Erotic Fanfic #1 - Harry Potter

[cloudsotherchild]

Those. . . eyebrows. . . the compel me to watch their movementsss

[cuterocker98]

wtf

[msamari360]

oh this isnt creepy at all........

[ShadyMurphleton]

Marry me?

[yowee1234]

This is comdedy gold. I'm favoriting it!

[chowderandspoon]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[NeoKenshi]

How did you do that with a straight-face?

[mcnuggets1992]

This is so wrong...yet you reading it makes it funny as hell!

[sunnygirly2k4]

LMAO :D My face is hurting from smiling so much. It's so silly and innapropriate!

[johnboyx360]

Holy fuck the ending was EPIC!!!

[OtakuQ4aMi]

Harry Potter... now Condom Free!!!

[physicstinmypants]

Almost as good as the modern day Shakespeare I came across dealing with Snape, Tonks, and the Giant Squid. Simply remarkable! lol.

[Parsons607]

hahaha.Lol at your straight face,i'd be laughing so much i would've peed my pants!

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

"a pedolicious girl", I thought that was bad, but "Hagrid stuck his huge cock into Hermione until she bled to death" that took the cake. God, what makes it creepy is imagining that some seemingly everyday person wrote it.

[SoylentGreeeen]

Well, this fic wasn't serious, was it? First it lured you then it raped you like Hagrid and his giant cock.

Apropos Hagrid. I once read a fabulous piece of literature that dealt with the lustful desires of Hagrid and Snape. I'd be pleased to see you reading it.

[Clarestovold]

I heard there was one with Dobby and Hagrid XDDDDDD Beat that, lmao XD

[IchabodNarf]

It's not Harry Potter, but I think Bill the Pony/Treebeard from LotR beats Dobby/Hagrid.

So there. =p

[Clarestovold]

LOL, you win XD How can someone write a pairing like THAT?! Lol!!!

[IchabodNarf]

I don't know, but LJ is a hoard of ick. That's not the worst of it, either.

Try original 'erotic fiction' some time.

Better yet, go onto weepingcock on LJ. It is a treasure-trove of utter, utter DO NOT WANT.

[nailsarecruel]

LOL WUT

[Alexandritee]

... This makes me slightly ashamed to be British D:

It's amazing that you did this with a straight face: without laughing, or throwing up.

[DrChristianShepard]

i laughed so hard i peed alittle

[ametomoe]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Mornedhel77]

Go forth to deleterius good sir Knight!

hehe, I bet a randy 13 year old wrote that.

[Kristaynuh]

I love you.

[idontgetit816]

haha wtf!?

[walls06]

oh my good god.lol. i cant believe people actually think of this stuff!

[dawsoninja]

GENIUS!

[dashaX3]

3.25 - 3.27

XD

[e33laf]

You faux serious reading was spot on hilarious but wow, whoever wrote this fic is seriously messed up! The sad thing is that this is far from being the most twisted HP fic out there.

[xAllisOnex]

Why did Hagrid come all of a sudden?

oO

[KKkutie13]

HAHA! :)

[whitneyjp]

HAHAHAHA oh my gosh. You're reading was hilarious. That was the worst fanfic I've ever seen. Who would write that? haha

[peripari]

G R O S S

[warfdamorph]

I'm so happy to see this on youtube, I wrote this

[RaeGhost]

Omg! That was so funny xD

[redheadtechie]

You are awesome and very brave to read some of the worst fanfiction on the web!

[darkwillow76]

I wish I could write something like that... just to hear you reading it! :D

[samhainlives]

Hahahahahahaahahahaaha

[PetrolLover]

ROFLMFAO

taht was hilarious

do people really write that??

thats creepy especially if their kids...

[dqcheese]

lmao rock hard british...lmaooo i cant stop laughing..thanks for that

[Creamsie]

LMAO!! The end was so fucked up!

[Shintaka9009]

"Hmmmmm?"

xD

[jenzy001]

( brinish cock )AHHAHAH!!!

[lycanthrope92]

omg dude your eyebrows rule x)x)

you're so funny x)XD

[ScorpionHUT]

My god, who writes this stuff?

Ha ha. Nice reading, though. The accent and music makes it hilarious.

[xsoletsbang]

lmfao.

[thefictionxwelive]

lmfao

I especially enjoyed the part about Hagrid.

[larryslove]

he said pussy and i almost died laughing

[deeeeka]

I laughed so hard at thew end! omfg!

[aggravatedAmy]

WTF was that shit?! OMG! Did someone besides you really write that? If so that person should be banned from ever writing again!

My god..

You were funny though, keep it up..but maybe without the pitiful HP fan fiction..

:D

[pinkchick180]

Eck. But your reading is entertaining for it. I giggled the whole time more or less.

[contrast000]

Dude Get A Fu*king Life!!! What The FuK Is This Shit!???!? You Need To Get A Girl Your Self idiot,and find out what a clit is for real dumb ass!!

[southparkyes]

i would date him....

XD

[lycanthrope92]

yay! me too lol

[koalaluvr27]

wow, lol.

[lycanthrope92]

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[lingonbarn]

ooooooook..... thats kinda disturbing

[nenormalno]

this is cool but when hagrid coom is suck

[GurlCat123]

i just might be sick..

[feltonchick6690]

hagrid killed the moment lol

[daves128]

lmfao {>.<}!!!

[fekoff]

i got bored

[ilovespaceace]

OMG this is soooo wrong!

[CoolAlicia]

check out my videos. if you think that he is funny you've got to check out my videos.. just click above..

[robotzorro]

LOL

"Rock hard British cock"

[SevSaraSnape]

How about you pick a good fanfic and read that next. There are many more, much better than that.  I understand you're trying to make fun of them, but it's not funny. Reading who it's by? Honestly, that's a low blow.

[brunetthottie153]

nasty nasty nasty nasty

[brunetthottie153]

you nasty sicko... get this stuff off heree..!!!

[JharMarAye]

LMFAO! OMG

[Zarule2]

Wdf is wrong with you

[RaininMoney]

what the..........lol i read lemons be4 but this story is jus messed up =.=

[stanka875223]

OMG, Jacob, you should have your own TV show...:DDDD

[frkjensen7400]

Weird.... Scary.... Sick!

[hatakeumino]

...roflmao....okay, The person who wrote this needs to um....idk...do a little better with their writing? I couldnt stop laughing.

[CoolAlicia]

Yuck!

[CoolAlicia]

Man! That is nasty!  Sicko! Don't watck this!

[alwaysjated]

Seriously, dude, how many takes did it take to keep a straight face with that?

[GurlCat123]

yeah!

i would of probably of laughed at the second word maybe?

lol

[potterfreak0515]

LOL!

[highschoolsterotypes]

Haha... That's really disgusting. Gosh. This makes me wonder what some Harry Potter fans think about on a daily basis. Hm. Anyways...

[kickmeimdrunk]

best part everrrrrrrr

HMMM? and the face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

yeah, so I loved that.

haha

[Lynn15]

Oh my god,lol!

[AlwaysWatching]

When I first read the summary I read fake chickens instead of fake children and was needless to say very confused... Brilliant, BTW.

[TinyWrists]

hahaha this is funny but at the same time those fanfics fucking piss me off. Why besmirch the great literary art of J.K. Rowling? Imbeciles . . .

[BlackRaven13579]

Dude, your accent makes it all worth while...it was so wrongs, yet so right. u rock!

[xxVirginxSuicidexx]

hahahhaha. best.video.ever. XD

[spikeschilde621]

Dramione fanfic is better. ;Op

[Kive]

omg funny and i love your accent ~>.<

[imshinycaptain]

I feel so dirty now. XD

[insanepurin]

*DIES*

Your voice wins it all. XDD!

[SailorVFan10]

That was brilliant.

[Lynn17]

WIN!

The internet needs more of these dramatic readings. Seriously.

[Jessicaasgirl]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDD That was just to much! xDDDD Really great job!

[MiyaviArc]

LOL! I seriously wonder how you kept a straight face while reading that..thing. Love your accent too!

[hayleyghoover]

Who the hell writes stuff like this?!

People tell me not all fanfic is like this. But honestly, as long as there's SOME like this, I'm covering my head with my arms and running away.

[WilliamTheLord]

don't worry, they're not all like this ;)

they're worse

[xxxGlennxxx]

LOL!! I love your accent! and u are cute! ^^

[ifancythetrio]

LMFAO. Really, that's a horrible fic. So funny though.

[Trish6198]

man i loved it man you should write erotic porno novels cause that was really good you should do another one! =]

[inForCheapThrills]

that voice totally makes my day. And I agree with your summary.