yeah well there's no reason to drive only a few miles if its nice out and you can ride a bike. no one needs to be so lazy that they can't walk or cycle a few miles instead...
Joggers and cyclists should be run over if they decide to come on the road. Not just once. Put your car in reverse and make sure you hear that head pop. This is 2011 get in a car and with the times you retards
Remember George was a master at confusing people. He is just being his stage persona. There is truth mixed with fantasy and exaggeration in each performance. He probably didn't hate bicycles as much as some of the morons riding them.
Bikes are cool and everything, but I know the bikers George is talking about. Get out of the road with your spandex shirts that have fifty advertisements plastered on, you self-absorbed fucks!
Theres probably a reason why there's no vid to this.
A much earlier sketch, before he realized that the material he could use was was directly on the homepage of your browser and before he realized what crtical mss was all about.
lol awesome...he is not talking about the kids riding to school. He is talking about the tall grown ups with hairy legs and tight fitting shorts with their blue/pink little helmets. Retards are what htey are....so true carlin. ROCK ON
He wasn't making fun of bicycles.. He was making fun of the arrogant cocksuckers who ride them and George poked at everything. It doesn't make him "wrong" or "right" about anything because thats all up to your perception which sucks because you're a human.
@123432154646456 yah ur the faggot. u don't know ur anal openg from a hole in the ground. gerge carlin made fun of any and everything and saw nothing wrong about it. well, he is dead now...
I can tolerate joggers because majority of the women who jog are sexy. the bicycles creeps should burn in hell especially the ones who hold up traffic because they cant pedal ging up hill. bike riders are selfish douchebags who think the road belings to them Thank U George.
Carlins not bashing everyone who likes to ride a bike. Hes bashing those self-entitled shitheads who have gotten it into their heads that their bike is the same as a motor car. Fuck its annoying being in traffic slowed to a snails pace with John Q Asshole pedalling along with a perfectly good sidewalk right next him.
carlin was always a jerk. about everything. i used to like his humor back when he was the hippy-dippy weatherman, but shit, i mean i was a kid and almost anthing dumb sounded funny then. well carlin was dumb right up to the end, and as i matured, i realized he was also a first class jerk. he was also a jerk right up to the end. now he is dead.
@randolphmarshall LOL LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODYS MAD CAUSE SOMEONE POKED FUN AT THEIR LITTLE TOY. When I went to your page and saw a fucking Bike i LOL'D no wait.. a "smokin motorbike" wouldn't want to offend ya.. old fuck.
I'm tired of you guys saying 'he was wrong about bicycles' It was comedy! He was only entertaining you, not giving you an opinion. Are you trying to tell me he put every cyclist 30 feet in the air each time he drove by? I think not.
Nah I think he's pretty spot on. I hate those bike riding assholes who ride on the road and get in the way of traffic. Why the fuck would you do that. Get the fuck off. When I was a kid me and my buddies always rode on the footpath, and only went on the road when there was no cars. Fuck bicycle riding faggots and they're stupid tight lycra.
The thing I think Carlin meant to convey on this bit was that the "bicyclists" are just another elitist class of of white dorks. If you don't wear the tights and the hats then you ain't in. Personally, I loved riding my bike, by myself without other assholes around me. But I got more and more away from it with this stupid fucking public of auto drivers constantly on the phone and not paying attention. I didn't wanna get killed. If I had a track or path and go along by myself I'd be happy.
that's the point of comedy that some jokes will offend u while everyone else laughs. Another joke will offend someone else and you and everyone else will laugh. This was a great joke on bicyclists he wasn't wrong. This ppl hog the road i had to drive almost 70 mph in the lane of oncoming traffic of a two lane road with cranberry bogs to get by these tight pants wearing creeps
@hatenewbz So YOU'RE really fat? Like an elephant? No wonder! You feel insecure so you randomly bash a country that's naturally better than yours. I get it now.
The late great Carlin was one of the funniest and cleverest guys ever to do stand-up. He's wrong about bicycles, of course -- the bicycle is the most brilliant means of urban transportation devised. But a little slack here: someone as clever, hilarious, and insightful as George Carlin is allowed to get ONE THING wrong. He's more than made up for it by being so brilliant and spot on pretty much the entire rest of his career.
@blackbirdeagle I think he's more refering to the douche bag bike riders. You know who I mean, the ones riding down the middle of the street to where you can't pass them, just taking their sweet time. The ones who run stop signs and force you to slam on your breaks to avoid hitting them. At any rate, that's how I see things. They are brilliant means of transportation, but they are also annoying as hell when used wrong.
@Deadheartsdie Maybe so. Too bad we can't ask him about it. In any case, I'm still a huge fan even if I don't necessarily agree with every single one of his opinions.
@blackbirdeagle The most brilliant means of urban transportation is the motor car or an elephant. You ride fucking toys get a driving mechine. I dont care if its cheap, healthy and clean DO THOSE THINGS IN YOUR OWN HOME NOT ON MY ROADS.
@UhhCorey I'm inclined to agree. As Deadheartsdie suggested above, maybe he was really more annoyed with "douch bag bike riders" than with the concept of bike riding per se.
This subject sure does bring out strong feelings from some people!
@blackbirdeagle Not everything he says is meant to be taken seriously; a lot of what he says is said solely because it's intentionally provocative, and is guaranteed to get some laughs. I don't know, he might really hate bicycles, but I don't think that what he says while doing stand-up should be taken as a legitimate representation of his opinion.
@damandatwin now if only all the religious nuts understood that concept but no they all immediate claim "george carlin is in hell!" soon as he passed. even all over youtube.
@TheRaellz I'm pretty sure George Carlin was actually an atheist, although I make that claim in spite of myself in that it's in direct opposition to my previous argument. I mean, where Carlin was such a public figure, if he ever admitted in an interview or something of the sort that he actually did believe in a God then people would have probably heard about it, since the religious are so desperate to convert, and announce the newest celebrity to join their club (Christians in particular).
@damandatwin yeah, he probably was atheist but i'm sure he had his own personal belief system based on something else not called God. he did mention something he said he believes although it was during a special and he got the idea from his brother. most of all though he wasn't hateful like all the religious nuts who like to claim he's in hell.
@blackbirdeagle He never said they weren't a brilliant idea, he said, "... they are basically riding on a fucking toy." That's completely true, they could have a lot of thought and craftsmanship put into them, that doesn't mean they aren't toy like. Motorcycles are your non-toy like bikes.
@blackbirdeagle You missed the point here. He's not ripping on people who ride bicycles, or on bikes for that matter, he's ripping on people who get too serious and smug about riding a bicycle (kinda like you). Carlin is dead on balls accurate here, my friend. You're wrong...
@7DirtyWordsAndMore Interesting. You seem to know exactly what George thinks. You also seem to know exactly what I think as well -- for example, that I'm too serious and smug about riding a bicycle. This must be a Very Important Matter for you. I guess. You're trying to pick a fight with a stranger over it, anyway.
@blackbirdeagle i think Carlin's got a point, i'm not sure how it is wherever you live, but you have these guys who think they're athletes because they have a sports-bicyle, the suit to match, their special aerodynamic helmet, and then ride the bicycles on the street at around 35 km/h (where a car is allowed to go 50 or 70) and they do this for about as long as it takes for them to drive to their usual pub...
Its comedy, nothing more than someones humorous opinion of a certain topic now whether you decide to see it as an offensive statement thats your cookie
Calling a bike a toy implies that there used solely for recreation, but thousands of people all over the world use them as a viable means of transportation. If more people biked then we wouldn’t be soo fat. People that go overboard with all the reflective gear, hand signals and riding in the street are twats. They make biking look bad.
Carlin had a history of cardiac problems spanning several decades, including three heart attacks (in 1978, 1982 and 1991), an arrhythmia requiring an ablation procedure in 2003, and a significant episode of heart failure in late 2005. He twice underwent angioplasty to reopen narrowed arteries. Karma.
Ride a motorcycle not a bike, if you want to save gaz, if not then take the bus, or ride safely respecting the fact that motor vehicles of all sizes are all around and own the road, especially in rush hours. If you ride a bicycle, don't think your rights are better than who ride a car, otherwise take the side walks and drive slowly.
I wait peacefully for all haters to die-- but you breed and make new haters. George made a joke to vent frustration... get over it. That being said, those who regard bicycles as toys are most often just grumpy assholes that made the mistake of giving up the bike for a big rolling penis to replace the ones they lost sight of under their beer bellies. Love you G.C. -- rest in piece(s.)
@baihbalm The roads were also made wide so that there's more room to swerve back onto the roadway after doing the public service of swerving onto the sidewalk to run down flaming idiots such as yourself.
@PumpingSmashkins Well I don't ride my bike on streets but on mountain trails, but I appreciate the gesture nonetheless. My original statement still stands true.
They complain to the city that vehicles on the road do not treat their bicycles like "vehicles", yet they fail to observe stop signs and other crossings, because they still consider themselves pedestrians. It's ass-backwards as fuck.
I have nothing against bicycling, I do it all the time. Saves on gas and its good for you. However, people who dress up in those tight jumpsuits with flashers and everything else piss me off. They act like they are king shit just because they got the same stuff as Armstrong and some even have the balls to ride on two or three lane roads and cross traffic like a normal car, its like they have a death wish.
To those who are offended, the uploader said that this pertains in NYC. NYC. That place has no lanes for bikes and even if they do, it will be put to one good use by the majority of NYers: parking space.
He is dead is he.. Maybe he would have lived longer if he actually got on a bicycle.
If he really thinks it is good cyclists get run into by cars, maybe the universe has a way of dealing with people who are selfish, and dont care about other people.
@KrunchyJD Way back before we dominated everything (we= humans) the way t hey 'dealt with them' was to make them the alpha males... as in they got all the perks.
What I really hate are th e bike messengers in the city. They act like assholes and they always want to fight. OK, bikie, you wanna fight, ok, let's do it.
Wait a minute aren't cars toys? People driving their little "Hot Wheels" Tonka Trucks, FUCK YOU!! Bike are a vehicle, just like a motoercycle is. It's a well known fact that Driving cars causes epidemic diabetes and obesity in this country. people need to get out of those Lazy ass Fatmoblies and ride a Bike.
Sometimes his voice sounds like Robin Williams' voice. Watched a video where he was REALLY young, and even kinda looked like Robin when he made certain faces at certain angles.
@dicktracy3331 Qoute: Oh man those cyclists are such faggots. Self-absorbed, self-centered whatever, to take up a third of the road and block traffic. Wait one second sir, arent drivers like that? Drivers are lazy and fat, the leaders in Road Rage on the street, Cars are the leading cause of accidents and death.
@royalbrainwave We'll be riding bikes and buses soon as well.... doesn't mean we're fags. You're ignoramus indoctrination is strong if you tie the two together.
Lol, he actually started off his last HBO special by saying "I'd just like to say FUCK Lance Armstrong." So I have a feeling Armstrong may not like him and Carlin definitely never cared.
@BloggerMusicMan HAHA couldn't agree more man, my dad personally calls all these bicycle wannabes who ride around in the middle of the street 'tour de France assholes' and you know what? I agree with Carlin and my dad! These assholes DO have a right to ride their bikes, but they also have a DUTY to use the proper outlets...ya know; bike paths or at least sidewalks instead of in the middle of the street where they're just begging to get flat out killed!
@rationalistic that's what i'm thinking. i guess we can't all be as perfect as carlin. he talks so much shit about everything, EVEN SHIT, but he's the best, one of a kind.
@baihbalm If the person driving the fat truck is fatter than the truck then how would they fit? I understand your point though, and your completely right... Americans are fat as fuck.
@Jinclops I was speaking relatively, plus the embodiments of american patriotism would never inflate to the point where they can't get into the vehicle, but just enough so they have an excuse not to do any form of cardiovascular activity. They're thinking monuments of their culture.
you know i ride a bicycle in the summer due to convenience and the fact its hard to get pulled over for drinking and biking, but georgie boy hit the nail on the fucking head.
The worst are the crazies who belong to "Share the Road." An eighteen-wheeler and a child's toy are supposed to share the interstate during rush hour? Exaggeration? No, try to drive in Manhattan. "Share the Road" - what the hell does that mean? Cars and bicycles cannot co-exist. Either the bike is crushed or the car must slow down to 15mph. The latter means the end of cars. So these peaceful bicyclers really want to destroy motoring - they say so. "Cars pollute." Well, bicyclists ARE pollution!!
lol george is the best, but it's funny that he rips on people who ride bikes when he also makes fun of car drivers. But then, nothing is sacred with this guy!
Cyclists are stuck-up pains in the ass. At least here in Southern California they are. Always looking down their noses at people not on fancy bikes. They don't ride in the bike lanes, if they do they bounce back and forth between the bike lane and the car lane creeping out the people driving. Or they ride side-by-side in the bike lane and the one person on the outside drifts in and out of the car lanes, creeping out those drivers.
@bikegeek6666 - True enough. But...I keep my car in the designated lanes and cyclists need to stay in the bike lanes instead of playing 'chicken' with cars like I see every day on Pacific Coast Hwy. Bolting in and out of the bike lane, darting into traffic to go around a slower ruder, etc....
I love my bicycle and I love riding it but my God this is funny.
Ministryoflove451 2 weeks ago
yeah well there's no reason to drive only a few miles if its nice out and you can ride a bike. no one needs to be so lazy that they can't walk or cycle a few miles instead...
NoAtheists 1 month ago
Joggers and cyclists should be run over if they decide to come on the road. Not just once. Put your car in reverse and make sure you hear that head pop. This is 2011 get in a car and with the times you retards
quachimba 1 month ago
i'm disappointed in him on this sketch. you're not cool unless you ride a bike. maybe he needs to grow up
thereisnoF13 2 months ago
@thereisnoF13
I think he is talking about you.
dmoneytron 1 month ago
@dmoneytron cars are for pussies. get off your ass and ride a bike instead of sitting on it to try and start fights on youtube
thereisnoF13 1 month ago
@thereisnoF13 bikes are for children and assholes
muclesmarinara 1 month ago
@muclesmarinara cars are for fatasses and pussies who are afraid to get a little hot in the summer
thereisnoF13 1 month ago
@thereisnoF13 you just cant afford a car right? a bit jealous are you?
muclesmarinara 1 month ago
@thereisnoF13 Bicycles? No one cool rides bicycles.
muclesmarinara 1 month ago
hes talking about spandex warriors
TheDittyBags 2 months ago 5
easy one, bikes are awesome, joggers suck
grunntalll 2 months ago
I have nothing agaisnt Bicyclists but they should admit they like toys.
I am a dork, too. I love toys.
BansheeMilk 2 months ago
I find it amazing how he told us all this without making a single move
timr387 2 months ago
I wonder if George drives a hummer? And feels bad when he has to give way to a girly man on a bike :)
TheJuggtron 2 months ago
your both wrong he isnt making fun of bikes or people who ride bikes hes talking about lance armstrong tipe people with all the eqwitment
Davidrochat509 2 months ago
=D
lovosazul 2 months ago
Its always funny to hear old people say faggot
mryjn420090 3 months ago
hahaha Oh George, i love you so much :)
thuglife88888 3 months ago
Remember George was a master at confusing people. He is just being his stage persona. There is truth mixed with fantasy and exaggeration in each performance. He probably didn't hate bicycles as much as some of the morons riding them.
Grafight23 3 months ago
George is entitled to his opinion now matter how ill informed.
Gromitdog1 3 months ago
Biking is all good. Ride a Bike. Why not. George is making a true observation. It is good to acknowledge it.
jnicholl19 3 months ago
He's not hating on bikes, he's just pointing out the dildoes that ride in the lanes at half the speed limit.
mustbeburtreynolds 3 months ago 3
people who ride bikes are suposed to be on the road its the law. also bikes are better transport cause you dont need gas
DreamsofCentaurs 3 months ago
Bikes are cool and everything, but I know the bikers George is talking about. Get out of the road with your spandex shirts that have fifty advertisements plastered on, you self-absorbed fucks!
Bremerxxxx 3 months ago
Theres probably a reason why there's no vid to this.
A much earlier sketch, before he realized that the material he could use was was directly on the homepage of your browser and before he realized what crtical mss was all about.
yoohoo909 4 months ago
lol awesome...he is not talking about the kids riding to school. He is talking about the tall grown ups with hairy legs and tight fitting shorts with their blue/pink little helmets. Retards are what htey are....so true carlin. ROCK ON
Hermoor 4 months ago
he's not making fun of bicycles, he's making fun of people who ride bicycles.
yankeephreak93 4 months ago 48
He wasn't making fun of bicycles.. He was making fun of the arrogant cocksuckers who ride them and George poked at everything. It doesn't make him "wrong" or "right" about anything because thats all up to your perception which sucks because you're a human.
123432154646456 4 months ago
@123432154646456 yah ur the faggot. u don't know ur anal openg from a hole in the ground. gerge carlin made fun of any and everything and saw nothing wrong about it. well, he is dead now...
randolphmarshall 4 months ago
press 2!
IzzyInc27 4 months ago
never disagreed with George carlin...........up to now.
InODependanceSyndrom 4 months ago
"Click the link below" lol.
kornflakes1695 5 months ago
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k i dont usually do this, but... i think 167+ ppl r bicycle riders...
MMagentaHH 5 months ago
I can tolerate joggers because majority of the women who jog are sexy. the bicycles creeps should burn in hell especially the ones who hold up traffic because they cant pedal ging up hill. bike riders are selfish douchebags who think the road belings to them Thank U George.
eisfresh 5 months ago
Carlins not bashing everyone who likes to ride a bike. Hes bashing those self-entitled shitheads who have gotten it into their heads that their bike is the same as a motor car. Fuck its annoying being in traffic slowed to a snails pace with John Q Asshole pedalling along with a perfectly good sidewalk right next him.
MerryGoFuckYourself 5 months ago
carlin was always a jerk. about everything. i used to like his humor back when he was the hippy-dippy weatherman, but shit, i mean i was a kid and almost anthing dumb sounded funny then. well carlin was dumb right up to the end, and as i matured, i realized he was also a first class jerk. he was also a jerk right up to the end. now he is dead.
randolphmarshall 5 months ago
@randolphmarshall LOL LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODYS MAD CAUSE SOMEONE POKED FUN AT THEIR LITTLE TOY. When I went to your page and saw a fucking Bike i LOL'D no wait.. a "smokin motorbike" wouldn't want to offend ya.. old fuck.
123432154646456 4 months ago
he is not talking about the bikes he is talking about the assholes who ride them
(not you of course the OTHER assholes)
upupsteru 5 months ago 5
hahahahahaha ohh i love this one.
MrJayra210 6 months ago
I'm tired of you guys saying 'he was wrong about bicycles' It was comedy! He was only entertaining you, not giving you an opinion. Are you trying to tell me he put every cyclist 30 feet in the air each time he drove by? I think not.
TheRide4pac 6 months ago
@TheRide4pac yes I agree, and he was talking about dumb cyclists anyway :D
mattoita 6 months ago
Bikes r retarded
polarsquad 6 months ago
bikes are lame as well as the pretentious eco-morons who ride them
rayray66 6 months ago
@rayray66 Suck my Balls
tostrong4you 6 months ago
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I love George Carlin, but he's wrong on this one. Bikes are the shit
BlueReishiMan 6 months ago 85
@BlueReishiMan
Nah I think he's pretty spot on. I hate those bike riding assholes who ride on the road and get in the way of traffic. Why the fuck would you do that. Get the fuck off. When I was a kid me and my buddies always rode on the footpath, and only went on the road when there was no cars. Fuck bicycle riding faggots and they're stupid tight lycra.
ocarina2boy 5 months ago
@BlueReishiMan - they're shit alright.
MultiInternetfreak 5 months ago
@BlueReishiMan its comedy
assassinbbx 4 months ago
@BlueReishiMan not in the road
johnyboy6405 4 months ago
@BlueReishiMan The main vision he is eminating is the helemet part!
NWFWMbudwieser 3 months ago
@BlueReishiMan fag
spiros11386 2 months ago
The thing I think Carlin meant to convey on this bit was that the "bicyclists" are just another elitist class of of white dorks. If you don't wear the tights and the hats then you ain't in. Personally, I loved riding my bike, by myself without other assholes around me. But I got more and more away from it with this stupid fucking public of auto drivers constantly on the phone and not paying attention. I didn't wanna get killed. If I had a track or path and go along by myself I'd be happy.
zippobang 6 months ago
what wrong with bicycle....i just returned home from a bicycle ride..lol
bitethis47 7 months ago
where im from if you are cycling, you are required to ride on the road
S0uRxCHAMPAGNE 7 months ago
that's the point of comedy that some jokes will offend u while everyone else laughs. Another joke will offend someone else and you and everyone else will laugh. This was a great joke on bicyclists he wasn't wrong. This ppl hog the road i had to drive almost 70 mph in the lane of oncoming traffic of a two lane road with cranberry bogs to get by these tight pants wearing creeps
Bobby61189 7 months ago
You're going 30 feet up in the fucking air is where you're going!
thisisthe3nd 7 months ago
145 bicycle faggots
getalife67 8 months ago
Ha! So that's why yanks are overweight? Because they think jogging and riding bikes is only for faggots?
I feel sorry for you.
hatenewbz 8 months ago
@hatenewbz that's also why your country is so obscure. You're all faggots.
tyrannasaurasalan 7 months ago
@tyrannasaurasalan says the ant to the elephant...
hatenewbz 7 months ago
@hatenewbz So YOU'RE really fat? Like an elephant? No wonder! You feel insecure so you randomly bash a country that's naturally better than yours. I get it now.
tyrannasaurasalan 7 months ago
@tyrannasaurasalan You're a moron. Can't argue with morons, sorry.
hatenewbz 7 months ago
@hatenewbz That's a funny way to spell out your inferiority!
tyrannasaurasalan 7 months ago
@tyrannasaurasalan Judging from your channel comments you're just a troll. A kid that just started surfing on the net.
So I won't argue anymore with you. It's only your choice if you continue to have the 'last word'.
Here's mine: 'fuck off'
hatenewbz 7 months ago
@hatenewbz Either that, or someone who just tells people the truth and gets them mad, haven't really decided.
You implied in your last comment that you wouldn't argue anymore. Stop being a hypocrite and make up your mind.
Not a really powerful last word from you, I might add.
tyrannasaurasalan 7 months ago
The late great Carlin was one of the funniest and cleverest guys ever to do stand-up. He's wrong about bicycles, of course -- the bicycle is the most brilliant means of urban transportation devised. But a little slack here: someone as clever, hilarious, and insightful as George Carlin is allowed to get ONE THING wrong. He's more than made up for it by being so brilliant and spot on pretty much the entire rest of his career.
blackbirdeagle 8 months ago 79
@blackbirdeagle He's not serious, though, he's joking. When he talks about religion and politics, then he's more serious.
FunnyJunkTV 7 months ago
@blackbirdeagle Well, two things. He was wrong about the Second Amendment too.
Flugabwehrkanone 7 months ago
@Flugabwehrkanone If it's a matter of opinion, you are most likely wrong.
tyrannasaurasalan 7 months ago
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@tyrannasaurasalan Why do you think I'm wrong?
Flugabwehrkanone 7 months ago
@blackbirdeagle I think he's more refering to the douche bag bike riders. You know who I mean, the ones riding down the middle of the street to where you can't pass them, just taking their sweet time. The ones who run stop signs and force you to slam on your breaks to avoid hitting them. At any rate, that's how I see things. They are brilliant means of transportation, but they are also annoying as hell when used wrong.
Deadheartsdie 7 months ago 7
@Deadheartsdie Maybe so. Too bad we can't ask him about it. In any case, I'm still a huge fan even if I don't necessarily agree with every single one of his opinions.
blackbirdeagle 7 months ago
@blackbirdeagle The most brilliant means of urban transportation is the motor car or an elephant. You ride fucking toys get a driving mechine. I dont care if its cheap, healthy and clean DO THOSE THINGS IN YOUR OWN HOME NOT ON MY ROADS.
twinturboteen18 7 months ago
@blackbirdeagle i'm sure he feels the same way as you, it's all in good fun
UhhCorey 7 months ago
@UhhCorey I'm inclined to agree. As Deadheartsdie suggested above, maybe he was really more annoyed with "douch bag bike riders" than with the concept of bike riding per se.
This subject sure does bring out strong feelings from some people!
blackbirdeagle 7 months ago
@blackbirdeagle Interesting how he's right about everything but the ONE thing you happen to like.
NearVSMello 6 months ago 14
@NearVSMello That's not very interesting at all.
blackbirdeagle 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle Not everything he says is meant to be taken seriously; a lot of what he says is said solely because it's intentionally provocative, and is guaranteed to get some laughs. I don't know, he might really hate bicycles, but I don't think that what he says while doing stand-up should be taken as a legitimate representation of his opinion.
damandatwin 6 months ago
@damandatwin You're probably right. The difference between you and some of the brilliant commentators on this subject is that YOU understand this.
blackbirdeagle 6 months ago
@damandatwin @damandatwin Agree. You sir, deserve an upvote.
Hugofemaia 6 months ago
@damandatwin now if only all the religious nuts understood that concept but no they all immediate claim "george carlin is in hell!" soon as he passed. even all over youtube.
TheRaellz 6 months ago
@TheRaellz I'm pretty sure George Carlin was actually an atheist, although I make that claim in spite of myself in that it's in direct opposition to my previous argument. I mean, where Carlin was such a public figure, if he ever admitted in an interview or something of the sort that he actually did believe in a God then people would have probably heard about it, since the religious are so desperate to convert, and announce the newest celebrity to join their club (Christians in particular).
damandatwin 6 months ago
@damandatwin yeah, he probably was atheist but i'm sure he had his own personal belief system based on something else not called God. he did mention something he said he believes although it was during a special and he got the idea from his brother. most of all though he wasn't hateful like all the religious nuts who like to claim he's in hell.
TheRaellz 6 months ago
@TheRaellz I remember he said he worshiped the sun and prayed to Joe Pesci, if that's what you're talking about.
damandatwin 6 months ago
@damandatwin oh, i remember that but no i meant when he was talking about um.. "the big electron".
TheRaellz 6 months ago
@TheRaellz I vaguely remember something about that, but no details.
damandatwin 6 months ago
@damandatwin ya he was DEFINATELY an atheist lol
FunnyJunkTV 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle I don't think he had a problem with the bicycle, but some people who ride them piss off even me.
FunnyJunkTV 5 months ago 2
@blackbirdeagle He never said they weren't a brilliant idea, he said, "... they are basically riding on a fucking toy." That's completely true, they could have a lot of thought and craftsmanship put into them, that doesn't mean they aren't toy like. Motorcycles are your non-toy like bikes.
Velinash 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle You missed the point here. He's not ripping on people who ride bicycles, or on bikes for that matter, he's ripping on people who get too serious and smug about riding a bicycle (kinda like you). Carlin is dead on balls accurate here, my friend. You're wrong...
7DirtyWordsAndMore 5 months ago
@7DirtyWordsAndMore Interesting. You seem to know exactly what George thinks. You also seem to know exactly what I think as well -- for example, that I'm too serious and smug about riding a bicycle. This must be a Very Important Matter for you. I guess. You're trying to pick a fight with a stranger over it, anyway.
blackbirdeagle 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle lol at you getting all anal about bikes :D
7DirtyWordsAndMore 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle lol at you getting all anal about bikes
7DirtyWordsAndMore 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle i think Carlin's got a point, i'm not sure how it is wherever you live, but you have these guys who think they're athletes because they have a sports-bicyle, the suit to match, their special aerodynamic helmet, and then ride the bicycles on the street at around 35 km/h (where a car is allowed to go 50 or 70) and they do this for about as long as it takes for them to drive to their usual pub...
Baseballschaap 5 months ago
@blackbirdeagle He didn't get it wrong at all, it is a toy. No different than travelling in a tonka
Rjmorg 4 months ago
@blackbirdeagle The Bike's not that great, it's too rigid and big. A skateboard seems a bit more efficient.
enime 3 months ago
@enime ur dumb, i dont want to start any uintelligent youtube online argument, but, bikes ar much more efficient than skateboards
PiranhaKeeper8 3 months ago
@PiranhaKeeper8 That was my opinion but okay science major.
enime 3 months ago
Its comedy, nothing more than someones humorous opinion of a certain topic now whether you decide to see it as an offensive statement thats your cookie
bobmcxe 8 months ago 3
Calling a bike a toy implies that there used solely for recreation, but thousands of people all over the world use them as a viable means of transportation. If more people biked then we wouldn’t be soo fat. People that go overboard with all the reflective gear, hand signals and riding in the street are twats. They make biking look bad.
5959512 8 months ago
Carlin had a history of cardiac problems spanning several decades, including three heart attacks (in 1978, 1982 and 1991), an arrhythmia requiring an ablation procedure in 2003, and a significant episode of heart failure in late 2005. He twice underwent angioplasty to reopen narrowed arteries. Karma.
sbarhq 8 months ago
Ride a motorcycle not a bike, if you want to save gaz, if not then take the bus, or ride safely respecting the fact that motor vehicles of all sizes are all around and own the road, especially in rush hours. If you ride a bicycle, don't think your rights are better than who ride a car, otherwise take the side walks and drive slowly.
comali2212 8 months ago
I wait peacefully for all haters to die-- but you breed and make new haters. George made a joke to vent frustration... get over it. That being said, those who regard bicycles as toys are most often just grumpy assholes that made the mistake of giving up the bike for a big rolling penis to replace the ones they lost sight of under their beer bellies. Love you G.C. -- rest in piece(s.)
cozadlance2 8 months ago 5
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE,
I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE,
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE,
I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIKE :D
NorrisArt 8 months ago
@baihbalm The roads were also made wide so that there's more room to swerve back onto the roadway after doing the public service of swerving onto the sidewalk to run down flaming idiots such as yourself.
PumpingSmashkins 8 months ago
@PumpingSmashkins Well I don't ride my bike on streets but on mountain trails, but I appreciate the gesture nonetheless. My original statement still stands true.
baihbalm 8 months ago
Oh, now I know where Leary got his cyclist skit.
HoLOLcaust 8 months ago
Bicycle assholes around here are problematic:
They complain to the city that vehicles on the road do not treat their bicycles like "vehicles", yet they fail to observe stop signs and other crossings, because they still consider themselves pedestrians. It's ass-backwards as fuck.
RalphCQ 8 months ago 2
I have nothing against bicycling, I do it all the time. Saves on gas and its good for you. However, people who dress up in those tight jumpsuits with flashers and everything else piss me off. They act like they are king shit just because they got the same stuff as Armstrong and some even have the balls to ride on two or three lane roads and cross traffic like a normal car, its like they have a death wish.
nucleardeath07 9 months ago
@nucleardeath07 grant their wish
baihbalm 8 months ago
I'm disconcerned that he said faggot.
5959512 9 months ago
To those who are offended, the uploader said that this pertains in NYC. NYC. That place has no lanes for bikes and even if they do, it will be put to one good use by the majority of NYers: parking space.
Yes, I bike but I'm not offended. Christ Jesus.
Trevidarium 9 months ago
It's amazing that Carlin is so in-line with a lot of my opinions that I previously thought only I held.
RodinaZovet 9 months ago
These retards dressed in Lance Armstrong spandex getups
ride skinny wheel racing bicycles IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
No matter the taxpayers spent a couple million to build them special
paved bike paths so they could put on their little helmets and speed
around like they were actually DOING SOMETHING.
NO, THE *SSHOLES RIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRIGGIN ROAD!
We traveled up the FL coast into GA, KY, NC & TN
riding NORMAL BIKES wearing NORMAL CLOTHES,
not like these IDIOT SHOW-OFFS.
GooglFascists 9 months ago
people went 30 feet in the fuckin air
MrJamjen74 9 months ago
He is dead is he.. Maybe he would have lived longer if he actually got on a bicycle.
If he really thinks it is good cyclists get run into by cars, maybe the universe has a way of dealing with people who are selfish, and dont care about other people.
KrunchyJD 9 months ago
@KrunchyJD Way back before we dominated everything (we= humans) the way t hey 'dealt with them' was to make them the alpha males... as in they got all the perks.
TheFactoryReject 9 months ago
@KrunchyJD he is just kidding you over emotional fool! grow up! if you dont think its funny than spew your hate elsewhere!
thewhitehermit 9 months ago
What I really hate are th e bike messengers in the city. They act like assholes and they always want to fight. OK, bikie, you wanna fight, ok, let's do it.
ffairlane57 9 months ago
haha "I tell you where your goin'...your goin' 30 feet in the fucking air is where your goin'!"
Megadeth4242 10 months ago 2
Oowww man I liked George Carlin:( Still do tbh. But how is a car less of a toy?
charlie123abc360 10 months ago
@charlie123abc360 - Kid's don't drive cars?
Hardysamnin 9 months ago
@Hardysamnin kid's don't ride adult bicycle either but do drive pedal cars
charlie123abc360 8 months ago
@charlie123abc360 - That emphasises my point, a pedal car is a toy.
Hardysamnin 8 months ago
Wait a minute aren't cars toys? People driving their little "Hot Wheels" Tonka Trucks, FUCK YOU!! Bike are a vehicle, just like a motoercycle is. It's a well known fact that Driving cars causes epidemic diabetes and obesity in this country. people need to get out of those Lazy ass Fatmoblies and ride a Bike.
Blackwater200 10 months ago 4
@Blackwater200 lol, just the type of fag he's talking about
spiros11386 9 months ago
@Blackwater200 lol please tell me youre trolling
1danyol1 9 months ago
Sometimes his voice sounds like Robin Williams' voice. Watched a video where he was REALLY young, and even kinda looked like Robin when he made certain faces at certain angles.
Kasch47 10 months ago
lol
TheStupedCat 10 months ago
Bicycle people on the street are far more annoying than smokers.
Something needs to be done.
You hear me, Congress?
BigORat 10 months ago
112 people blah blah blah
Mattycnw 11 months ago 2
I love how Engrish is the only available language for closed captioning,
Ano0toko 11 months ago
Oh man I can't begin to describe how annoying these bicycle riders are in Southern California.
PlethoraXofXThoughts 11 months ago
i love you man, rest in peace..........
nowsuperman 11 months ago
I laughed at the video clip. Laughed even harder at the picture.
MerryGoFuckYourself 11 months ago
@MerryGoFuckYourself pic must be fake though lol
diogotomediogo 11 months ago
@diogotomediogo google Juan Campos
tyler0896 11 months ago
@tyler0896 oh wow
diogotomediogo 11 months ago
@baihbalm
exactly, that's why bicycle lanes are finally becoming popular here. Makes the experience better for everyone.
RomanV101 11 months ago
112 people have no sense of humor.
briggles 1 year ago 2
i love you man. sleep in peace.
nowsuperman 1 year ago
You're all a bunch of babies. Get over yourselves. "Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
schoolofspool 1 year ago
you gotta hate bikers on roads. that's why they've built a pavement beside the road for bikers to use. get the f*** outta roads.
windiesman 1 year ago
Oh man those cyclists are such faggots. Self-absorbed, self-centered whatever, to take up a third of the road and block traffic.
dicktracy3331 1 year ago
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@dicktracy3331 Qoute: Oh man those cyclists are such faggots. Self-absorbed, self-centered whatever, to take up a third of the road and block traffic. Wait one second sir, arent drivers like that? Drivers are lazy and fat, the leaders in Road Rage on the street, Cars are the leading cause of accidents and death.
Blackwater200 10 months ago
In hospitals cyclists are known as Organ Donors.
lewisner 1 year ago
@baihbalm Well go to Holland and ride around with the rest of them bicycle fags and shut the hell up.
royalbrainwave 1 year ago
@royalbrainwave We'll be riding bikes and buses soon as well.... doesn't mean we're fags. You're ignoramus indoctrination is strong if you tie the two together.
baihbalm 1 year ago
that sounds more like Doug Stanhope...
MattDurden 1 year ago
Wonder what Lance Armstrong would think?
stratocaster1986able 1 year ago
@stratocaster1986able
Lol, he actually started off his last HBO special by saying "I'd just like to say FUCK Lance Armstrong." So I have a feeling Armstrong may not like him and Carlin definitely never cared.
BloggerMusicMan 1 year ago 39
@BloggerMusicMan HAHA couldn't agree more man, my dad personally calls all these bicycle wannabes who ride around in the middle of the street 'tour de France assholes' and you know what? I agree with Carlin and my dad! These assholes DO have a right to ride their bikes, but they also have a DUTY to use the proper outlets...ya know; bike paths or at least sidewalks instead of in the middle of the street where they're just begging to get flat out killed!
BernietheShredder 7 months ago 2
@BloggerMusicMan
I saw him live when he said that in Texas! I recorded it too (although it looks kinda crappy), it's on my channel.
hamsterpoop 6 months ago
@BloggerMusicMan LOL I think Armstrong may have liked him more for that. If Carlin did that to me, I'd love it.
richig761 6 months ago
@stratocaster1986able George Carlin would say FUCK LANCE ARMSTRONG!
BlankfrackCripledFUK 8 months ago
George is my poppa. But i love my bike. Fuck you george, you're dead. Bikes are forever. It's not pc or green, just way fucking cool.
rationalistic 1 year ago
@rationalistic that's what i'm thinking. i guess we can't all be as perfect as carlin. he talks so much shit about everything, EVEN SHIT, but he's the best, one of a kind.
avion105 1 year ago
@baihbalm If the person driving the fat truck is fatter than the truck then how would they fit? I understand your point though, and your completely right... Americans are fat as fuck.
Jinclops 1 year ago
@Jinclops I was speaking relatively, plus the embodiments of american patriotism would never inflate to the point where they can't get into the vehicle, but just enough so they have an excuse not to do any form of cardiovascular activity. They're thinking monuments of their culture.
baihbalm 1 year ago
you know i ride a bicycle in the summer due to convenience and the fact its hard to get pulled over for drinking and biking, but georgie boy hit the nail on the fucking head.
TheAgonyTheExtacy 1 year ago
The worst are the crazies who belong to "Share the Road." An eighteen-wheeler and a child's toy are supposed to share the interstate during rush hour? Exaggeration? No, try to drive in Manhattan. "Share the Road" - what the hell does that mean? Cars and bicycles cannot co-exist. Either the bike is crushed or the car must slow down to 15mph. The latter means the end of cars. So these peaceful bicyclers really want to destroy motoring - they say so. "Cars pollute." Well, bicyclists ARE pollution!!
nextren 1 year ago
lol george is the best, but it's funny that he rips on people who ride bikes when he also makes fun of car drivers. But then, nothing is sacred with this guy!
xhellonhighheels69x 1 year ago
Cyclists are stuck-up pains in the ass. At least here in Southern California they are. Always looking down their noses at people not on fancy bikes. They don't ride in the bike lanes, if they do they bounce back and forth between the bike lane and the car lane creeping out the people driving. Or they ride side-by-side in the bike lane and the one person on the outside drifts in and out of the car lanes, creeping out those drivers.
szqsk8 1 year ago
i like Carlin but but not this. i can understand him not liking bikes but bikes are for fags??? or bikes are toys??? i do not agree George R.I.P.
paniciao 1 year ago
@baihbalm LOL good one
TheMarine250789 1 year ago
if anything it's Jogger creeps and Bicycle Assholes. i hate them, always ride right in front of the car, cut you off, pricks.
deveousdevil 1 year ago
LOL
ColumbusExoticCars 1 year ago
i'll tell you where your going THIRTY FEET UP IN THE FUCKIN' AIR
inuyashacoolieo 1 year ago 3
aww
i ride a pushbike.
now i'm sad.
0bsidianBlackbird 1 year ago
@0bsidianBlackbird You're going 30 feet in the fucking air!! =)
physchohead24 1 year ago
@physchohead24 lol
shit, i suppose it had to be said!
0bsidianBlackbird 1 year ago
@peacelord - tell the cyclists to stay outta the traffic lanes, that's where I drive!
szqsk8 1 year ago
@bikegeek6666 - True enough. But...I keep my car in the designated lanes and cyclists need to stay in the bike lanes instead of playing 'chicken' with cars like I see every day on Pacific Coast Hwy. Bolting in and out of the bike lane, darting into traffic to go around a slower ruder, etc....
szqsk8 1 year ago
@szqsk8 Then stay the fuck out of the bike lane
peacelord 1 year ago
@baihbalm You sound like an ignorant European.
masonrox2547 1 year ago
@masonrox2547 I'm not European, but I am ignorant. Just not on this matter.
baihbalm 1 year ago