black bush dave chappelle

[kube253]

2:41 ha

[slimmsayton]

"we rocked dem bammas!"

[slimmsayton]

"Stankonia said they're willing to drop Bombs over Bagdad." "Africa Bambataa and the Zulu Nation."

[IGotThatBrownPride]

Red rocks yaye yaye!



[Milleniumlance]

some funny shit XD

[AllStarKase]

I believe this is the actual truth, 110%. The media just pulled an expecto patronum on us.

[arkbishopbonkerboy]

YES I'M SURE BITCH! LOOL

[5nakedoc]

focus on space nigger :D:D

[torielle411]

OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE AN ARMY. GUESS THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO SHUT THE F**K UP. hahahahahhahahah...no seriously. this is important.

[natty4690]

"GO SELL SOM MEDICINE BITCHES!!! I'M TRYNA GET THAT OIIILLL(Cough) ALLL" quality lines man!!!

[NarosSoulfox]

shore is gud

[TheBarnebus]

"MEN, BARBECUE.. I LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOU TOO DAWG.. LETS GET MARRIED.. THATS CRAZY"

shore is crazyyyyy fuk gays..

[lsimmonsiii]

Damn I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga! !!!

[TimSmokesQuantity]

when i was 13 and my family was falling apart from alcohol and pills, i focused on this and it always made me laugh

[XvMortalvX]

Pray to god you dont drop that shit.



[789films]

CRADLE OF FUCKIN CIVILIZATION!

[kalvinsakiller]

what does the yellow cake mean in this skit?

[Darkdragynxi]

@kalvinsakiller Yellowcake (also called urania) is a kind of uranium concentrate powder obtained from leach solutions, in an intermediate step in the processing of uranium ores. in this skit there are using it as "Yellow cake" that you eat.

[kalvinsakiller]

@Darkdragynxi dang, you have to be pretty smart to get that joke then xD

[LosAngelesCity]

I just realized Ashy Larry was eating yellow cake at the end lol

[reggieakarico]

@LosAngelesCity Yellow cake is a nickname for a form of plutonium or nuclear matter. it still needs to be enriched to weapons grade before it can be used in a nuclear device

[reggieakarico]

@reggieakarico dammit I commented on the wrong one this was for the guy above...lmao

[yankeestarz1]

THAT NIGGA TRIED TA KILL MA FATHA!

[Sephiroth6608]

THAT SHIT IS GROSS!!!

[xxspliffsmokexx]

@Sephiroth6608 I say it on repeat whenever I see something bout gays getting married. For the record im totally all right with it but that shit is gross

[yourgrandma19]

o wait you dont have no army so i think you need to shut the f up thats what ill do if i had no army shut...thhe...f...up

[dallas12326]

"go sell some medicine bitches , trying to get that oil oh hoa" that shit cracks me up

[Moogroora]

M A R S... Mars bitches. I love this show.

[ljsnumber1fan]

are you sure? YES IM SURE BITCH

[aislasc]

better pray to god u dont drop that shit

[1997goblue]

lol who said somthin oil what u cookin bitch then smacks the jug of water as a distraction

[hamid28683]

this man is a genius - this fact is largely overlooked today, but in the future Chapelle's mark will seen in the pages of history.

[LoonyToonyzII]

a ha ha yellow cake uranium lol

[yyGrifHD]

you guys are trying to distract me from the real issues when i'm trying to focus on other things MAINLY the moon. Don't worry about that shit we got that covered.

[PintoStylin]

U might speak 16 languages, but gonna need em when you in times square sellin fake hats!

[longboi15]

DAMN I should've know not to call on this ni**a!!

[xxEchoEcho007xx]

"GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES! TRYIN' TO GET THAT OIL-HOHOOILL!"

[1m1a1r1c1u1s1]

i got 40 nations ready to roll son.

[TheDEADPOOL33]

Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do wit an alluminum tube?

[MissTeenageNothing]

You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army.

:D

[eths2013]

who said something bout oil bitch you cookin?

[apocalypse123]

Oil? Who said something about oil? Bitch are you cooking?

COME ON YALL GET OUTTA HERE

[Baker7o7]

THAT NIGGA TRIED TA KILL MA FATHER!!!!!

[MegaWesleywesley]

M-A-R-S Mars! bitchesss RED ROCKS!!

[195103001]

"Are You Sure"? "Yes im sure Bitch"!

[davey336]

PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT DROP THAT SHIT lol

[trudon]

dis nigga very possibly has weapons of mass destruction looool

[kenosmith1]

why you gotta do this man you supposed to be my black botha man fine ill answer your stupid ass question

[kenosmith1]

go sell some medicin bitches im tryna get oil hoil

[funsizdxcookie]

What?? Huh, oil?? Who said somethin' 'bout oil, bitch, you cookin'?? Oil??



[cobo191]

fuck leawo.com. JESUS CHRIST

[king1Malik]

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT!!

[redwhitegray748]

@king1Malik

Pray to God you don't drop that shit

[SAULSANCHEZ74]

@king1Malik Heaa,r lol



[funbaby1000]

chapelle for President!

[young713lonestar]

dat shit is gross

[DNME87]

cencored...

[lemonsqueezy0817]

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!

[linklegends]

the nigga tryed to kill my father haha.funny

[CCHSGlad24]

Oil.....who said somtin bout oil bitch you cookin? haha some many quality lines in this one skit

[willander01]

Hands down!!! This dude simply rocks...

[bigabs18281]

y did u write 'coon' at 2:03??

[390fusion]

yellow cake dont drop that shit

[mostarstyle]

what?ha?oil?who said something about oil ?bitch you cookin?

[okajfa]

Cradle of F***in Civilization!

[MooMooMurderer]

Is still hilarious how many people think the war was about oil... it has nothing to do w/ oil. Its about creating a buffer zone between Iran and israel, to keep Israel from being reduced to a smoking crater XP

[halcyon0830]

Black Bush = Obama: Gave ALL Taxpayer money to Corporations & Israel -Renewed Patriot Act, Gave Nukes to Israel -Renewed Emergency Powers Act -Expanded & Created New Wars -Expanded use of Mercenaries -Cover-ups & Continuation of ALL Bush Crimes & NO Bush Investigations -Drone Attacks on Civilians -Police state, Internet Off-switch -Spends Like Bush, NO Financial Reform, NO Transparency,NO Integrity -Continues Wiretapping &Guantanamo, GOP Slave -No Diplomacy, NO Public financing, NO Public Option

[danny90444]

wrong



[danny90444]

wrong

@ halcyon0830

[MasterNFL]

GEORGE BUSH DISLIKED THIS VIDEO

[MasterNFL]

MARS yay ya eeeee!

[MasterNFL]

what? huh? oil? who said something about oil, bitch u cooking? *slam the water jug and runs*

[Mdowlz]

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT!

[ALLSTAR239]

pray to god you dont drop that shit

[pmfwill]

YES IM SURE BITCH!

[Javmonster]

GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHS! IM TRYNA GET THAT OIL!!

[1fran2cis]

TRYYIN TO GET THAT OILL

[uluvmyballs]

YA IM SUR BITCH!

[Gaming4Fun357]

kevinfurtado48 its kevin please sub to my new account. and add me as a friend

[Snasty098]

are you sure...are you sure..i can't believe these mother****in questions

RIDICULOUS!

[johnathonate]

What?

huh, Oil?

Who said somethin about oil bitch you cookin?

Oil? come yall get out of here

[Coachramsies]

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILLLLLL MY FATHER!!!!!

[oKirano]

riggidyrawwwwwwwww is comin!!!

[GregPuciato]

What? Oil? Who said somethin about oil - bitch, you cookin?

[cashmoney510]

LMFAO! tha part about gaymarriage is tha funniest

[moastytoasty54]

AND NO GAYS SETTLING DOWN. THAT S*** IS GROSS!

[av8or757]

'What did I say ? ......? I'm not gloatin', but what did I say / did I not say we'd win that sh%^ ? We ROCKED them bamas, we ROCKED em' ! "

Thats some funny shyt !

[av8or757]

Is it me, or when Bush was in office finding this clip was hard as HELL to find. Makes me wonder because this and alot of other 9-11 clips were hard to find, or 'no longer available'. hmmmmmmmmm

[frankei69]

THE UNITED STATES OF SPACE!

[texlahoma03]

"Write this down: M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches. That's where we are going..."

[sukruoosten]

dont drop that cake

PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT DROP THAT CAKE !!!!!!!!!

[legacychick123]

OH WAIT U DONT HAVE A ARM U SHOULD STFU

[legacychick123]

ARE U SURE ......YES IM SURE BITCH

[legacychick123]

THE MOTHAFUCKA BOUGHT SOME YELLOW CAKE

[legacychick123]

BLACK BUSH AND BLACK TONY BLAIR

[ANGELface28100]

KMSL...hugh, oil??? who said sumthin' bout oil?, bytch u cookin'???...lmfao!!!

[frankei69]

trying get that oil (cough) ohuilm

[LatinBood]

ahahahahahahah Who said somthing about OIL? bitch! you cooking? ahahhaha

best part

[iadf]

japan.... is sending playstations lmao

[tottir0ma]

what? huh? oil? who said somethin about oil bitch u cookin?

[andthewinnerisJ]

huh oil? whos talkin about oil bitch you cookin?! LMAO this dude is hilarious

[buddyguy2010]

pray to god you dont drop that shit lmfao

[gman2nice1]

THE NIKKA TRIED @ KILL MY FATHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont drop that shyt......i know i know wat 2 do wit it......thats y i got it rapped up in this special cia napkin.......jus dont drop that shyt......

what about people that say ur only interested in the middle east 4 oil......huh oil.....who said anything about oil bitch u cookin break out

lmfaoooooo this is mad funny

[vampyrian]

'some black dude' is HIGHlarious!=D

[phuc91]

"Rev Rock!"

"YAY! YAY!"

[Snasty098]

jeb hahahahahahaha

[coolguys521]

yall niggas dont believe me "i got some yellow cake right here"............dont drop that shit.....c.i.a napkin...................pray to god you dont drop that shit......hahahaha.....mos def is fucking hilarious

[coolguys521]

YELLOW CAKE....fucking hilarious

[Bang371]

This Skit as a whole is F'ing sick... Dave's gotta quit B.S.ing and get his ass back out their. Pure Genius

[kris9138]

u should sanchin me sanchin me with your army... ohhh....... wait a minute... u aint got a army.... i'm guessin that means u need to shut the fuck up... best part

[Lovelyladybug12ify]

Dat shit is GROSSS!!!

[bahareign]

OIL?, who the fuck talkin bout oil bitch u cookin?!! 'spills water' run nigga run lmfao

[dgirlsommer]

go sell some medicine bitches. trying to get that oil-oh-ool. LMAO!!

[dgirlsommer]

u.n., you got a problem, you should sanction me with your army, oh wait a minute, you dont have an army! i guess that mean you should shut the fuck up! LOL!!

[SDG420]

THAT NIGGA TRYED TO KILL MY FATHER!! LMAO XD!!!

[kevinfurtado48]

CRADDLE OF FUKN CIVILIZATION

[detectivekornfed]

Thanks for posting this!  It's brilliant, & I'm surprised it's not better known, especially since it's from 2004. The 1st time I saw this sketch (and "Gay America") I laughed so much that I had to buy Chappelle's Season 2 dvd set. I love Black Tony Blair, the Black Head of the CIA, "Some Black Dude", and of course the many hilarious comments of "Black President Bush".

[WhateversTime578]

Brushin on eachothers titty balls

[Bakazuraz]

Stankonia said they are willing to drop Bombs over Baghdad. :D

[Killoea]

Brilliant show.

[mephisto773666]

I got FORTY NATIONS, READY TO ROLL SON! (Like who?) Who the fuck said that?

[kevinfurtado48]

thanks for all da veiws leave me a comment on my page for more vids thanks

[dngrzn2]

@kevinfurtado48 can u get it with the curses?

[oehieze]

YES I'M SURE BITCH!

lmfao!!!

[Maddymw4]

I gotta admit, white Bush is still more ridiculous.

[dngrzn2]

@Maddymw4 whit bush is more stupid, black bush is hilarious