Animated Poker Short Story

[BROOKNAM2012]

funniest focking video ever.. i laugh my ass off every time.. just now.. i am on a 7 day losing streak.. I watched a 70 year old grandma take down a 500 dollar pot today..

[myrtlebox]

Annaly* (still loling)

[myrtlebox]

"Every time I put my money in, some donkey piece-of-shit-mother-fucker has to come along galluping like a cock-sucking donkey and daintily penetrate me like a 12 yr old virgin. Fuck this shit I'm never playing poker again!"

These are the words I find myself saying after every session

[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

NO!FUCK YOU!

lmao

[fishnchipsncalamari]

the rant at the end is too too funny

[biggylarge]

"im thinking I have the nuts what the fuck are you doing?" Pocket 9's would be the nuts on that flop. But regardless of that... this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. First time I heard it I was literally on the floor, in tears, shitting and pissing myself simultaneously with laughter. It's brilliant

[memph1zzz]

1:31 - 1:40 ......ROFLMFAO !!!

[munslow1]

That tends to sum up on line poker...a fools paradise

[memph1zzz]

everytime i put my money in some donkey piece of shit motherfucker has to

come along gadeping like a cock sucking donkey and they penetrate me like a 12 year old virgin

[L0dG]

I'm listening to this like 80~ time.

[warrenpwr]

this will happen to all poker players

[L0dG]

sick !

[zuekut]

ahHhaHAahAHahAHaHah

[john0022]

lol haha Some donkey piece of shit mother fucker has to come along galoping like a cock sucking donkey and pentrate me like a 12 year old virgin. This is the funniest pay out i've heard in a long time lol haha

[memph1zzz]

I was so angry I could funking kill a penguin :DD

[PunaniLicker69]

lmao fist pumped so hard i punched my lcd montor

[Marvin24241]

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I literally cried laughing so hard to this !!!!!!!!!!

[jcheek13]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[andrewmcgheeee]

lmfao sooooo funny

[kellylovesgregg]

lol thats jokes " i was on uber tilt " so funny

[jiggashere]

that was the funniest thing ive ever seen. i could kill a penguin lmao.

[AvantaSensei]

lol :D

[hullusavolainen]

this is so fking true!.. first kk vs 88 lost... then aks vs aqs and river gives q ... and i did so motherfking well in that tournament!fucking pokerstars!

[xdante0vergilx]

-_- no comment

[ModeLTU]

This is damn awesome xDD

[MeDappaDonn]

omg thats well funny!

[vidarathexvii]

ahahahha almost pissed myself watching this

[ss33988]

A FUCKING MEN!

[metalhead684]

this is simply amazing :)

[gringo4life1212]

hahahahahah

[stevel738]

"How the fuck DO people run so good?" I think of this line about every 20 minutes while I'm playing online....

[Browniesuperspurs]

Amazing, fucking amazing, forget baby seals, club me a motherfucking penguin

[KICKDRIP]

Fucking classic comedy!!

[dangosse]

I thought poker was a 7 card game? Quads beats a full house every time. Its in the rules. You get a free card with instructions with most decks.

[bcamerondrmr]

If you pay attention here, the hands end up being 88899 vs 999KK... good catch but they both had boats

[valfitness]

@bcamerondrmr they are not both boats. the idiot wiht K9 hit quads

[bcamerondrmr]

true dat, I never heard the 9 on the flop

[L0dG]

@bcamerondrmr other guy have a better full house.

[dangosse]

Only applies to weak players who can't turn off their emotions.

[huntsman35]

This is just the perfect representation of every donk and rigged theorist I see post on the fulltilt forums when a couple of bad beats convince them that their uber pro skills are being outdone by fixed accounts and a equally rigged RNG. Love it. lol

[slatur1]

lol fulltilt forums

[DamoVill]

that

[wehavemagnums]

Don't even fucking think about it... haha

I was so angry I could fucking kill a penguin

Hahahaha

[911isaMYTH]

I just shit in me drawers!!! the best!!!

[eutuxios]

dont even fucking think about it

[doobiegirlwest]

You have no idea how much enjoyment me and my professional poker playing friends get outta this video....We request a sequel please!

[otbdave]

"Fuck this I am never playing poker again"

[rounder63]

funniest video i have ever seen

[molosterol]

wahahahaha

[DiamonDaz666]

Funny as fook!!!

[themainburger]

LMFAO

[slamziggy]

That is brilliant!! I play that stupid game for a living.. the number of times I've heard those conversations

[mebrind]

this is the epitomy of bad beats stories whilst playing card games of any kind

[ComedyDai]

lmao yeah bre11o ur 2 god damn right there thats pkr

[Bre11o]

lmao.. pkr explained to a tee :(

who goes in a sauna fully dressed o_O

:p

very funny though :)

[penntell]

Nice !

[Craft24]

haha.. i needed that laugh!! :)

[ronshedogg]

ROFLMAO MY LIFE STORY

I HATE POKER

SIGH