The Guild of Calamitous Intent: Training Video

[marfdasko]

11 people faced swift termination.

[DocHammerFan]

Cheers!

[infowun]

Very well put together. I salute you sir.

[Darkstar1484]

I am quite impressed.

[dustinmarciniak]

I dig it man, me and my buddys are going to start a biker club called The Guild of Calamitous Intent. Good to have a recruitment video.

[Tony2826]

For fan made material this is pretty damn good.

[shishiwakamaru4]

I obey the sovereign

[tobisinn]

for a criminal based guild, they sure have weird laws.. so im guessing they cant harm any law enforcment, but the law enforcment is not allowed to get in there way or something?

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

nice

[Nuh]

The audio is entirely by Astrobase. I believe it's from season one or season two. I forgot, it's been a while.

You should have just posted the real thing, it's a lot nicer IMO.

[DocHammerFan]

@Nuh - Not sure what you mean? The Audio for this video was created by me. The voiceovers were done by myself in my studio and the music beds where purchased from Audio Dogs and Sound Snap. I put it all together one drunken afternoon when my wife was away. Good times..

Thanks for thinking it was taken from the show. That's actually the nicest compliment I've received ;)

[Nuh]

@DocHammerFan Haven't seen the original in a while, so if it is true, then you did really well, cause it sounds almost exactly how I remember it.

[MrWiink]

that is the best show evers in the history of evers

[Del1720]

does owyn or tattiani still play often?

[dreadmoniker]

All hail David Bowie...I mean...the SOVEREIGN!

[caimen64]

i am a true member of the guild

[LordMegatronG1]

Official member of The Guild here, that was a great training vid you made there.

[bulletproofKevlar]

you shoulda used the real david bowie lol

[blender7]

is it weird that it seriously doesnt seem that bad working for them? any company which has to tell its employees that rape is bad, would be kind of fun to work at. plus u meet a lot of cool people!

[DocHammerFan]

Thanx! Yes, it is original. I made this "Training Video" one weekend when I was bored....and drunk ;) it was fun to make.

[LittleMsJessiLove]

whats the name of this episode? i. need. to. know.

[thatdecade]

Is this an original work of yours? if so, kudos to you

[AmandaintheAM]

Nothing happend when I watched this and Im not a Membe- oh wait someones at my door...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[1800generalnow]

it's david bowie..

[saikyoryu]

Must . . . obey . . . the Sovereign! All hail the Sovereign!

[weirdness555]

That was great! Thanks for making this!

[djtahoe]

The "awesome & powerful Soverign", AKA David Bowie!

[infernai]

*sighs and sets up nuclear bomb* To many know of our great leaders identity, you must be annihilated *flys out in helicopter and detonates nuke*

[lukeandlea]

Great job ! Now I'm a fan of DocHammerFan !

[Telechimp]

That was really well done. Great job.

[Dinnertoe123]

Is it me or is the Sovereign looks like david bowie?

[Vincent12157]

The Sovereign is David Bowie

[JediTrekie311]

I wish I was in the Guild. Great video I am just like you DocHammerFan, I subscribe to you channel cuz you kick ass. This video is not from the show but it just like the show that rules. Don't mean to be ridin but good job

[mesuirchief]

I loved the elevator music XD. (the whole thing pretty much lol)

[htomsirveaux42]

I thought the Guild dates back to the Victorian Era

[DocHammerFan]

You may be right. I pretty much just stole this info from Wikipedia.

[masterevilalex01]

the organization that would from the guild was in the Victorian era but maybe the guild it self did not start till the early 20th century.

its just a thought

[TheEldritchMask]

I love Wikipedia....

probably some sort of mind control going on there.

I mean the encyclopedia britannica is more accurate but isnt even as half as popular as the Wiki and dont get me started on the hilarity of Wikigroaning.

Yet its my first port of call for research despite even myself finding wiki errors although they were probably due to wiki vandalism.

[buzzkillor]

back in the late 1800s, or early 1900s.. remember.. the episode with great grandpa venture.. that's when the term was coined. something like "we're an organization of good not some guild of calamitous intent" something along those lines.

[Jeffinator1]

That was awesome dude. You really captured the spirit of the show, I would not have guessed it was fan made. cudos

[DocHammerFan]

Thanks Man!

[retrogamer64]

lol david bowie

[YourRedDog]

This was fanmade? I think the Astrobase would approve! This was awesome, man.

[DocHammerFan]

Thnx! Kind of you to say!

[MrTlTO]

Rules suck and are ment to be broken

[mrgrand26]

this video rules! I hope they do another season of the Venture Brothers.

[ejgreene12]

They're doing it.

[Radiant2212]

ROFL

[AintNoDevil]

I was drunk : P

[Cyberheinrich]

This is really good. Finally, I too can join the Guild!

[DocHammerFan]

LOL! Thnx!

[rgda3rd]

still waiting for my arching license to clear.

[TraciPeteyforlife]

I like the guild of Calamitous Intent. All Hail the Sovereign! but hail the coolness of Doctor Queen more!

[doctormarmalade]

Booooowie!

[richardc0077]

I thought this was made by Doc Hammer.

I loved the Health & Safety procedures part! I am looking forward to seeing the VI TT and Underland film.

[Sketchpcis]

Dude...pure and utter win.

[DocHammerFan]

Thank you kindly.

[OroborusFMA]

Adult Swim is run by complete idiots. It's sucked ever since they switched to that format with the white letters on black.

[JakeADraugelis]

Hah! Until the end I thought this was made by Doc Hammer and Jackson Public themselves. I'm going to email Adult Swim the link and suggest they playt this, lets all do the same! Maybe it'll make an appearance on air and keep us sane until season 4.

Go team Venture, but ALL HAIL THE SOVEREIGN!

[Tragicburnvictim]

wow actually fits into the story i really like how you remembered that it started in 1910

[smlink324]

Wow, good work, especially for being drunk.

I think you should do an Underland propaganda film. Complete with Latverian-Esque gibberish set to subtitles.

[DocHammerFan]

Thanks! I think the Underland prop film is a awesome idea.

I guess I'll have to get drunk for that one too ;) Hey..it couldn't hurt.

[BierBomber]

Awesome job!!!

[MarchHatterofWoe]

All hail the sovereign.

[Seleteles]

The sovereign is all powerful.

[DocHammerFan]

Obey the Sovereign

[MarchHatterofWoe]

Obey the Sovereign

[OroborusFMA]

A bit too slow, but nicely designed.

[DocHammerFan]

Thanks. Ya, it does drag on a bit. But heh, I was drunk ;)

[jeremy71504]

Sign me up!

[BluedragonZ009]

Great video will there be more!

[DocHammerFan]

Thanks! I'm working on two more vids. One for Venture Industries and one for Testicular Torsion.

[triannaorpheus]

Oh thank you!! I've been looking for one for Venture Industries. Testicular torsion is really important though, you might want to do that one first ;)

[UberWank001]

HAHAHA!! I thought this was real! Nice job dude!

[smallvillewanabe123]

Lmao nice work steve, ur a true visionary

[mandyness1]

To say that was excellent would be an understatement.

[DocHammerFan]

Thanks!

[postmark1]

hahahahaha, this is awsome!