's a difference. A child who acts childish is not a problem.

[emncaity]

Also: You certainly did misread his statement, or rather read it superficially. He was not referring to specific, real, living "girlfriends." Period. Was not. Therefore, your response was nonsensical.

And this is really amazing: "Someone who know nothing about your willing to call a fool [sic]?" Are you kidding me? You jump all over me with accusations of being a "coward," and then you go crying like a victim when somebody calls you a fool?

This is exactly what I mean by "clown."

[IrishEyez01]

Misread? No baby, I heard what I heard. Bottom line....

[alabamagoofycat]

He's either trying to be a cocksucker or he just can't help acting like a cocksucker.

Either way....He's a cocksucker.

[iluvdickforlife]

y is dis loser talkin bout fat little girlfriends look at u leach ur simple plain UGLY!!!! no one likes u no wonder y u cant get any girls lol idc if u hav a wife i bet she doesnt even think ur close to a decent man ur UGLY just rememeber dat and maybe u'll find a man in ur life instead of a girl UGLY MONSTER!!!! GOSH

[greatmya]

Who's fat?? Leach is pushing 240lbs. That's a lot for guy about 5'9"

[h311raz0r]

COME TO CLEMSON LEACH!!!

The administration has class and the co-eds are fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee unlike those TT cows...

[blindtothesound]

@h311raz0r Yea Clemson fans would want a no class POS like this guy. Go get relevant no one cares about Clemson anything

[Texancubsfan001]

whats a clemson?

[redfirebird2008]

@h311raz0r

TTU has some of the hottest co-eds in the country. Leach was just being a sarcastic asshat, obviously.

[ortleyman]

I would love to sit in on a Mike Leech/Bobby Knight chat. Do you think Knight may have rubbed off on Leach when he came To TT. Just food for thought.

[1AUsomeguy]

way to point the finger at the fat little girlfriends coach. may be if you start putting them through practice and slim em down your team will do better.

[thejoint25]

I guarantee this rant was the beginning of the end.

[greatmya]

funny he's calling someone else fat... Has he looked in the mirror lately??

[thejoint25]

He'll have plenty of time to do that...now that he's unemployed!

[bravesfan224]

fizzired

[thomasandtanga]

Your are Fired you Phat Faggot

[pwnn00bzorz]

yer fired

[koolz500]

fired

[mp4321X]

craig allen says his faith and not his feelings of self entitlement makes him a douche bag

[cbc2u]

Has this idiot looked in the mirror lately??? LOL!

[dave4248]

Hear hear. This guy won't be winning any "skinny" contests any time soon.

[emncaity]

Oh, too bad, Powerbase. I was just about to invite you to a specific location so you could discuss your comments with me in person, rather than being so limited in expression by the safety of physical distance.

[edges55]

Some people are taking this too seriously. Anyone think this a metaphor?

[emncaity]

Was just about to post the same. I mean, some of the comments are just stunning--like Leach was talking about _actual_ fat little girlfriends. People getting all offended and pissed off and saying Leach is a fatass (he'd probably agree) and he ought to "kill himself"....chrissakes, what's wrong with these clowns, anyhow?

[arsenal200789]

A metaphor? I think you're giving Mike Leach too much credit. He's not a philosopher; he's an idiot.

[RYAN5100]

SO FUNNY

[20steelersbumpj05]

I agree with bryantrules24. There are better ways to coach than to make fun of players' girls. If you are blaming the fact that you lost on your players girlfriends. then you dont deserve to win a national title. I dont hear urban meyer or bob stoops doing that. so why is this kentucky fried piece of crap doing it??

[emncaity]

You realize the guy isn't talking about actual girlfriends, right?

[FakeOutrage]

Quit hating on him.

I think that he is in love with one of the players and is just jeoulous of some bitch because he wants to be the players fat little girlfriend.

Poor fat little guy.

[barrano247]

screw you haters mike leach is the most real coach in football, what he says may not be nice but its 100% true and besides that its hilarious, it shows that he knows the real problems with his players. Most coaches will shy away from stuff like this but Leach goes directly at the problem, no matter who it insults.

[thejoint25]

No good football player should have a fat little girlfriend, anyway!  Only skinny bitches!

[ActaNonVerba71]

That was awesome, hilarious.

[blurt06]

Idiot - should be fired on the spot. He will always be sniffing Texas/Ou arses - ever now and then he'll surprise someone, but never disappoint with his losses...what a jerk.

[emncaity]

_You're_ an idiot, idiot. You try recruiting to Lubbock in the Big 12, with no more program money than Tech typically has, against teams like Texas, OU, and Nebraska, and doing as well as Leach has done--bowl game every year, winning most of them, winning record every year.

By the way, which college team was the last to beat UT? And who's beat OU two of the past four years?

Try not to be such a dolt.

[blurt06]

and now months later...the idiot is gone. chuckle.

[IrishEyez01]

X-actly blurt, he is gone....gee, wonder why that is.......could it be his mouth got a little too big and some hateful things came from that mouth and now he actually has people taking up for him. whatever right?.......

[cubbies4e]

lolz

[inad316]

haha

[sosjp]

Says you!

[sosjp]

I personally think the playas were too busy practicing their end zone dances. I heard some playas were dating coreographers in order to perfect them, but I might be mistaken. It's all about the bling nowadays.

[Kaulen777]

Kind of a hypocrite, isn't he?

[PowerbaseUser]

A fat-ass hypocrite.

[emncaity]

And you're an idiot, since either 1) you had no idea of the context of the comments and what their source was, or 2) you did know the source and context but made this butt-ignorant comment anyway.

[Vernonu9]

Booty > Football

Chubby Chasers FTW!

[misterl0gic]

Hey, if I had a fat girlfriend I'd also say "fuck football!" and spend practice time with her instead.

I'd like to see Coors Light turn this into one of their press conference commercials

[Chronolyse]

It's known most football players like women with a little meat on their bones. Those fat girlfriends are sly foxes, too. Fuck 'em. Leave 'em. Take the alimony.

[9timm9]

Its called being a MOTIVATOR, people, & Coach Leach is one of the BEST! Also, yes, he was very frustrated because Tech has OWNED the faggot Aggies for many years & just lost to them at home for the first time in 16 yrs! YOU would be mad too! GO TEXAS TECH RED RAIDERS!!!!

[BryantRules24]

look at tony dungy and lovie smith they are motivaors too. they dont belittle or put down their players or their girlfriends for that matter.

[9timm9]

Who gives a SHIT! There are MANY ways to motivate!! The fact that you couldn't handle or understand Leach's way only proves your WEAKNESS! U need to go cry in a corner with Stephan Marbury!! LOL!!!

[BryantRules24]

haha...........whatever u say dude you have all the right answers. hell jesus aint got shit on you. haha

[9timm9]

Who the f**k is jesus??  Your Mexican daddy?

[BryantRules24]

nope. the man is gave his life for you to make fun of him.

[9timm9]

My MOM gave life to me, you fucking religious nutjob!!! You believe in Noah's Ark & the Easter Bunny too, DON'T YOU! There is NO DIFFERENCE!!!

[BryantRules24]

i believe somethings wrong with you. Ima stop arguing with you. i think im getting dumber by the minute. i didnt call you not one name. bye now.

[9timm9]

U were ALREADY dumb as hell!!!

[lisakt1]

lol

[waterdogtx915]

Just an excuse for the but kicking WE put on them!!

[jcdixon97]

LOL, TTech had a great 1-2 punch for sound bites with Mike Leach and Bobby Knight before Knight retired.

[desertrat1111]

What about fat Coaches?

[Sierra688]

@desertrat1111 Yeah, especially fat little coaches with bad perms.

[SquadbayNinja]

FAT and GIRLFRIEND shouldn't even be in the same phrase... How about getting someone who isn't too lazy to keep herself in check. A fit chick who's real enough to NOT put out if they lose would be awesome motivation not to suck so much out on the field.

[XICANOXOC]

WTF?????

[rngd311]

FOX ripped on this team last night by saying he should have been fair and said fat little girlfriends and boyfriends to not offend the gay players hahaha gettin owned from all sides

[mtb416]

Like Leach cares. He has a Law degree, he is not afraid to speak his mind and never minces his words.

[rngd311]

I thought it was awesome, hes exactly right. That's the kind of coach real athletes need in order to improve, not a good effort guys next time. Asshole coaches might be assholes and they will rip you apart in a practice after a loss, but hey that's how you get better

[mjames4040]

Tony Dungy was able to do it without the disrespect, so I dont understand your point.

[mwr2011]

19 dollars for a t-shirt what a ripoff!!

[Trobinson97]

Hard to know exactly what he is talking about with this short clip. There's no context.

[monkeyattackedmyass]

HAHAHAH- Two words that don't belong together in the same sentence: FAT, and GIRLFRIEND.

Send lttle miss piggy packing, and save the sweet sweet lovin' for some attractive chick who keeps her ass in check.

[Ortified]

unless shes got a smoking bod and a phat ass.

[eddielives100]

Always blame the fat girls. Oldie but a goodie.

[Docbrown777]

Why is this video so short? Put the whole thing up.

[tanio12]

mike mike you damn nut you? LMAO you know you was out of line.

[jennbootz349]

who likes girls in tight jeans? My boy says its hot as hell

[jval12]

Classic he is the bomb, You go Leach!!!

[KGpwnsU]

lol epic interview.

[Jwall7007]

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[greeneyesandautumn]

lmao....I wanna be the quarterbacks fat lil gf haha :D

[bulldog8588]

I love fat little girlfriends

[12aggie12]

So tech only has fat girlfriends?

[nutcrackerpsi]

Too funny! Tech looked like shit Saturday night. I can understand why Coach Leach was upset. It seems like Texas Tech has beat the Aggies for the last ten years, and to lose to them in Lubbock is sad. Hey Stink808, are you one of the little wanna-be soldiers who stands up the whole game like a dumbass?

[wadehallen]

I am a Texas Tech student and I love our coach he is so funny and honest. I honestly don't know why people got upset with him over this. You Rock Coach Leach.

[mwr2011]

You have to admit he is hands down the strangest coach in D1 football

[babybluelove2]

you have to love coach Leach..... I think all people should be more brutally honest haha

[hendrosonJEB]

craziest, but most entertaining by far...love his interviews

[porkchopsrv]

Coach is just tellin' em' what their momma's didn't, pussy is UNDEFEATED! Coach is a realist and gone to the level of understanding that the player understands and won't forget. One tip might be is to get the little fat girls signed on as assistant coaches and help the coach out. He'd probably need another side line bench for em' all though! Side line benches are hard to come by these days over at Tech...

[mwr2011]

Damn you missed the best parts. The interview after the Aggie game was even better. this is the weirdest coach in college football hands down.

[TheWatsonGreen]

hes probably right, 18-22 year old pussy is very manipulative.

[schlaud14]

Great Stuff Mike Leach!!!!!!

[Stink808]

He should know. Leach is a fat little girlfriend himself.

[MOBROOKS]

lmao!! you are so right. how does this guy recruit? watching this guy talk in that dull, bland voice with that blank look on his face is like watching paint dry. if I had to choose between fondling a fat tech girl or listening to this dweeb talk, I say bring on miss piggy!!

[warkillspeople]

Swat253, who are you quoting and did they misspell Tech too?

[swat253]

"If you can't get into college, you can always go to tceh..."

[nutcrackerpsi]

Once again, I should not have to keep correcting you. If you don't "lern howw too spelll, we'l hv to send you bakk to middel skool" Typical Aggie brilliance! GUNS UP!!

[dseacord17]

This is the best press conference statement ever. It manages to conjure up both a sense of frustration from coaches over bullshit, stupid players, and images of permissive, voluptuous, easy Texas girls cooing multi-million dollar football programs into submission. There is a force in this world far mightier than the pen, and it has shapely, arguably fat thighs.

[kipmaslonka]

haha. as an aggie, i approve of this press conference

[iamautiger]

Now that is funny. I live in Austin, TX. Only trim, athletic girlfriends in Austin. Lubbock, TX? Not so much.

[misterl0gic]

I'll be packin' my bags to go to Lubbock now!

[emncaity]

Can't tell if you're joking or not. I've lived in both cities. Some fat, some thin in both places. I'll bet you know that. So why would you say "only trim, athletic gfs in Austin," unless you were totally bullshitting and you knew it?

[aggiesownlonghorns]

haha why do they have to be fat? probably cause he dated fat girls when he grew up

[swat253]

Been to Lubbutt lately? There are some hefty cornfed coeds grazing the cmapus

[nutcrackerpsi]

Definately an A&M student, we can all tell by your spelling. I guess it's true that you only have to get through the third grade to attend A&M. I think you meant campus:) I actually thought your little pun with "Lubutt" was funny.

[lanec07]

He is pissed because we lost to a inferior school and program.

[alwaysremember99]

That's not what I understood. Sounds like he's pissed cause he has a fat girlfriend.

[12aggie12]

What a loser

[RGN1970]

Genius! Anyone have the entire press conference?