MadTV - Real M************ Talk

[mindstheprison]

I tell you like this. I snuck back into Mulan Rouge.

HAHAHAHA OMG

[badman463]

let it go man let it go

[MrRuffin76]

hillairious!!

[superugly75]

4:53" you know i really hate you."

[Treyworld]

4:57-5:13

DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!!!

[rexalor8]

Who are the two black comedians

[ajhersi2]

@rexalor8 the guy on the far left is Earthquake he is a comedian, the other guy I have no idea

[t0freaxxk]

@rexalor8 Earthquake & Corey Holcomb

[chocomintpaste]

thats the bitch carrie lol

get the bitch of my tv

[spyke34619]

What was the censored word/s in "My momma's watching this __________"?

[BivMan101]

@spyke34619 he said "My momma's watching this motherf**ker"

[jaycarterful]

Lmmfao

[blkwht702]

"You need to take that bow tie off, you ain't no Muslim!" LMAO

[diegovasquez90]

i used to send that lil bastard to the store and he would NEVER bring me my change back. shierly's kid enron!!! lmfao

[StingerSplash007]

haha, oh man.. memories lol...

[dwmusic147]

2:14-2:17 was sooooo tru

[TheBashingBro]

GET THE BITCH OFF THE SCREAN LOL ! ! !

[MRLANGFORD100]

IM NOT EVEN GONE LIE MADTV WAS THE BEST HANDS DOWN SKECTH COMEDY SHOW ON TELEVISION PERIOD..I MISS THIS SHOW THE OLD AND THE NEW.EVERY ONE WAS SO FUNNI AND TALENTED.

[MySkyisClear]

This episode is the best.

[ATeenCalledLame]

Thumbs up if this sketch should have been a MADtv spinoff

[motogp017]

someone please tell me the name of the white guy in this skit.

[Xzamilloh]

@motogp017 Believe it's Andrew Daly, who was part of the MadTV cast.

[Commonwealth96]

Take off that bowtie, man, you ain't Muslim!

[The69kelvinder]

man get the bitch off my screen! lol

[biblefarce]

LMAO I love this...black dudes really act this way....hahahaha

[NgJackal1990]

Who the hell is Sissy Spacek? ... OH, DAMN! OH LOL X-D

[preciouskiss3]

U need to take that bow tie off u aint no muslim

[theking97ification]

"What you doin' havin' the bitch from carry win best actress?! That shit's sick! Get the bitch off my screen!"

[yellowcougar18]

Still far better than The View. More intelligent too.

[TheATUWonderBoy]

i'll introduce u to mrs pepperfield after the game

[M0N3t7]

OOOH! DAY-YUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!

[DrewM01]

"That's her there."

*the black guys look*

"OHHH DAYUMN!"

lmfao

[naiveaddictionz]

this is a classic. me and my bro remember this when we were little

[VanThomas90]

AND YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT BOWTIE OFF YOU AIN'T NO MUSLIM.

[dontbecutk]

White dude: I like Russell Crowe...

Dollar Bill: You know I really hate you.

[The1stJDub]

We was gone bring u too. But you know what.. You a real F*** UP!!!

[gmccall22]

Real talk isn't very funny without Mike McDonald

[Bahamut50988]

The white guy could easily be in a sequel to '40 Year Old Virgin' or 'Barbershop.' Hell, even another 'Friday' movie.

[QuesoGr7]

The reaction to Sissy Spacek (however u spell it) was too funny! xD

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

man hollabak

starts "holla-in"

wtf u doin?

[OfficialYungSpade]

I Just Want To Be Down Homies LOOOL

[ibanezdude2006]

REAL MOTHERFUCKIN TALK!

[BocaToTheRescue]

Cornell Walker: AND YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT BOWTIE OFF< YOU AINT NO MUSLIM!!!!!

Doller Bill Montgomery: you know what man thats our show.

[QuesoGr7]

@BocaToTheRescue

You forgot the "AH!!" xD

[248productions]

I love the way he says "No you stupid motherfucker damn!"

[Haywire5714]

DAMN lol

[gunfighterdrummer]

there's always gotta be a white guy on his left.

[gmccall22]

@gunfighterdrummer . Bill Clinton was on his right

[darkservantofheaven]

@gmccall22 like gunfighterdrummer said, its always a white guy on Dollorbill's left. what u? forget that Bill Clinton was a brotha in disguise

[kornklone]

I snuck back into Moulin Rouge....

[BFAN4EVER]

the title makes me laugh lol

[BFAN4EVER]

the title makes me laugh

[kelisler2]

on Saturday..man f*** dat sh**

[JAYMONEY716]

2004- present madtv just lost it, got too corny in my opinion ]:<

[eramos724]

I started laughing my ass off and crying from it when they brought up Sissy Spacek to the very end. Best shit ever

[Brandon158]

This is fucking hilarious, get that bitch off my screen!

[rydgemolino]

you need to take that bow tie off you aint no muslim WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

[rasheedwms123]

man u why u always gotta come wit corny shit man u a fuckup

[king140]

get the bitch off my screen!

[PeaceLover455]

i miss  this show soo much

[rocksberry21]

I like it when the whitevg

[ShizzProductions]

I remember seeing this, the classic Mad TV cast was 1000 times better than the modern one, cept Bobby Lee. Nostalgic laughs!!

[619victor]

@ShizzProductions actually MADtv didnt get any worse than it was before ur just used to old jokes and skits....

[sunshinebooboo101]

this shit is so fricking funny im still crackin up

[MrIronval]

hilarious skit i never get enough of this real mother fucking talk

[graviti2011]

LMFAOO

[YourboyP401]

YOU NEEDA TAKE THAT BOWTIE OFF YOU AINT NO MUSLIM

lmao wtf???

[bboytha]

this is fucking funny.. hahaha

[QlivinlifeLIVE]

NOW thats real mutha fuckin talkin

[pat33able]

hahahaha......every1 has sum gud ass delivery

[kg3534]

"mama this ones are our friendz" ha ha ha ha

[MC31XD]

ughhh dats da bitch frm carrie!! lol

[sabrin321]

I know different people have different tastes, but who are the 6 humorless bleeps who didn't like this

[flaylikespikachu15]

NO you stupid mothafucka DAMN!!

pick up a newspaper sometime. LMAO!!!

[easyjammin]

"...I slept with my momma for 2 weeks.." lol

"and take that bowtie off you aint a muslim" wth so unexpected...lmao

[PacLatino44]

2:42 NO U Stupid Mutha *bleep* Damn!! Man Pick up a newspaper sometimes

It's way funnier to bleep out the word then just saying it

[sabrin321]

"I snuck back in to Moulin Rouge"

[ddraven]

the "carrie" part was funny

[chrisbam1989]

Now that's "real talk" right there!

[dedrawilliams]

lol i wish this was a real show .

[hollinsjr32]

4:08 Oh Damn! lmao

[DocZubrus]

CLASSIC !!!

[pmalone4]

Who are the other guys?

[Shockem313]

"Thats the bitch from Carrie!!!"

[alicause]

I'm just a million dollar short of being a Millionaire. Hahahaha

[21melpomene]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What the *beep* you doin'?

[MC00315]

get dat bitch off my screen!!

[MrVtechballer09]

I went with my girl to go see "moulan rouge" halfway thru i snook out to go see black knight... how was it?? i tell u like this: i snuck back into moulan rouge!!! hahahaha that was hilarious 5/5

[AUSROTTENY2K]

4:17 to 4:24 SOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

[cabrunzell]

the bowtie is reference to farakanvict and elijah mohammid

[agentzero1]

being a muslim, I was very confused when he said "take that bow off, you aint no muslim."

[davidhilton]

i think he's referring to Farakan - who always wore a bow tie.

[agentzero1]

thanks!

[agentzero1]

?????

[dontbecutk]

@agentzero1 Same here

[Flash9Flood]

LOL love the Sissy Spacek and Black Knight jokes!

[no1saw]

awkward race tension is so hilariousssss

5/5

[airman1515]

"black knight vs moulin rouge" haha that was the best part

[slunacourtier]

@airman1515 I know totally fking hilarious! haha

[drilltube]

you aint no muslim. !

[360reason]

I wish this skecth was it's own half hour show

[Strawberrypose]

Lol

6:07

[daviddjh2]

get the bitch off my screen.lls

[usatrackfeene400]

lmao "you know what we was gon invite you but u'se a real f*ck up man!" lmao

[kbyrdthe1st]

and take that bow tie off you aint no god damn muslim

[RantNRavinFection]

sissy spacek hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pablo560]

you know I really hate you....LOL

[rebelsouljaz]

omg they always end up fucking up the white man after the show ends lololol

[papool34]

thats the bitch from keri lol

[DBZmaster0123]

This should be a TV series.

[sundowner14E]

u aint no muslim!

[tenseman08]

that bit is fuccin funny

[DBZmaster0123]

Which sketch should be a TV show ?

Black Bush - Dave Chapelle

Real Motherfucker Talk - Mad TV

[hjmndj]

when did this air?

[SusieA94]

i'm just a million dollars short from being a millionaire, man!

[DX46879]

is that really carrie whats her name?

[sonicsusan]

Sissy Spacek

[mheavy87]

You need to take that Bow Tie Off You Ain't No Muslim!........You know what thats our show LMFAO!!!!

[Saishuuheki]

NOW ! LMAO

[otamrof13]

NO YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER DAMN!!!!!

[stack1216]

"That shit scared me" "Had me sleeping with my moms for a week. LMAFO!

[asteroth00]

thats my fav mad tv star aries spears

[deadlywizard234]

LoL, I love how the white guy they always get on the show is like a 12 out of 10 on the whiteness factor

[deadlywizard234]

"I like Russel Crowe"

"You know I really hate you"

Just the way he says it, lmao!!!

[craigime]

Get Da Bitch off ma screen LOLZ

[KingDMB12]

i really don like scott oveldine now

[wejze]

hahahahaha

[BivMan101]

"its that bitch from carrie!"

"she scared the sh*t outta me!"

"get that bitch off that screen!" lmao!

that is hilarious!

[ragingangel16]

lmao

[efilvega]

4:10 i love this part LOL!!

[eqcalamena]

hahaha

[Kidkool2]

lol

[vinceandjamesgirl]

Damn! That's the bitch from Carrie!!!

[Kidkool2]

lol

[exiaaltronus05]

Oh man I had to sleep with my momma for like two weeks ya'll!

[fdldp]

NO YOU STUPID M**********ER DAMN!

MAN PICK UP A NEWSPAPER SOME TIME!

hahahahahahahaha

AND YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT BOW TIE OFF YOU AINT NO MUSLIM!

lolololololololololololol

Mad tv is da shit!

It's way better dan SNL!

[fdldp]

The Nation of Islam, an afro american muslim society wore bowties for their uniform.

People like Malcolm X and Muhammad Ali were part of the society.

[choloeseguay]

too *********ing real for youtube lol

[Karabas1994]

MAD TV is the best show ever!!!

[luda1490]

DB: halfway through snuck ot to c black knight with martin lawrence

CW: how was that joint?

DB: i tell u like dis, i snuck back into mouilan rouge. lmfao

[fdldp]

I didn't get that one. Wat wuz dat bout?

[Lubosheck]

"hey hey hey hey, What the fck are you doing ?" :D ROTFLOL

[vova200]

rofl

[Frylock4eva]

LMFAO "and you need to take that bow tie off, you ain't muslim!" talk about a dumb mother fucker! XD

[TortoiseKweek]

I think I laughed harder at your comment than the guys actual comment!!! Well done, that "talk about a dumb mother fucker!" Almost had me busting my guts!!

[Frylock4eva]

heheh, I try my best

[dreamdice]

...you kno i really hate u xD

[AFMountaineer2000]

I love these skits

[djmorrisfire]

Snoop D O GG

[exiaaltronus05]

Oh damn! Man! Ei that's the bitch from Carrie!

[JPCurtin123]

what time does this shindig get stared because i wolud love to get jiggy with you guys.

[grovesb17]

i'm just a million dollars short of being a millionare baby

[vangboi05]

My favorite sketch!

[CeCeLeighCMD92]

My Favourite part is 2:27 - 2:47! Thanks for Posting this!

[Soapbubble1]

Who's the actor that playing Snap Jackson?

[dasho247]

comedian corey holmes

[FirstClassHeel]

Actually, it's Holcomb.

[MissGabbii]

omg i absolutely love corey holcomb!!! his mannerisms are so funny!!

[phuc91]

that's the bitch from carrie!!! hahahahaha

[oaqins]

you said to holler back

[JohAE86]

THANK you for uploading a better-than-vhs-quality version of this 8)

[FuzzyCabesas]

HAHAHAHA! "YOU AIN'T NO MUSLIM!" The white guests always cracked me up.

[OdinArise]

REAL MOTHER FUCKING TALK

[CCoolsL]

I have this on VHS, and was gonna upload it, but you did it for me. F*** YEAH!