Jeremy Kyle goes sick at a stoner

[Imcor3y96]

The annotation's definitely make it worth watching-" Old man Vile" PMSL

[GoVir4l]

"Cuz I wanted a kid" - lmfao - like buying a puppy.

[saintgaving]

in front t'baby cracks me up devvo



[rher08]

"you should stand on your own two feet like i do!"

i didn't even crack up laughing.. i just shook my head

pathetic..

[jamieleeisaacs]

"i'M NOT A SMACK HEAD, i'M A POT HEAD!"

[XHarajukuBarbi3]

what a twat he needs to sort himself out.

[Moggers1990]

Lol i love your laugh when he said "i'm not a crack head, i'm a pot head"... I did exactly the same!

[TheDopamineJunkie]

your commentary fucking cracked me up :D

[ReeceyzRampage]

thumbs up for the naration!

[Heelissrogue]

i swear the mother used to be in Dan Dare Comic.....erm..... The Mekon!

[GamerTribe]

NOWA NOWA! XD

[TruthOfficialTV]

Where in the fuck is he getting 100,000 a week for 50 pounds of weed?

[Pudulinski]

@TruthOfficialTV £50 of weed not 50 lbs of weed LOL

[TruthOfficialTV]

@Pudulinski I figured that out after i posted it >.<

[blainyrules]

"Get off your backside and get a job" - Why? So he can pay for even more weed? Oh well, it'll kill him quicker...

[SergeantKillquick]

@blainyrules how exactly....?

[blainyrules]

@SergeantKillquick Weed is worse for you than normal cigarettes. Not to mention the other side effects it causes.

[IntaktEntertainment]

hahaha shut up man!!u dnt kno the facts haha

[blainyrules]

@IntaktEntertainment Fantastic spelling there. That'll look brilliant on your CV.

[Cha0sPr0ductions]

Jesus Christ We Got Dumbass Bigeared Dumbo the Stoner here tryin to be a Big man. What is it with these people?

[mrxbrightside]

hahahaha the commentary is amazing

[ZeWaffles]

"Get a job!!!" Exactly what i say when i watch the show XD

[Versarocks]

People like this who give marijuana a bad name... STUPID FOOL STOP SMOKING IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE IT

[dangerf1sh1]

lol " Get me a dwink "

[MrCraigSmithson]

" Not a smack head , I'm a pothead " Classic :L ahaa

[j0nb0y77]

i think jezza shows would really benefit with audio commentary!! love ya work!

[bobdy9988]

I not a smackhead I'm a pothead!

[MrOzzwall112]

look kids this is what you end up like when you smoke weed at the age of of eleven

what a twat

[GoldRimmer]

Why is it when even I watch Jeremy Kyle, I always feel good about myself! :)

[markbray69]

this guy isn't a true stoner he's just a dick lol

[0snakebite]

50 pounds a week he says, what he actually means is £50 worth.

[odistery]

@0snakebite

I was gonna say, if he could handle 50 pounds a week, he should be given a medal

[HardKnoxification]

15 pounds a week this is impossible, 1 pound of weed costs like 1800 quid

[peterdavis1979]

@HardKnoxification as in English pounds IE £

[HardKnoxification]

@peterdavis1979 ahh ok not a good idea to name money and weight the same name ;D

[SirMark420]

@HardKnoxification ""pounds"" as in brittish money lol he smokes 50ponds that's q here so 7grams is what he smokes a week

[TriviumBeGod]

You don't hate on Jeremy Kyle.

[BudgieFace11]

Yee gads!He gets some real dipsticks on his show!

[BikerMike91]

hahaha nice video man, this guy on jeremy kyle is a complete moron. LOL he sounds like a right chav

[jesusb311]

get a job says the guy watching jeremy kyle lol

[JonnyInfinite]

@jesusb311 I have two jobs dickhead

[furkansacak]

@JonnyInfinite playing and sleeping :D

[aaronhinsley]

@JonnyInfinite ahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha­hahhahaha your mint hahahahha

[xtallentzzx]

@JonnyInfinite Why do you record Jeremy kyle with a camara and put it on youtube. is that your secnd job?

[Kevni12]

@jesusb311

lmao so if you watch this you dont have a job ? jesus christ there alot of people without a job than.

[mrdukenukem1]

@jesusb311 Get a job says the one searching Jeremy Kyle on the internet and spamming other people!!

[GoVir4l]

@jesusb311 - Strange how you fail to see the

[aspinall2k8]

@jesusb311 Says the guy watching Jeremy Kyle clips on Youtube.

[bensmusicworld]

It's good but the quality is dreadful.

[Jago1k986]

if this were in the middleeast the title would suggest a totally different story :D

[pearcyboi11]

Looks like chesney off corrie :L

[Gotskillz490]

SHOOT OP

[Amir58357]

what did he say when he got up at 08:21???

[bunneybeast]

@Amir58357 'you need to stand on your own two feet like I done'

[blainyrules]

Hahahahaha "I'm not a smackhead, I'm a pothead" - fucking brilliant quote!!

[RealTalkOnlyBro]

hahaha the guy laughing had me dying

[xSwifty1]

@JonnyInfinite Loving the Commentary At the beggining Haha :D

[stuwba68]

druggy scum

[TheASCommunity]

ohhhhhh!

[AzzarockGamingHD]

ahahah the commentarys perfect

[mikeylee900]

Kyle is a fuckin prick who seems to know everything about everything. Fucking nobhead who kicks off with everyone and then 10 minutes in says respect to you!!!! What a dickhead. Simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Letti126]

I love it how you can hear @JonnyInfinite laughing in it. Made it so much more funny!

[TheChriSomerset]

i know this guy who is on the show he can be found though my facebook hahahaha GET A JOB !!!! also Linzi as shagged him due to the large amount of viewers now she claims to have done a jeremy vile Legend this is all true hahhahahahhahahah

[Mavado89]

Living young and wild and free. Until Jezza told you it was not acceptable.

[imsmudgefree]

He's just ruined his chance of ever getting a job..ha ha ha

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Your sick, this is why you spend all day on youtube watching Computer game vids. Your rape threat has been reported and you shall be suspended soon you sadist

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke hahahaha, umad?

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Not at all, Your just sick mate....sick thoughts you have. Been reported and you'll be banned soon enough:)! Good day, sir

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke yeah you know nothing about youtube..

go smoke some more ganja and fuck your kids.

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable We'll see you peedo cunt, If thats the sort of thing you like to talk about i'd hate to see what else you get upto online seeing as its the only life you have. Go outside you nonce cunts like you would get your throat slit in a jiffy outdoors......PEEDO CUNT

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke paedo*

so you're saying that all people outside are throat slitters?

you don't get out much..

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Instant replys from you GET OUTSIDE you freaky little bot. As soon as people find out for a child molester you'll get slit. Your a scumbag cunt....Sick bastard

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke when you've just instantly replied? lmao.

if you're such a good dad then why are you on youtube 24/7 telling kids that they're going to get their throats slit?

go and fuck your mother, you inbred cunt.

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Are you on smack you creepy cunt? i'm yet to comment and receive a reply longer than 10 minutes later. You have no life, or friends and your bullied at school:)

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke well that's incorrect, and hang on.. is that a grown man with kids telling someone they get bullied at school? hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­hahhahahahaha

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke just been on your channel and seen what you've been doing. CONSTANT comments on jeremy kyle videos. you are honestly sad as fuck. Fucking scottish inbred cunt.

[bravotwozero007]

i love how they say i give my kids money.......hang on mate the tax payer gives money towards your kid not you, you fucking bum

[bravotwozero007]

nice to see our hard earned tax money is spent buying his weed, makes me wanna work overtime so i can pay more tax............

[theone225]

I cringed when he saig 'Cos I like kids'

[slater2k]

best part about this is the guy watching telly.. speaking in background LOL

[Naitzz]

nice commentating, lol x)

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Such a small mind. Can tell you have been bullied all your life and use the anger to post comments on youtube videos. Top yourself.....go on, DO IT!!

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke yes, because that is SO obvious from a few youtube comments. you sir, are retarded.

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable This from the bully victim spending hours trolling jeremy kyle vids on youtube arguing with folk. Hang yourself NOW!

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke and this is from the grown man with kids? well, i can just tell you're an excellent father! what will you do when your kids grow into teenagers and start back chatting? tell them to hang themselves?

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Thanks, my kids think i am as well. I pitty your kids if you ever have any, which you wont cause you spend all your time on jeremy kyle vids. You were either abused by your father or raped by an uncle. What was it?

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke woah calm it down there cowboy! you're starting to sound less and less like a responsible father. i guess you're going to end up on the jeremy kyle show when you're kids hate you in the future.

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable You dont know what else to say so you keep mentioning kids, pretty much sums you up as a person. Get back to your computer game videos you fucking nonce. Your parents must be brother and sister, its the only reason for such a genetic failure like yourself

[UKRapidRoller]

I too am a stoner, im also a video games designer at Hertfordshire University UK, I must go through much more then this poor chap and it hasn't slowed down my dreams!!! also i have a sick new spliff roll video from a dam coffee shop, check it out guys :)

[2302sally]

only bottle your doing is a shotty

[eminemswhore]

I DO SMOKE WEED, AND WOT

[xfallenxbeliefx]

I tried to watch the video,but just got stuck on the "oooh".

[lozertameskate]

just let him smoke his weed

[Fatfez]

What is a behbeh

[Shredderspeaks]

22kg of weed a week? Bullshit

[BagOfGloo]

@Shredderspeaks He meant £50's worth.

[TehGherkinHatMan]

I for one enjoyed watching this video with you, we both parroted the "ooohh" at the same time.

also good you don't hate on pot, but bro, get a better camera :(

[TheNottinghamLad]

Cannabis enabled me to be painfree enough to get off the dole (was about to claim sick too) and work for the last ten years in a manual job too... I BEG anyone tell me I should not be smoking cannabis daily please?

[CjMw3Montages]

cannabis has nothing to do with it...

[blackdeckbox]

I think he said get a job is because it teaches them disclipline and hard work and not be lazy.

[SargentandGreenLeaf]

im american, and this fuckin show rules!

[MrLyricalBones]

thumbs up if u gettin high as fuck!!!

[procter866]

The commentary and the speech bubbles are genius

[wenstynemusic]

I smoke weed, only once every couple of weeks but theres nothing wrong with it? As long as if you have kids you don't smoke it infront of em man, second hand smoke is shit for em:L

[MrHotshot1995]

PEDO Stranger Danger

[jamiepaulcreech]

that boy is talking truth, feel sorry for him lol its a far lot worse for a kid to be brought up around a alcoholic than a stoner. jeremy just hates the collie

[DaddyToke]

Whats cannabis got to do with anything? i smoke 5 times what he smokes a week and probably earn more than the majority of the Audience on this rancid show...And i spend every single day with my kids who have never even seen me high.

[JonnyInfinite]

@DaddyToke good point

[HAYDNBBH]

@DaddyToke Some people cant handle it , ive seen people go crazy from smoking like once a day and people who smoke all day be fine and have decent lives and jobs

[pingpongpung]

@DaddyToke Respect to you. :) You smoke €295 per week, which under Dutch prices amounts to about 42 grammes, 6 grammes per day. So 6-12 joints a day. Are you the reïncarnation of Bob Marley?

[DaddyToke]

@pingpongpung To be honest i dont 'smoke' weed at all as im a bit of a fitness freak and spend most of my time at the gym. I use a Volcano vaporizer and where i lives its £10 for 1gram and i use about 3g a day so thats actually about £420(the fact that this adds up yo 420 is coincidence). I dont spend my money on weed, i work hard and help my mates out and they pay me back in weed as they home grow. Any one who spends most their cash on weed is a moron. weeds great but family is greater

[junkfoodftw]

@DaddyToke you don't smoke 5 times more than 50 pounds of weed a week lol

[DaddyToke]

@junkfoodftw 5x50=250 an ounce where i live is 280, if you dont believe someone can go through over an ounce a week you must be about 13 sharing crumbs of soapbar with your boyfriend

[junkfoodftw]

@DaddyToke dude he means 50 pounds as in weight lol. ofcource you could probably go through an ounce in a week, which is a waste kinda lol.

[tigereyes5]

@DaddyToke

Yeah it messes other people up big time. Clearly you're on the rich end of drug users; it's a very different story for the other side.

[BagOfGloo]

@DaddyToke Idiots use it as an excuse for their fuckwittedness!

[rogan71]

@DaddyToke - I'm stoned right now...Which may explain how I ended up watching this shite....

[ImZorkable]

@DaddyToke because weed is for cunts.

[DaddyToke]

@ImZorkable Your mother and father but get snoop dogg high most evenings then....explains their retarded spawn.

[nukeman82]

@DaddyToke haha you and this guy are bullshitters hahaha you smoke 250 pounds of weed a week ahahahaaha you dumbfuck spacktard go and die under a small hole

[DaddyToke]

@nukeman82 Your English and use the word 'spacktard' nothing u say is relevant you fucking child molester.

[Rsunited90]

@DaddyToke Have you got a job or do you sponge off the taxs payer to buy it?

[DaddyToke]

@Rsunited90 Read the top comment dipshit

[Mavado89]

@DaddyToke Fucking well said. 

[b4d69]

@DaddyToke lets hope your job doesnt affect too many people then.

[CorpsKempp]

Jeremy: "I hope you never show this programme to your kid"

@JonnyInfinite thinks, forget that i'm posting it on YouTube.

[JonnyInfinite]

@CorpsKempp lmao

[2012scouser]

8:15 didn't know youtube could make me laugh so much nearly hit the floor cryin great video

[kopilit]

Godamn Kyle hates the herb.

[Dane42o]

So this guy has a job...but not a good enough one!? What a f*cking bum.

[DanceFiendStrapS]

pahaha the geezer filming this is making me crack up :'D

[montg2perfection]

Jeremy kyle preys on northeners, its really quite funny. I'm surprised that he has yet to be bludgeoned them on one of his tv shows for being such a twat tho, he really is an arrogant arsehole.

[skatehardification]

he looks like a fucking reptile... northen shitend

[dwj1982]

Sums up this country today. Stop their benefits and make them get a job. Morons!

[TheEmmerson1991]

He's a FUCKING KNOB HEAD SPEAK ENGLISH YOU TWAT !

[RJACMusic]

Actually JonnyInfinite, I found your commentating quite funny dude.

[StrathendrickPiper]

get a job!!!

[edfeltch]

I never knew the UK was the citadel of white trash tosspots.

[JakaHerbie]

Lol I just love all your viewing noises, they were cracking me up!

[Charmedlassie18]

@JakaHerbie me too!

[MrDirrtyg]

£50 a week that aint shit lol if a quarter and a teenth for a week is a problem then i need rehab

[00woolley]

@MrDirrtyg It's pronounced Henry and Louis. Get your facts straight!

[PunchMyPriest]

Old Man Kyle.. :L

[naffa88]

fucking northern monkey NNOORRR lol get a job and learn to speak the english language right lol

[JonnyInfinite]

@naffa88 Some Southern accents are even more reprehensible to my ear. Perhaps you could look to your own grammar first....

[naffa88]

@JonnyInfinite mate how do you know if im northern or southern you dont dick head lol im from doncaster so sort ya self out lol

[MDCCCXCIV]

@naffa88 southern fairies

[caitob32207]

I'm from the US, so every time Jeremy says "50(or however many) pounds of cannabis/marijuana a day/week/etc" to a guest, I keep thinking he's talking about weight, not price.

[Suriel1981]

@caitob32207 *LOL* That would be hilarious but I think we'll have to wait for him to interview Snoop Dogg before we get to a "50lbs of cannabis a day" story.

[joshguk]

50.00 is nothing haha pussyhole

[kyleB061]

smoke weed everyday!

[20stafford09]

@kyleB061 smoke weed as much as u want but dont end up like this stupid cunt

[AIRWelshDan]

Bet he rolls a good joint!

[snipethelevi]

I smoke £120 a week and can still function to keep up my job and lead an active and healthy life, there are some right tossers about but not everyones a bad person, if he had some motivation he would do a lot better

[TeratusVantian]

Why dont you give up weed?

(real translation)

because i dont want to

fucking stoners are a waste of space

[AIRWelshDan]

@TeratusVantian how so? I think you will find more money goes toward alcoholics in this country and i think you will find not one death has been caused from marijuana where as alcohol causes millions, but thats just me.

[TeratusVantian]

@AIRWelshDan That comment was aimed at the people who spend thier lives sitting at home stoned rather than getting a job to pay for thier habbit

Alchohol is worse in my eyes too

I basicly consider it as bad as Heroin and fully support banning the substance from the Uk

marijuana is nowhere near as bad as Alchohol but i cant stand the stuff either

If people want to smoke it thats upto them but if they use benifit money to fund it then in my eyes they are a waste of space

[phocjame]

@TeratusVantian "I basicly consider it as bad as Heroin and fully support banning the substance from the Uk"

"If people want to smoke it thats upto them"

You've contradicted yourself here. Are you for or against restricting the legal rights of people doing what they want with their own bodies?

[idontsignin]

@TeratusVantian i smoke hash but the only reason i smoke it is cause of painful arthritis cause no other pain killer works, does that make me a waste of space, and by the way i dont get stoned on it cause i dont like the felling of being stoned.

[TeratusVantian]

@idontsignin your using it for medicinal purpose thats a totally different thing

your not abusing the substance

[mandatorypsychosis]

Lol spastic!

[angusk2797]

haha im not a smack'ead im a pot'ead :D

[ShrineEx]

The guy recording this is a fucking Legend.

Subscribed for 'GET A JOB' hahaha

[mrbradleybaker]

JEREMY KYLE IS A BULLY,THE SAD BASTARD SHOULD BE SHOT-LIVE ON TV.

[MrRowrow22]

i love it on jeremy kyle when theyre a proper stoner so good

[ChrisHenniker]

This shows reality has trumped satire once and for all.

[KTlevine07]

phahaha the guy recording cracks me up

[ShadowDubstep]

6:57 - 'Spazztic' hahaha sums em all up nicely lol

yo stfu n letme watch it i don't wan hear u fuk