Scrubs - JD, Hilarious Joke

[chabab]

it's true, that joke is hilarious

[CGodfrey1995]

I love how he says hilarious, its amazing :L

[rossmarzie100]

39 people stuck a penny in a door and have been tormented by a janitor ever since.

[PinkDryerAss]

press 6 while playing the video lol

[1EmP]

@PinkDryerAss press 4 repeatedly, haha

[ZiGxZaGz]

he says hilarious like raulo

[xxgazegirlxx]

I just noticed I've never actually watched this show before and I love it xD

[theomega616]

@xxgazegirlxx You have a lot of catching up to do!

[hrzan]

what did he decided????i want to know...

[Drawnsbyme]

I just love how you get to see what JD actually thinks, cause secretly we're all like that :)

[GunterJPN]

@yared94

but... a head-less man HAS a body...

[DplatinumG]

@yared94 you sir are a moron.

[TheMuZzLoD92]

@DplatinumG LOL

[MrBuch169169]

Even when I know his reasoning, I still find it hysterical that JD's reaction to a woman flirting at him by licking her finger is, "Did you hear the one abaout the skeleton who didn't go to the party...?"

[85cc144]

this guy is trippin 24-7

[adelaidebliss]

but.... what did he decide??

[kayladreams]

Press 9 and see JD bat his eyelashes :3 also, look at everyone in the background :D

[JNKReviews]

It's funny because it's not funny :L - if that makes sense.

[AvantTemps]

he decided something!

[Ghost5831]

Press 7 - where the shit?

[gerseyman91]

press 5 repeatedly to make jd sound sick haha

[gerseyman91]

hahaha press 4 repeatedly to make jd give a playa' look

[UnknownMugiwara]

Watch this with out sound and just look at J.D.'s face when he thinks xD

[youxknowxyouxluvxit]

WHAT DID HE DECIDE D;

[UnknownMugiwara]

I need to find a Danish joke like this so I can use it to test girls ;D

[Kyrantho]

@UnknownMugiwara Tell it in Danish? lol

[UnknownMugiwara]

@Kyrantho Nah, it wont be the same xD We don't really have a word for 'buddy' so we would use 'venner' which translates into 'friends' and the word for 'body' is 'krop', so it doesn't really work xD

[xBleach4Eva]

Can somebody tell me that joke again? ... I understand the punchline but at the start i just understand : Gibbelel at the skeleton, who couldnt go to the party... he had no-body to go with ...

[UnknownMugiwara]

@xBleach4Eva Have you ever heard about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no-body to go with ;)

[xBleach4Eva]

@UnknownMugiwara OK, Ty ^^

[jameswandii]

@xBleach4Eva Did ya hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no 'body' to go with!

[RichieDee123]

Ahahahahaha! Omg! Ahahahahaha! He had no body to go with! Ahahahahaha! Wow! Hilarious. Ok, I'm done. o.O

[rosieehow]

i laughed... i think that means im into him ;)

[queeniebryt]

Nurse Carol!!!!! :D

[landcommander1981]

Here's the thing- Nina totally used JD and came between him and Turk. How can she like him and yet mess with him so much?

[thejayrush]

keep hitting 6 woooo

[meraksemajttayw]

best joke ever!

[xXISparrowIXx]

Cockachu

A member of Youtube just trying to troll on each of the Scrubs videos.

Just report and ignore him... or it

People have opinions but you can keep them to yourself or post ONE video ranting about it but searching videos to post your opinion on? Kinda pathetic...

I noticed that there are people who have done this in multiple areas of Youtube (e.g. Green Day)

Just ignore and he will go away, I mean what can he do?

Type away a message that is ignored most of the time?

Peace out

[Skateboarder55]

@Cockachu You are pathetic. GTFO

[Skateboarder55]

@Cockachu Go fuck yourself you dirty son of a bitch

[WazzuphomiiJesUS]

that joke was hilary-ous

[mckyle9]

this is truly fucking hilarious

[CptChaos47]

@Cockachu kill yourself.

[TheViksod]

/watch?v=3cHE86xYRVU

[m4rtin4rnst4d]

Is that an older emma stone or does she sound EXACT the same? i mean her voice is so... i dont know, fantastic :S

[fra2603]

@Cockachu Oh my god!! oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm... I'm... having a heart attackAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAH!!! Gooo...gooAAaaaarrhgh...fuck..­. aaah...  yourself... *dead*

[LOOKoutITSspiderpig]

hil-ARIOUS.

[TheViksod]

/watch?v=3cHE86xYRVU Check this out, i bet it will make you happy!

[izvunzemen]

oh my god is she flirting with me?

oh my god is she psychic? hahahahahah

[ninjapretender]

I have to wonder what the people who J.D. is talking to usually think of the weird expressions he makes when his internal monologue is going on. I bet if you muted that part of the video it would look extremely odd. :P

[101bigtimerush]

Hahaha wat a loser but i loooove this show -3

[Mrarrypotter]

that is, to this day, how i test if a girl likes me!

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@Mrarrypotter absofuckinglutely.

[AZNKC]

@Mrarrypotter No need to test, if a girl wants your dick... shell have it

[fanxofxanimusicfan]

@Mrarrypotter that wouldnt work on me just cuz i will always think of JD lol

[xDraedon]

@Mrarrypotter Now that wouldn't work now would it? The joke is hilarious!

[DarkAngelsInMySoul]

Oh my god, is she psychic? LOVE IT!

[Shinon111]

great

[saaamtube]

@Iskander299 thanks for practically reciting the whole video,

but i think most of us heard it the first time and didnt need reminding.

[matrixphijr]

@saaamtube I love the part when he said, "thanks for practically reciting the whole video,

but i think most of us heard it the first time and didnt need remining."

[Kubil6y]

@saaamtube

actually it can be helpfull because its hard to catch frases sometimes.

[saaamtube]

@Kubil6y OH YH REELY IS IT HRD 2 CATCH FRASES?

[Kubil6y]

@saaamtube

not everyone can speak only english like %90 of stupid americans.

[saaamtube]

@Kubil6y dude i don't even understand what you mean...

[mrgabest]

@Kubil6y Really depends on where you go in America. In the Southwest, about half the population speaks better Spanish than English.

[flacofran]

@Iskander299 I am an Asshole!!!

Repeat this, JackASS...

[mcsammer4]

@Iskander299 you put "OMG am I flirting with me"

[Iskander299]

@mcsammer4 oops... nice caught...

"OMG am I flirting with you"*

[mouldyteabag]

@Iskander299 Well thanks, now the deaf audience can fully appreciate the video.

[FlamoAralias]

I love how dumb JD is. lol

[Merscer]

Husky is super sexy. I'm with Orbixx.

[Orbixx]

I *love* her character and her husky-ish voice.

[binder673]

hahaha oh man i forgot why scrubs was one of my favorite shows ever :)

[HexxedQuilll]

WHAT DID HE DEICIDE???!! i may never know...

[NickoNicoNOTDouga]

lol man the cc is way off, but funny as hell

[sh1tfukker]

put transcribe audio on if you wanna laugh even more xD

[Heightz1734]

@sh1tfukker transcribe audio?

[sh1tfukker]

@Heightz1734 Under cc button.

[Heightz1734]

@sh1tfukker Oh wow i jus found dat out, neva knew dat b4 thnx :)

[no1wasgeorgiebest]

.....................I'm glad you got that...

[thehumaneyeball]

oh my god is she flirting with me!!

oh my god am i flirting with you!!

oh my god is she psychic!!

[Mozezrox]

that's not a fair test that joke's hilarious. xD

[b222rad]

OMG ITS THE GOOD WIFE!@#!@#!@!

[ZimSlave123456789]

HAH HAH HAH he makes funny faces 24/7 hes hawt XP

[1erdling1]

why the fuck did the stop sending scrubs??????

[lolopit]

@1erdling1

cause season 9 was one big fcking fail :>

[Conara001]

the script writers are too funny. bravo

[Antzcceltic1]

thats not a fair test that jokes hilArious

[CMF412]

What did you decide, JD?

[Oreoreogirl]

hillahrius

[darkXdracion]

not that funny o.o

[SleepingInTheFire]

@darkXdracion thats the point.....its mild irony

[eatabrownie]

isn't that the good wife? xD

[CrazyKillerStickman]

in german the joke is (you know about good is on an alzheimer patient? You meet every day new people.)

[simsdaan]

I actually found the joke quite funny...

[BlueEyedBabe03]

"Oh my God, is she psychic?"

Those few lines similar lines were planned brilliantly!

[chabab]

noBODY

i get it! that took a while lol

[marcoooootje1]

it really makes me laugh even more to read the insults and weird discussions under videos like these

[eksiclown]

lol gotta love wall of text discussions on the interweb

[helloasswipes]

@eksiclown hahah that was the point. its like an epic novel right that has nothing to do with the video.

[killernat]

yall be feeding a troll

[enispdererste]

asswipe & salbei fail really hard

[TheOfficialScrubs]

Watch All Scrubs Episodes @ My Channel

[theboss888]

Can someone whrite the joke please ? i don't understand (a)

[123456patriots]

wow not even close to being a good joke but love the darm show Dr. cox #1 of course

[darkscarygothicotaku]

LOL

'omg is she flirting with me?'

'omg am i flirting with u?'

'omg is she psychic?'

[lovez2eat]

wow, Salbeibonbon is much better than you, sry helloasswipes.

[helloasswipes]

@lovez2eat wait for it bitch, I have that Salbeibonbon faggot by the balls. Shows how much you know

[lovez2eat]

@helloasswipes just using more swearwords doesn't turn you into the winner of this disputation, shows how much you know.

[helloasswipes]

@lovez2eat fuck you bitch. he never wrote back because I pointed out his weak points using vulgarity and since I have time to spare do you want me to get started on you too bitch?

[helloasswipes]

a hilarious joke is the day JD dies and scrubs is canceled for good quality TV

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes I have a better idea, the day you and your worthless family die painfully, get reborn and die again while the whole world is making fun of you.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon WACK is that the best motherfucker? go fuck a blender and shove it deep in your asshole and press the swich on. and have fun watching the blood and shit fly everywhere

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Motherfucker huh? Yes I do fuck mothers, yours for example. The best? Your just an ugly useless piece of shit, why would you deserve the best? I know I can't expect much brain in your shithead but nothing would happen if it would be inside my ass, more like if my ass would be inside but like I said..your too stupid to get that :) And I know that you are used to shit flying at ya, ur mom told me how she's feeding you.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon still wack. fool you suck fat dick at comebacks. man you should get ass raped by 30 niggers they should all shank and cut up your anus membranes then they should fist them up your moms dry pussy then spread piss and fecal matter in her mouth and make her gargle that shit up until she suffocates

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Didn't need to "come back" as your still way behind with your 10Y'old fantasies. Still you don't need to have your outcoming with posting your anal sex intrest on the internet, there are other ways to do this boy! Tell your dog why you lick his hole that often! Tell your whole retarded family! At least those that CAN understand words, tell all the black people how much you love their cocks, don't try to make me tell the whole world that your gay!

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon still sucks! you just dont get it do you faggot with your watered down bullshit. Dont try to turn this bullshit on me now you fucking chink. maybe you need to insert a drill in your face because your just being a total queer and goody goody douchebag and this shit isnt working on me. I bet you feel all self righteous in front of your computer screen typing away like a smugfag because you think your using reverse psychology on me.

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Buhuuu I don't get that the fat child has no friends :( I'm the queer huh? So whos talking about analsex and shit all the time? Seems to be your area Mr. Smalldick. And yes I feel great, in fact I have to laugh :D because the only time you seen the word pychology was in pokemon. I'm just spending some time with your mentally retarded moron, you know, to do a good deed every day. You have fun throwing words you don't understand around you, I have fun laughing at you.

[Salbeibonbon]

@Salbeibonbon typed an r too much :)

[Zeanu]

@Salbeibonbon

Dude, chill it and give it a rest... why bother answering to ignorant people?

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon still not funny. fuck man seriously if your Mr Important here why are you replying back. That obviously means that I am getting to you in some way. Like I've said before you just being a smugfag trying to sound smart on the internet. While I gain laughs what the fuck do you get in return out of your self righteousness. Nothing just a few youtube thumbs up which cannot be redeemed in the real world.

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Yeah you're right, you do get laughs because everyone is laughing at you :D Just shut the fuck up when you finally found out that you got owned and walk back to the cave you came from. Bye loser!

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon total smug fag. do you think I give a shit at your pity laughter? and like I said before everytime you reply it just means im getting to you and obviously you gain nothing out trying to sound like a smartass. Any ways what kind of a homosexual ends a sentence with "bye loser".

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Haha nice question, and obviously you do! You think I care what you say or think why I reply you fucking son of a dirty whore? Motherfuckers like you should get killed by the police but as that is not going to happen anytime soon, I keep telling you what an ugly piece of shit you are thats it.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon. son of a dirty whore? such a weak insult! and yes I am a motherfucker who raped your mother last night and tell her I tipped her a dollar, That's way more than that old dry pussy is worth. No The police only kills niggers, get that right son. And yes people like me are the type of sadists that just have fun in pissing asswipe's like you so just deal with it because the world is full of people who give you a hard time. If you cant handle then you will be eaten alive like a pussy.

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Yaya don't copy what I already said stupid little gay dogfucker. That's only because they didn't see you yet, every "nigger" is 100 times worth more than you. Pissing me off? Giving me a hard time? Hahahahahahahahahaaa don't make me laugh ugly scum, your just whining around here while I'm amused by your worthlessness. If you got balls, come here and we fight it out, otherwise just shut the fuck up and go whine to your daddy while he anal rapes you.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon fuck you, you do the same shit you little hypocritical fucker. so if you want to play a game with no ending and no prize then stick around for alot more cause at least im having fun. Yet again with the weak insults, ugly scum. Shit kid is that what they call you at shcool while you jerk off to your henti or what? Cause that shit got hardwired into your brain.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon Oh shut the fuck up you pathetic queer. Be Realistic, like im going to take 2 planes to pull you off you computer to kick your ass. Only faggots that can cant take insults come lashing out with that "Come fight me in person" . Oh see again your taking my shit about the daddy anal rape. No kid the insult works like this, you tell the other person to gag on their dads fat veined cock until they barf on it and suffocate on it.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon hahah I let you bash me on those other comments just to see what you were capable of, which is not very flattering at all. See kid you thought you set the bar, but now that you reached your climax you got nowhere to go but to spiral downward.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon See son, you really dont understand how funny this really is to me. You just did what I expected the typical retarded youtube user to do. I talked shit about a random video with something simple like "fuck scrubs" and you became the "Badass" who replyed to it, got off topic with pointless insults. 4 weeks later were still here, while im looking back just laughing my ass off with a couple of buddies here sipping on some 4 lokos and having a good time.

[Salbeibonbon]

@helloasswipes Ya I can imagine how you 4 sipp on each others loko..that's what you like. The truth is, your such a pathetic loser that nothing can help you anymore, just look at the novel you wrote here and at the time you spend looking at other comments of mine, how much more proof is needed that your life is worth less than a pile of shit? Yes I insulted you, and as you can see you still can't get over it and keep whining and whining, get balls and fight irl, or have none and reply again.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon 4 lokos is a drink but obviously you dont know shit cause your not old enough to drink which adds to the humor of your stupidity. Like I said you did the same shit, look at a few comments below and you too wrote a novel. Like I also said before, If you lived in my town I'd smash you but thats not gonna happen cause realistically im gonna take 3 planes to visit your dumbass. So add on to the LAWLS because were filling up this video with our bullshit argument.

[helloasswipes]

@Salbeibonbon anyways your the fucking faggot who collects pokemon cards, and jerks of to henti. what more proof do I need to tell you that YOUR THE ONE WITH THE SAD PATHETIC LIFE. shit you'll probably never get a girl, the best you'll get is 2 dimensional paper pussy. Anyways people reading this might not care, but your the faggot who has to deal with the guilt of knowing that your a loner. YOU KNOW THE TRUTH. YOUR A FAGGOT, JUST ADMIT IT ALREADY. YOUR A LOSER WHO DROOLS OVER ANIME PORN.

[sooolell]

@Salbeibonbon you effin rock! think you made him realize that he really is gay and i bet in a year hell be doin some really gay messed up shit^^... so @helloasswipes please tell us if you in fact do come out to your friends (if you have any) and family! we would be proud of ya! :)

[PanRoqueee]

HAHAHA,

"im glad you got that" sure. J. D. is the best. that joke it's not a fear test

[DanielKinghorn]

thats not fair.......that jokes hilArious

[outsidepers]

That joke is Hi-larious.

[Crimsonkitsune333]

@supnick7 omg! i was thinking that too!

[digitalpunk006]

hit me with your rhythm stick

[shockwave493]

X DX D

[calumisthebestger]

"i'm glad you got that" pmsl

[CragHack19]

oh my god, is she psychic?

[Electroma94]

hahahahaha

[partygirl209]

i like her like this!!

she's more nicer!!

[sfggiwtswyfm]

haaaa soooo funny

[HotJeter]

oh thats not a fair test, that joke is HILARIOUS

[megan7722]

@HotJeter

I think that was mashed potatoes

[BigCheese1138]

@HotJeter Grats, you can repeat the punch line of the video.

[RosidaI]

J.D is the best!!! ^^

[johnnylol88]

i`m glad you got that :DD

[otherkitkit]

:))..Scrubs..best show ever! You must love J.D so cute and nerdy...:P

[zitimigi]

that was the corniest joke.

[BelarusIsFun]

Im surprised that Scrubs isnt number one!

[Drpeterzwegert]

hahaha :D so nice

[DeminRamst]

Ahahaha! She didn't notice his bizarre facial expressions?!

[JJEO1F]

...what? WHAT? What did you decide??!! :P

Gotta love JD

[IIryanguettlerII]

mmmmmmm nena

[EmoTheElephant]

I LOVE the way he says hilarious XD

[olly555]

its kinda how u act all nerdy and spazstic

[Alyssagirl934evr]

lol well that wasnt a fair test that jokes hilarious XD I love Scrubs

[Rockrebelrewind]

she has a smokers laugh hhaha, thats the funny joke, right?

[JustAliceJonas]

i love JD hes sooo sooo funny

[partygirl209]

i like her like this!! she's nicer!!

[Parkerkun]

She looks like Flo from that insurance-commercials

[sasukesmine4life]

i think eliot looks more like ite

[hetisover]

thats not fair that joke is hilarious :D

[malgab]

Hello I am French, may someone tell me if I heared right.

"You wanna know about the Skeleton who couldn't go to a party ?" "He had no body to go with" Is that right ? If it's right, this is funny yeah !

[CMac455]

Yes you did!

[DarthBarkerSithLord]

Yes you heard right.

[tjames229]

yes

[paulc2k9]

yer thats right but old lol