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  • I'm not even going to front. I want this game.

  • its like action 52 on master system exept only 20 games

  • Still better games than Call of Duty.

  • No instructions? I mean, I realize most of the gameplay is self explanatory but this games looks like it was intended for small children. Also, No game titles? Holy shite, even Action 52 had titles for every game, even if they made no goddamn sense.

  • My Rating to the game

    Sound - Terrible

    Music - Really Bad

    Graphic - Makes my eyes bleed.

    Total - IS A PIECE OF CRAP!

    also I like your review, it saids it all at the begining

  • 9:37 translates to "Congratulations!!! You Won".

  • THAT FUCKING FROG!!! LOL!

  • Stewie Griffin in game six.. Awesome!!

  • TecToy still does some shitty Master System and Genesis consoles (Which are in fact just emulators on a small machine) and some educational shit...

  • 6:25 "Oh my goodness i think it has a penis" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • 18:17 "what what WHAT"

  • I think the in-game music is the same music that's on the elevator to hell, no joke.

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS! LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • I've seen AVGN's review of Action 52, I think this is far worse than Action 52.  The music and sound effects don't change at all, man this is really really really horrible.

  • Watched up to like the 3rd game and wow California Games must be like 10 games in one or something. But at least with that game you get different music on every stage!

  • Just recently started watching your vids mate, you do us a great free service here on youtube :)

  • Action 52 in a weird variation for the master system.. =/

  • im ent i hat extreme paint brawl music and its just as bad

  • and the music i like extreme paint brawl music STUPID

  • omg this is like mag racer or other racer game you review you made "how long you can sit through this without killing the game before you kill your self"! lol

  • lol at how bad these games are 

  • Not a very interesting subject to cover...

  • Is It Me Or this game reminds me of action 52

  • Not only some people in the world grow up poor in a developping country, but they also get to play shitty games. There is no justice.

  • My father bought the Master System III just because it had Sonic The Hedgehog included in the console memory. We then traded this stupid cartridge for Sonic The Hedegehog 2 almost on the same day he bought the system.

    And Tectoy continued to release things from SEGA. It branded the Mega Drive many times, releasing a Mega Drive 4 recently, with a 100 cellphone games in it. It actually made it's own console, the Zeebo, if you get it someday, make a review, I'd like to see your comments about it.

  • You actually can win or loose in these games. There is a score system (or at least something that tries to be) in the left top corner.

    

  • For some reason I cant stop watching your viedos...

  • Also, I believe TecToy also made something you could get a kick out of: The Master System III. There's a video of it on Youtube somewhere.

  • @LoticaStudios Indeed. The game I showed in this video was actually the pack-in cartridge from the Master System III :)

  • Great, just like Cheetahmen II, I got the main theme stuck in my head, and I even bop my head up and down when I hear it.

    What the hell is wrong with me?

  • This was hilarious to watch! Even though the game was stupid I could not stop laughing! I love watching your videos!

  • The score is in the top left corner. I thought you were gonna say something about how it has 4 digits... like you're gonna get even close to 1000 points.

  • A candidate for a new top 17 worst list?

  • The Master System isn't the Genesis.

  • @feckingbillgates Nobody ever said it was. I said I was playing a Master System game on the Genesis.

  • @phreakindee I get it now.

  • Clint, much respect for playing this game. I guess back in the days of C64 about 15 years ago, I would actually enjoy this stuff!!

  • Nearly died of laughter

    Easily best video you've ever done

  • LOL That Frog was so fucking hilarious.

  • Man that frog looks like he had a dick as a mouth.

  • Yeah, Tec Toy, besides being the official reseller of Sega products in Brazil, they keep revamping old Sega Hardware and are one of the responsible for the Zeebo, a terrible gaming console that had the same price of a Playstation 2 in Brazil.

    Besides the useless information above, I only wanted to say that I really enjoy your videos.

  • How about that Casete 50 thing ? :P

  • That song needs a dubstep version.

  • @neolode Hehe, yes. Someone has already made an ambient and breakbeat version in response to this video, so bring it on!

  • How about reviewing a modern game? Your Duke Nukem and Deus Ex were really entertaining.

  • Tec Toy is a joke, they're still making 8 and 16bit systems, and the worst thing is that they're licensed by Sega. They're pretty much a bad quality clone system selling for quite a lot of money down in Brazil.

  • Download link for the music?? i'm serious too..

  • Great now that songs stuck in my head =_=

  • Do another flight sim video!

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  • they probably let you play 1 minute after you finish your homework in brazil...

  • 09:00 it's sharky from eek the cat

  • TecToy is still around. They still make Master Systems and Mega Drives, although no longer cartridges so the games come built in (like 80 of them or something). They make DVD players and Blue Ray players as well.

  • Brilliant I laughed and i laughed! What's more, you may have wasted 20 odd minutes playing the game, we on the other hand wasted 20 odd minutes watching you play this awful games. What does that say about us?

  • poor phreakidee, by game 10 your mind was lost to use. but wtf was withthe frog? the pool must be full of drugs!!!what was the point of game 15?lol

  • Once again great and hilarious video. Thank you! Yeah, it is one of those games aimed at little kids and most possible the reason those poor children failed in classes. This collection stinks horribly and not even a fine perfume bottle collection can fix this stinker....

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  • That was hilarious!

  • Now play Tec Toys Duke Nukem 3d for the Genesis! Bwahahaha!

  • "They exist." high praise for the graphics good sir lol. Lives up to the multi-cart legacy of more is less. Dang if you're going to use one piece of music throughout the entire game list it had better be the best damn music ever which this is not. Cool video and thanks for enduring all of it. :)

  • Awesome video.... by the way, didn't Tec Toy make that weird migraine inducing Genesis port of Duke 3D?

  • Did this also cost $250 at launch or however much the A52 did?

  • @MagikGimp Thankfully no. It was a pack-in game with one of the Master System III consoles from Tec Toy.

  • Wow... this was worse than Action 52. Well, the graphics were decent at least.

  • wtf just happened? it reminds me of eastern europes favourite cat and mouse team worker and parasite.....

  • Dat music O_O.

  • "Shouldn't have done that to you" well, it felt good to me. I thought the video was hilarious.

  • All the games have a very 2600 feel to them, while they are crappy they probably wouldn't be considered as bad if this 20 in 1 cart had been released for it instead of the genesis.

  • Action 52 was better than this.

    

  • What's the POINT of these games?!

  • thanks phreakindee, please play more of these things ; )

  • Well at least this sort of thing lets you see how the all in one games have progressed through the years and i really like seeing this stuff. However with services like onlive offering the playpack subscription and steam offering the indie game bundles i hope the overall quality of them will improve. I know an old collection disk i had had the demo version of GTA 2 and that was not too bad. Keep up the good work LGR

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  • Jeez, these games make warioware microgames look like Dungeons and Dragons.

  • This game can be summarized in one word: Wat.

  • I feel bad for the kids who didn't grow up on Humongous Entertainment games.

  • This is hilarious. Most horrible games I've witnessed lol

  • and now... the Cheetahmen

  • Geez, these games are bad! I don't know how, but I somehow managed to sit through all 22 minutes, 43 seconds of gameplay footage. That was horrible. I share your pain, phreakindee!

  • This is the best! Keep up the great work and the videos coming ;)

  • I sincerely hope this was freeware - or it's just sad! It feels like they spend almost no time at all developing the "games". I feel sorry for you playing it, but your comments made it worth watching - if that makes you feel any good.

  • I hate these games, because they tricked me TWO times to buy these consoles. They were handheld consoles, that had something like 60 or 90 games on it (that weren't good). I even played couple of them on my channel.

  • I still think that is a good effort from a company with little or no knowlegde in software to do this cartridge...I am sure if they had the the right staff things wold have been very different.

    Also I have to say that by the time this game was made (1995) the Master System was aimed at the young children (4 - 7 years) ...the main example is the also terrible game based on the local tv show "Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum", where the target audience of the show was the sane for the console itself.

  • @Kozakczuk

    I was actually thinking the same thing. This game is probably aimed at children between the ages of 3 to 7 years of age. The games looks to help a child with cognitive and motor development.

  • @segagenesis1989 Not only this game but the console itself was kind of aimed to the younger children, that's the origin to the infamous pink master system.

    By the way, the Master System is still in production over here, but now it's only a system-on-a-chip something, with no cartridge port.

  • @Kozakczuk

    Where are you located? Are you in the land of Tec Toy?

  • @segagenesis1989 Yep, I'm in tectoyland hehehe also know as Brazil!

  • @segagenesis1989 Being aimed at younger children is no excuse for the games being crap. I pity the poor children learning cognitive and motor development from games that barely function at all. Controls that don't really work, graphics that don't always match up with what's going on, and a complete lack of sensible progression is not the best teaching aid in my book.

  • @phreakindee

    In your eyes it is crap as you are an adult. If you were 3 or 4 years old, you would definitely find a level of enjoyment in a few of these games. There is a bit of a challenge that a child this age would appreciate. The small sense of accomplishment of avoiding an obstacle or catch dropping coins is perfect for a child this age. This was more than likely a budget title targeted to this demographic.

  • @segagenesis1989 What I'm saying is that it doesn't matter, because the controls themselves do not always work. I'm pretty sure any kid is going to get frustrated at the machine not doing anything at all. Again, just because it's made for young children doesn't give it the excuse to be poorly-coded. If anything, it should be coded better than a game for adults, kids don't need crap like that getting in the way of their learning or fun.

  • @phreakindee

    That's fine. But I am hedging my bets and guessing this is a budget title. In the video, you comment about the bright colors and simplistic graphics. A 3 to 5 year old would appreciate the color scheme.

    There is no question that a pre-teen to an adult would definitely dislike this game. But a toddler would not as they are still formulating some of the most basic skill sets.

  • @phreakindee You are right, the controls are utterly bad but as I said @segagenesis1989, this is a problem of lack of staff...Tec Toy is a hardware company, not a software company, their native software suffers form this same problem, excellent ideas but lack of testing and debugging.

  • @segagenesis1989 Bit of a challenge? I played Duke Nukem 3D and Doom when I was only 5. That was exciting, not this garbage. I would have hated this back then.

  • @tcfsr25

    A 5 year old playing Duke Nuken 3D?

    *shakes head*

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  • @tcfsr25

    Hahahah! tcfst25, deleted or not, that comment made my day! Hahaha!

  • That music, it's oddly hypnotic. 

  • The music in this game reminds me of the music Cyriak uses in his videos except it sucks.

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  • Whats With This Game! Its Like Action 52 But In A Smaller Scale!

  • This probably sounds creepy but I don't mean it in a creepy way but I love your voice.

  • lol this is so bad that it is good

  • I like these videos. They're extremely laid back and entertaining, dammit.

  • @n00bvictoria First, this isn't a review. Never said it was.

    Second, nobody is forcing you to watch every single video I post. Plenty of people are enjoying this it seems, but if you don't like it don't watch it.

    Third, I really like listing out my points when commenting. Balls yeah.

    Fourth, this is getting lengthy so I'm cutting myself off here.

  • @phreakindee Keep going! More points!

  • @n00bvictoria 'boring' cries the person that posts such engaging video as "perfume bottle collection".. whiny little hypocrite brat

  • @TheManidunno I was not even writting to you so i dont understand why u came here and insult me and btw i dont have a channel so i dont post videos as u said about perfumes or whatever.

  • @TheManidunno And oh my god so sorry if i like perfumes, that doesnt give me the right to make an opinion? so small brain u have.....Wont answer your insults or whatever u want to write anymore, wont waste my precious time that i could be smelling some perfumes answering you......

  • Unfortunately the Tec Toy still manufactures the Sega Master System here in Brazil.

    It's the same thing, but more beautiful and with 131... this is disappointing.

    See the best side of the games here in Brazil as Outlive!

  • That music is never going to stop bouncing around my head...

  • AVGN should review this game.

  • No. 19 has worst drunk drivers then ghostbusters on the NES

  • At least Action 52 had gameplay. You know, some resemblance of rules and scoring and rhe like. This had a timer and, yeah.

  • probily the worst game ever or one of the worst games ever

  • And i though Action 52 was a piece of shit.....

  • This video is epic. We can here you lose will to live the more you play. More please!

  • That... That's... Awful! It's like they tried their utmost to create the worst games of all time!

  • OH my goodness, I think it has a penis!!!!!

  • This is absolutely hilarious XD

  • The same fucking tune for ALL the games, AARGH!!

  • hope you trashed it afterwards

  • oh... my... god... lol

  • Wow, that was terrible. Remember those illegal 50 in 1 games for the NES before the lockout chip? The carts with the pull ribbon? Early NES games, but at least they were actual full games.

  • It looks like a bad apple 2 game

  • Unfortunately, the hardware market here in Brazil is a disgrace. Ultra obsolete consoles like this cost the equivalent to US$100 or even more. PS3, X360 and Wii always cost US$ 500 or more. God help us.

  • @superjuca55

    Its a really sad thing, I remember reading short note in a magazine that Sony officially released the PS2 in Brazil in 2006 or 2007.

  • Gotta review the Tec-Toy Duke 3D, man!

  • This reminds me of your Keypunch videos. And LOL@ the Pong clone being the best game!

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  • Lol that game look like it was wads in 10 minutes

  • Well.. someone got a new intro :D

  • I'm sure you know Tec Toy is also responsible for Duke Nukem 3D on the Mega Drive. They did a lot of Sega ports for the Brazilian region only. Lots of SMS ports things like Mortal Kombat 3 and some of them aren't too bad looking for 8-bit conversions. They where basically putting out a lot of SMS games in the mid 90's after it was dead everywhere else.

  • I'm ashame to say that we also have a Mega Drive (Genesis) with a guitar hero style guitar for a sopose "guitar hero" clone for Genesis. It also is a 20-1 or something console and cant use Genesis Cartuge. What a shame. Also its sold for $200,00

  • Tec Toy, same company responsible for the ultimate fail system, ZEEBO.

  • @opivm

    I think that title belongs to the PSVita so far.

  • Is this dumped?

  • Play big rigs!

  • @MrUltrAdaman I raise you "Cho Aniki"

  • @tossabaddle 7,145 views.. that deserves a LOT more :P

  • One long sentence: You have the same voice that I do when I talk to myself about things that annoy me and I feel like it's a little wired and I'd be really embarrassed if someone walked in and caught me talking to my self.

  • You seem to have a pretty good time playing thouse...

    Like, you was really laughing xD ... Play more things like thouse :D

  • @CELTARE123 And the FROG game ... really made you LOL

  • new intro o/

  • At least it looks playable and much better than Action 52

  • Awesome video! :D

  • 20:25 Haha, we both exclaimed "Skifree!" in absolute unison.

  • This is officially ur funniest LGR EVER

  • You truly have gall to make it through that.

  • Number 11 is the best game by far.

  • you should do ski free one of these days. good game.

  • im the 80th like and awesome video

  • Play Sonic The Hedgehog!!!

  • I'd rather play this over Slaughter Sport for SEGA.

  • That stuff reminds of the games I used write on my C64 in jr high. Except you could actually die in those lol

  • Fuck that music ...

  • I think i just wanna drink something strong and.. cry... cry like never before du di du di du... nooooo

  • The music, it's the worst thing... but I want it on my MP3 player so I can put it on eternal loop to punish me.

    Actually I think you only showed 19 games skipping Nr.8, and I could bet that this number is the best game ever.

  • @MightyTallestZim82 I showed number 8 at 10:41. Apparently the menu glitched out and I thought it was playing another demo, but no, it was game 8. It's practically the same as game 19 except upside-down.

  • @phreakindee

    Ah, I too thought that this was just a demo, when game 19 was played I thought it's that game but you're right of course, hahaha, I lost my bet -_-

  • That frog made the entire video worthwile :) I also love how you said "If you're still watching, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that to you." and then you uploaded the video :)

  • Wow this was amazingly bad. I think my head hurts. Not the video, but the games. Are those games?! What is the point of that 20 en 1? What were devs even thinking?! Did bunch retarded 6 years old make this?! OMG, I will play some Skyrim now.

  • Lmao the whole time :D

  • How od you play master system games on your genesis?

  • @GeorgesVI Either a Power Base Converter or a flash cart like the EverDrive-MD. I'll be doing a full review on the latter soon!

  • You're not used to playing horrible games like I am. lol

  • Brazilian Action 52, which is only Action 20!

    Well, at least it fully ran, unlike Action 52.

  • 8:50 Big Daddy Stewie

  • @phreakindee Your vides should have more views. Please do catfight for pc?

  • I don't understand how I can be this bored, and laugh this hard at the same time - my neighbours must hate me

  • The new LGR theme song. Derp derp derp herp derp derp. derp hurpy derp derp derp.