George Keeps Truant to Himself Part 1

[joeperryhotashell]

The actress playing George's professor is Ming-Na, the actress who did the voice of Mulan in the Disney movie.

[bestintheworld486]

e,e,e,e,e,e,e,e

[Arteolike]

Wait a second, Maxes paintball gun supposed to be red, watch "A Clear and Presentless Danger" George gets him a red one for Christmas.

[viallobosalbertusmc]

Angie please ''I GOT THIS'' 

[southpark24ful1]

dosen't it sounds like he is saying saskue from naruto

[selenagomezfan451]

@southpark24ful1 no its sabes que he just talks fast

[miguelwwejeff2]

wwe

[Pannetona]

clown college lol

[spinemaggot11]

ddddddddd

[superpeace6]

what does he mean by study buddy?

[biker666girl]

@superpeace6 means he got a boner :D

[chicofdwtmyglo]

@superpeace6 retard

[JonasEfronGirlx]

I CANT BREAF!

[superstandarran]

1 person gave up like george

[jamesw22185]

dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddd thats funny its just like when a bus horn beeeeeeeeeeep

[wolfspawn0527]

i did the same thing with my first mid term.

[selenagomezfan451]

@wolfspawn0527 on my first midterm i was scared but i got through it. wasnt so hard

[wolfspawn0527]

@selenagomezfan451 im sure you did really well

[yoangie555]

innn....scrowed..? it says IM SCREWED!

[SwagRunnersCA]

Angie - "You have been studying all night. Why dont you take a break and come with us to the movies?

Max - "I dont think our little George is going anywhere until hes finished his homework.

George - You know thats alot of attitude for someones report that looks like it has a studder......... D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D

LOLOLOL

[SwagRunnersCA]

Vick - "Why does it say im scrawed....... all over your paper?

George - "IT SAYS IM SCREWED"

LMAO

[MauiWowiexxx]

4:51 vick: wheres max?.... i wanna give him back his paintball gun

george:thats two weeks in a row what are you doing training to take back cuba?

-vick looks around- vick: who told u that i want names

5:34 george: vick i know what it means to you to take back your homeland :0 so to help with the invasion im gonna pitch in for some batman walkietalkies

vick: very funny huh but we'll need 6 of them

[TheBlurp123]

I <3 the old George Lopez Show

[gerardojuarez1993]

dddddddd

[kprea55]

@Fedexcamry cuz of hes hair 

[kprea55]

Max is fag

[dragonraiderzombie]

this is wat makes us wanna go back to skool and then we feel al fucked up

[SoSeductive1981]

@dragonraiderzombie I went back to school for my second degree three weeks ago, but it's worth it in the end.

[famguy218]

@MARINE9839 I don't get it. What's the joke?

[wazzupmatt]

@famguy218 it means since she kissed george part of her is on him so he has a study buddy



[frawgtastic]

Dude prof Lim is horrible! I've never had a teacher who was that bad! poor George

[LOL12HORSELOVER12LOL]

angie: George i have to say i am really proud of the way you .. george : NOT NOW WOMEN!IM FREAKING OUT!!

LOL!! :P

[acidrainlovee]

DDDDDDDDDDD hilarious!!!! (:

[SSHector88]

LMAO @ 2:55 I was JUST like that when i was in my Criminal Justice class last night! xD

[chinkyboi18]

"angie please..... I GOT THIS!!" xD

[sikimber]

lol DDDDDDDD LOL

[hellojazzii]

i thought max's paintball gun was red. :P

[TheChicClique]

@hellojazzii this episode was probably made before he got that one

[hellojazzii]

2:55, lol.

[duedfromtheblock]

lim was sexy for a korean... mhmmmm yum yum...

[hellojazzii]

@duedfromtheblock

"sexy for a korean"? wow. *eyeroll*

[duedfromtheblock]

@hellojazzii why would you bother commenting that? I really don't get it... :O

I mean if you don't like what I said, just ignore it. Sabes que?

Seriously, I didn't DISS koreans...

I'm saying this shit because I know koreans are really sensitive and get mad at people who diss their nation.

And I can't help but think that you are korean.... Let me advise you something, next time when you feel obligated to stand up for your nation on the INTERNET, don't bother.... Please... :)

[hellojazzii]

@duedfromtheblock

sorry, it's just that you kind of sounded like an ignorant prick with the way you generalized a race.

thank you for clearing it up. (: good day. sorry to have bothered you.

[MrTukangojek]

@MARINE9839 wat is it mean?

[JaJasonLee]

ben dover -.- ur so funny get it? the joke... try saying "ben dover" lol fast!

[MsChavez10]

Vic always says u know what back In Cuba

[samandmom1331]

@MsChavez10 good point

[SSHector88]

High School was Nothing.

[TheMCmagic504]

oque la chingada

[TheKillerplayer31]

Ernie lost $300 dollars.

[proanimatoroflife]

last time i checked during the christmas episode, the gun was red

[TheKillerplayer31]

@proanimatoroflife I think it is because f the paintballs.

[ultimatetreehugger]

i cant breeaf! 

[theBinLadeninas]

dddddddd thta was hilarious!!!

[vampierwerewolf]

I'm sorry George i know how you feel

[xingX3]

ming na haha

[sexyness187]

i feel bad at 10:11 for george :(

[4teensanime]

orge should take spanish class... hes ace tht test...

[triste18ful]

@MrIhavebigtesticles are you fucking serious why da fuck do u click on these videos if you dont like them dont click and dont try and come and screw with those of us that do enjoy the show. oh and lets not say mexican bullshit anymore because it just shows your ignorance ok!

[TheMigster87]

@MrIhavebigtesticles u are a racist a hole go get a life man if u dont like this show why are u watching this then and so is rsfazfaz that little bastard u 2 go get a life jesus christ!!!!!!!!

[4teensanime]

@MrIhavebigtesticles i think somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bancada... watcha

[TheKillerplayer31]

@MrIhavebigtesticles That coming from a lifeless retard that's only trying to get attention.

[summersmart1990]

@MrIhavebigtesticles and @rsSfarzfaz whats wrong with u 2 u have no taste this show is funny as hell u both have nothing 2 do but write bad comments about shows that r AMAZING

[TheKillerplayer31]

@MrIhavebigtesticles Got t, to hell, bitch

[HateOnIt1000]

@rsSfarzfaz Then whyy are yhu watchinqq it ? Duuuhhhhh !

[RudySpino]

@rsSfarzfaz I think you're lost, iCarly is in another video.

[rsSfarzfaz]

@RudySpino ICarly is better then your piece of shit show asshole!

[RudySpino]

@rsSfarzfaz You OK? iCarly is awful, this show is hilarious.

[kickass5]

@rsSfarzfaz icarly is one of tha most pompuss poppy teeny bopper garbage fake faggy ass shit to ever b shown on tv or at least one of tha most fucked up.

[rsSfarzfaz]

@kickass5 lick my balls

[kickass5]

@rsSfarzfaz eat shit out of a straw

[rsSfarzfaz]

@kickass5 i'm gonna kick you and your mothers ass shit brick

[kickass5]

@rsSfarzfaz it'd b real funny result if u said that to ma face u bend it ova tha desk ass fool. get fucked

[TheKillerplayer31]

@rsSfarzfaz That coming from a lifeless retard that's only trying to get attention.

[supermedafighter]

i swear that light blue top that angie is wearing is similar to the one jennifer aniston wore in an episode of friends! this episode is so funny

[deejayblackjack]

Can you upload in full screen?

[Penguinranger123]

pause at 6:57 look to the left of georges head and you can see a mickey mouse head

[5MsSixflags1]

@Penguinranger123 i think thats because they went to disneyland already.

[musicstuffer]

George is black



[tikalgirl36]

@musicstuffer actually he's latino but it doesn't matter anyway because he's still funny

[viOLeT5oo]

@musicstuffer uhm actually hes latino

[lucymm15]

@musicstuffer y would u think he is back he is LATINO

[Michael3714]

@lucymm15 Infact George Lopez is 4% Sub Sharian African which means that he is 4% black, according to the rules since slavery, if you are even 1% black you are in fact African American. So yes, George Lopez is in fact, black.

[masik7290]

@Michael3714 your tripping foo

[Michael3714]

@masik7290 Watch the Lopez-Tonight interview with Mariah Carey =]

[kickass5]

@Michael3714 wats with all this african american fagtalk why cant u just say black. and big deal so wat if he is. u folks worryin about wat color sum1 is thats why i fuckin hate americans cuz they are the most backward and socially retarted creatures on tha face of this planet. viva la raza!

[Michael3714]

@kickass5 Man I'm defending him, I totally agree with you.

I don't think colors matters, I'm not racist.

[CloverLand89]

@Michael3714 you're a dumb son of a bitch George lopez is Mexican not black

[SDAHeatWave]

@CloverLand89 mmm to support Micheal3714 saying that George is black here is the link watch?v=UpCxkO2up4w for the DNA of George Lopez

[CloverLand89]

@SDAHeatWave RETARD JUST BECAUSE SOME HAS 4% BLACK IN THEM DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE FULLY BLACK, MARIAH CAREY ALSO HAS PART BLACK IN HER THAT MEAN SHE'S BLACK ??? LMFAO GEORGE LOPEZ IS MEXICAN, MEXICAN ISN'T A RACE WERE *MESTIZO* MEANING EUROPEAN AND INDIO ALSO WE HAVE BACKROUND OF AFRICA AS WELL GEORGE BEING PART SUB SARAHAN AFRICAN HAS NOTHNG TOO DO WITH HIM BEING BLACK LOL HIS SKIN COLOR AINT BLACK IT'S BROWN AND THEY'RE ARE MORE WHITES IN AFRICA THAN BLACKS LOL

[CloverLand89]

@SDAHeatWave KID CUDI IS HALF MEXICAN AND HALF BLACK OH NO BUT ACCORDING TOO YOU HE CAN'T BE HALF MEXICAN CAUSE HE'S BLACK LMFAO WHAT A RETARD BEING SUB SAHARAN AFRICAN DOESN'T MAKE YOU BLACK

[CloverLand89]

@SDAHeatWave DWELL ON THAT SHIT HEAD WHEN YOU'VE ACTUALLY READ A BOOK COME TALK TOO DADDY

[triste18ful]

@CloverLand89 dont lower urself to their level let them show their ignorance on their own

[CloverLand89]

@triste18ful Thank you for being understanding

[TheKillerplayer31]

@kickass5 He are a fucking retard saying you hate american raciest.

[kickass5]

@TheKillerplayer31 dont get mad cuz its true

[CloverLand89]

@Michael3714 and if you're that retarded LAST TIME I CHECKED SLAVER HASN;T BEEN IN AFFECT FOR OVER 400 YEARS AND ACTUALLY GEORGE MAKES FUN OF BLACKS AND WHITES LOL

[jangofett619]

lolz