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  • bad turtle lol

    don't mess w/ the devil

  • AWESOME TURTLE

    

  • TURTLE POWER ALL THE WAY

  • Heroes in a half shell. Turtle Power!

  • Poor little kitty

  • I like turtles

  • not funny but I have to give the turtle props on speed!

  • annoying turtle

  • this is great

    go turtle go turtle go

  • i hope that cat bite the head off

  • I love how persistent turtles are... HAHA gotta love those little trolls...

  • lol Turtles are such dicks

  • THAT turtle is cute

  • never seen such a fast turtle :D

  • that's a tortoise!

  • WHAT A PUSSY CAT!!!!!!!

  • @MichaelJacksonGirl90  The animals are playing. How is this abuse?

  • turtle hey get outta here

    cat this BS

  • chuck norris's turtle

  • how much for that turtle?

  • That cat must live in fear. Imagine having to constantly run for your safety.

  • Also, if that cat didn't find some enjoyment in that turtle then he would leave. I assure you.

  • I'm suprised that it amazes me how many assholes there are on the internet. Its as though their momma never taught them if you don't have anything nice to say then sit down and shut the fuck up.

  • is that why they have shells?

  • i'm gonna hire that turtle to be my bodyguard

  • Obviously owned and trained by Chuck Norris

  • Obviously owned and trained by Chuck Norris

  • the turtle just isn't a cat person, now is it?

  • HOLY SHIT, LVL 50 BLASTOISE!!!

  • That's not a turtle, it's a mini tank! Watch it go! XD

  • stupid cat turning his/her back to a motherfucking turtle

  • Animal abuse, hilarious.

  • @wuriobhibixclwervcxb I am not sure that you know what animal abuse actually is.

  • @squabman I am pretty sure the turtle is biting the cat (it's yelping every time) and the owner is just ignoring it and letting it happen. So yeah, it is animal abuse.

  • Some turtles just want to watch the world burn.

  • Get off my lawn you damn cat!!

  • Could it have rabies?

  • ahahhhhaaaa!! how'd the turtle move that fast??? LOL

  • Man that cat is such a PUSSY...! Literally

  • I love turtles just because of this video LOL

  • Go turtle go!

  • @MarisaRodusky Turtles suck balls BITCH!

  • @MarisaRodusky You suck turtle balls!

  • @cheatcodedude1 Your a dumb ass hippy peiice of shit. It wasnt hurting the cat. Burn in hell

  • @TheFercheze: You nooby fag hating hippy carpet muncher!

  • This pet turtle belongs to Chuck Norris, but is now in search of Charlie Sheen.

  • I LYK TURDALS

  • Look out for shredder !

  • Turtle sure aren't afraid of cat's

  • That's a fast turtle 0.o

  • lol thats cute that turtle must really like cats :)

  • It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be stopped. It is relentless.

  • ive been bit by a turtle before and that shit hurts

  • that trutle is pissed

  • Turtle RULZ MatherF***ERS!

  • Ok, really not all that funny... The cat meows in pain a couple of times because the turtle is biting it. How is that funny....?

  • that turtle is trying to rape the cat...

  • "If a turtle and a cat can get along, why can't our mom and his dad?"

  • this really isnt that funny

  • aw man! look at his little legs go!!

  • Dang, that turtle was PISSED!

  • Not a happy turtle. Stupid cat, Go climb a tree instead of laying on the ground where he can get you! 

  • 8 people were attacked by ninja turtles

  • na it just looks like it hates cats

  • DAMN THAT TURTLE IS IN ATTACK MODE.....XP

  • @alli00pain haha yeah he is

  • Turtle:: I will so totally fuck you up eventually...

    Cat:: Did that fucking rock just bite me?!

  • Hahaha 0:28 CAT bites TURTLES head off spits it out blood everywhere. OMG!

  • the turtle was running, lol, with his mouth open

  • Crazy turtle!!!!

  • turtles actually have the brain power of a small dog. They are very smart:) its good to see this guys lets his out and about

  • 2 minutes of my life wasted :L

  • Cat: Waah tehh hell ! Leave meh alone yew stone ball. ^--^

    Turtle: I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you! I'm going to get you... (*.*)

    Cat: rawr nooo! Rawr . Schhzzzz ^o.o^

  • Turtle: Ginger candy floss! Must touch! * SCURRIES AFTER CAT*

    Cat: MEOW!

  • 1:00 infernal!

  • that was one pissed of turtle, just following it around to bite it~! XD

  • did that cat bite the turtles ead that is pretty funny thats 1 fast turtle..lol

  • thats 1 bad-ass turtle

  • Panzer in action :P

  • You should make 2 little cannons, put them on its shell so he can be Blastoise :)

  • the cat kept biting the turtles head, how the hell is it not scared, very funny vid

  • smd

  • You are obviously spraying the cat whenever it gets a good hold on the turtle.

  • that turtle is so persistant! hahaha

  • this is funny

  • Turtles are little assholes.

  • @girlandth3city I want to poop in your mouth

  • This is sooo cute.

    That turtle is soooo dedicated. :D

  • What an annoying turtle !

  • the turtle loves the tail...

  • turtle: mmm dinner

  • Turtle: Come Back Here lil Bro! *turtle runs to cat*

    Cat: NO IDIOT!

  • That is a tortoise, not a turtle

  • i'm guessing Turtle's nest is nearby, so in order to protect her eggs, she is chasing Cat away.

  • that is the cutest thing ive seen today ! including you cats ! :D

  • JUST saw this on animal planet!! the episode is new and says 2010! Today on wierd true and freaky

  • this is SO funny!

  • WHAT A TROOPER

  • Well I guess this turtle can bite pretty strong and was hurting the cat. That was cool :P

  • @UtoPluc yep turtles bite pretty hard one of mine bit me like 3 time and it drew blood

  • @MegaSangheili117 my turtle loves biting my finger, he's got a strong bite but it doesnt ever pierce the skin

  • lol

  • garfield vs ninja turtle?

  • the turtle is serious and the cat was playing

  • funny

  • poor cat...he's not seeing the humor in this and is now scarred for life

  • Had no idea turtles could move that fast! Whoa!

  • Turtles are starting a revolution against cats!!! Hide ur children!!!

  • poor cat ibet he is thinking stop stalking me !

  • How can a turtle fight a cat?

  • you have trained that turtle for fighting ? :DD

  • i wounder if that turtle could teach me to be so fast

  • turtle wants to play with the pussies ;]

  • dude that fucking awesome and hella funny! its weird is like the turtle is following the cat? to eat or to play with? lol XD

  • Is it biting the cat? heh

    Sounds like the cat is whining in several shots.

  • @UOForums Thats what I thought at it first, but it seems that the turtle is just walking into it, and sometimes poking it with it's head and maybe nibbling in a few scenes.

    That turtle is incredibly cute though.

  • I don't get it, my turtle Lancelot always goes after my pet cat Guinevere when I let him out of his tank. It's the oddest thing.

  • The cats like wtf go away and thé turtle is like GET BACK HERE

  • Thats Cute. Did it come after you? Lol

  • LOL wooow

  • almost bit his head off

  • the cats like wtf it wont give up!!!!!!!!

    what a persistent little turtle

  • That's frickin HILARIOUS!!! That turtle totally has it in for that cat lol

  • its like at the start running away then thinks bugger this ill get that cat!

  • dis vid gonna have SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! views!!

  • normaly it says that you should keep cats away from your turtle or tortoise because they can hurt it. Now i'm worried about my dog.

  • Turtle wanna snuggle (or murder) that cat

  • Nature's panzer tank

  • the title should by ''evil turtle attack cat''

  • the cats fucking scared of the wittle turtle it tried to eat the cat

    p.s. no life whoever filmed this shit

  • stupid idiot, who ever filmed this...

  • Turtle= HARDCORE

  • Damn this is really funny i laught really good

  • Turtle:"This is MY garden! So get out of it!!"

  • I think your cat has Alzheimer's.

  • that turtle is like:

    c'mon you want some of this?

    and then its like:

    i'll bust your ass!

  • It's a bad,bad turtle! ;) Lol

  • what a fast turtle

  • this takes me back to the tortoise and the hare. now, he's back for more!

  • It's a dog reborn as a turtle hahaha.

  • cat "this BS man!"

  • es un perro disfrazado de tortuga

  • turtle has a tail fetish

  • A este video habría que incluirle de fondo la bso de Tiburón.

    Chan chan..... chan chan..... chan chan chan chan chan chan chan

  • this shows how awesome turtles are!

  • Aww, the cat just wants to play. That turtle is just playing an unfair game offollow the leader.

  • That cat is soooooo cute!

  • it just wants some some pussy

    bad i joke i know :)

  • I didn't know turtles could be that fast lol

  • @DeoxysDNA

    They can't, but ninja turtles can!

  • i like tutles

  • lol. I never realized that a turtle can actually move as fast as it was.

  • Wow, I never realised turtles could be... so playful :P

  • lol that is a Tortoise and its a posessed one.

    ;)

  • The turtle without fear !! LOL

  • THAT is one GREAT turtle !!! Awesome ! i love it

  • I have a new respect for turtles after this LOL... Kicked that cats ass.

  • lol what if at 0:51 the turle just went up the cats ass lol

  • That turtle's on a baaad mood. :D

  • I love this turtle......the music to "jaws" would have been perfect.

  • the lost TMNT ep

  • he should have added the tmnt classic intro in this video, that would have been cute, lol

  • TMNT

  • he is like im gonna get ya in old voice

  • That turtle must have some grudge against cats.

  • Yayyy!!! I had one turtle just like this one (Perica) and was always behind everybody's toes and also bothering my dog.

    I miss her so much.

  • He needs to find a mate so he can pass off his kitty fighting genes. Then the cats will go to war against the offspring of this super turtle.

  • this is crazy

  • Ninja Turtle, lol!

  • your turttle is great ......and fast....great pet.

  • Robo Turle... Out to rid the world of all evil kitties...lol

  • No retreat, no surrender!

  • Turtle power!!!

  • the turtle unleashed his true power

  • that turtle is fast huh?

  • outs that's got a hurt (i mean turtle)

  • Man that turtle is bout it. I would get the hell out of his way.

  • you only gotta leave it on its back...