Funny police calls

[Aurora3242]

Laughed my a** off.

[nickoli889]

haha neither of the two ppl in the last one give a fuck. this is what was said b4 on both seprat lines-someone yellin -fuck get off the couch n call 991 they fightin. -other line- someone yellin- kristeen you lazy bitch awnswer this one

[KitCloudkickerUK]

Is this real, I mean Fuck, Can anyone be as stupid as those retarded fucks, These can't be real, Especially the last one, What the hell are they putting in the Water Supply?

[TheSinjingideon]

if ya listen it sounds like the same nut job female there aught to be a phone number for these oh so special people

[Terroristicality]

Some of those are extremely funny but it also pisses me off that people can be so stupid.

[killerbiller35]

I have a really strong faith that not all Americans are like that. Every country has stupid people, its just when population is so big there is bound to be more of them. I know couple Americans, they are just fine.

[dxjrules5]

Those people need to go home and be family man/woman FOR AMERICA

[ravenexi]

My ex wife actually did the same thing as the woman who locked herself in the car, Except she screamed till somebody helped her.

[Jaseida]

the movie complaintwas the first new one I heard in a while.

[8jsimone]

the bill o reiley one was AWESOMEEE

[happy35c]

What the hell?? :D

[AntiPrep789]

America is not stupid, the majority of people in America are -minority of people  :)

[ellalombardi]

really?!?!?!?! REALLY!!?!?!?!?!?!?!



[AgentEarl]

My god Americans are so dumb !

[D1amond5korpion]

LMAO @ 2:29 WHO IN THE HELL DOES THAT.....

[X49MRE]

Oh man that is hilarious, I'm subscribing

[doubledouble55]

oh man people are so stupid, hilarous

[blackyblackblack505]

I love Americans. They're naive and a little slow, but with a big smile they'll awesome to be around.

[gamemaster634]

this made me feel bad to live in america.

[Uniqueindividual91]

GOd! Why the fuck do the audience laugh so much?! That's fucking annoying! Shit! I hate the laughing audience! Fuck television programs! Fucking people who put laughter tracks or keep the audience laughing out loud!

[animefan7592]

@Uniqueindividual91 hey dude check out the show the office hillarious and no laugh track

[all4uromeo]

I bet the lady locked in the car is a blonde !

[darknessahead520]

wooow, i live in the us and i pride myself in not being anything close to anything like the people here

,just wow...

[Galacticmaster]

that blockbuster film was soo good

[volli56]

fuck are these people dumb! but i love the car merry go round!

[mikaisoj]

hahahahaha 2:35-2:50

[aeon23]

Welcome to America...land of the free, home of the stupid

[BassOnABudget]

lmao. what idiots :P

[Killuminatyi]

LOL watching a movie and there's a guy beating another guy with a bat :))))

[MsClappasondeck]

OH WOW

[zigglefritz212]

Wow people never stop amazing me!

[MickeysEvilTwin]

The one with the cars.

Only in America.

[BumJuiceDrinker]

@qix77 i actually think she may need some drugs

[JeT1594]

LOL @ The Woman calling for a quiet place to read Ha ha and the last one about the movie? WTF?

[Jamaicanchocolate34]

Are you frickin kidding me America? Everytime I visit I see a beautiful country with people having LEARNED HELPLESSNESS SYNDROME written all over them. I mean, c'monnnn.

[akghillie]

drugs

[ManOfDeath567]

Geez there are some really retarded people out there

[ColinMcraeIsTheBest2]

there drunk

[shudahknive]

wahahahah

[Deluxe497]

Can you see the lock on your door? Click

[hammadyeus]

lol

[MrGigglesIsDead]

lol cop gives him a ticket "no that's for kids"

[Primalxbeast]

@MrPocketGroover. Do you come from such a poor country that you only have one person answering 911? and if these were the normal calls we make nobody would have bothered putting them on youtube. I'm sure you have retards that do stupid crap in your country, if there's one thing that there never is a shortage of, it's stupid people.

[sfking134]

your a donut eater HAHAH

[oblivionfan345Tony]

Lol its very funny for smart americans to watch these lol

[joemax222]

America.

[MrJasonsecret]

im sure americans arent the onlyy ones to stay stupid shit and over half those were prank calls

[EMEK1919]

you know whats worse then them wasting a 911 call is that they're serious

[speckledhound]

What a great collection, nice compilation!  5-Stars!

[MrPocketGroover]

Do people in america not take the emergency services seriously i mean come on you dip shits, every time you call 911 someone who actually needs the emergency services dies because your asking for a cop to come out and essentially clean your windshield. take it seriously you toss pots. ow and blueshadesguy you shouldn't be proud of it. and they say america is the greatest continent in the world.

[DevilT0WGunner]

Not all us are ignorant. Just a few choice people who act like monkeys and think the world is a crime free place, topped with gum drops and rainbows...... basically people in California

[ChruthPower]

america is not a continent genius

[Omgisuckatd2]

was so funny when that guy was going in circles

[JournaloftheWiccan]

"911 whats your emergency?"

"Im watching a movie and a guys beating another guy with a bat."

"......Movie?"

"Got it from Blockbuster."

"Okay.......what do you want me to do about it?"

"......what can you do?

"Nothing. if you don't wanna watch it TURN IT OFF."

XD EPIC FAIL!

[blueshadesguy]

yep that's america... I get calls like that all the time

[h0bbitatheart]

I pray that these people were stoned or otherwise intoxicated. I can't believe people are that mind-numbingly stupid. It's painful.

[metalicastarwars]

um im watchin a movie and a guys beating another guy with a bat

[rossman1940]

that was funny im locked in my car lol hahah

[paul204533]

lollololol im watchin a movie and one guy is beating the other one with a bat.

[bigbother1]

they should of sent the police to beat up and arrest  that actor in the movie lol

[paul204533]

lol. i wanna be some kinda police or cop or somethin

[PostalToad]

Lol! 5/5!

[indianajoe219]

You know, this is just scary how stupid people have become!!!!!!!

[hoolden5]

are these pranks ro real?

[TheChosenRed]

LMFAO, that was damn funny

[watashino75]

AWESOME!

[puptweet]

You know, if it weren't for people like them, we all wouldn't be laughing so much. People............... sometimes they're just to funny for words, you just gotta lov um !

[maradona2]

all of those people are fucking rednecks, theyre so retarded

[indianajoe219]

Last one was black!!!!!!!

[TheNascarfan4543]

Lets drive around in circles yes!!

[TheMasterMarine]

some of those people arent that bright.

[ForceRecon198]

I was laughing so hard at the idiot who started driving in circles in the car chase. That may have been since I had just been watching The Bourne Ultimatum which had bad-a** chase scenes... oh no... HE SHOT HIM ON THE MOVIE!!! I GOTTA CALL 911!!! HAHAHAHAAH

[tylergenis]

i need someone to get this ice off my windshield! lmao!

[lightningpete]

Thats American written all over it lol

[Shaggy2DopeJR]

you know it XD

[Psilaxs]

@lightningpete

Unfortunately yes. it is... makes me sad until you watch videos of dumb people from (insert name of country here) Dumb people everywhere, America does not have a monopoly on them, we have the third highest population in the world now i believe.. yeah it can appear that way at times.

Best Regards.

[lightningpete]

@Psilaxs Right firstly why would you write that as a retort, secondly its a sense of humour that you need to insert right here. America is famous for its really really stupid stuff. Hence why youtube is full of it. Get over yourself and laugh at your monopoly of funny people you have.

[Psilaxs]

@lightningpete

when you have 300+ million you are going to have statistically more stupid people than a nation with say 80 million

And it wasn't a retort any more than your momment was...

Cheers.

[BUNNYYEA]

ROTFLOL

[yeah120192]

lmao 2.29 to 2.50 is halarious lol

[statenislandboi]

I'm watching a movie and the guy is beating another guy with a bat!! are you serious?!?!?!?!

[doggygotgame]

that is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScuzzAsh]

cant get out of my car!! lolol

[AidanLunn]

THIS is going in my favourites!!!

[xMattMayesx]

LOL the last call.