Jodie Marsh slated on 'Would I Lie to You?'

[JesterUK2]

Did Angus present this before or after doing Have I got News for You?

[pepperminttea42]

@JesterUK2 After, a long time after.

[JesterUK2]

@pepperminttea42

Yeah, I imagine he had a hard time finding a job on TV after that.

[ChainsawVsGod]

Why the fuck is that ugly fat hog from Eastenders here?

[PowerfrogsBeotch]

@ChainsawVsGod It's a british quiz show... They're renowned for getting z list celebrities on all the time.

(I'm british and love british telly before anyone says something stupid. The above is mearly a fact.)

[silverloopz]

franki is a genius

[ConfusedProud]

The moment I read the title, then saw Frankie Boyle I knew this was going to be brilliant.

[karlgookey]

That woman from Eastenders is really quite attractive sometimes.

[dageezerboi]

@karlgookey no...

[karlgookey]

@dageezerboi I appear to have been drunk when I wrote that comment because I have no memory of even watching this video haha.

[AweirdSmell]

the breath of a thousand cocks

[Rohmanator]

angus > rob brydon by a long way.. and angus was on a better sitcom.. and is just generally a top guy

[pixelrow]

There is only one rob brydon

[wormyrug]

you don't care, you just want to murder her. what a great line

[thedubgussett]

"She fell drunkenly onto the quiz machine with her face",well by the looks of her face thats how she won that 'nearly' 6 quid

[pcspiers]

I hate that shit slag jodie....what a dick twisting ballbag of a slag hound..TOTALLY!

[laceyflower]

Haha Frankieee! 

[ecullen249]

'you don't care you just want to murder her...' :L

[KryzMasta]

Funny thing is that at parties, people will say that she actually said this. How to spread a rumour, even when you explicitly say it's a lie. ;-)

[GarnetBering93]

If they can't fit in my hands, they're too big.

[StevieStickman]

I would love to cum on her stomach

[livstar93]

"you don't care, you just want tomurder her" xD

[anniegramm]

guys, it's a comedy show - they're going to take the piss out of everyone so can we all calm down and stop defeding her? she's getting the same treatment as any other drunken celebrity would. now let's all shut up and enjoy mr mitchell and mr boyle at their best.

[3wsgabav3]

@anniegramm Yes. I did a double take when I saw Rick Valentine on here, though.

[FluffyDivine]

11 GCSEs and 6 Alevels - not bad

[dashadowdogg]

@FluffyDivine Thats not what I heard

[dashadowdogg]

@FluffyDivine 3 A levels. We can't be rounding them up now :P

[Mrfairful]

@FluffyDivine 3 A LEVELS

[clown999d]

@kalifire jodie marsh is a joke

[samsung54369]

@kalifire and calling someone a cunt isnt nasty, jodie marsh represents all that is wrong with modern society, and frankie boyle is fucking great

[Cazzanevo]

@kalifire Well that's kind of his job, surely you know that comedians take the mick, otherwise they would probably not be as good

[MrSyrett]

@Daledoo0 - always thought she had a touch of down syndrome about her to be honest

[insideous57]

"I would rather that she fell drunkenly onto the quiz machine with her FACE." ROFL Frankie rules

[MeLissABakEr11]

lol 'you dont care you just want to murder her' lololol

[Dendiol]

Natalie Cassidy is far behind Jodie Marsh in looks.

[IraCaelum]

Sorry to a bit of an arse but I just really hate it when people criticise others for lacking talent when they themselves are almost certainly found wanting. Have you ever done anything of any worth? At least she has attained some of her desires with minor fame. What are you good for??? Plus Dean is a stupid name... tell your parents they are mugs

[biggie558]

@IraCaelum I am, in fact, David Cameron. You twat.

[DeanG20]

Thick as shit, zero talent and good for one thing (getting fucked and jizzed all over), yet somehow she slipped through the net.

[WowWowWeeWaa1]

I would bone jodie marsh , I bet she's filthy!! MMMMmmmmm

[chipmunkspunk]

i'm too lazy to hate jodie marsh

funny shit though hahaha

[kevyk999]

frankie boyle for PM !! :)

[TheRealSpud93]

jesus david has lost weight.

[dafyddbibey]

i love jodie marsh

[grimandevel323]

frankie boyle and david mitchell for joint parliment

[BadSanta1995]

"oh you dont care you just wanna murder her"

David + Frankie are legends

[bananasrawsome]

lol omg fankie boyle

[DeathSlayer2]

Her IQ is something like 134, she's not stupid.

[abedishot]

@DeathSlayer2 fuck off jodie marshes iq is never 134

[innocencefaded2112]

@DeathSlayer2 I think you're missing a decimal point somewhere

[muffin8or]

@DeathSlayer2 keep lappig up the bg brother bullshit.

[DeathSlayer2]

@muffin8or

I hate big brother, what does that have to do with anything?

The fact you guys think 134 is amazingly high shows how thick you are.

[muffin8or]

@DeathSlayer2 134 isn't 'zomg that's like 1 in 10 billion' Its' yeah you're in the top 2-5%'

Seeing as 100 - 110 is about average i say you're thick in dismissing 134. 134 is mostly classed as 'superior intelligence.'

So I bid you a well deserved - Fuck off.

[DeathSlayer2]

@muffin8or

I'm not dismissing 134 I'm the one who brought it up! I just think it's funny how you all think 134 is like Stephen Hawking's IQ. The largest percentile has the lowest IQ, so the average of 100 is actually pretty low. I think IQ is a load of shit anyway, if you have a high IQ you are obviously smart, but if you have a low IQ you might just be bad at IQ tests, the fact you can achieve widely different scores on different IQ tests show how unreliable they are. Mensa is a lie.

[muffin8or]

@DeathSlayer2

100 - 110 is 50 50. No-one thinks that 134 is stephen hawking. But 134 is high for a dumb bitch like marsh

[perfacetus]

@muffin8or

Depending on what test it is 134 is the top 1-0.5%

100 is always average, that is the basis of the test.

[muffin8or]

@perfacetus

not with the flynn effect

[perfacetus]

@muffin8or

The Flynn effect does not change this because 100 is always taken as the average at the time of the test. Therefore a new test, although higher than previous tests, will still have 100 as the average and will be accurate at that time.

[muffin8or]

@perfacetus

so who removes all of the old tests and brings in the new ones? And how would you get an iq score before every person has been surveyed (to find the average and call it 100) And how do we measure the IQ of einstein if we have corrected for the flynn effect?

[perfacetus]

@muffin8or

You don't know the scores to begin. You have the test done by a test group and the average score becomes 100.

I doubt Einstein ever sat an IQ test, although I could be wrong.

Each test is accurate for the time it is made. It is not accurate for 10 years after it is made.

[perfacetus]

@muffin8or Although looking at the previous comments it looks like we are both agreeing that 134 is a high score. It is DeathSlayer who is suggesting it isn't very high.

[biggie558]

@perfacetus @muffin8or I did an IQ test. I got 76%!!

[perfacetus]

@biggie558

Don't worry. If your result was in % then it wasn't a real IQ test. If it was an IQ test then it would be in points not percent. Otherwise no one could score over 100.

[biggie558]

@perfacetus You do realise that this is a popular joke?

[perfacetus]

@biggie558

Lol, no, I had no idea, sadly I just thought you were a bit daft! Obviously I'm the plonker ;)

[biggie558]

@perfacetus Haha, don't worry. It's easy to assume such things on Youtube. And maybe it's not as popular as I remember. Thinking about it, I've no idea where I heard it from...

[biggie558]

@TheReenix .....well done. You've shown yourself to be a fool in front of all these people!

[TheReenix]

@biggie558 Yes, my replies stacked atop one another, making little sense.

[biggie558]

@TheReenix ....I see....

[Ardreas]

@TheReenix Happens to the best of us ^.^

[Experiment47]

Jodie Marsh and people like her need to be killed for the good of the country.

[hmmhowstrange]

Jodie marsh is a fake plastic dumb ass bitch.

She looks fucking awful with or without the inch of makeup that she wears.

[ApocalypseNext]

Why would anyone want to touch Jodie Marsh with a bargepole? She just looks scary!

[jimmyshitbags]

theyre all talking about her like shes an idiot but theyd still walk on hot coals just for the chance to fuck her.

[LEdPRINCEgirl]

@jimmyshitbags just because you want to fuck someone doesnt necessarily mean that they are smart. In a typical man's case, it's rather the opposite X)

[jimmyshitbags]

@LEdPRINCEgirl lol, i dont really know what my point was. i may have been drunk when i wrote that

[JimiB1984]

It's a bit of a shame she's got all these qualifications but made her money from getting her wonky tits out in the papers.

[balist0]

Angus Deaton, David Mitchell, Frankie Boyle, Dom Joly, and Lee Mack. All on one program? This is incredible I need to see the full episode!

[Rhademanthus]

Good to see Angus back on telly.

[TheWeemaster]

"Jodie left school with 11 GCSE's and 3 A levels, i dont know who's they were but she left school with them"

HAHAHAHA brilliant :D

[paulbefc]

@TheWeemaster spoilers! Twat

[TheWeemaster]

@paulbefc Don't read the comments first then, watch the video first. Considering my comment was clearly marked with quotation marks it does mean that it is most likely from the video, at which point you should have stopped reading...

[paulbefc]

@TheWeemaster nope, no one who posts quotes from the video as a comment and then lols in it can try and impart wisdom to me, good day.

[montycfc1]

David Mitchell and Frankie boyle on the one show, I love it when they're on the same panel show.

You know you're in for a piss your pants night when they're on together =D.

[charmaineisnotcool]

i don't know but that's the game hahaa

[KodaKumi101]

I'd love to fuck her face

[razaz03]

your comment is identical to ModernDayMinority13's, with less wit and class : )

[KodaKumi101]

@razaz03 i dont sit and read other ppls comments u fucking bellend, back to work

[sharrie1974]

with a shovel?

[DarthRevan1051]

this is one of the many videos that show jodie marsh as a bit of a chav lol

[ModernDayMinority13]

I can't stand Jodie Marsh, but I know where I'd like her face to fall drunkenly and in rapid succession.

[anirotzamuzika]

hahahaha, your IQ is about as high as hers.

[stripymccatpuss]

Problem with this is...She did leave school with those qualifications....Way above the national average........She is still an arsehole non the less

[robppc]

If jodie promises to shut her mouth for a while , i would pop one up her sherriffs Star...

[scratcher3]

Frankier Boyle is god

[randomguy1774]

I hate jodie marsh. but I would shag those tits.

[BTMLOL]

@randomguy1774 too right

[Rmg12]

how she is fucking ugly

[milkkart]

@randomguy1774 those digusting bolt on plastic tits?

[MrArekusa]

@randomguy1774 God, you men can be so stupid..

[TheReenix]

@randomguy1774 How erudite.

[3rdKray]

@randomguy1774 I thought that was gonna be what Frankie Boyle was gonna say. LOL

[Maerahn]

@randomguy1774 Lol, well they're not real - if you asked her, she'd probably take them off and let you!

[armandin2048]

@randomguy1774 Get two shopping bags, fill them with Bathroom Sealant, Shape to suit and leave 2 days to set - cover with baby oil and  off you go.

This method has two advantages, you never have to actually have to be in the same post code as the obnoxious ,self seeking. talentless cunt, and you can swap photos at will!

Get in quickly quickly boys as I am going to patent the idea!

[steamy989]

Whats a window licker?

[TRWolf]

Someone with..uh... "learning difficulties"

[pinkshrimp]

I'm not british so I'm a bit left out I guess, but why do they lay it on so thick?

All I know is that she did reality Tv.. anyone would explain?

[yourmotherisdead]

Watch a video of her and you will hate her.

[desmondodosescudos]

its because she is genuinely a talentless moron

[XuBlax]

Our media revolves around bitch slapping celebs, whether thats good or bad is your call.

[legend145]

Our media revolves around shitty wastes of space called celebrities. That ain't good me friend.

[chrisofnottingham]

We like to build up some unknown talentless person who looks pretty because it is a heart warming 'anyone can make it' story and they look good in news papers*. Then, when they are rich and famous we all get angry and hate them because they have loads of money and no talent. But they still look good in the papers. It's a great game! In the USA I believe it's called 'Politics'.

*news paper = legacy media consisting of words and pictures about yesterday's stories printed on paper.

[liamgardinerrs]

shes just a dirty bitch tbh lol

[ashtrayheartx]

I wouldn't say she's ugly. Just incredibly trashy. I don't think trashy women have ever been well respected or thought of as intelligent. Even the men have a go at her as well. Not just women.

[jhogguk]

She's got a dog face but that's what I'm into. I'd bang her like a drum.

[bash82]

agreed m8... she'd be a good buck!!

[amy2009ize]

haha!!! she does deserve a PUNCHING! Luckily we can do it and get away with in!!

PunchInTheFacebook [dot] com/punch/jodie-marsh

Very FUNNY!!!!

[manofchina]

Anyone seen Frankie Boyles Stand up DVD?

"I met Duncan Bannatyne once. What a tremendous fucking cunt."

The wonderful thing's a quiz show can do :D

[malmo66]

Was that from meeting him on this? :) Or was in from meeting him before this and then saying that and then having an awkward backstage encounter with Duncan?

[lespaulicetea]

@manofchina I wondered why he wasnt laughing.

[lespaulicetea]

@manofchina I wondered why he wasnt laughing.

[JayTheSex]

The ultimate panel - Fankie Boyle, David Mitchel and Scotland's answer to Jesus - Duncan Banatine.

[rozza16]

Duncan Banatine is an absolute knob crust

[aidyspady999]

vut he is

he ses stuff

people laugh

funny

[ReNeilssance]

Wow, you're so edgy! You must be cool.

[MohammedsFieryHat]

Hee hee, I laugh!

[cobyz12345]

his tiny penis is bigger than your whit

[cantanstrophe]

Whit? Great wit there. Indeed. Penis jokes are also hilarity. Lol.

[metalrulezU]

If I'm honest I've never been a fan of David Mitchell's sketch show's like peep show and that Mitchell and Weblock, but on shows like this and mock the week he's brilliant :) hope he does more.

[showtime2004]

My comment has no relation to this video what so ever but i would like to inform you all that i like cheese cake!

[jamieutube1]

not sure if you were waiting for a massive reply of laughter.. but your a prick.

[showtime2004]

.....and u have a very tiny penis!!

[jamieutube1]

..once again, not funny..i suggest you go and hang yourself

[showtime2004]

I take ur sugestion and i cram it up my pooh shoot! Im rich, i dont care for ur opinions nither ur sugestions, ill hang myself in 10 years if after i slit ur balls off and ur still happy. u silly fuckin weeper!!

[pugsley141]

@showtime2004 your not funny at all, give up

[showtime2004]

Did i say i was?? Nooo!! Did i try to be?? Nooo!! Therefore i have nothing to give up on, other than paying attention to your future comments!

[Armaboy7]

''if i was going to make a lie up like that i'd reach for the stars and say a tenner''

lmao

[zebra55]

David Mitchell has lost a bit of weight since then, quite chubby here.

[mekissingyou]

David mitchell looks like a hamster :) and i've spelt mitchell wrong but can't be bothered to erase it. rofl.

[mekissingyou]

Oh my oh my. Happy now?

Go away you sad cunt.

[scoobyrc]

There is no need for a comma after "all". People like you are a waste of life....

[SomeGuyInWhite]

Wow, I bet you think your smart.

What the hell crawled up your arse?

[worriedaboutlife]

which wierd looking one?

[Raekwon941]

I think he means Frankie lol. Easy mistake

[elbowbaby]

hahaha jealous of jodie marsh?

I don't think they are somehow...

[RabbiLegg]

hahaha no-one is remotely jealous of jodie marsh and get some grammar and spelling lessons lad

[mat5hack]

idiots

[ScottishWowPlayer01]

@mat5hack

If you think were being idiotic then why not keep it to yourself?

[BRIGHTONSKUM]

are you jodie marsh by any chance? who else would stick up for that bimbo

[spunkternal]

people hate her because she's famous for being an annoying little slag. she deserves to be ridiculed, she seeks attention and fame all the time and has no talent.

[chris11689]

i just love the description of this video

simply : they hate her. it's hilarious

thats brilliant

[wolfclaw10]

i think andy parsons is a genius.

His jokes are hilarious, but he just has absoloutely no voice alternation.

He should maybe write scripts or somthing.

[Johnjamesl3]

eh but andy parsons aint on this video or am i 2 lazy 2 look at the rest of these comments

[GemBob123]

Could you please upload this whole episode :)

[Irishsoldier1916]

Frankie Boyle being a very funny man as usual. I dont really think Andy Parsons is suited for comedy really. i mean some of his stuff is gold! but his timing is just not that great and timing is a very big thing in comedy

[shenstone]

lmfao!....I hear she actually did answer the question.....it took her 3 attempts, and the question was.."what is your name".....but she did suceed eventually.

[DistantDreamer93]

I don't think they'd want a chance with her! =]

[oaktree291]

and you think you would?

[zamy786]

shut the fuck up.

[MrBass208]

Speaking of MTW and ethnic jokes, what would REALLY be priceless would be a panel of Frankie Boyle (Scot), Hugh Dennis (English), Ed Byrne (Irish), David Mitchell (English), Russell Howard (English), replace Andy with Rob Brydon (Welsh), and of course Dara O'Briain (Irish) hosting. You'd have every base covered and absolute hilarity throughout

[nasher901]

Dont get rid of andy parsons hes funny

[phytoalexa]

Why on Earth is your comment so negatively rated? I agree with you; Andy Parsons has his moments. He's no Ed Byrne or Marcus Brigstocke, but he's definitely not Russell Brand either.

[TheConciseStatement]

I'd actually love to see more of David Mitchell and Frankie Boyle together. It's an odd couple thing, as one's quintessentially English, and the other's quintessentially Scottish, and their both hilarious.