Episode 19: Crazy Foreigners Doing God Knows What

[shmoozii]

i had a dream where cracked tv came back

[Nekropzial77]

I love the way Michael said "Clippy"

[jacktheunlimited]

For the i-don't-give-a-shit record, the very last video is "Les Guignols de l'Info", a very famous French TV show a little bit crazy.

[GeorgesVI]

guignols de l'info at the end?

[Mystrikchannel]

lakupiippu video should be here :D

[Viraus2]

Fuck yeah Elvis Costello!

[Archedgar]

Swaim's spanish is actually not bad.

I'm impressed.

[xombimonkey]

omg they're making a Cat Shit One cgi anime!?!? Incredible!

To provide more info, Cat Shit One was originally a three-volume manga chronicling soldiers during the Vietnam war. It was a serious drama, but the americans happen to be rabbits and the vietnamese are cats. The whole "Cat Shit One" was based on, I think, an actual platoon in Vietnam that called themselves "Dog Shit One". And the title of the manga in America is Apocalypse Meow. Anyway, I hope that clears things up for ya SWAIM.

[KristofskiKabuki]

@xombimonkey That film came out here in the UK a couple of years ago, it looked really great but I didn't get a chance to see it.

[KristofskiKabuki]

@KristofskiKabuki There's also Maus - a comic book about the holocaust, but with mice (of course)

[thefishface100]

i can translate what clippy said gdhakfduipghfjkgnfdjk;nkglf ummmm fdhsjkalgbnjvfobgnj ngf jkalgb fsajkl njf glbfajkl

[ThePrimeXD]

I can translate the lyrics of the Chaccaron. It's:Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus

aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus, alsualsualualauusualulus

[NateSean]

@ThePrimeXD Damn. If you were online three years ago you'd get to choose the next topic.

[MarijnStevens]

gatverdamme Paul. ziek.

[Shemassault]

BTW, the song at the end of the episode is :

Elvis Costello - Tokyo Storm Warning.

Google is your friend.

[jekk23]

Mr Swaim is master of comic delivery. Succulent Windows Afford Interesting Mitosis

[speedformercy]

all good, great, except for the #2 part - made me cringe horribly

the stuff of nightmares

[shittyfagg]

@speedformercy Yeah sorry about that', that was our fault. But you know us Dutch, eh... all paedophiles and weed and wooden shoes and tulips and hookers.

[qbalaqss]

For the record, the chacarron guy is -not- making sense AT ALL.

Check it yourself by searching for the lyrics.

The song's name is Chacarron Macarron, by Andy's Val Gourmet.

[qbalaqss]

@Holyfister

There are actually words that start with 'W' in spanish, he apparently didn't have anyone fluent in spanish to help him. This joke works better anyway.

[GVilleAnarcho]

@qbalaqss like what?

[grahamgreving]

Anyone know the original clip from number 7?

[Alenthas]

@grahamgreving watch?v=XRPW5bB3GCI lol he has a second video of doing basically the same thing, just copy paste this "uçan adam sabri" and you'll find what you need :D

[SexRobotOfDoom]

"unibrow countries"

This is so not PC, but I like it.

[TheMarauder51]

I will never be able to listen to "Dancing Mad" (song with the horse) with a straight face again.

[BGBailen]

the kid in #2 sounds like he's crying while he's singing. poor kid.

[kbmuncher]

six people forgot to point their toe

[kbmuncher]

six people forgot topoint their toe

[ivke32]

wtf was #2 ?!?!?!

[hellojulie]

if i were that kid's dad, i would have fucking carved the fat out of that guy and make him eat it

[ramenguy1]

um... the kid and the fat guy.. o.O um... i think im 150% freaked out by that.

[wheresolive]

It's Watership Down: the Video Game!

[Radiobed]

Kudos on the Kostello funny man.

[twitchwillkillyou]

5 people didn't point the toe.

[In1c]

To watch the guy going ape shit look up "guy freaks out on live tv"

To watch the burger kick look up "burger kick"

[dasstu]

I like the very subtle Muppet Show reference.

Here's a hint, the word is "slash"

[professionallewis]

i guess molesting a child on live television is ok in certain countries.

[elwiz1967]

that dudes name is "holy fister" XD

[JohnMooreification]

It's Snel Hest!

[TheSilverButtons]

"How was it to kick the burger?" "Hot...very hot" LOL WTF XD

[DeepAbsentia]

This guy knows about the right stuff. I mean, 502x5?

Awesome rating, awesome series.

[ijc1687]

No wonder it's called crack tv..... Cause most of the people in the clips seem to be on crack.......

[DelMarrrrr]

#'s 2 and 1 were both absolutely horrifying.

[mokonafan1]

that poor child.

[Kitiem3000]

The molesting guy is called Paul de Leeuw. The kid is called Keesje. I liked the skid where he curses Keesje into the ground for not singing right. Edgy satire, he had to publicly apologise a lot! Not that it stopped him.

[CrownedWithLaurels]

@Kitiem3000 Wow, I've been wondering about this for so long - I'm really relieved to find out it's satire...

[holymosesstudios]

@Kitiem3000 If people did not get that it was a joke, you really are stupid.

[holymosesstudios]

@Kitiem3000 did people not get that it was a joke?

[I4mfr34ky]

Number 7...what the hell?

[Apollomasque]

@I4mfr34ky

I COULD tell you what's going on, but it's actually much funnier if you have no clue.

[I4mfr34ky]

@Apollomasque Bogusssssss...lol

[Apollomasque]

@I4mfr34ky

Well then little Miss "I wear glasses because they make me look interesting and not because I need them" If you REALLY want to know, I'll tell yah.

[I4mfr34ky]

@Apollomasque You're so stalling.

[Apollomasque]

@I4mfr34ky

The dude thinks that he can fly. He's on the talk show advertising the fact that Allah gave him this power. After being shot down, Mr. Unibrow tries to show that he can, I guess. The results are above.

[I4mfr34ky]

@Apollomasque Seriously? Holy shit.

Thanks! 8D

[slippyking07]

Am still waiting for Droid Michael Swaim to take over all TV ( soon please )

and that CatShitOne movie looks supreme

[Harrisabd]

where can i watch the one witht he mono brow guy going

fuckin' nuts

[UrsaArcadeus]

There are no spanish words that begin w/ 'w'

[unjustpork]

who else thinks catshitone looks like a good movie?

[metalmikexx]

@unjustpork hell yeah.

[blah7676]

@unjustpork You tube it, it's 20 minutes long and worth the watch, if you can put up woth reading the subs

[ninchan2]

@unjustpork it is pretty cool actually ^^ not that there is much point to it or anything, but the animation and graphics are amazing

[Sean12314]

The fact that he looks like a pedophile at 2 is the joke.. this indeed needs some context =/

[Holyfister]

0:13

The joke is that there aren't any Spanish words starting with a 'W'

[bosshog7169]

@Holyfister

HAHA that would've taken me a minute to get if I hadn't seen your comment first, thanks. Of course the time you saved me is now wasted because I typed this. Damn

[dLema1]

@bosshog7169 But they are Spanish words staring with W. As a matter of fact, here are all of them: w, washingtoniano, wáter, waterpolista, waterpolio, wau, web, wellingtoniana, wélter, wéstern, whiskería, williense, windsurfista, wólfram, wolframio.

[Fyrzon]

@dLema1 None of them were sufficient in satisfying him enough to put in his abbreviation.

[SturrStruck]

@Fyrzon acronym.

[Fyrzon]

@SturrStruck apples.

[juggleknot]

@dLema1 all those words are taken from other languages. the W wasn't even part of the Spanish alphabet until recently.

[shittyfagg]

@dLema1 well yeah, you try making up an acronym with any one of those..

[AHCrusader]

what's the song at the end?

[xZippy38]

Swaim and Clippy are the best things on Earth.

[samuelchristmas]

Swaim is the fucking man. These videos need more views!!! Spread the word.

[TwangyBucket]

Bienvenidos al episodio 19 de la televison craquelada donde somos

[hellojulie]

#2 is the most WTF moment i have ever seen. does anyone know what's happening!?

[neina5]

The guy in first clip was trying to prove that he can fly. :D Turkish. :) Aw.

[BBsgalore]

MAKE OUTTAKE VIDEOS

[SuperHoboPirateNinja]

On the rabbits:

"Usagi" is Japanese for "rabbit."

A GI is a soldier, so an American soldier could be called a USA GI--usagi.

[FarTooHuman]

Dancing Mad

Those who know what that is, know what I mean. 

[JojengaLPer]

@FarTooHuman SANITY...MINDSETS...SENSE...WH­ERE DO THESE THINGS COME FROM? AND WHERE DO THEY GO?

SUCH MEANINGLESS THINGS...I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!

[FarTooHuman]

@JojengaLPer  You got it.

[linuxsparta]

fucking hellarious.

[femiboy34]

Ayudame! Cleepy.

[TheIntelliraptor]

Hahaha I think the horse mask guy is a friend of mine. He does like to wear that thong-swimsuit thing, he has a horse mask just like that one and he does love shrooms.

[Thepharcyde4ever]

Swaim for President

[zingersh]

wheres episodes 26-29?? and what was that last horse clip, where can i find it?!

[CrownedWithLaurels]

I'm totally stealing the phrase "the unibrow countries"

[mynameisdarthtater]

The beginning should be telévision crakeado, not crakeado telévision

[SarcasmxAWayofLife]

haha, i'm surprised korean baseball fighting wasn't on this list.

[killguta]

I laughed so hard at the molester guys ROFLMAO

[ZindeDavouk]

Madre mía... Ahora que escuché a Michael Swaim decir "Chacarrón Macarrón" creo que puedo morir feliz XD

[Zappingable]

"Bienvenida al 19 episodio del crackeado televisión" :)

[Afghantaekwondochamp]

Number 6 is a norwegian marriage ritual

[phillipjfry6]

yes.

[justushukka]

weird molestation guy... sick stuff...

[TwangyBucket]

We came here on belly to work about 5 years ago

[TKXboxer]

Whats the song they play at the end?

[Carol82437]

The guy with the little boy was wrong in so many ways!!! Also, that guy at the start lost his cool big time!! :D

[cthulhu556]

Yeah, that guy lost all his credibility when he forgot to point the toe.

[idiotsofemblem]

its a dutch comedian and its a sketch with his nephew i think he always does stuff like that

ther is also one where he picks "a fight" with a kid

because he says santa claus doesn't exist or something

[Carol82437]

The guy with the little boy was wrong in so many ways!!!! :D

[Carol82437]

The guy with the little boy was wrong in so many ways!!! :D

[jessbh509]

omg that guy with that kid was disturbing,

[momoandmiz]

Cleeepy. Hahaha.

[thjakobsen]

1:43. Wow, i am ashamed to be from the same country.

[SuckItLily]

@thjakobsen then could you still explain what the fuck was going on? what was the show about and why were they both pretending to speak english?

[machos]

"donde Somos... (pause) ayudame!!" hahahahaha this guy is awesome

[bitchslapper12]

HE'S GONNA BE THE BURGER MAN! Hahha, where can I find that video!

[Chilleeern]

just search kick the burger :D it's awesome

[chosentonessournotes]

Swaim, if there is a God, I imagine he's a lot like you. You're amazing.

[Theowest]

Where's episode 20?

[whilshals]

chacarron sound like a down syndrome orchestra

[Boolglunk]

I really lold at this one. I bet if someone listened to "Chacarron" for a whole day their IQ will drastically decrease. I wonder if anyone knows the lyrics by heart..

[RosemaryVnestor]

This is totally my fave Cracked T.V,

Every time i see the Burger kicking thing i die.

Swaim is the BEST!!!

[danyankees]

LMAO

im gonna keep watching this over and over until you reach 50million views...

awesome

..

[TheCooterMan]

Do you realize that when this video is in the list on the right, its title is "Epidsode 19: Crazy Foreigners Doing God"... lol those crazy foreigners...

[LittlePigglette]

@TheCooterMan

[ninjasore]

Chacaron! my brother owns that song.

[MeadowLaneMusic]

#2's Andre Hazes isn't it? That Dutch guy?

[ninaforpresident]

it's actually Paul de Leeuw. and the little kid is named Keesje. It sure is.. rather odd.

[SuckItLily]

@MeadowLaneMusic looks different.

[BiohazardProductions]

New episode, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeeee!

[dlund42179]

"..you dont see that in America.."

"except when you re-play it over and over again you smug basturds"

[Demanga]

4:49 hey isn't that music from Chrono Trigger?

[uthertheking]

I do believe so. It's very rememberable

[adamkirby1]

@Demanga Final Fantasy VI final battle

[Demanga]

Ah, ok. It sounded familiar.

[whiteshadw]

Nah, its part of Dancing Mad, Kefka's theme from FFVI

[Apollomasque]

Somebody has to tell me the source behind #7!

I must know where it's from and what influenced this man to suddenly act like his balls were on fire?

WHAT DRIVES A MAN TO SUCH EXTREMES!

I must know.

[epiphoneplayer5]

psssst.... Ayudame, Cleepee. lmao i heart spanish

[nomyek200]

Whats #1 called?

[legionarioXIX]

lmfao this is amazing.

[kcool134]

"He's gonna kick the burger, he's gonna kick the burger, he's gonna kick the burger to the moon"

Just watched that video, it just about killed me XD

[xxstaggerxx]

I sang that at work. Everyone looked confused

[Arominit]

The fat guy with the kid is "Paul de Leeuw" from a dutch television show. He's always a bit strange like that but no pedophile.

[Caffiend]

Something about when he says "oh-no" when his footage goofs just makes me happy in extremely hetero ways.

[NogNade]

I hope something was done about that guy molesting the kid on stage. that was disgusting. HE WAS BITING HIS CLOTHES!!! Im less creeped out by the naked horse head guy.

[biggieboy2510]

@NogNade

yes, we know, he's called Paul De Leeuw, he's a Dutch "comedian", there's also a sketch where he mocks a kid and says he can't sing for sh*t, but the audience isn't told it's a sketch. Yep, nice...

[mauricevdkal]

@NogNade that dude is gay and lives in holland his name is paul de leeuw gl. :D

[818562]

I get a warm feeling in my heart whenever you guys put up a new video.

[elliotooo123]

link to the first 1?

[Cephas]

#7 had me in stitches.  Where/what is it from?

[zrocks2001]

lol damn your funny

[soulhunter4444]

Swaim is the greatest host droid ever.

[Parvenu333]

I can't find the one with the hamburger. I need that video.

[anonimystro12345]

Search "Ragnar Otnes & Mads Ousdal - Kick the Burger" on youtube.

You'll find it.

[CabrionDeluviant]

i can feel your head exploding from the lack of it all the way from here.

check out the swedish youtube, you will probably find it there.

[JAGMASK08]

The start reminded me of the fast show

[gbg112]

Can i get a link to the video with the guy and kid , that is just too creepy not to wana watch

[QWERTYCommander]

Why the hell is it called CatShitOne?

[ankitsheorain]

its the name of the original manga. the original was set in 'nam, and the viet cong were depicted as cats.

[SuperUltraEpic9000]

XD Can anybody get me a link to the number 2 video??

[Dynysia030]

God damn, that video with the little kid and that freaky guy is so creepy O_O

[bluesmasters62]

As well as the Horse (--__--)

[ImperativeNation]

For an actual translation at 4:58

Line 1: ヲタケン= the name of the guy who's in the horse head apparently. I just googled that and his videos come up. And yes, he has other videos, of public things. just search on youtube "wotaken's nude camp"

おすすめ= Recommended

Line 2: ベニゲングタケ= a red mushroom w/ white spots. Know to be a hallucinagetic (sp.) and poisonous to eat.

[fcolon08]

clutch

[FalzarGregar]

LOL CATSHITONE

[RebeckaRowan]

I think I love you, Swaim. For real.

Allow me to please you sexually.

[sedwaykid]

woooooooooooooow

[shanghaisam37]

woow. wow. uh huh. wow.

though i can't deny, the same thought went through my mind.

[soboib1234]

@RebeckaRowan ur gay

[RebeckaRowan]

@soboib1234 Woman + man = The most heterosexual thing you can pretty much get. Intelligence fail. *mwah*

[monkfishification]

@RebeckaRowan HE'S MINE.

[purplecat747]

@RebeckaRowan likewise. he is funny!

[stickywister]

@RebeckaRowan

good god woman

he's a married man

[TheJuggernaught5000]

lol love this video...the end part is kinda fucked but still funny!!!

[cody10ha]

1:15 Best editting ever

2:18 HOLY CRAP TRANSLATION!

Episode is awesome.

[kcool134]

@cody10ha I know, 2:18 he sounds like Bottomtooth from Family Guy XD

[GaBB0256]

@kcool134 OMG he does! XD

[skatfree]

THIS VIDEO IS RACIST!!!

I loved it.

[shazzycat3449]

Anyone know when the next one, the 21st one, is coming out? I know the 20th one got removed for some "wizard penis." Guess they gotta sort that out until they put up the next one, but I NEED NEW SWAIM(:

[kumofrostdroid]

Swaim you are awesome. enough said

[LegendaryAdrenaline]

is it just me or does his head appear to morph in size.

[newellkm]

"Warren Peace" <--Very Funny.

[LWSamlan]

ayudame! clippy!

[sugreev2001]

That guy was totally doing wrong things with the kid.One of the most uncomfortable videos I've ever seen on the Internet,and that's something in itself.Why wouldn't the people just bash the guy's head in ?