BIG FAT LIAR!!!!!!

[TheLeadStriker]

life was so good back then huh?

[Nickster4477]

C is incorrect

[LuvBunnie13]

I play World of Warcraft :) Best Game Ever!

[dad3332211]

The 3rd one

[thiltonify]

oh my god annoying

[computernerd9926]

Phil has definetely come a long way in only 2 years! I didn't see any of his show until 2011, so these all look wierd and amature to me. this video dousn't look like he is in a studio. I assume this vid was made before he got his studio, and he did the show from home or a home setting. His show must be growing fast. his current show is way more professionally done than this one.

[maxs658]

holy shit you have lost so much weight since this video. nice phil!

[MsMidnight17]

He mentioned Kingdom Hearts!? *fangirls* =P

[hosshouhanon4real]

@MsMidnight17 TOTALLY MY REACTION LOL

[UndisputedDelta267]

1 is a lie... he giggled.

[magicman2478]

The cake is a lie.

[gaigaigoo]

2nd is a lie

[AlyLove5]

why so many clocks?

[Master0Necromancer]

3 is a lie

[khype101]

what time is it?

[whateveryournormalis]

1st is a lie

[MoeRubaiaan]

hey im muslim so stfu philip

[ReviewGuyHacker]

@MoeRubaiaan fucking paki

[MoeRubaiaan]

@ReviewGuyHacker yeah fuck you and paki what?

you peice a shit

[dbuschhorn]

Watch how the Muslims break eye contact with every statement they make... just like when Michael Jackson said "I did NOT [break eye contact] touch that boy" and when GW Bush said "We KNOW [break eye contact] they have weapons of mass destruction and we KNOW [break eye contact] where they are."

Probably a coincidence.

[MoeRubaiaan]

@dbuschhorn yeah realy STFU!!! man muslim eye contact what bro you can break eye contact if youre not muslim your so stupid man fuck off

[dbuschhorn]

About to stab the little cherub, with the bow, on the next stroke. But cherubs bite, so this one deserved it.

[tylerthetinmancan]

Lol da pool one was lie Or the 3rd one :D

[SamIAmTheSam]

The cake is a lie!

[doodl3bugg13]

The first one is a lie.

[G0ldkloud]

SONY IS THE DEVIL AND THE PLAYSTATION IS THE ANTI-CHRIST

[TheAngelWrath]

iOS 5 fucked up my phone. I hate u Apple!!!!!

[MrDanny0924]

@nerfbasha shut up long live fill!!!

[ZZincorporated]

#2. Brittani practically told the same story. Too bad I'm over a year late...

[nerfbasha]

you are a mistake to be born

[cookieminecraftrpg]

The last one was a lie

[IamtheSlyist]

Ohh...Ping was such a fucking fail...

[StartOfANewStory]

ping's been around for a whilee..

[mq1506]

@StartOfANewStory Not sure If you're trolling or stupid

[Blackspur100]

@StartOfANewStory Did you see when this video was made? over a year ago. Fucking idiot.

[THAREALDAN]

OR you have a funny face when you say OR.

[LogoLaughs]

the hole thing is a lie, the others are true

[MrOwlboy1]

Hole and pool truth and the Internet thing is a lie

[cconroy11]

you fell in a hole, thats the lie. (i haven't cheked yet)

[fancylizard2012]

I really hope he's joking about some of these things

[bzupman]

Conan

[bzupman]

hi

[Jericho704]

Dear God, if you give us Steve Jobs back, we will give you Justin Beiber.

[rickzero24]

@Jericho704 god does not think that is a fair trade.

[dbuschhorn]

@Jericho704 You need to make that deal with Satan, I think. God couldn't have given us the Beibs.

[theonlydoberman211]

@Jericho704 :'( If only it could be done...

[ImTooSecretive]

@Jericho704 God: HEEELL NOOOO!!!!!!!!

[alexmactavish]

@Jericho704 And if you order in the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in a FREE Rebecca Black!

[SanderKivi]

@Jericho704 Why do people keep thinking that if theres someone as important as god, than he would be stupider than an avarage business man and accept that trade.

[ninjamuffin50]

@Jericho704 id rather keep justin bieber...

[H00rayforconsumerism]

@ninjamuffin50 than steve jobs? really?

[ninjamuffin50]

@H00rayforconsumerism yes, his system is corrupted and stupid

[H00rayforconsumerism]

@ninjamuffin50 you sir, are retarded.

[ninjamuffin50]

@H00rayforconsumerism if i was retarded i wouldnt have an IQ of over 140..

[petrino]

@Jericho704 what the hell, throw all the actors of twlight and rebecca black into that deal.

[MrRyan23xx]

Stealth Jihad! trolololo derp

[briefnotion]

Lol. Vid still getting hits. Full song at end, fuller. I want is 4.2, oh wait. Got Ios5. And no said pelting in face. Love the classics. VISIT MY CHANNEL. just kidding. Not really.

[July4jake]

I'm going to UF now

[1Longshadow]

1 and 2 are true, your to bright to have been dead for minutes.

[TheZebraZiggy]

I just finished watching Defranco does Dublin, and number 2 is TRUE!!!!!! she was from Kansas and not New York, and she was physco....

[SnoweyMan111]

Funny, first I thought this was a video, then I saw it was an apple ad.

@babacoop Just fyi. Skincolour has never determined religion, my ancestors were vikings and believed in the ol-norse gods. Now i'd say I'm following Christian traditions but I'm an atheist.

Muslim is something you choose to be. Just like being Christian/Jewish/Hindu/Satanis­t/Humanitarian is.

[kylefpayne]

i found the answer

[babacoop]

was it just me or did the third guy in the muslim psa look really white lol

[TikiXxXRocker]

@babacoop 1/5 of the world's population is Muslim. It doesn't matter what color their skin is. And that's just a part of the purpose of it--breaking stereotypes.

[SuperKallieKat]

it is three

[88rubi]

wow... For some reason I thought you had sense. That sucks moving to NY and not finding your fake-real girlfriend. That was stupid.

[BlindDateOmg]

It's the pool 1

[Cvdf3]

I'm pretty conservative but, FUCK GLEN BECK

[ehabcharek]

I'm not muslim :P

[PantheraLeoKing]

HE's ALIVE!

[provisionaldude]

Delete this vid, its disgraceful!

[Erde04]

@provisionaldude you do know this was uploaded Sep 1, 2010 you dipshit...

[provisionaldude]

@Erde04 I know that dipwad! but its still a disgrace to his family even if its a year after his death!

[Erde04]

@provisionaldude but its not a year after its a year before.... your great at math

[olive1516]

i have an iPod nano the new kind and it sucks if u drop it at all the screen will break ive broken 2 of them >.<

[TamaraLanii]

i play this game where i have to pause the video when he isn't in mid sentence, i keep loosing....

[SpencerisFLYfyi]

steve jobs is dead

[nodontcare08]

@SpencerisFLYfyi na bro, you are thinking of jon bon jovi

[Thomasstarcraft]

he one about the internet girl

[bnewton81]

You'll get more likes if you put the hands of those clocks at 10 and 2. Proven marketing fact. Look it up.

[biancasimone8994]

She's not even playing the cello right. Does it make me a nerd that I know that and that I pointed it out?

[evilnned]

that u fell into a hole

[FreakyGeeky18]

Long Lost Younger VlogBrother??? :O

[dareb123]

Dude i forgot what i was going to say ! you'r too fast

[madmelidy31]

i love how the thing about the girl online was answered in Defranco does dublin... ahhh memories.

[Catniops]

... r those clocks always set to 5?

[JusIgnoreMe]

@Catniops either that or he has the power to control time..

[TheBuckyHD]

@Catniops he does the show at 5?

[Dovahkkiin]

@Catniops Cause its 5 o'clock somewhere =)

[emiloveyouful]

@Catniops Yes, so it's always 5 o'clock somewhere ;)

[theonlydoberman211]

@Catniops yes. maybe a greenscrean for no reason? o.O weird... not even the second hand moves.

[madkiller28]

My wall used to be filled with clocks, then I took a .......

wait im not gay

[Kenzi0425able]

@CapitainTyingKnots IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

[fadingwithgraceuk]

wow phil i cant bellieve u said degrees dont even matter ............ just because u dropped out and got lucky dosnt mean everyone is has the same, the job market is so competitive nowadays if u dont have one u wont even get looked at, u have alot of young impressionable kids out ther dont say it dosnt, granted what u learn there is nonsence but u still need that paper lol

[illebayu]

Why are the clocks in the background not ticking

[hshi72]

The first is a lie.

[5ohfo]

Im tired

[CaptianTyingKnots]

Do you know what time it is?



[cortesjshadow]

Damn Phil used to talk faster back in the day .......

[fergo123]

@AwesomeMAZ95 id like that arrow back.. thanks

[KingBENN100]

the second one's a lie

[ipodgames1000]

@KingBENN100 the CAKE is a lie

[nickpwnu1]

@ipodgames1000 the CAKE is a PIE!

[MRGHAMMER23]

@ipodgames1000 the cake is a lie therefore the cake is a sin lol

[bincheesa]

I'm Muslim....

[Carmiquez]

RIP

[Agomongo1235]

the military thanks games cause: 1. the newer soldires have mor hand eye cordination 2. faster movement 3. faster thinking so yeah good job Florida

[Haysmyles]

@legomusiclover ummm...... Who cares?

[pickster101]

R.I.P. Myspace

[m83ikael]

go gators!

[TheHasanMurat]

Wtf is wrong with your forehead CUNT?

I hope somebody "shanks" you , while you wlak accross the street.

[DLRAAR]

@TheHasanMurat You're An Ass

[TheHasanMurat]

@DLRAAR : Youre a catamite of Phil.

[TheHasanMurat]

@DLRAAR : You are Phil´s catamite. 

[warriorsofnerf]

the 3rd one



[YourMaster554]

Sony isn't devil activision is the sell crapptly games and make billions

[legomusiclover]

your vids bore me......why am i here?

c ya ;)

[rhetoricpunk]

sorry you moved all the way to new york for nothing....that freaking blows

[Straight2TheRare]

THE WHOLE VIDEO I LOOKED AT UR RETARDED FORHEAD...

[baseballpguitar]

Swimming pool

[plopy451]

U suck my balls 247 I love apple no lies steve jobs R.I.P

[BreckR]

@plopy451 Obvious troll is Obvious.

[net28573]

Yes I favorites a video you made 1 year ago Phil, your welcome.

[thegetsomethingnice]

/watch?v=HvwbrO1z_U4

[LivingAnChilling]

GO GATORS IM A HUGE GATOR FAN AND APPLE FAN!!!!

[MrTechPotato]

2:02 i bet no one got that joke

[TheAnDramadon]

Thumbs up if you saw the man wink at 2:19 LIAR!

[hollywoodmovielover]

Ur gay phil

[3131561]

why people think usa is stupid ? because there are many Americans like you Dick face

[ChukNorrisHas12Moons]

I've never seen so many clocks sharing the same wall that are all displaying the same time.

[ENDLESSMINECRAFTER]

your a potato salade thats the truth

[WizMaxa]

Why is there so many clocks on the backround??WEIRD

[209355]

The contraction for "they are" is they're. You used the wrong "their" in your catfish difinition. Just sayin.

[2564651jcr]

@209355 definition* and it's an abriviation not a contraction, just sayin'.



[209355]

@2564651jcr Haha. Thanks bud :P

[209355]

@2564651jcr Abbreviation*, and the word "they're" is definitely a contraction.

[ella7675warrior]

I'm watching this on an iPhone 4s! Lol

[sayegeli]

Lay off the religious jokes mannnnn...

Religions are no joking matter

Lots of other political n inhumanity acts around the world can u choose as a topic to talk bout

[CandyLover226]

APPLE RULES!!!!

[SuperMrprank]

retarted face in 5:14

[JakesNotDrinking]

I REMEMBER THE CLOCKSSSSS

[rbolton2010]

Catfish is such a good movie!

[mrdumbass00c]

HAHAH PS SONY ISNT THE DEVIL SONY IS AWSOME

[UpTownShackleCrew]

It's sad being u

[koolaidproduction201]

i'm muslim and now i'm offended. 

[funster5031]

does that mean i will kill people when i grow up(damn i have osama blood)

[umaize11]

Hey dude ur not even funny ur just racist...

[callawayHXtour]

Ping sucks

[Paranundrum]

HDR is not "super super crisp" it's multiple exposures of the same image merged into one dynamic image that appears more natural to the eyes. Nothing to do with crispness... Not a very special feature at all.

[ficatax]

muslims are killing americans?? i thought it was the other way round

[el9nene]

i counted 18 clocks , try it without pause!

[ConradStriker]

@el9nene 21

[breezym980]

i do ping on my igloo way!!!

[oOpinkioriginalOo]

@missKhettos

never heard of sarcasm ?

[mikapikaxxx]

@missKhettos *facepalm*

[coldfood10]

their? they're.

[forsparta81]

@ihavenoname225 tru dat

[Lokuulio]

@ihavenoname225 I see this shit enough on Facebook, don't put it on here.

[MrNinjaNuker]

numero 3

[16kbrown100]

1st one