The Year Of The Robot

[Maddoxhardcore]

i heart you x

[kykawah]

lol

[Rockburns123]

are you gay? i cant realy say.. ur like a maybe idk what u are

[dibdib9]

Cool.....

[greenday010]

????? uhh.. ok.. unexpected..

[SgtMovieMaker]

shake it out!

[K80Blog]

YOU NEVER THANK US!!! YOU OWE US!!!!

[Ialie]

Thanks for being adorable! I am loving your vids!

[avagabondtribe]

oh no, benrobots back...

sigh.........

[Naldouw1]

ROFL This guy's a dumass, but he's funny! So ima subscribe.

[Naldouw1]

Holy crap!!! ROFLMAO Press play then wait for the weird sound at the beginning... Then go back again and again! You will laugh your guts out.

[Rotarrius]

is it wrong that i wuv wu?

yes yes i think it is. lol

[Steve7508]

your words touched my soul, but in a dirty way.

[lindsaybradley]

YAY! I LOVE the glasses. Truly Madly Deeply.....

Nice to see your pretty face!

xoxo,

Lindsay

[BenRobot]

*screams with excitement like a contestant that just found out she'd be part of the new top model season.

wow, seriously.

nice to see YOUR pretty face, go model something!

[BalionOfIbelin]

You remind me of Genndy Tartakovsky a little or more.

[BenRobot]

i had to look that up.

genndy is a handsome man then.

but you said it wrong, i think he looks like ME!

:D

[JustA11en]

This didn't show up, in my subscriptions! uggg

I found it in someone else's channel ratings.

FTR

We're right "there." >:)

[BenRobot]

hold my earrings and weave girl.

youtube and me are about to duke it out!

but not really, i just got my nails did.

ill race you to the next video!!!

[lisasimpson]

We ARE right there! :)

[BenRobot]

i am SO glad you see it that way too.

now we can go to vegas and get hitched.

then have a 43% chance of divorce.

then be sad but stay together for the sake of not becoming a statistic.

im making this up as i go along.

[lisasimpson]

Sweet, so we *will* stay together, then?

[becca235711]

lol, i love it!

[BenRobot]

i have decided i will name my 78th child after you. that's right. 78th.

it's my lucky number.

what's yours?

[becca235711]

2357 or 4

they are both amazing, but 78 is pretty sweet too!

[4natman]

you always make me so happyyy

[BenRobot]

i wouldn't have it any other way.

unless i was sprinkled with sugar.

then i'd have it that way.

have it for you i mean.

i dont know what i mean.

[4natman]

And that, my friend, is what makes you so special.

[climhazzard30]

:DD great video!

[BenRobot]

that smiley has two chins.

it needs to work out.

who am i kidding, i have 5.

no really, look at the video again.

did you look?

why are you still reading this?!

[joelovesyou]

Happy anny Ben!

[BenRobot]

i wish i had a real anny.

it would be the coolest.

but not as cool as you joe.

because i love you.

let's stare at clouds today at noon your time.

GO!!!

[TheRozzer]

I mirrored your shake-out. When do I stop shaking? :-D

BenRobot: "Did you stop?" TheRozzer: "No."

Haha.

I'm looking forward to more videos.

[BenRobot]

you don't get to stop shaking, yet.

you polaroid, you.

[chris3ff]

welcome back, bennybot. we missed you.

[BenRobot]

why i do believe that was the first time you wrote something that touched my heart.

bitch.

<3

[bnessel1973]

Dammit, Ben, I love you.

[BenRobot]

if you ever wanna have your first man on man experience i wouldnt say no.

*gets banned from michigan.

:\

my runner up comment: i want to be filmed in an episode of Cops with you someday. in drag. in each others arms.

...

[mtamorphis2]

Congrats on one year!

[BenRobot]

omgsh thanks a lot!

wait, there's a 2 in your username.

i am alarmed and all kinds of hot.

2nd channels are sooooo sexy.

*makes out with your second channel.

[impeccableimbecile]

The montage was quite very awesome!

Happy one year Mr Robot!

[BenRobot]

why thank you kindly!

i can't wait for your one year,

i hope there's lots of glitter involved.

please say there will be :D

[impeccableimbecile]

Lol. Perhaps? It's still far from now..*counts*

[thefrozenghost]

OMG! One year?! If I'd known, I would have worn underwear. I'm such trash.

[BenRobot]

secret: i'm not even wearing a bra right now.

don't ask me to bust a girls gone wild cause i'll totally do it right now!!!

[nezoone]

rolls around in glitter dust

picks glitter dust out of eye

woo hoo one year. congrats on your fabulousness!

[BenRobot]

i'm thinking of bringing sexy back next week.

wanna help me?

there will be nudity involved but only of the ankle variety.

also, hi!

[nezoone]

do i want to help you?

the answer would be OH YEAH!

and please don't tell me you were pulling my leg...i mean, my nude ankle.

hi!

[AurianSky]

lol

:D

Congratulations

ooooh i really liked that flash back thingy

[BenRobot]

thanks tina-bear.

i don't know why i called you that.

i'll stop if you want, whatever.

send me a postcard.

[jedibugmaster23]

yay welcome back cant wait for..... the hum... the thing!

[BenRobot]

you're so dirty!

meet me under my sheets.

please don't report me.

[jedibugmaster23]

lol

[KateReadsBooks]

you are looking FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[BenRobot]

damn baby why you be marked under spam when your should be marked under me???

go read a book.

no wait!

oil me up instead?

<3

[Roy2010]

welcome back

[BenRobot]

welcome back to the future roy of 2010!

where's your time machine?!

i must touch it.

inappropriately.

please.

[dianakazoo]

I need to connect back TOO! I missed you, Mr. Robot! I gotta get back in the YT swing of things...

[BenRobot]

ohmaigaaaaawd! i wasn't prepared for a kazooment!

let the world rejoice!

*kazoo's for all!

but especially for me

;D miss you boo!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

You're the coolest!

[BenRobot]

there was a time when you and i were the world.

and then you got a bf.

a hot bf.

im jealous.

[lifeinacndyswrl]

haha. I apologize. I really do need to make a video soon.

[swoat]

*takes bait* Who WOULDN'T subscribe to you Ben?! You're so awesome! haha

Congrats on the 1000 subscribers and the 1 year anniversary, woo

[BenRobot]

you will be rewarded.

with many sprinkles.

are you ready?!

*sprinkleBOMB!!!

also, $100000000000.

:D

[swoat]

Yes! I love sprinkles! I'm going to use my money to buy sprinkle bombs and drop them all over the world to bring happiness to everyone!

[itsNancyDotCom]

omgs me and benrobot have a thing.

you heard him say it.

^_^

glad your back ben!

[BenRobot]

this is my 3rd attempt at replying.

*testing*

[BenRobot]

oh, it works now.

[BenRobot]

i guess you get 3 replies. unless i make a 4th one with my original reply.

[BenRobot]

i went to itsnancy[dot]com

nothing was there.

i want to hurt myself now.

i guess our thing will keep us alive.

this time.

*dramatic music/fade to black*

[anmoose]

It's about friggin' time! Do you realize how many of us out here have no life at all and have been waiting for you to complete our completeness? Jeeez!! It's not like we didn't have anything else to do. OK... So maybe we didn't.....

Moosie

[BenRobot]

i've been staring at my computer screen for the last month. ok i'm lying, it was 2.

but the whole time i thought about mooses.

ok i'm lying, i thought about you.

rhymes ftw.

[MyTiMeIsNoWxD]

cholo de mierda

[BenRobot]

yo quiero taco bell.

...and then i want to fist you.

[NailedToTheV]

BenRobot goes Super Sayajin at like, 1:08.

[BenRobot]

i can teach you, but i have to charge.

[zebidee55]

Ahhh - I feel completed already...

[BenRobot]

check your pants, there might be a surprise waiting. a warm sticky surprise.

sometimes i wonder if i should delete what i've written and just leave a ":)" there instead.

[zebidee55]

There was, but it was the bad kind, not the fun kind. *waddles to the bathroom*

Oh God - I think that all the time. I'm thinking it right now in fact...

[booxx]

I am complete in the knowledge of the completeness to come. Ooooohhh! That was me watching this space. I like the goodness of Robotgoodness.

[BenRobot]

i like your username, it's like box, but with two x's and o's.

like this: xoxo.

that's right, i went there.

embrace it.

[booxx]

Are you flirting with me??

[ouREvilone]

haha the flashback there was a bit scary. congrats with subscribers!

[BenRobot]

the original concept was to use it in some sort of buffy themed video but that never happened so i just randomly left it the way it was with scary build up music and all.

don't ever let anyone else know.

or ill draw on your face when you're sleeping.

:D

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

I'm soooo glad we're going to have a thing from now on!! Cos that's definitely what my life's been missing this whole time, a thing! You're awesome, rawk on my roboty friend ♥

[BenRobot]

yay, i cant wait for our thing!

but don't ever tell anyone.

this is between you and me.

and if you tell ANYONE, the deal is off the table.

but not really, how can i resist having a thing with you when you remind me of somebody i used to know! <3

[nbwulf]

MOAR vids plzkthxbai.

Cheers... Valley Gnome.

[BenRobot]

i want to arm wrestle you so bad right now.

just to prove that my right arm is stronger than my left.

- pervert gnome

[nbwulf]

Oh I believe you PG. The VG fears the right arm...

[winger1212]

Shake out the awkwardness! Awesome as always. Happy anniversary!

[BenRobot]

thanks a lot.

you know, if we get together sometime we can go into a the restroom when no one is looking and shake in front of the mirrors.

i'm just saying.

[LonesomeRhodes1]

the year of the robot is the best year there is...

[BenRobot]

i'm actually a real year.

but them bitchez can't handle all of this.

i'm sorry.

sometimes i think i'm hot.

[thewinekone]

Woop woop!

[BenRobot]

there's nothing like the sound of fisting to make me want to reply to a comment faster.

let's compare haircuts?

[thewinekone]

If only we would start talking again. Sigh.

[BenRobot]

i'm playing hard to get. HINT.

[gray93]

Congrats! and this video was awesome!!

[BenRobot]

thanks so much!

so i see your comment was marked as spam.

who ever pushed that must've thought a free plate of spam would magically appear on their desk.

in other news, i unspammed you.

i kind of like spam though.

let's keep that between you and me.

[gray93]

thanks for unspamming me.. it means a lot :)

[speedyconkiwi]

I shaked, I wiggled.

I love you so much right now, this was so cute and awesome and funny and YOU. Happy anniversary!! (I saw myself. muahuahua)

Talk to you laterssss

[BenRobot]

haha yay! i thought it wouldn't show up since youtube is being all bitch-like at the moment.

this video was for me, but also for you, but mostly me.

in fact, it was all for me.

stop reading this comment, NOW.

<3

[jabazzy]

WHEEEE for NO lives.

You are my life.

This looked like the edit of doom.

Btw, what's your favourite colour? ;)

[BenRobot]

blue!!!

i'm honestly expecting that to somehow show up in your next video.

the pressure is on.

let's send secret love notes to each other.

the code is: iwantyourgenitalia.

[higoaway]

LOVES.

btw I really miss that "GET THE FOOK OUT" video :((( like old school.

[BenRobot]

haha bad angles ftw, i'm thinking of uploading some old videos to this account because i miss them so.

like i miss you.

no seriously.

kidnap me.

[higoaway]

yaiyz! i hope you upload some of your old videosssss.

babes, if I were to kidnap someone, it'd so be you ;) someday..

[mercilesstengo52]

<3 those glasses

[BenRobot]

*throws some metal pancakes at you

:)

[mercilesstengo52]

hehe, anyone that gives me Metal Pancakes is allowed to invite me to come into their van for candy.

[cheekychen]

happy year and grand 'a subs! :][

[BenRobot]

no seriously, when do i get to pet your hair?

don't you not reply to this!

fine!!!

:)

[cheekychen]

come to london and i might just let ya :P

[iheartslug]

Happy 'versary!!

[BenRobot]

i'm going to hunt you down and we're going to make some kind of video together.

we'll name it one night in paris or something catchy like that.

[MattandCory]

You rock, dude!

[BenRobot]

sometimes i pebble when no one is watching.

but sometimes getting watched is exciting.

hi.

[JXintheZ]

w00t!

Shake It!

Congratulations!!!

[BenRobot]

i've been shaking it.

no, really.

i have.

my mom says god watches me at night.

and i'll stop now.

[Saraej14]

Congrats!

good to see you back

[BenRobot]

it's good to be seen by you.

and no one else.

but don't let anyone else know.

or else.

[imajeanyus]

don't leave us again.  *tear*

[BenRobot]

don't ever stop singing.

unless it's rihanna.

i hate that bitch.

well not really.

i just hear her everywhere i go.

i'd rather hear you.

i need to stop.

[JeffBazz]

YAY! welcome back! ...again.

CONGRATS ON 1000!!

*SLURT*

[BenRobot]

i'm trying to find a way to express my raging homosexualness for you. but i can't figure it out, yet.

[CrazyWyatt]

Welcome back to youtube! Congratulations! You haven't made a video sinec forever. I can't wait til your next video. You are funny as hell and make great videos.

[BenRobot]

i know man! i've been kind of focusing on other things, i eventually wanna start making skits like the good ol days.

i just need a cupcake.

with sprinkles.

yes, that's what i need.

[CrazyWyatt]

Awesome. So how things and your summer been lately? Me great. Matt & I we going to Chicago in Novemember. I am excited about that. I got a sweet skate board.

[JohnnyDurham19]

benrobot videos make me happy :)

DO THEM MORE OFTEN! :P

<333

[BenRobot]

i'll scratch your back if you scratch mine,

then we can eat banana's, you know, whatever.

...

wait, what?

something about making more videos yourself :D

[spiderdj82]

CONGRATS man!!!

[BenRobot]

not that having no life is a bad thing, but...

:D

[bobraanne]

lol, i love you

[BenRobot]

why thank you kindly.

i do believe i love you too!

:D

[fallofautumndistro]

Happy one year. Looking forward to our thing.

[BenRobot]

meet me in the alley at midnight.

we can do our thing there.

:)

[BilliLovesMargot]

are you at a year too ben?!? omg we're like twins!!!! except you're the pretty one... bitch! lol ;)

[BenRobot]

incestual twins :D

wait, is incestual a word?

whatever, do me.

[luvthecanadian]

*shakes out the awkwardness*

*stops*

YEAH 1000!!!!!!!!!!! I lurves you.

[BenRobot]

thank you,

canada.

p.s. - USA USA!!!

[luvthecanadian]

first

[BilliLovesMargot]

arrrgh!!!!

[luvthecanadian]

HA! I WINZ!