They have the money they have the power so if they want to they will make a windows that will send you to a mental home so shut the fak up,because if those 2 people didn't exist you wouldn't view these videos on youtube and you wouldn't listen and play something on your computer so get a life.
@ADELINKKK You're not quite right there. Microsoft only invented 10% of the stuff they sell/sold. All these ideas that made the pc what it is today came from others so if Microsoft wouldn't have brought a lot of companies down then we would've had more competition today and thus the technology would be far better. Microsoft didn't help humankind by any bit, period.
@SonicFan344 Then buy a video game console like all the other little kids. When you grow up and become an adult and have to use a real computer, you will be using a Mac.
Man...I just don't understand how they can do this kind of presentation.....see it on video......and think it's good enough to keep doing it. Balmer is the LAST person to be doing a keynote. Just sooooo bad and pathetic.
He has such an annoying voice for this sort of thing, Gates is bad, but he is a new level... Plus they are almost definitely actors who have been paid to do this.
"Honestly, Steve, Vista fucking sucks. I try to download porn without my wife and kids finding out and it always just freezes up my screen. Try explaining to your kids what a gloryhole is. With your wife in the room."
OMG, did you see that? After the father answered a question on what it's like to be a Vista family, he turns around to momentarily look at his wife with an uncomfortable expression on his face.
Hahaha, this shit is fucked! They invite a Vista family to talk about their Vista experience and have their children press a fuckin' button!!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is stupid. Steve Jobs introduces it way better, than just press a buttons, which probably is not a button, but a regualr screen. Microsoft is stupid.
Oh WOW, a burn to disc feature right in the photo gallery!!! Just makes me wanna go sell my Mac and get this Windows Vista...... with OSX all those features are just a given
great, btw you mac and linux users please stop it its not fun anymore, just let anyone take what he wants because what you are doing isnt nice and fun at all, shame on you thinking your cool or something with your funny comments, right in the richest man on earths his face who owns the half moon you dont dare to say.
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a microsoft user but micorsoft has to manipulate people to like microsoft. i myself dislike microsoft... you can tell that its scripted because BILL GATES keeps on staring at the script on the TV... PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A MAC!!!!!!
(how much money did microsoft pay for the family?)
The only "WOW" starting for me was at the beginning of this sentence: "WOW! That was an absolutely TERRIBLE product launch!" Stilted, forced crap. They could have AT LEAST had Bill's teleprompter facing him from stage-left! Pretty sad when compared to one of Steve Jobs' magic shows!
yeah, that was pretty freaky. I think bill has started to do a lot of coke. and lets get some things clear here, since I've been working in computer sales and marketing for years now. mac was at %2 about 3-4 years ago and since has risen to over %6. if you think a balance change isnt going to happen you might want to step out of your house once in a while. microsoft is losing its strangle hold.
A; you're wrong, B; even if it was less than 5, more than doubling your user base in a few years is still huge in that market, C; you actually read back a page in the comments and commented on a 3 month old post to do nothing more than whine that it might be off by a percent? what are you doing with your life?
I really don't remember how that was but as far as I remember (I am really sorry if I did a mistake) linux is 1%-2%. Maybe I understood something uncorectly.
People get a Mac honestly,all the stuff that Vista has Mac OS X had it since there first release. While Mac was using 3D,Unix,Quartz,OpenGL they had Windows 2000..and after 7 years Vista finally has it but they ddint make it quite well....
Steve: Hey kids why don't we play with Windows Vista *winks*
Kids: YAY! yes lets play with Windows Vista and watch TV on the Media Center *winks*
Steve: Oh yeah cause everyone loooovveesss Vista *winks*
Kids: yes we do cause is so pretty and cool and while your being amazed by the GUI, Vista continues to fuck up your computer in the background! *winks*
Sickening video, Ballmer gives me nightmares. That man is the definition of repulsive. No paid for Brady Bunch Family can turn me back to using Windows again. I like to have a operating system that works and I can rely on.
lol macs dont save you money you pay for programs $350 with pc's because evrey one has em you just burn them off ya friends with mac there is 2 reasons against that the are 3% of mac users and ppl who use macs have no friends.
Oh, to be the Windows Vista Family!
publicanimal 1 week ago
Imagine a blue screen... lol.
ubudog32 10 months ago
steve ballmer is way to loud
qwertyguy76 11 months ago
That's some pretty sick shit
Scarrus666 1 year ago
and there was bluescreen
dx3100 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Just there was the beggining of Windows 7 the most powerful OS in the world.
ADELINKKK 1 year ago
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ADELINKKK 1 year ago
If they only new that they were launching one of the worst operating systems ever.
lukewind30 1 year ago
They have the money they have the power so if they want to they will make a windows that will send you to a mental home so shut the fak up,because if those 2 people didn't exist you wouldn't view these videos on youtube and you wouldn't listen and play something on your computer so get a life.
ADELINKKK 1 year ago
@ADELINKKK You're not quite right there. Microsoft only invented 10% of the stuff they sell/sold. All these ideas that made the pc what it is today came from others so if Microsoft wouldn't have brought a lot of companies down then we would've had more competition today and thus the technology would be far better. Microsoft didn't help humankind by any bit, period.
Scarrus666 1 year ago
That "Wow" OS can't beat Linux!
Linux is the real Wow OS.
Better than Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Windows Vista and Windows 7 all together.
UltimatePisman 1 year ago
@UltimatePisman but Linux CANNOT PLAY GAMES (PlayOnLinux can't play Crysis)
SonicFan344 1 year ago
@SonicFan344 Really?
In what age do we live? 1994?
Do some research before being stupid.
UltimatePisman 1 year ago
@SonicFan344 Then buy a video game console like all the other little kids. When you grow up and become an adult and have to use a real computer, you will be using a Mac.
evesplittheatom 9 months ago
it's like they pushed the button on a nuke. I used windows for so long before using OSX, dear god what a better OS.
lukewind30 1 year ago
piece of crab windows
TheNitrohp 1 year ago
The experience sucks!!
candyee88 2 years ago
It would be so funny if after they pushed the button all the screens had BSOD
nathanrs10 2 years ago 4
that is what i am gonna comment!! hahaha...
candyee88 2 years ago
The typical endless nothing, continues.
quietthomas 2 years ago
lol and look at the husbands face at 0:27
T0tAlT0dDiNaTi0N 2 years ago 2
lol look at steve at :32
T0tAlT0dDiNaTi0N 2 years ago 2
Apple made the "Wow Factor". Now MS uses it as the "Wow Starts Now"? Seriously MS, think of your own ideas for once.
Hildron101010 2 years ago 2
Highest quality... yeah... how is that working out?
FAIL
Hildron101010 2 years ago
Poor poor family...
Erikmad88 2 years ago 2
Man...I just don't understand how they can do this kind of presentation.....see it on video......and think it's good enough to keep doing it. Balmer is the LAST person to be doing a keynote. Just sooooo bad and pathetic.
fatsvernon 2 years ago
He has such an annoying voice for this sort of thing, Gates is bad, but he is a new level... Plus they are almost definitely actors who have been paid to do this.
Geekmumblings 2 years ago
Steve ballmer is just patetic
mrkd 2 years ago 4
A free copy of Vista? That's insulting.
CptBingo 3 years ago
vista is like a prenup to 7
Login12349 3 years ago
i think they should have made a phisical button
yujinwu 3 years ago
What on earth is the "Wow starts now" button? Is it the Start button?
Splatzone 3 years ago
the wow starts now? I thought it started in 2001, with OS X...
Vyggy 3 years ago 5
i thought it started in 1995. Isn't it?
facebook32 3 years ago 5
Wow as in wow vista is terrible
vidcosuave 3 years ago
the 'wow starts now' button...? i don't think so.
by the way, ballmer looks like a bit of a retard in this vid.
alexc3895 3 years ago 4
Only a BIT? That' Steve. Steve Ballmer for crying out loud!
drwtbr 3 years ago
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dalbolega 3 years ago
Ballmer is such an idiot... he really hurts the companys reputation lol
nebrown23 3 years ago 2
can be a lil more fake....
surfdudezuri 3 years ago
that would suck to be a vista family
xxtedstrykerxx 3 years ago 13
@xxtedstrykerxx Seriously. Ubuntu FTW!
ubudog32 10 months ago
Steve Ballmer is a stupid clown.
Irockman1 3 years ago 2
The highest quality of Windows (as Gates said) became one of the lowest quality.
nanomusic 3 years ago
i hate steve ballmer -.-
bixxius 3 years ago
Poop
AbartsWorld 3 years ago
Wow...that guy was wayyyyy too enthusiastic!! CHEEZY! :)
aubs1413 3 years ago
"Honestly, Steve, Vista fucking sucks. I try to download porn without my wife and kids finding out and it always just freezes up my screen. Try explaining to your kids what a gloryhole is. With your wife in the room."
aquasloth 3 years ago 4
*collapse ROFLMAOing* Spanktacular, windows freezing up with a gloryhole pic!
Coraxuss 3 years ago
ahahahahah
bixxius 3 years ago
HAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahahahahaHAHahhahahahahhahaha
dance2noise002 3 years ago
Bwahahahahhhahhahahahahah Steve....no jobs but that other guy!!!
hardtomakeusername 3 years ago
OMG, did you see that? After the father answered a question on what it's like to be a Vista family, he turns around to momentarily look at his wife with an uncomfortable expression on his face.
Coraxuss 3 years ago 2
LOL
dance2noise002 3 years ago
omg, ridiculous..... OMG this is soooo cheesy
MogglasTV 3 years ago
you can't polish a turd.
hooweelewis 3 years ago 2
Hahaha, this shit is fucked! They invite a Vista family to talk about their Vista experience and have their children press a fuckin' button!!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vahnx1337 3 years ago
Steve Balmer is a moron.
jesusfreakrkg 3 years ago
Wow how fake is this, Bill Gates was reading off a fucking teleprompter
JD1985 3 years ago
Holy shit... That one guy was WAY to enthusiastic....
MyLegalDose 3 years ago 2
the kid was WTF i just wana play my Wii XD
mrkd 4 years ago 5
This is stupid. Steve Jobs introduces it way better, than just press a buttons, which probably is not a button, but a regualr screen. Microsoft is stupid.
nanomusic 4 years ago 3
Steve Jobs made hundread times batter launchs then Microsoft. Without silly "WOW" button !
motorade 4 years ago 3
that is soo lame. push the WOW starts now button!!....wtf
and steve ballmer is such an idiot
transvirus 4 years ago
ahahahha
vahnx1337 3 years ago
"The Wow Starts Now Button", how unoriginal can you get?
Raiju32 4 years ago
That was incredible tacky and distasteful.
Even Bill Gates wanted to vomit.
RickyTomatoes 4 years ago
Bill Gates always wants to vomit.
I almost bet my life that the BSOD would pop up.
reticulation 4 years ago
The kids looked absolutley terryfied of Steve
WARP10CK 4 years ago 3
THIS IS DISGUSTING
WHAT THE HELL!
I HATE MICROSOFT!
hahhaha that was..honestly pretty sad..hahaha
omg...they truly have no taste...
i love my iMac..it's so cute!
TheCorpseBride27 4 years ago
that made me want to vomit
woodchucker23 4 years ago 3
Oh WOW, a burn to disc feature right in the photo gallery!!! Just makes me wanna go sell my Mac and get this Windows Vista...... with OSX all those features are just a given
nathng 4 years ago 4
its not good to sell your mac because you just install Boot
Camp on ur mac and lets u run Vista
Carloz790 4 years ago
he was being sarcastic, i presume.
ToxicMonkeyPiss 4 years ago 2
I wounder how much money they got for that? O my god they got an free windows vista ultimate package!!!!!!! PARTY with ballmer!!!
Luddes 4 years ago 2
rofl, watch out for the flying chairs!
RickyTomatoes 4 years ago
great, btw you mac and linux users please stop it its not fun anymore, just let anyone take what he wants because what you are doing isnt nice and fun at all, shame on you thinking your cool or something with your funny comments, right in the richest man on earths his face who owns the half moon you dont dare to say.
hein345 4 years ago
oh please!!
what is this sh**"!#t???
this new version of windows is not functional (neither other ones), I'm feeling sick watching this fake!!! "The amerikan happy family!"
God bless Europe
norduk 4 years ago 4
YUP this is super fake but I really like Vista :P
Adileader 3 years ago 2
ROFL!
dance2noise002 3 years ago 2
sumthing tells me that there a lot of sexual harrassments suit thrown at Ballmer over in Redmond
SuCKeRPunCH187 4 years ago
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a microsoft user but micorsoft has to manipulate people to like microsoft. i myself dislike microsoft... you can tell that its scripted because BILL GATES keeps on staring at the script on the TV... PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A MAC!!!!!!
(how much money did microsoft pay for the family?)
truflip714 4 years ago
this is so shameful and so low and so artificial and so unbeliavble primitive and stupid. whats wrong with you north-american people?
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European and Linux User 100%,
marxkar 4 years ago 2
Get a Mac and leave the steaming pile of shit that is Windows Vista behind.
Skwisgaar999 4 years ago
lol this is a disgrace
HasratUsa 4 years ago 2
THE WAAAW STARTS NAAAW!!!
Kragnerac 4 years ago
steve ballmer is such an immature retard. how can one speak like this.try to be funny huh?loser.
go to hell all of you. Get a Mac!!
zeitgeist7 4 years ago
GET A MAC!!!!!
nathng 4 years ago 5
LOL! Well, I gues that just proves that even Bill Gates thinks Vista is a really big joke!!
yogibear2k2 4 years ago
That was... awkward.
moonrakerdrax 4 years ago
The only "WOW" starting for me was at the beginning of this sentence: "WOW! That was an absolutely TERRIBLE product launch!" Stilted, forced crap. They could have AT LEAST had Bill's teleprompter facing him from stage-left! Pretty sad when compared to one of Steve Jobs' magic shows!
Macaholic 4 years ago
awesome
JacobX2007 5 years ago
yeah, that was pretty freaky. I think bill has started to do a lot of coke. and lets get some things clear here, since I've been working in computer sales and marketing for years now. mac was at %2 about 3-4 years ago and since has risen to over %6. if you think a balance change isnt going to happen you might want to step out of your house once in a while. microsoft is losing its strangle hold.
goodguyjames 5 years ago
over 6% my ass, it's still under 5%
Paddy260991 4 years ago
A; you're wrong, B; even if it was less than 5, more than doubling your user base in a few years is still huge in that market, C; you actually read back a page in the comments and commented on a 3 month old post to do nothing more than whine that it might be off by a percent? what are you doing with your life?
goodguyjames 4 years ago
It's the summer holidays, I have loads of time :P... I couldn't go out yesterday coz someone was coming upto my house.
Paddy260991 4 years ago
Microsoft fucking scares me. "A Windows Vista Family"? WTF?
Skwisgaar999 5 years ago
I totally say the same: What the fucking mother of god is this piece of SHIT!!
antimiso 4 years ago
ILL BE LOL IF THEY HAVE PROBLEMS XD
tempipas 5 years ago
Stop saying that 90% is Windows and 10% the rest. Now Win is 80%, Linux 10%, Mac 5%, 5% others. Windows is going to lose.... ahahahahha
Mat5913 5 years ago
I really don't remember how that was but as far as I remember (I am really sorry if I did a mistake) linux is 1%-2%. Maybe I understood something uncorectly.
Adileader 3 years ago
People get a Mac honestly,all the stuff that Vista has Mac OS X had it since there first release. While Mac was using 3D,Unix,Quartz,OpenGL they had Windows 2000..and after 7 years Vista finally has it but they ddint make it quite well....
dero32 5 years ago
Steve: Hey kids why don't we play with Windows Vista *winks*
Kids: YAY! yes lets play with Windows Vista and watch TV on the Media Center *winks*
Steve: Oh yeah cause everyone loooovveesss Vista *winks*
Kids: yes we do cause is so pretty and cool and while your being amazed by the GUI, Vista continues to fuck up your computer in the background! *winks*
Steve:what?
End
dero32 5 years ago
Parents: We love the parental controls
Kids: Damn you Bill, now i cant watch my porn. Fucking DRM and parental controls!
Hahaha. I love windows. Fuck mac. just had to throw that out there
saumaun92 5 years ago
The only way to make this "ad-lib" sceneMORE AWKARD would be to add mud wrestling and Carrott Top.
Chadeyes 5 years ago
Is this a joke? lol.. how cheezy
KimHjalmarsson 5 years ago
Sickening video, Ballmer gives me nightmares. That man is the definition of repulsive. No paid for Brady Bunch Family can turn me back to using Windows again. I like to have a operating system that works and I can rely on.
sparced 5 years ago
Ballmer is a jerk.
alkaydash 5 years ago
That family must have had a Mac for there main machine at home...
Piratemonkey 5 years ago
Windows Vista Rules!
XedGeneral 5 years ago
BALLMER: "So kids, what do you like best about Windows Vista(tm)"
KIDS: "We love the way our Thomas the Tank Engine DVD doesn't work properly because of the DRM"
moondog999 5 years ago
Mac OS X= Mercedez Benz
Window$ Vista= Toyota
Not every one can appreciate ELEGANCE.
sputnik1965 5 years ago
I Have to find one Windows Vista Home Premium Copy!!
Tomas953 5 years ago
get a mac, save your money
sdubois92 5 years ago
lol macs dont save you money you pay for programs $350 with pc's because evrey one has em you just burn them off ya friends with mac there is 2 reasons against that the are 3% of mac users and ppl who use macs have no friends.
davoplace 5 years ago
I do think that Ballmer, seems mentally retarded. or drunk.. i dont know. but ya i vista looks like the OS
CTVProductions 5 years ago
This Ballmer guy is such a looser/clown/moron/retard that I do think it will crumble M$ once and for all. Big fiesta for a bad copycat OS.
sputnik1965 5 years ago
I do think that Ballmer, seems mentally retarded. or drunk.. i dont know. but ya i vista looks like the OS
CTVProductions 5 years ago
VISTA RELEADE! WOOT!
CTVProductions 5 years ago