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  • You don't even park animal this way!!!Sad thing is, it's actually worst in China, because people don't wash there, unlike japan.

  • if they know how to do one thing them motherfuckers save on money

  • id like to fart inside that train

  • Holy shit - this is worse than Nazi Germany concentration camp trains...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA XD!!!!

  • Is Kobe like this? I want to go to Kobe if it's less crowded but I hear tokyo is awesome!

  • wtf ! lmao !

  • what if I fart in there?

  • @maydie777 They would probably go banzai on you.

  • LOL wow...

  • You'd be lucky t get a seat

  • this creeps me out.. what's wrong with this picture?

  • in some countries they go on top of it

  • Jesus,man...

  • What if u wanna get off at the next stop

  • universal language,,

    jajajajajajajajajajajaj

  • imagine u go in there with 3 buddyes and start farting=))

  • Looks like everyone really wants to ride the Cole train!

  • @StrigonM56

    I know right.

  • Looks like everyone really wans to ride the Cole train.

  • Whoa...Train.rar ^^

  • I didn't take the subway much but when I did, it was crowded but nothing like this, besides I doubt I'll be able to fit if I'm not the first one on the train. I weigh as many as 4 chinese guys.

  • just c how silent dey r!!!! i mean man wtf... d door of d train is closing , der r ppl pushing u into d train n still no sound!!!!! fuck man...... i wud hv yelled at 1 of d men....

  • cant they just wait for the next train

  • @lucas40684068 it will be just as bad plus asians are very precise when it comes to timing. 1 guy could be going to a business meeting, another just doesn't wanna miss his 6 o'clock dinner. I lived in China, it's a cluster fuck everywhere you go.

  • @Robby303 did they push you like that in the subway :D

  • stupid mother f**kers..

  • what part of japan is this? So when I go there next year i will avoid this station

  • 1:32 ups fail haha

  • kinda weirdo, treatin people like cows crowd...

  • and some people in Bogota complains about transmilenio

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  • are you kidding me???

    just wait for the next sub

    and what about when your station comes up!!!

  • what happens when someone has to get off??

  • @littleshippy88 exactly madness XD

  • I think I found a perfect excuse to touch a girls' ass

  • Suddenly, "I have to get off at the next stop!"

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Youtube is also missing the "Shut The Fuck Up" button.

  • That's how i lost my virginity...

  • LOL from about 1:20 onwards I was expecting the train to burst open with rivers of people flowing out.

    Oh well.... maybe in the next video.

  • Man : PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH!!!!

    Me: YAY! My mom give birth to my new sibling!

    What else were you thinking????

  • Hahahahahaha my lab chem teacher showed us this video

  • russian way of traveling on subway is kinda similar, yet I have to admit, we don't have dedicated authorized personal that pushes people inside of the train...

  • Hehehe, what can i say, japanese! Thats frekin hilarious

  • Wow. For a country that leads the world in technology, they should be a shame. In the USA,we sit down on subway. :)

  • @Rock4955 You also should be a shame that US trains are all dirty and falling apart, this if you don't count the lack of trust that americans have compared with the japanese (try to lost your wallet in US and check if you're ever gonna see that again, now compare with Japan) and most important, the lack of space that japanese have compared with the US (almost half of the US population in a country smaller than California).

  • @Rock4955 From my point of view they're doing quite good...

  • WTF ? 

  • Nukes = Great for population control

  • Ok who farted?

  • this is very healthy, obviously

  • Looks like they are going to a Nazi camp, what d fuck?

  • en mijn vrienden nemen me een keer mee naar japan... achja ik ga wel op de fiets :p

  • damn theyre stffing em in like if nothing O.o

  • Japan sux :S

  • MUST BE FUCKING HOT inside the train =/

  • I found the job of my life! Pushing people in a train...

  • @omy785 hahahaha hahahaha

  • WTF...

  • This beats the cramped London tube trains I've been in even further into the ground :)

  • damn its good to just hav a seat in a train like this :D

  • who farted?

  • thats why ppl in japan arent fat

  • SORRY IS THIS REAL OR A COMMERCIAL???

  • Train wreck in japan 70000 dead.

  • And I thought the tubes in London were bad...

  • Wait. And they're supposed to be the smart country? LOL! This is straight foolishness.

  • vaaaaaaaamonos...!!

  • what's wrong with japanese? they are rich country, they can afford to increase number of subway coaches and increase frequency.

    why do they suffer through this everyday?

    find a solution for gods sake.

  • @simhopp nice words bro

  • Parecen sardinas enlatadas, en México D. F. en hora pico la gente prefiere esperar

  • hahahahaha

  • Makes London look tame...

  • Hahahahahahahahaha XD!!! this is SO funny!!!!  ROFL!!!!

  • ودك تروح وتفتح الباب عليهم وش بس وش يصير

  • هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­ههه خرفآآن

  • Oww.... thats why japanese man do have small weeners,

    they are getting squashed there.

  • ONLY IN JAPAN !

  • AAAAHAHHAA! Look at that person completely squashed against the train door! 1:25

  • LMFAO.

  • omg...i cannot stop laughing!

  • In my country would call this "salted sardines".

  • @ukrainevladcanada because they have to get to their fucking jobs ON TIME... duh

  • You tube should have a thumbs up, a thumbs down, and a question mark

  • @lorbitron like a wtf?!?! button? i would very much like that

  • @lorbitron

    best comment ever

  • lol why dont u just wait for a next train!!))) WOW...

  • WTF? When the police first stepped in, I thought it was to tell the last few people to back off and wait til the next train. When those doors open, it seems like you could fall out and get trampled.

  • @DominicMetal1979 they're not police - they're job is to get them on the train. Hence the gloves.

  • What a perfect place for Quagmire to be in. Too bad he is missing this.

    

  • It is funny that this happens in a country whose nation is very polite and very punctual. They are strict and they all know their place, still this looks like its in India or sth.

    In my country which has lost a bit of everyday culture during the recent wars you wont see this sort of struggle to get in a bus or a tram :p

  • Yet their trains are always on schedule unlike the ones here in New York -___-

  • Man...I thought Ny'ers had it bad

  • You would think they could carry more people by using the time they spend waiting at stations pushing people in to run more trains instead.

  • lol fucked up people

  • so thats how there are so many asians :O

    they just get stuffed onto eachother and partly into eachother as it seems

  • Ah man, it also happened in New York subway once when me and my mom went to the college for my enrollment, later there are a bunch of people in the express train and even more frustrating, there are 0% of seats available. That video seemed to be worse than my worst Subway ride in New York....

  • thats what the japs did in china in wwii as well. Guess now they have to find a way to do it to their own people lmao..

  • wooooowwwww its only stuffed 2 the brim with ppl! hahaha

  • i thought mexicans were pros at fitting alot of people to a small spaces.....lol

  • i thought they were joking...? but obviously not lol!

  • i was a few times in japan & i also used the subway but it was never full like this. it usually only happens in rush hour times.

  • LOL wtf? that's ridiculous!

  • wow cool lol i would NEVER live there lol

  • all windows are closed...!!! these people will die without air

  • 0:00-0:24 we are like that in school to get the fuk out of skool except were like animals haha

  • Hey citizens of Tokyo, is this really true? This doesn't happain every day right?

  • I'd rather just walk lol

  • pickpocketing thief's would call this heaven

  • @WALAKAA they would be too squeezed to be able to pickpocket XD

  • @joaomosc lol guess ur right xD

  • lmao the pushers hahah

  • guy in the black leather jacket really wants to get in ther! lol

  • imagine the smell of those fishheads!! yuck

  • LOL..

  • They probably all died. And they probably have a good reason to touch each other's parts

  • i thought the Japanese were "efficient"

  • @Dingbat2212 If you think about it, it's pretty efficient.

  • i want to do this once and then NEVER AGAIN!

  • @MrGigs100 me too but i don't wanna be suffocated by someone's behind

  • Now I know why we call them fishheads

  • I like how the police are helping too lmao

  • I want to see what happens when the doors open

  • So honey, how was your day?

  • Haha TOO AWESOME!

  • I would think that that would be a safety hazard.

  • It's actually suprisingling civil considering what they have to do. In New York they would eat each other. No really people would be eaten. Alive. Wtih tobasco sauce.

  • @sungwei9 do you even live in NYC

  • @Satanworshipper123 Nope, in NJ, so things are even worse here, LOL!!!

  • @sungwei9 hahaha what a pathetic hentai lover you are. dude, dont try to say something cool about japan or japanese people if u just know them via animes or shit. they suck trust me. in new york, most people would protest the government because of this and wouldnt even try to get in. that is civiliziation. not this shit.

  • @Kipiloji Konichi Wa!

  • this is so sad the over population is asia

  • Shit... and I thought rush hour on the Metro in Montreal was bad.

  • Maybe just send a lot of trains at rush hour like every minute instead of taking 2 minutes to crush people into the train? And the poor women with dirty men pressed up against them!!!!!!

  • How do people with claustrophobia ride trains?

  • only in japan.

  • Life is sure pretty busy in Japan.

  • wow, what if you have back ache?, better get a car

  • Yokozuna's not getting to work.

  • @ykilstein Lol best comment on this vid

  • I love how the guy in the black leather jacket let people pass him then started to help pushing them all in...smart man...can tell he have rode that train before...

    I have to say MTA in New York is not this bad lols.....

  • @tabbyshauna The reason you must be Japanese Skinny in Japan!

  • Lol. Next train please

  • holy crap!! like stuffing sardines in a can!! wow, amazed everyone fit!! i'd hate to be on the other side of the train and have to get out...lol

  • @dendara100 OMG I thought this was my best friend!! You both have the same name spell differently and your comment is definitely something she would say lols....

  • ....and haven't anyone got out hurted of this!?

  • wow. no wonder girls are talking about getting molested on the train all the time. you have no room to even turn around to see who's touching you.

  • Seriously that many people taking the train every five minutes every day, they have enough money to buy a new train car to tack on the end of each train... So why not do it? A little personal space never hurt anyone.

  • I simple love it everebody going yo work and the police like noting yes i love it metro subay

  • wait i for got my bag... o well

  • @RSVIDSRUL3 lmao

  • Man that is f*ckin inhumane!

  • this just DRYHUMPED MY MIND

  • I dont understand. Is everyone in this much of a rush to get to work? Why dont some of them just wait for the next train?

  • LMFAO, this is seriously some of the funniest shit I have EVER seen. HAHAHA omg I just can't stop laughing. HAHAHAHahahaha

  • if the train broke down... man oh man.

  • i like how there was a flap of someone jacket hanging out of the door.

  • how do people in the back get off at their stop?

  • @consequentialistic it's exspress I would say, otherwise just I don't know

  • @consequentialistic

    They dont hahha

  • @consequentialistic .They dont.

  • LMAO! THE COP'S ALL PUSHING PEOPLE IN WITH ALL HIS MIGHT xD

  • Omg...... This... is WAYYYYYYY worse than my subway-dilemma yesterday [In Toronto, Ontario, too!! ]... I mean, it was crowded enough we couldn't get out of the thing whatsoever... but it wasn't THIS crowded... D=

    I guess I'd better lose ALOT of weight [well, I'm fairly thin now, but- I mean, EXTREMELY skinny] before I go to Japan... 0_0

  • Why don't they ride on top? Or does that go against their lemming personality?

  • thats the life of office goers!! my god!

  • I was an English teacher in Japan for 8 years. This was typical during rush hour. At other times, I was literally the only person in the subway car.

  • and I thought it's bad in TO..hahahahahahaha I cant believe this is real...I've travelled quite a bit and this is one of the funniest thigns I have ever seen ( havent travelled to Japan, but I must NOW :) ) ...

  • 1:33 someones cloth sucks

  • @Hominjonathan

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • I sure as the world turns do! Buy a car and forget public trans! Duh!

  • For real, remove the seats, or have fold up seats for rush hour, that you can put down for off hours. Add more cars to the trains. And how do you get off at the next station if your in the middle, everyone floods out and then gets pushed in again? amazing ;)

  • Ok...I'm not judging...but how the hell do you get out the next station if you are sitting????

  • @gyqz oh, i dun think they are sitting, they are stucking

  • they really stuck them in n close the door....for sure..oh my..i really am speechless

  • from now I will never complain about not getting a seat while i travel by train