"CF" to Craig Ferguson: "I'll Make You A Citizen!"

[dididangerlove]

What do you mean leave behind deep-fried Mars Bars and haggis? Can't we have those things, too? This is America, the grand idea, where everyone comes from everywhere bringing their stuff. Okay, lets not worry about the haggis so much, but a deep-fat fried Mars Bar? C'mon.

Only the Germans are fatter than us - we can take 'em!

[TortillasDeLote]

Craig Ferguson gets citizenship for en endorsement? Who's that, some Canadian? Hey CF, a I got about 7 million cousins looking for a similar deal. No, no endorsmen-tes, they just keep our heads of lettuce at $1.99. I love salads, help my salad-economics. Vote CF Murphy, Presidente Por Vida!

[MyWorldView]

I don't see how he can refuse..