McDonald's Ebonics Commercial

[finisher3x]

what year is it now? Please update your slang white people.

[finisher3x]

@dwieselmcallister and what year is it??

[docrw]

I saw this commercial in Compton.

[tinoman2]

lmfao



[finisher3x]

White people are always 10 years behind "Black slang". That's what irritates me the most about this video. At least use up to date Ebonics. Not Ebonics from 1994.

[dwieselmcallister]

@finisher3x I believe this is a clip from the 1990s, actually.

[TheBadgerturtle]

@finisher3x either way ebonics sounds retarded

[mrsmelzbad]

@finisher3x niggers are 500 years behind humans no other race still builds "dwellings" with animal dung & sticks,... muskrats & beavers are more evolved. Not even wild animals drink & shit in the same water like gutter monkeys still do in Aperifca

[Abonanno24601]

can't stop laughing

[profitofdoom88]

sizzil fizzil fo chizzil my nizzil

[TexasPuertoRock]

Funny Shit.

[shabeki]

Is this from "In Living Color?"

[Triviaguy99]

Stupid niggers

[NoHomoLakeem2]

This viddy a lie, i went tah Mickey D's & axed fo da McMudafukka & dey juss looked at mah & said get the fukk out !

[stopglobalswarming]

McReeeeibbb is back, nigga!

[MICROTRIAC]

imagunnahavealikeit!

[jmc211266]

bonqueesha's weave be hangin in the food

[jmc211266]

niggas be luvin dem some mickey deez

[smrtim15]

niggers like a cheap big meal

[DrummerXx311xX]

MacDonalds: We love's it when you be smilin' XD

[daveandmeatwad]

hahahahahahahahaaaaaahaaaaaa

[jennel802009]

This was funny as heck!!!

[pws420]

@Koolazzmike Chill out. you dont like it, dont watch it.

[hakkai853]

@Koolazzmike Shut the fuck up you bitch ass nigga!

[Koolazzmike]

@hakkai853 Why don't you make me and grow the hell up! Unlike you, I don't find humor in every freaking thing!

[chemicallingo]

@Koolazzmike koolazzmike more like koolaid mike

or citypunch mike

[jmc211266]

@Koolazzmike you need to be removed

[BreakFerFun]

@Koolazzmike You must not work or live around any niggers you liberal fuck. I am willing to bet that you live in a white suburban neighborhood (nigger-free). correct fuck stick? So, you dont work with them everyday? And you sure as fuck dont live around them(who the fuck would?) so take your liberal local news BS somewhere else. If you had to interact with them everyday you would be embarrassed by your stupid fuckin comment to the uploader. So, go fuck yourself Niggerlovinmike

[NarutoConker]

@Koolazzmike Lemme guess your black? Tell your community to stop talking like this and we wont have the means to make fun of them ;D

[joshski85]

@Koolazzmike You remind me of those people who will watch a tv show or a comerical they don't like an take the time to ring up and complain when all you gotta do is change the channel. And stereotypes come from truthes

[cbfeeling]

@Koolazzmike Yeah........idn't great? lol

[stopglobalswarming]

@Koolazzmike If that is the worst thing you've ever seen on Youtube..... rotfl hahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahah­hahhahhaha.

[jampact132]

@Koolazzmike I use to be racist like you then I took a black pussy to the dick

[GreatgodLucifer4]

@jampact132 thats terrible

[jampact132]

@GreatgodLucifer4 I use to be a devil worshiper like you then I took a bible to the heart

[GreatgodLucifer4]

@jampact132 i took a bible to the heart than killed jesus hail Satan the god fuck weezy AMEN

[jampact132]

@GreatgodLucifer4 I use to be an crazy like you, then I took your mom to the bedroom

[1978atcarroll]

@jampact132 now you got da AIDS.

[spankthemonkee112]

@Koolazzmike Why, it doesn't mention anything about race. Who is is degrading towards?

[thearbiter221]

it was racist stereotypical and wrong and i laughed my @-- off

[bakerskater23]

hahah We loves it when you be smilin

[lcozzarelli]

blatant rip-off of the Delta Ebonics commercial...

[tvguyofnature]

@port139ismine why is that not the highest rated comment



[port139ismine]

niggers



[zunk11]

I don't mind a ebonics McDonald's, but I don't like goin up in there and see LaTrieshsa scooping up tha fries and got her pomade shiny gerry-curl hair all hangin over my food. That just ignunt!

[bryrun]

not funny

[cokebub3]

@bryrun Yo fuck you. this is hilarious 

[kushedup313]

Funny

[spurrzz]

Are you kidding thats for all the stupid white kids AKA "wiggers",the darkies are getting collage educations and trying to speak like civilized folk.

[DJDreDayy]

Niggas would go OH SHIIT NIGGA BRO DAWG LETS Go eat Mc'D's Bitch LoL

[4Partagas]

@TheCracker1971. not hating; I just didn't find it funny. I hear ebonic all the time. I agree ebonic is fucked up and at times funny. One

[OHLeeRedux]

They actually air this commercial in Compton. Why not? It is quite appropriate for its target audience.

[721rem]

@OHLeeRedux you just lucky this commercial is so damn funny or i'd beat your ass. but i dont know where you live. lucky again.

[OHLeeRedux]

@721rem Beat my ass? L-L! Just like last time, when I humiliated you in front of your crackwhore girlfriend, eh? Now get to back to doing my laundry and cleaning my toilet before I have to make you lick your mother's feces off my penis again.

[721rem]

@OHLeeRedux again, im not a man, im a woman. oooo, a "mama joke", im sooooo offended! boo hoo hoo. its your white mama who can use a real penis in her ass by a black man. other wise it's like throwing a tic-tac down a hallway having a teesy weensy white dong in her ass.

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem My goodness baby, this is not sounding like a college-educated lady? I mean if you are studying to be a counselor is it a Black Panther counselor course or something? Education is supposed to bring you above all of this, right?  I myself have a couple of degrees and am performing all these post here and on other pages as part of research (which sadly is going just as I expected), you my dear are starting to loose credibility. I am sure you are a sexy big butt momma though.

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 you JUST contradicted yourself fool! you're on here argueing just as much as i am. i only use my intelligence when i need too. otherwise talking to the likes of you, i can let my hair down for the fun of it. if your research for what ever can only be achieved through a stupid youtube argument i feel for ya after all.

hmmm, your turn.

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Lets just have sex and get the tension out of the way. Then we can get back to exacerbating our brains in futile banter.

Keeping it hard

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 SURE, OK, LETS FUCK................OOOO, AHHHH, OH BABY, fuck this pussy, fuck it, HARDER! HARDER!, mmmmm, yessss yeesssss yessss, you're the king, you're so big daddy!

NOW GET THE HELL OFF ME I GOTTA CHARLIE HORSE!

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Whew baby, If I still smoked now would be the time. I guess now we need to go head and start exchanging photos and of course I will need to meet your parents. Well, go make me a sandwich grab a beer and bring back the remote. We will do this again in a couple of hours, Cracker needs to rest up honey child.

Your love

TheCracker

PS. dont think I did not get a little chubby with this one sweet cheeks. ; )

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 you'd like me to go and fetch you your kibble wouldn't ya, i guess it would just kill you to know i possess a CDL-B for motor coach driving over the highways. of course it's doing me no good since i lost the car that got me to work, thank God your taxes keep my rent paid through section 8. now go buy me a car ya anglo-saxon thin lip pointy nosse tiny dick flat butt no muscle having stringy haired white boy !!!!!

now come give mama a hug!

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Dang sweet cheeks of course I will give you a hug, we all know you want a little saltine in your soup. I still have not received you pictures yet, please hurry I am waiting to masturbate.

Your love

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 dont forget the tweezers so you can get a good grasp on that tiny thing and jerk away. try not to hit yourself in the eye. might wanna wear glasses!

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Oh sweet cheeks, all this dirty talk helped so much. Now please put down the crack pipe and lets get back into your problems. I think we left off with you having a want to send me naked pitures of yourself.. Get busy woman!

Luv youz hooker

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 you couldnt handle any pictures of this beautiful black body ya white pale cheese and cracker mofo! i hear your dick is so small you dont need a whole hand for it, just your index finger and thumb,

hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

hardy har har!

on your mark

get set

GO............................­....!

[MrRockjock13]

@721rem is that english, I could hook you up with a website to teach you how to speak/type english man. Nice your trying.

Retard.

LOL.

[OHLeeRedux]

@721rem So you're a carpet muncher, eh? A clam digger. Don't be ashamed of being a perverted homo, though. You can still lick your mama's doo-doo off my pecker after I have my way with her skanky ass. And you still need to get to work on my laundry and toilets if you want to earn that crack money.

[721rem]

@OHLeeRedux what in the hell are you talking about. im not a man i am a woman and i am not a lesbian. im single and thank God i am. from what i see i aint missing much at all.

[OHLeeRedux]

@721rem I apologize for mistaking your gender. So you sell your ass for crack instead of selling crack, eh? Well, you'd better get off the computer and get back to work before your pimp has to give you a beat down. Happy ho-ing! L-L!

[721rem]

@OHLeeRedux if i was whoring at least i'd be working for my money and getting paid unlike your mama who's been on welfare so long they printed her face on the food stamps! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOW YOU!

[OHLeeRedux]

@721rem Is that one of the jokes you niggers tell while you're standing outside the liquor store sipping MD 50/50 and begging for change? The group I belong to has a solution for that problem. It involves rounding up you folks and making use of the special chemicals and airtight chambers we've put together. We're going to put our plan into effect in the not too distant future. And our solution will be final.

[721rem]

@OHLeeRedux ok, thanks for the memo!

[721rem]

@OHLeeRedux ok, thanks for the memo! dont 4get chicken, us spooks sure love chicken!

[OHLeeRedux]

@721rem Well, I loves me some chicken as well, and I am not averse to sharing with ya'll -- as long as we don't have to use the same eating utensiles.

[4Partagas]

Not funny at all... and whomever doing the voice over sounds like a McDummy and a McAsshole with the Big Mutherfucker up his ass.

[playaninja1]

@4Partagas Sound like you be da one wit da Big Motherfucker up yo ass dog.. xD

[721rem]

@4Partagas hate to take sides with these fucks but we blacks DO talk pretty fucked up like this. i hear it all the time and sorry but this commercial WAS funny as hell. at least we can laugh at each other instead of killing each other. if us blacks dont like it we need to stop making it easy for the whites and stop giving them hints. but nowdays everyone is made fun of so deal with it.

[TheCracker1971]

@4Partagas tisk tisk hater

[DaarthPingas]

"OH STEWARDESS, I SPEAK JIVE!"

[721rem]

I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE THE JOKE ABOUT CRACK, YET IT'S ALL OF A SUDDEN NOT A FUNNY THING NOW THAT IT'S REACHED THE WHITE WORLD. WHEN IT WAS IN THE HOOD, NOBODY GIVES A DAMN AND ALL THE JOKES COME, NOW THAT ITS IN "MARY HAPPY HA HA LAND OF THE SUBURBAN WHITES, NO COMMERCIAL IS MADE AND NO CRACK JOKES,......hmmmmmmm

[playaninja1]

@721rem ...The fuck are you talkin about? I make crack jokes pretty much every day. Don't know where you're getting your info from

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem True dat nigga true dat, flip flap a jibbity jap when crack was only black all was good in Jamals hood until the cracker had a taste of dat.

Really though people, lets get crack back into the black neighborhoods so they can go back to killing each other.

Remember honkey, "If its crack its only for blacks." True dat nigga true dat

Keeping it real

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 keep joking about it all. thats why we have a black prez now and all you white folk are now experiencing foreclosures while YOUR TAXES SUPPORT MY SECTION 8 that pays more than half my rent. you guys are now on food stamps! loosing jobs and homes and pensions and now doing crack in suburban america. hahahahahahahaha.

you are now the ones panicing and commiting suicide. we blacks already know what to do and how to live and make a dollar stretch. what goes around comesback

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Negroid please, just cuz you be knowin how to be in to robbin peoples do nots be in makin youz be wif da smarts nigga. I hope I said that in a way you can understand my brother, but trust me we Crackers are doing just fine. Black prez huh? ok you keep on thinking you got it all figured out Tyrone and maybez we funna let you think you wif da winning team holmes.

Keeping it real

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 first off im not a man, im a woman,k? secondly you cant even use ebonics correctly. i'm in college for social work. which means i will be seeing YOU and YOUR KIND soon after you whites loose the rest of your incomes and become scared and depressed and need to talk to me about why you wake up the next day or not. keep joking. God has brought down alot of your kind in the past ten years and still wall street is falling while i sit back and enjoy school and low ass rent!

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Hoe pleases!! Who gives a flying flapjack that you are partaking in the affirmative action. You will get out and be just another nigger with a degree that uses it for evil nigger work. Ha you like that, "Evil nigger work", I should write the next Austin powers. Anyhow I got off track, look since you are a Hoe and not a Negroid male if you wash yourself up and submit to drug tests I might let you clean my house.. No scratch that, my tool shed.

Love ya bitch

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 wow. R we upset that we have tiny penises so we have try and talk big? lorraina Bobbit chopped off her WHITE husband's dick and threw it out the car window. had her man been a black male, the police would have to shut down the whole interstate after being blocked by a black penis, instead since it belonged to her white husband,you know, a white male such as yourself, a bird came along, picked it up with his beak and flew off with it!

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 as for affirmative action goes, you can thank your racist ancestors for that. since at one time in this CUNTry we were targeted for BEING BLACK and killed, we are now targeted job positions BECAUSE WE"RE BLACK. duh!

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 i love how blacks are made fun of and joked about YET white people are constantly trying to tan and catch cancer because of it. we have black skin because are ancestors came from africa. a continent that has severe sunlight and heat so God gave us "pigmantation" to protect us from the constant burning sun. that's why whites get sick when tanning and sunning too long and why victims of vitiligo are allergic to the sun.

no need to thank me, ur welcome dummies! your turn

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Um wow, way to throw around your edumacation. You know how to get blacks to stop jumping on the bed??? Put velcro on the ceiling!! du da dum ta.. Hooker if that is all you have I guess I will let you get back to your crack.

you gotta admit, im a funny cracker..

Keeping it real

TheCracker.

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 that joke is old and very corny, try again. goin to see paranormal activity so i can watch how you white ppl love ghosts. you guys will live with ghosts and demons but boy let a black family move in and you all got a petition going around,

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Your damn right as ghost are not real and you black folk going in and ruining neighborhoods is real. As the classic Fred Sanford used to say, "You big dummy."

Anyhow it seems to me you have issues with "The Man", was your daddy white? Even though you are in college only for your skin color, I'm guessing someone in your chain had to be white because you are not a football or basketball player.

I bet your kinda sexy too, all light skin and all.

Keeping it real

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 yeah you wish you could have some of this black pudding!

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem mmmmm pudding. Now Im gonna be up all night thinking how I have made you just a little moist. Until tomorrow.

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 DONT FLATTER YOURSELF TINY TIM!

[TheCracker1971]

@721rem Oh cum on now, you know you got a little white in you and if you dont you know you want a little white in you!! H ha ha ha ha TheCracker cracks himself up. You have been flirting with me for days, dont be a tease just give in to your wants..

Keeping it real

TheCracker

[721rem]

@TheCracker1971 you've been chatting away at me also for days. like i said, you wish you could marinate your penis in my black vagina and explode! that's why God gave you hands, WORK WITH EM!

[SakiWatari]

@721rem Try again, oh Wise One. It's spelled "pigmentation".

[721rem]

@SakiWatari HEY!

i never said i was perfect. all im saying is that my words should be written in stone and taught to your children.

[freestylepurple]

-___-

[beccafatty]

how do you incorrectly use slang? It's incorrect in the first place. Don't be proud of ignorance.

[eagleeye1993]

hey who gives a shit its slang no matter if its wrong your not technically its all wrong in the first place its illiterate incorrect so know what your talking about before you speak

[jtrouptv]

Clearly a white person wrote this commercial. Slang used all wrong and shit.



[PumpingSmashkins]

@jtrouptv no shit, Captain Obvious.

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

McDonald presents, 'the big motherfucker'!

I died.

[CrazyNative4]

funny

[ebeledi]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jackcreambun]

day done tried ta steal KFC's customers! WUT

[rocknrollporn]

i knew it! McDonalds does pander to the black community.

[idiotprancer]

this the same guy that did ghetto delta?

[trollworth]

Lol I done seen dis on da BET showz

[Agomongo1235]

wats the classical piece? it sounds liek mozart

[connorross123]

@Agomongo1235 I think the music might be from one of his flute concertos. I'm not completely sure though.

[29Essan]

do the white version

[brad02180]

Its Racist, its not Ebonics.

[Huzzawful]

@brad02180 and obviously you is one white ass honkey muthafucka

[SouldieRR]

@brad02180 No its not.... anybody that takes offense to this is crazy!!!! I'm black and I find it funny as hell!!!! Why, because I was brought up around dialects like this. I chose not to use it and use correct pronunciation and annunciation instead. Dont get me wrong, I let some slip out sometimes, esp. when I am really excited about something or just to add humor to the conversation. But ultilmately, people have a choice...they shouldnt be ashamed or shunned about the way they talk.

[721rem]

@brad02180 it is ebonics, im black and niggas need to stop talkin like they do if they dont wanna be made fun of. lighten up. we make it easy for the whites to snap on us. geez!

[HerecomestheCalavera]

Thumbs up if you came here from the Airplane AutoTune

[CrazyNative4]

funny ya'll !

[Cap285]

Can't .... comment...laughing...

[1966Daywalker]

Thisis funny as hell!

[smartdon007]

the food is as unhealthy as this nigga's accent !

[cousinsfromhell]

I was drinking water when I was watching this, now my couch is soaked!

[Polishbojo]

@cousinsfromhell

I also cam on my couch when watching this. So hawt.

[yoshabel199]

funny!:)

[p4w2s0]

you guys need to chill out. its not even racist, its meant to be funny. If you dont like it then why would you watch the video in the first place? dumbass

[Pillowpants8495]

Two hits of crack omg

[zambie54]

Racism at its best!

[TeflonTron]

5 people obviously prefer fried chicken.

[Psihedelicul]

@TeflonTron And watermelons.

[Mercury418]

This is racist crap. It doesn't belong in a diverse America.

[Soldieroffortune1971]

@Mercury418 Shit ya nigga like thez mc bitchez be totally ass bitchin aight nigga dawg? Dude calm the hell down. I thought it was funny and I'm black. it wasn't offensive its a joke. so chill alright?

[onejeremytogo]

@Mercury418 Neither does ebonics. 

[Bendyournoodle]

@Mercury418

Go back about 10-15 years to 1990's America. This is probably when this commercial was created, and I know you'd never see this in America today. But, back then people could laugh at themselves in this nation.

lol!

[shmuli9]

@Bendyournoodle This IS hilarious... And to overly politically correct people "laughing is no laughing matter"...

[skipper2lake]

Profanity does not equal ebonics.

[hardcorecaddy02]

I dislike the dislikers, like if you like, dislikers can suck it cuz your ethnicly challanged.

[Gbemus666]

"At McDonald's we loves it when you be smilin'!"

[wizardx18]

I WANT DA VID WIF ALL DA DRAWINS!!!

[Crazyboy12346]

this is really funny

[Nickchickin42]

this is the best video that ive ever seen in my world