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  • Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make lessnoise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!

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  • Hahaha, well we can all agree that he has learned one valuable lesson: take fists over voltage.

    Its cool that he was honest, I hope he was just a drug dealer or a thief or something small. Its still a crime but its nothing compared to murder or abuse.

  • 808gamer thats the best shit i ever hurd lol copz geting outa contro ova hea on kauai with tasering local bradas, u just cough when u geting one ticket yo brown ass is geting tazed son

  • Well', at least this dude didn't say he was innocent and he took that tazer like a man...!

  • @MegaBohunk he didnt have a choice, if he did he would not have taken it

  • You were short of breath because you were running, you dropped because of gravity, and you saw stars because you were high...real mystery there.

  • Haha, "take that ass whoopin', don't take that tazer." Does it hurt that bad?

  • Silly gigaboo

  • Reminds me of something Ron White said....."You can't fix stupid"......

  • he looks like tupac but alive

  • ya dont wanna deal wit dat taser TRUST ME

  • LMFAO. [Did you hear anything, Did you see anything?] "Man i saw dem lil stars like i told u. You kno." xD

  • FUCK THE PO-LICE!!!!

  • @NCEast69 You are fucking retarded, do you think you are gangster and shit by saying fuck the police? Man, one day you will be in need of one

  • @derli2013 How fucking pussy have you watched "Pine Apple Express"!?... Dumb ass it says "Fuck DA POLICE!" shit face!

  • @NCEast69 Nice excuse by bringing up a movie you cunt! One day your dad will be raping your ass! Stick his finger up to your G spot of your asswhole then you will be in need of a cop. So stfu you don't know what you are saying asswipe.

  • Im not high officer

  • this guy is high off his ass xD

  • lmfao. so for all the criminals out there, take the ass whoopin. not the tazer. lmfao.

  • LMAO @ 0:37 "Derrt all in mah Maouf" lololololol

  • he just dropped!........right out of school

  • Funniest damn thing I've ever seen and so brutally honest (no pun intended)....

  • @elmhaven ..like a friend of mind stated (and got rich doing so)..."you can't fix stupid".

  • (to the tune of streets of Laredo).......

    As I walked out in the streets of the city....,

    I spied a young police officer all dressed in starched blue...

    You can see by my outfit that I am a policeman....

    So get yourself a taser and you can be a policeman to........

  • I don't know if you know your history but Nazi are not the main reason of 2 world war so before saying that learn about it

  • hahaha 0:27 i just droped! lol

  • Yea my dad is a cop and I asked him to taze me.........it sucked ass

  • Hey at least he was honest about it... take the ass whoopin dont mess with the taser... good call...

  • @5554283  Damn Right. Im with ya on that. He was very honest.

  • ive been tazered and i agree with everything this guy says about it

  • Thats what happens when you run from the cops ya fuckin idiot

  • This dude just radiates education

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  • HAGGLE HITLER

  • lol

  • nazi baastard

  • man that guy is a fuckin' genius

  • I find him as my hero

  • I'm white and I'll fucking skin you alive nazi scum. My grandfather killed alot of your boys when he was young and hopefully I'll be able to as well.

  • why is he a nazi? why do you hate nazis? how do they get the inside of a fruit gusher inside the fruit snack?

  • lol....shut the fucking hell up and go fuck a dog^^

  • LOL, get lost loser, go play with ur lame white friends

  • damn hes stoned as hell

  • haaa druggy

  • dont take that tazer maayn

  • fuck you cave dweller motherfucker

  • lol take that ass whooping the police gonna give you don't f with that tazer.

  • Will he run next time?

  • wow fucking dumbass

  • r u rasist ?

  • and you look like the cave man on gieco

  • ROFL MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • He Looks EXACTLY Like my cousion

  • what ifit is ur cousin

  • lol that is funny

  • hhghkhj

  • Don't break the law and cooperate with law enforcement. If you do that, you won't ever need to worry about it.

  • COPS LIKE 2 KIIL NEGROS IN USA

  • i know i do

  • i say give them police the same treatment. go get your own tazers. :)

  • The police get tazed in POST. In my state, they get pepper sprayed too.

  • Fuck OC spray. The tazer hurts like hell, but I'll take a five second ride any day over a spray with the OC.

  • I don't know how you can say that. I carry Fox, and I'd still take a shot of that stuff in the face before I'd take another ride on the Taser. *OUCH!*

  • With that attitude I am SURE you will be tasered one day. Have fun with that.

  • not if I taze first yeah? and thanks I will..

  • So you're looking at getting shot to. I'm sure the world will be at a great loss.

  • You are aware that using a Taser against law enforcement will result in a response of lethal force right? It is also a felony, in and of itself, to use any sort of ECD against law enforcement. Not that I believe you have a chance in Hell of actually getting one.

  • Not to mention that civilians aren't allowed to carry the level of tazer we are. I think to even carry, it's only allowed in a few states anyway. So you could possibly have a charge for carrying an illegal weapon as well.

  • Civilians can purchase the M18L, the X-26C and the C2. I haven't been able to discern any noticeable difference between the X-26C and the X-26. You still have to go through a background with Taser International, and even California allows for concealed carry of a Taser without license.

  • In the POST academy they told us the civilian tazers gave a longer ride, but weren't as effective. They said they were pretty much designed to hit the attacker with and take off. I've only had experience with the ever so popular X-26. That's strange about California, no nunchaku but you can carry a tazer lol.

  • The M18 does a 5 second ride, but it doesn't cycle as fast as the M26. The X-26C is an automatic 10 second ride, but you can pull the trigger a few more times, and it goes to a 30 second countdown. I haven't used the X-26, and I don't know off-hand if the cycles are different. The C2 is an automatic 30 second ride, and designed for the purpose you described earlier. Remember, the Taser isn't classified as a weapon, so the same restrictions don't apply.

  • any nigger is aloud to say whatever the fuck you want!

    It's called "Freedom of Speech" & those dumb rich mofo. niggers want to take it away....

    They want us to fight & not unite!

    Come together & fight for our right!

  • This is even funnier because he's "that kind of black person" not just because he's a black person.

    It's not racism it's realism.

  • Oh yeah?

  • LOL..."Take that ass whippin"...dont deal with a taser....oh my gosh I lol'd so hard on that one...

  • stop the racism... seriously

  • stop being a statistic then we can talk.

  • it is funny in a way but i don't think they deserve all the shit we give them

  • Racist son of a bitch a don't care what color you are ass hat.That stupid ass comment you pussy willow shut the hell up.

  • lmao that taz busted that ass

  • Fuck you, you retarded ass, inbred redneck! You can't even fucking type.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • haha real mature, grow up buddy. u must be one of those little kids that has a drunk for a father who beats your mother and molests your sister, so the only place you can feel cool is online

  • haha another dumbass punk being racist behind the safety of his computer screen. Joined: April 16, 2009? bet this guy just made a youtube account only to talk shit online cause he gets bullied everywhere else in real life. you have no friends, go swallow a knife and hang yourself, no one will miss you anyways.

  • I've been following up on your bitch ass, one less nigger? Bitch please! They should shoot yo dumbass for helping contributing to contaminate peoples heads, go sit yo' ass down somewhere, you have been dismissed.

  • Gotta hand it to this guy, he's going to the cop shop but he still had his shit together enough to talk in front of a camera. That's pretty badass.

  • Aha i got tazed, at first it felt like a tickle so i tried to pull it out. the cop put the voltage up and i dropped. i couldn't even see, literally.

    Cop was nice though. surprisingly.

  • Better to be tazed than to be shot.

    This guy is a retard.

  • tazers are not life threatening

  • ps3rulez....your statement is incorrect..persons with heart problems and persons who wear pace makers can be threatened by tazer voltages and it some cases

    can be fatal..

  • yes, but for most people they are not life threatening

  • most, key word most

  • dbenson your statement is actually the incorrect one. Tasers have no damaging effects on people with pacemakers or heart problems. Tasers have never killed anyone, which is proven by the fact that they have never lost a law suit in a day and age where you can sue someone over anything and make money. Now not every medical problem has been tested with tasers yet, but if you do have some medical condition like a heart problem why the fuck are you doing something that could get you tased?!

  • People have been killed by tazers.. do your research.

  • Thats not true!! I takes alot more voltage to interrupt a pacemaker or heart. Also the amps delivered by a Tazer our around.004. You dont know what your talking about.

  • maybe u sud look in australian news coz some dude died from a tazer coz it did somfin to his pacemaker

  • @dbenson002 there are rare cases, but tazer brand stun guns have been tested on subjects wearing a pacemaker to check for safety with no ill effects, and lets get real, how many tazerable BGs are realisticly going to have a pacemaker? <1%. This doesn't mean they cant be abused, but they are a helluva lot safer than a bullet.

  • @dbenson002 Maybe people with heart problems or pacemakers shouldn't fuck with cops.

  • @dbenson002

    There was an old foreign man that got tazered in an airport I think in Toronto because he couldnt understand what airport security was saying to him.

    He died instantly

  • That is a fucking retard for ya.....how about just not committing crimes and running? Advice from a criminal dumbass?...I rather take my chances snatching quarters out of a moving blender!...What a fuck tard!!

  • i think his braincells were already fried

  • looks like the tazer fried all his brain cells

  • no that was the weed lol

  • Too true

  • a Fannyrat, you's a mark ass bitch. I'll slap you for saying some shit like that

  • Taser in a bucket of kfc

  • Fuck I Got Tazer Fuck it Hurts

  • haha he just got arrested and he seems all calm and relaxed just having a normal conversation

  • I think he's talking to a cop, too.

    He advises us, that we should take an ass-whupping rather than a tazer.

    That is brilliant!

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  • robot tank!

  • You would rather get your ass whooped then be tazed? Come on, three seconds of not being able to move over days of wounds and recovery? Stupid

  • Damn Racists!

  • He clearly said "naggers." He was refering to a Southpark episode where Randy was mistaken for a racist. So here's my message for yourself.. DAMN PALSY PIECES OF SHIT!

  • Gentleman, you just got owned

  • grownassman2

    Yeah well its nice to fantasize but youd drop to the floor in agony like anyone else.

  • your kidding right? I taze myself for fun. lol

  • He didn't fall over and see stars from the tazer, it was from all that crack.

  • man if they tased me i would ,turn into the HULK,and go crazy!LMAO

  • Or, realisticly you would fall down and cry like a bitch.....

  • a K.O'd hulk

  • Take that ass beatin man, dont take that tazer. ha ha ha great

  • it always has 2 be the black guy huh?

  • Its only racism because YOU want it to be.

  • sure, sure, is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night

    sheep.

    you're just a fucking sheep.

    blind and ignorant of the truth around you.

  • ugly ass motherfucker

  • i agree its kinda one of those things... where like a year or so later ur like getting tazerd isnt shit... but when ur being tased and for a good while after ur kinda like fuck never again

  • hes already fucked up on drugs

  • his eyes werent all dilated...maybe hes just plain fuckin retarded.

  • so much racism... makes me sick =/

  • taser: the modern whip

  • NIGGER NIGGER

  • high ass bitch

  • lol... Yea i saw little stars and shit... HAHAHAHA

  • hahahahahahah take that ass whoopin dont take that tazer hahahahah

  • why are u all so racist

  • You are sooooo retarded. You are a nigger yourself! May God have mercy on your soul!@

  • omg ROFL!!! XD

  • ha funny tough guy on youtube

  • Says the pussy that shit on his pants when he see black peoples...

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  • I like black people there fairly nice. I just hate pakis! I despise... PAKIS! Blacks: Cool Pakis:I hate them! Its a slow invasion people. APL stands for Anti paki league. Join today. Briton and America VS a bunch of people with shit loads of C4 and towels on there heads. Join soon! Cllub on Playstation Home. APL(tm). Add mu psn on my channel to join.

  • ya the black guy would run

  • Why do you guys keep talking shit about black ppl?? Your just a bunch of fucking cowards you wouldnt say the N word infront of a black man/women, you think saying the N word on youtube makes more of a man??

  • i would, i do XD

  • yeah right

  • LOL just please stop the "N" word people LOL, fucking funny as hell, Niggerazzi rulez

  • da pooolice

  • Niggers are the cancer of the planet. To the poster who wants the N word to stop being used....when niggers stop using it,we will too. Never gonna happen.

  • ur gonna stop usein it anyway ur not allowed to say it example sure you type it you could type it all day hell u may even say it (in the company of your ugly white trash peers) BUT I gaurentee you wont say it to any black person face to face so unless you grow some balls and say it in person u typing it doesnt exist ya punk bitch

  • lol right. some might not tell a nigger that face to face, cause they have so fukings many cousins etc, (which probs have cancer and aids too) and they will rape u in the backyard...

  • thats one poor excuse for a cop out your a bitch go put on a night gown and do your boyfriends dishes ho

  • you look like this monkey too nobodyimportant86?

  • Oh, come on you're expecting way too much out of these coons, stop comitting crimes??? lol might as well tell the sun not to come up tomorrow

  • lol racism i love it

  • Stop using the N-word, people!!

  • nigger please.

  • word! nigga please!

  • nigga got dropped!

  • LMFAO!!!!! AWESOME

  • dickhead

  • i think the stars he saw was from the crack

  • i heard the taser stings a little. i heard its not really meant to hurt the person, its just meant to paralyze them so they can arrest. im prolly totally wrong tho

  • your totally right.

  • it must hurt somewhat if hes saying he'd rather take a beat down from the cops then a little taze

  • Next time dont run!!

  • next time don't commit a crime dumb fuck

  • He's blatenly fully stoned. :)

  • Attention hot rodders with high voltage ignitions wear rubber gloves when adjusting your timing.

  • if u taze people too long they'll go inferno

  • I will definately take the asswhooping on that mans advice next time.

  • People like that are real. They give advice off what they went through. Dude's a GEE. Lol

  • keep in mind tazers can kill people -.- they can stop someones heart

  • Here is the thing about Tazers that the general public doesn't know. Tazers affect the voluntary muscles more than the involuntary muscles which is the seizing up effect or when the suspect locks up. People who have pacemakers can be tazed without lethal results. There are cases where fatalities have occurred in incidents where there was a pacemaker present as well as without. It is largely due to a pre-existing heart condition not directly related to the Tazer itself.

  • Sure, but the tazer is a part of the process in the killing without the tazer the subject would not die wich means that the tazer has a large role in the act.