Paris hilton bikini and highheel.

[beckers1330]

this dude must be gay

[WatchdogDisciple]

she may be a massive skank.......but such a delicate smooth golden.......and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

[craig7233]

Yea, right. Happens all the time....  Except that that guy is terminally INSANE.

[skeilak]

This sort of thing used happen to me, all the time.

Paris Hilton was always literally dropping in, uninvited.

I mean, have you ever tried fishing a wet chute and harness out of your pool? Guaranteed, you're getting soaked.

I finally had to put up electrified netting, just so Jessica Alba and I, could enjoy some privacy.

[ROBERTTHESCEPTIC]

Narrow escape from herpes there.

[Patinho]

too thin fo my taste - give me pamela anderson any day

[guitarkidsteve]

is this guy FUCKIN stupid???

[markalanoffcial]

Shes soooo hot!

[shareholder4500]

Good girl gay guy.

[whatitis117]

G Damn I would love to shrimp her delicious tootsies while I was ramming her gorgeous pink pussy.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@whatitis117 have fun with ze herpaloids

[Tadivids]

<3

[Vontsesaper]

So 2x4

[salvyy]

So sexy

[gadifix]

Paris or not, This guy is a jerk

[tompwh]

as if lol. i wud ever say no to that