Rizelmine Ep 2 Part 1

[TheMehMonkey]

Epic Toss at 3:25

[Schatjuhhiloveyou]

Thats Inuyasha's voice I love Inuyasha he's cute :P

[Ashfangirl22]

Why are the Goverments people even still there? LOL He just leaves class, teacher doesn't even try to stop him. I'm liking this anime so far, it cracks me up.

[mrmcjoeshmoes0123]

@Ashfangirl22 they are there because they are Rizel's dads

[furulogh321]

DONT MAKE HER CRY

[yoruochifan357]

why do you have those breasts why are you older then me?

Me:why wont you stop asking so many fucking questions?

[Shadonmiki]

3:27 OMG he's going to rip her shirt off! 3:29 nvm..

[SammiStarstruck]

hes not a pedofile keep in mind shes really like 18 years old

[diana22love]

if i get to like rizel until the end than this will be a good anime, because for now i hate her :))

[deltakiller62]

boy: lol come closer im going to to somthing good

girl: wut

boy: FUCKING HADOKEN BITCH

[BrutalAnimation]

are those things in her hair like her ears or something , how come they move around when she expresses emotion , how do they think of this crazy crap i do love the Japanese

[lastswordfighter]

I'm thorughly confused by this anime series. Why would a government agency even make 12 year old cyborg? Heck why would they force it into marriage?

[shiawasekappukekiful]

huh, no matter what if i was there i would kick his ass

[samayrar]

lol da mom didnt get mad when the boy threw the firl lol

[Alexperson2011]

@silverrayd pedo bear

[nerihofthedeathcompa]

Great I wonder what she's gonna do

[jescola96]

HAHAHAHA when she saw the picture I swear I think it PORN or something :D hahahaha

[MrSexycookie]

3.29.... its all about Bitch Stay in the Kitchen!

[zinkbriefs]

Why does is tell you at the beginning to sit far away from the tv and keep the lights on??

[KayleighSmyth]

@zinkbriefs because its bad for your eyes to sit close to the tv and/or watch in the dark. they put that in most kids animes

[TheDisturbedPark]

Rizel is a masochist....

[lively2it]

this anime is so cute and funny!

[Thiefenz]

@lively2it I agree, sums it up in a nutshell

[crazyholmes97]

this is pretty much final approach just with better backgrounds, kinda like to love ru too

[PinoyMartian]

I just kept on clicking 5:28

Kawaii! <3

[onitaro]

Papa A

lmao

[8Animelova8]

this kinda reminds me of Ranma 1/2 XDD

[TheDaylon21]

if life was like this where we are forced to merry someone then i would wish for a hot girl with big tits and a nice ass

[MrChills88]

ill give that kid this..hes got a wicked throwing arm

[DisneyxFan1]

Lmao! @ 2:47, he used his chopsticks to adjust his glasses, XD. hah HILARIOUS. this has gotta be one of the funniest animes i have ever watched. and how he just gonna fling a 12 yrs old like dat! in the real world, it woulda have been done just like that, Lol

[HoodNigga4561]

5:35 is like one of those moments where the lover finds a porn magazine and trys to by it as a presnt for the boy

[darkoni95]

lol epic song lol

[hannahhaha98]

@dccoolcute which ep??

[DarkxRebelx]

3:26 My first thaught was "OMG, is he groping her!?" Then he threw her into the house and I was just like "Ha-ha, owned"

[norwayguy20]

@DarkxRebelx Yeah Rizel is like: ''Oh Dana-Sama don't touch me there!'' and he's like ''Fuck Off!'' XD

[PaulusAlone]

Oh yeah, the fascination of the older woman. I can still remember that. Lol...at that age older women hold the mysteries of life itself...to a schoolboy at any rate! ; )

[Evoral]

I love the opening :DD lolz

[darkoni95]

@Evoral me to lol

[sharon90]

around episode 16, things will get more ecchi....just a heads up.

[brosilovethewhose]

oh for any one wh dosent know this isnt a hentai its more like a lolikon look it up

[ashma05]

this so stupid that its good lolz

[leewithawesomesauce]

omg.... he invented a new sport........ the loli toss

[onlyontv]

I love how in 2:48 that guy sets his glasses with the chop sticks hahaha!!!!

[popdiva3001]

It's funny cuz *SPOILER*

She's older than him. Hee hee! ^.^

[sinisterevilTV]

U need to get a brain if u think u can go out with a older wonen that old

[dzello]

@sinisterevilTV darn, i wanted to go out with the older woman, zuuuut XD

[LightChii]

the opening son reminds me of the relationship between Joker & Harley Quinn

[hjmndj]

0:03-0:20 = Greg Ayres trying to speak japanese? :P

[guyonfire87]

this is so lolicon i gues all the peddos outhere gets a boner out of this anime

[infamousdrunk]

how does a bionic being with eplosive properties get tossed like a rag doll further more how does she eat and shit or for that matter have feelings both physicol mental and finaaly have sex and babies. im sooo CONFUSED!!!!

[ninjastar723]

@infamousdrunk It's an anime dude, things never make sense....... -_-

[infamousdrunk]

@ninjastar723 even in some animies they must make some sence or at least explain it !!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[dzello]

@infamousdrunk why does sangoku fly and throws ki balls.......dragonball is an anime, so your point is wrong, you do not need any explanation, think for yourself or you are a young baby^^

[infamousdrunk]

@dzello i sayed some

[Braydenr69]

ahaha that was because danna-sama threw me! and the mom just smiles, was it goodÉ ahahah lol

[xMewMewIce]

Hey don't touch a girl XD

[GreatSirZachary]

hes got a good throwing arm

[twilightwindwaker]

Asazuke sounds delicious. What is he angry about 2:19? It's Papas desu XD! Does Rizel even know what a school is? I so knew he was going to toss her 3:27. Why do you have those breasts :3? What was on that picture?

[Cyb3rR4ptor]

Somethin's ironic to me. He's the one acting kiddish, having a crush on his [married] teacher while the lil girl's wanting to have sex. The dude's acting more like a child than the cute lil' kid >.>

[nintendoallstars]

Wtf?? this would be such a great anime!!! except for one thing, the girl is like 4 years old! and she never grows! this is the only thing that sucks!

[samma1324]

she is actually supposed to be 12

[mercanaries3]

@samma1324

so if they have sex its normal in Japan because most Japanese guys are pedophiles right?

[iFistCats]

@mercanaries3 right

[DaemonRiku00]

@mercanaries3 sex in Japan is considered as "passion" while sex in western countries are considered as "hobby" because most western guys are Perverts right?.....racial discrimination, yup.

[mercanaries3]

@DaemonRiku00

okay dumb ass, so tell me then why did they make her 12?...

i dont know how screwed up their sex laws are but here in America its a little more protected okay?

[DaemonRiku00]

@mercanaries3 it's called fan service moron. little girls are considered moe and by putting animated versions of them in ecchi scenes just add to their cuteness. Perverts see them as malicious.

I don't know how screwed up your country's belief is but here in Japan people are given freedom to express art and passion without malice.

[mercanaries3]

@DaemonRiku00

no, no i dont think so retard... people there disagree with child ecchi style anime..

[DaemonRiku00]

@mercanaries3 ...

"most Japanese guys are pedophiles" your first comment.....

"people there disagree with child ecchi style anime.." your second comment...

I don't understand your point of view at all...

[mercanaries3]

@DaemonRiku00

okay, god...just stop typing you're filling my inbox with your useless retarded comments

im not replying to your asian ass anymore, so fuck you bitch

[DaemonRiku00]

@mercanaries3 Thank God someone finally showed his true colors, thank you for admitting your childish western nature. Now I know Asians are more mature in handling conversations than western brats.

[Thiefenz]

@DaemonRiku00 I would like to make a correction. some of us Westerners aren't brats, only the ones who complain about stupid shit.

[victryismin89]

@DaemonRiku00 I'd like to point out that not all Westerners are stupid. There are actually quite a lot of us who have functioning brains.

Idiots like these are what gives us Americans a bad name. We're not all like that, really. I'm sorry you think that way.

[Cyb3rR4ptor]

oh.. and she does grow up... oh yes. <3

(Eventualy)

[rsfiremaster]

if i was him i would so sue somebody for forced marriage XD

[soulleader9]

@rsfiremaster if it was the past u couldnt it was called arranged marrage like between a prince and princess of different countrys

[Avankiri]

@rsfiremaster It's the government. What can you do?

[brosilovethewhose]

@rsfiremaster avankiri has a good point they  can do what ever they want

[thehasan1212]

@rsfiremaster you cant sue the goverment stupid :P

[morganrocks911]

@thehasan1212 he didnt say government

[TheLinkHelios]

@rsfiremaster yeah same here i like woman my age

[animalcrosser591]

@rsfiremaster

Good luck suing the national government. That is, if her crying doesn't kill you first.

[cooldude56g]

@rsfiremaster Well keep in mind this is japan after all XD

People actually do that stuff quite often there.

[silverrayd]

i love to let a little girls watch ero films i love how their so amuse seeing the act of making love for the 1st time haha

[ChrissRedfield24]

0:39 is that a pedobear?LOL

[pokemonkillerable]

i want a pervert girl TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ocrun]

I dont have a lolita moe I SWEAR! =_=

[Serenuka98]

3:27 i just thinked he will ,,do it"XD

[lisaroxz23]

Isn't it kinda like to love ru?

[elreana1234]

this reminds me of a diff anime but i can't remember it's name x.x

[snowy2moon]

some her O.O

about some extream fighters and this one guys daughter wanting to have a baby with the other fighters son who cant fight t all XD

[ambeer6]

sumomo mo momo mo?

[snowy2moon]

yup thats it!

[thefallenone21]

3:30 kinda looked like he groped her O-o

[darknessrose123]

if life were a japanese anime id fit right in :D

[Blu3W4r10Ck]

Thats not good.

Think, Japanese tentacle monsters.

[ThatarYavetil]

Wow, huge subtitle missing from 4:31 to 4:34...

[NWeagle888]

These parents are really passive about the fact that their 15 year old son got married to a 12 year old girl beyond his will. They have really low standards in japan.

[dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg]

I don't blame him for liking his teacher, I would kill for an opportunity at a teacher like that!

[cobra1843]

Is it just me, or does she look a lot like M.M. from Kemeko Dexule?

The eyes and the hair color are pretty much the same, but the figure is a bit off...

[Ponjemo]

i dont like this guyz attitude towards that girl, I mean men if i already had that kind what would i wish for?

[RXEVA]

they say that warning because they don't want you to get seizures.

[AzuraBlaze36]

This anime gets funnier by the second

[cowcrap]

true...

[AzuraBlaze36]

I find it very funny, because she has 3 father and she calls them Pap A, B, C

[redvaldez1990]

she looks kind of annoying -.-

[BlackRose067]

good thing she's a cyborg 'cause i would have already been killed after being thrown around like a hacky sack!

[demonheart13]

but did you notice he grabbed her around the boob area?! i was surprised at first espeicailly since he said "something good" ROFL

[lagool57]

Shes actually a factory created human

[nikiburstgal11]

No if youve watched the whole series you wold know and i do know

[ZombieCallum]

When I read the plot for this I was kinda turned on! lucky guy! XD i wouldnt mind having to marry and hang out with her! and im 17

[AwesomeNinaSakura]

im the little girl's age and i wouldnt be wit him

[ZombieCallum]

I was kinda kidding XD i'm not a pedo i'm only 17

[ThatarYavetil]

That may be valid only if she was not a cyborg... You know, it is not very exciting to be with... a piece of metal... Mayhap in 500 years more it will but not now...

[ZombieCallum]

Ok i'm a young pedo

[ThatarYavetil]

Hey, I am not saying that, either... It is anime, anyway, ages matter less in these cases...

[ZombieCallum]

Yeah I noticed the subtitle missing too.

but I do like young anime girls like lolicon

[ThatarYavetil]

It is fine by me... As long as you limit it to anime girls, I find nothing wrong on it... Those saying that "lolicon is for damn pedophiles", heh, they just take it too seriously, really... It is bad only if it is real... Anime shows fiction, not reality...

[ZombieCallum]

i'm  glad becuse I dont think the same in real life its just anime girls are so darn cute and the cutest ones usally look young.. are you like me then?

[ThatarYavetil]

Somewhat... There is "that" something on anime girls that gives them a hidden charm that, in fact, real girls do not have... I suppose it is the kind of personality they give them: one that does not exist in real life, hence, creating an unique effect...

So, yes, I back up that thinking of yours...

[ZombieCallum]

Very true they are perfect bodied, faced, voiced, personalitys..... also in Anime its the most realistic type of cartoon because humans sweat , stomach ru,mbles and loads other humanish things. I mean in real life no matter what girl you talk about they arent as perfect as anime girl :D

[ThatarYavetil]

Correct, that must be it, they tend to be perfect-modeled... Hmm... It is actually a shame that there are no cases like anime girls in real life... It would be, like, utopic, in a sense...

[lock3dgat3s]

that charm is "not noticing when a guy is irrated, like in this, they just slide it off when the guy gets mad and still loves them"

but in real life the dude gets made and the chick yells a lot

[ThatarYavetil]

Hm, basically yes, since it is clearly perceptive how mad he gets in real life...

[ZombieCallum]

Indeed.. I sure could live in the anime world populated by Cute girls.. heh saying that of course us guys owuld need a change of look and I sure in the Hell wouldnt like to be an anime guy :D

[ThatarYavetil]

You said it...

[ZombieCallum]

I'm slightly depressed when watching AMVs especailly for romance between an anime couple.. especailly if they are both school students..

[ThatarYavetil]

...Well, I am ignorant of that field, so, I reserve any opinion there...

[ZombieCallum]

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check that out dude lots of nice pictures just type in something and you'll get alot of anime revealage ;) enjoy

[Romus011]

Hello,ThatarYavetil,I am quite interest in what you guys dicussed . I would like to share that it's natural for Guys or mens to dream of perfect girls who can serve , protect , and do everything good for them . ( the girls would dream the same too )So , this is the reason to create the good Anime girls like Rizelmine and many others of this kind. Rizelmine itself is largely aim for guys or you can say this is a man's world. Yes , there is no need to be serious with it, just what we enjoy ^_^_^

[ThatarYavetil]

Precisely... Some people take it too seriously and say "this is for perverts" or "this is for pedophiles", if it is something close to lolicon... Not noticing that they are not even real persons, so, it makes no sense at all... Not to mention that they probably also watch something for their "pleasure", as well, so, it is also being cinic...

[methenium]

Exactly. Hell I'm a loli but that's not the main reason I'm watching this. A laugh is hard come by nowadays.

[lordsoftheunderworld]

tell it like it is. lol

[twilightwindwaker]

@ThatarYavetil Aren't there some animes based on reality?

[XxXAlesanaGirlXxX]

the episodes are quite short...proberly only 15 minites long with adverts.

[marknuts00]

yes it is...

[animyrmadon]

2:47 how is he not stabbing his eye with those chop sticks?

[sparrowgirl84]

:S his parents are as weird as the desu papas hahaha,he threw me,well thats good hahaha wat the heck?!

[maxwarrior808]

i still dont know if i like it yet

[pokedigi7]

why should lihts be on!

does something bad happens

[sniperli1]

If you watch the show in the dark and looked closly at the computer while watching your eyes will be automatic blind for the rest of your life.

[pokedigi7]

Thats horibble

[jenniferpotter16]

No way...that is impossible to be automatically blind. I would believe you if you would have said "over time you will get blind" but I dont believe it happens automatically unless you have like a car crash or something like that.

[sniperli1]

That's not what I meant. I was repling to a dude said that why does they say you must stay away from the distance and turn on the light when you watch. I replied it's because if you don't and you watch very close and turn off the light you'll get blind...automatic.

[sonicario55]

okay-what the hell?what the hell?that little danna kid or whoever he is,he's a fucking pervert.i mean-wtf?i would never think of my teacher that way,even if it was true!jeezbits!

[redvaldez1990]

dude i have a super hot teacher, dang im almost failing that class, since i pay attention to something else O.O

[Kari426]

hentai... -.-

[olutipac]

is he going to like rezel ??? i feel sorry for her

[mikyapixie]

at 3:27 she weres a seater!

[123IRULESZ]

a seater? dont u mean sweater?

[ichigopeach]

Wow, he threw her back in the house all because she wanted to go to school with himXD

Poor rizel XP;;;

[kikiwolf117]

hehe Papa A xD

[computerglue]

that's because he threw me LOL

[Loudspeak3r]

i love this

[computerglue]

i want to kill him someday gladly.lol

[computerglue]

that's because he threw me LOL

[masterqueen101]

what the hell is wrong with him if i was he i would snap outta my happy state and kick his ass 10x harder

[computerglue]

its his likes and she dosent like her so don't be talking like that.

[resengan123]

he's either strong or she's very aerodinamic xD. cause when he throws her she goes far

[animallover124]

ya i know ^_^

[hiddensolder]

agreed.

[exotrown]

translation (eng) at 4:32 please the sub titles got cut off.

[Blakefe]

seeing her hair thingys wigel like cat ears always makes me smile

[Vampireking1265]

So why is everyone talking about fate and stuff?

[1nikky401]

Is it just me or this is a lot like pita-ten

Strange girl falls in love with a boy

they have age differces

they boy has anger problems

the girl is all kawaii,has moving hair clips and there really bad at cleaning and they have kawaii costumes...

[doutorbumdefora]

shimashou! shimashou! shimashou!

lol, the word doesnt get out of my head XD

[nomoretearsonlypain]

why do the subs say "Stay far away from the tv and turn on the lights when watching this program"?O_o

[Chobitschii8]

It's a warning. It's telling the viewers to keep the room well lit and not to sit too close to the TV so they don't kill their eyes ^_^

[jackluciferkennedy]

so japs got crappy eyes den, cause i c this on other few animes but not in any of the americanized ones