John Arne Riise vs Manchester United

[CommieCotch]

Release the kraken!

[GBPaddling]

Good job Bartez didn't get a hand to that one.........

[MrDenizen]

unstoppable even in slow-mo :)

[lfc023]

like if you were expecting "release the kraken"

[akjohnston87lfc]

Release the kraken

[rza139]

So I click on this video and I thought some random ad had popped up at the bottom of my screen, but it turned out to be that the video was both in English and Chinese.

[Kenyim1994]

Who are they?

The commentators speaking Cantonese

[seancoco]

Luckily I speak both Chinese and English so I got the best of both worlds....

[SixtySky987]

Risse piss off united

[mcoaks]

please join saints

[ConfusedProud]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

[EviLZxVIRUZ]

Your Mums A Bluff And Absolute Bluff

[fluffymole0913]

It's best with the American commentator :P Just type "Riise freekick, funny American commentary"

[masterofsomething025]

@fluffymole0913 yeah but it's not the same goal.

[dovecoteben]

OH GOD MY EARS

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

average player, amazing shooting ability though, this goal is insane

[henerz564]

wish liverpool didnt sell him. he was so good

[Jm3600]

Does anyone know the speed of the ball?

[MetallicaSindre]

@Jm3600 At least 60 miles per hour

[HADALZM]

left footed is creepy..



[MrKafkas82]

Liverpool, we are the best ever.....

[sandhedsserum]

@MrKafkas82 No, you are the worst ever... We won the English trophy to confirm it. AND EXCEED YOU LIVERFOOLS. 19!!!

[20Hyland09]

@sandhedsserum Liverfools musta took a long time to come up with that how old are you 5???

[sandhedsserum]

@20Hyland09 Who cares about my age when my opinion is expressed, idiot?

[JuanKuzov]

@sandhedsserum your not a proper united fan plastic

[sandhedsserum]

@JuanKuzov and I don't give a damn shit about what you think dickweed

[600RRboyJay]

why did rafa sell him? why did rafa never play babel? i could of done a better job than rafa

[stuarachel]

I love how you can hear the echo of the shot so loudly because it was hit with such force. No keeper was keeping that rocket out.

[The360Zombie]

Teek a BOO

[petrovik]

liverpool always a pain in the ass nice goal

[danielsen45]

i miss riise i want him back to liverpool!!!! we need

~~LIVERPOOL FAN

[mylak11]

why liv sold him....

[Animecouple990]

Behold the awesomeness of Norway

[Nurez0]

somewhat proud to be norwegian :3

[OldPrawnFace]

Surely no one hits them harder than Riise? He broke Alan Smith's leg ffs. I wouldn't blame a goalie moving the opposite way to one of his strikes -- if they saw it, that is.

[MusicF4]

lool, in the right headphone some japanese commentator speaks, and in the left a english one is speaking

[xwill11lfcx]

if i was a nob head id point out that andy grey is scottish not english.... good job im not ey? =)

[zekeboy24]

If he has got a hand to that, it would have taken it off and blown it out of stands.

[nanick8]

haha riise, his two last and best goals for liverpool were own goals

[oliviagarden1]

GOAL

[cheverladuke]

RIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[elr456]

goddamn that was loud

[12ASROMA12]

azz! se toccava qualcuno....!! COmunque GRANDE JOHN!! UNO DI NOI!! DAJE ROMA!!

[FardyTheVIII]

when riise scored this goal, it was messured 156 dicibels at the stadium wich makes it the loudest soccer stadium in the world

[Hassan3672]

Impossible to stop such a shot.

[IcyDessertz]

The own goal already said everything. Tsk Tsk.

And do you think Liverpool would want him back? Hardly.

[xiang990]

every player would make mistake k?

is it when u make a mistake and that's the end of everything?

[IcyDessertz]

He made a terrible mistake, and was sold off immediately by Rafael.

Did you look at how he scored? There wasn't anybody marking him. All he should have done, was to just head the ball away, final whistle.

[hestekadaver]

he didnt betray liverpool... he was sold. he didnt ask for it.

i would love to see him back in liverpool tho! WHAT A LEFT CANNON HE'S GOT!

[KillOrDrill]

I've never seen a player who can hit a ball harder than Riise.

[eagleleekk]

ya riise is the best

[littl3m0nkey]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

[stigno89]

im a united fan and i gotta admit this is one of my fave goals ever, why did lpool get rid of him? and dont say aurelio or dossena is better than him. rafa has screwed your team over (with the exception of torres)

[Italiaboy82]

true, they might not even make it in the top 4 this year with man city getting all these players.

[IcyDessertz]

Why Liverpool got rid of him? Cos he scored the goal for Chelsea in the Champions League. He did the job for Anelka. Rafa loved him too much that he couldn't bear to let Riise stay.

[SomeScouser]

RIISAAAAAA!!

[havds3]

WHAT A GOAL!!!

[JohannErSeriosur]

f***ing awesome!!! Riise FTW

[Northwestyetti]

Riise fucking quality

[r3gen2]

DAMN FAST..

[crlfc4life]

shut up escapist666 ur an idiot 96 people lost their lives so SHUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPP

[rob4lfc]

I mean thats a blur, an aaaapsolute blur. Well in andy f**king legend.

[Cockel100]

i wanna knooooooooooooooooooooow how ya score that goal!!

[messsi7]

oooooooooooooo xd

[maldini4ever94]

the liverpool fans still singing about that goal today!!

[darkeightball]

is this the goal he scored in 2001 ?

[Eixen]

yes

[norcostormrox]

dude whats with the sound ive got english through one speaker and Chinese in the other

[kennykaka]

Sorry about that mate! I hope you enjoyed the video though!

[MarkoScouser18]

I think there are two English commentators. It's not CHINESE!

[port152009]

@norcostormrox its scottish not english

[R4Z4L1F33]

Dossena hes now getting there so fair play

Lucas i dont think anyone liked after giving a peno then getting a red card but he's kept his head up and beein playing Ok

Arbeloa hes good at passing and crossing but when it comes to 50/50 hes not strong enough

Aurelio the most underrated left-back in prem hes been unlucky with injuries but hes scored some fuckin awesome goals and i love da guy for it

[0o0joka10o0]

dossena yer everyone was slating him saying he was crap, but he scored against man united...and real madrid....and he's a defender lol so theres defanately some improvment. Luca...i think should be sold just isn't good enough plays sloppy balls and loses it quite alot, wev'e got mascherano, benayoun,gerrard,alonso,babel, and so on that can play in midfield thats alot better than lucas. Aurelio i think is a great player his freekick ability is sublime. Hopefully the team can win today and go 2nd

[dragonultim8]

rafa should play babel more, develope him, he's gonna be a cracka, so we can talk about babel being reaaly important as well isntead of just gerrard and torroes all the time

[chazwang619]

Yer totally agree. I don't know why he bought him...because he didn'tplay him as a striker as he was at his former club doesn't play him regularly when he should. He i one of the best players in the team he's, strong, fast, cracker of a shot, accuracy is good, and good at aking players on. Perfect....put him and torres up front it wold be brilliant.

[9torresen9]

he was playing as a winger when he scored those 2 goals

[0o0joka10o0]

ahhh was he, missed the man u game was working, what a game to miss aye...lol Still annoying that we prob won't win the prem this season...but wev'e done fking brilliantly.

[rob4lfc]

I wreken well have better luck next year.

***** IN RAFA WE TRUST *****

[0o0joka10o0]

i hope we can win it this season tbh...lol but thats a big HOPE. i mean man u could lost there 2 games...right,? hehe, comeon liverpool!!!!!

[rob4lfc]

Yeah come on arsenal and united last game dunno hu against.

[dracu07]

Ahahha Chinese and English xD

[Fletcher689908]

Amazing goal, have to say! It did hurt though...

[TORRES1892]

:D left headphone = english

right headphone = chinese

lol

[maddix89]

what's that fucking racket in the background??

[EnglishAndScouse]

True. Very true. I'd love to buy Riise and Finnan back if I were manager.

[chabenis]

go the ranga

[YrDdraigGoch]

Liverpool's full-backs at the moment aren't very good.

Aurelio,

Dossena,

Arbeloa.

[Daveofthewood02]

Arbeloa been great all season, Insua's come in and done a great job, and the only bad game i've seen Aurelio have this season was against Man City in the first half.

Dossena's shite though, absolutely worthless as is Lucas.

[31m0r0]

Why is it double audio??

[lfcDEANOstfc]

hmm him or dossena?

no contest riise

[ftorresnino]

Riise is a legend

[DannyzLFC08]

riise's best goal he scoret anfield.

why did rafa get rid of him ?

[torres447]

rolvbolle, cashmerde, horekunden, dusten89 and maetsr, what the heck are you talking about? John Arne Riise is a great soccer player, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than you idiots!!! FUCKING GAY POSER!!!!!

[jaybloomy]

jst cos of 1 mistake every1 starts h8in him but no matter wa he wil be a legend for lfc for moments like this YNWA

[lisubarca]

buahaha...Man Utd..pffff

[Fuursie]

Riise has been very good for liverpool for many years now.. scored some brilliant loongshot goals and been very steady in hes leftback position.. but ofc now when he as hundred of thousand other football players has done before him scored a owngoal hes suddently the worst player in the world.

english fans either hates someone or they LOOOOOVE him. we are all human.. we do all make mistakes and we all fall short time to time. get over it. and btw im a united fan :)

even i can stand up for riise.

[stevenhoward72]

You're not standing up for Riise. Your disrespecting our fans and manager. We didn't get rid of Riise because of his own goal and all Liverpool fans still loooove him. He just hadn't been up to our high standard for too long. We are still struggling to find the answer in the full back positions. We'll get there.

[Cockel100]

@Fuursie for me i don't think it was the chelsea game i think it was his last 2 seasons he just was not himself. Having said that rafa replacing him with the likes of dossena was just a pure joke!

[zhiven1]

You guys are pathetic. Like he did this on purpose. What he needs now is support, which he will get from GOOD supporters.

[horekunden]

Hjelper ikke å hvile på laubærene når du er judas syv år senere!

[dusten89]

Riise er en rødhåret innavel geit!! John Arne is GAY

[maetsr]

haha, heeeeey-heey Riise, oh ah, i wanna knooo'oow, how you scored yesturdays goal?! (chelsa vs l'pool - CL semifinal)

[holmalta]

Joooohn Arne Riise, Ooh Ahh, I wanta know-ow-ow, howdja score that Goal.

Well good goal!

[PupeshDiniov]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!

[sufinomono]

lmao i saw that video

[BoRhapRox1]

Missile fired out of a missile launcher.

OUTSTANDING.

[Westilfe]

SCREAMER

[lfc975]

That was a fucking rocket.

[Torres0886]

I hope he scores on sunday againts Man Utd

[Dainnho]

eddyfunkboy: Coz hes norwegian! :P

[CookiE1Crumbler]

if your in the way of that *YOUR DEAD*

[LFCscouserWWE]

im a scouser who lives in liverpool and supports liverpool! its a blur an absoloute blur

[Vindfred12]

The Best Goal on old trafford Ever

[eddyfunkboy]

One of my favourite riise goals... How does he hit them so hard?

[kennykaka]

i love the one he scored against everton!

[neilcaraher]

i hear he has calf muscles the size of quad muscles... and quad muscles the size of cars...

lol

[jjonnyjj]

Wouldn't like too be in da way of dat shot..liverpool 4 ever!!

[kennykaka]

i juz hope his rocket can b always on target lol!

riisssssssssssse

[97ssols]

WHAT A BANG!

[footydaz]

dat was some hit

[dvlfsh]

WHAT THE F*** :D:D:D that's amazing!

[toffeesRaJoke]

brilliant upload!

[kennykaka]

cheers mate!