Minotaur's mother!
heresthadude1080 1 year ago
she was hired to entertain and attract people to an event. but she showed up shit faced and began to frighten the children and chase them into traffic. not intentionally just being drunk and stupid. not exactly her shining moment.
turdfucker1 1 year ago
How would she be able to put the costume on properly if she was intoxicated?
Hmmm....then again, why would she even HAVE a cow costume?
GamerG0d1337 2 years ago
witw! that's like CRAZY! :P
jaytay03 2 years ago
tehe
RisaLovelyComplex 2 years ago
hahah xD
HardcoreTerrorJunkie 2 years ago
haha....great just great!
DanbleM 3 years ago
This story is funny on so many levels. I wonder if she still drinks? If you get me through this one, I promise.... Oh my!
bassicwilson 3 years ago
@bassicwilson trust me the cow still drinks, i know her.
buchancm 1 year ago
Minotaur's mother!
heresthadude1080 1 year ago
she was hired to entertain and attract people to an event. but she showed up shit faced and began to frighten the children and chase them into traffic. not intentionally just being drunk and stupid. not exactly her shining moment.
turdfucker1 1 year ago
How would she be able to put the costume on properly if she was intoxicated?
Hmmm....then again, why would she even HAVE a cow costume?
GamerG0d1337 2 years ago
witw! that's like CRAZY! :P
jaytay03 2 years ago
tehe
RisaLovelyComplex 2 years ago
hahah xD
HardcoreTerrorJunkie 2 years ago
haha....great just great!
DanbleM 3 years ago
This story is funny on so many levels. I wonder if she still drinks? If you get me through this one, I promise.... Oh my!
bassicwilson 3 years ago
@bassicwilson trust me the cow still drinks, i know her.
buchancm 1 year ago